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A giant owl has been attacking people. It's chased people in a train station and drunks leaving the pub. I think that if they manage to catch the giant owl alive they should send it to Germany to control the population of giant rabbits mentioned in my first thread today.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007010449,00.html

lmao nah, I think I should capture this owl to persuade it to join my superhero crimefighting team. No criminal in the world would put up resistance to a giant owl!

lmao nah, I think I should capture this owl to persuade it to join my superhero crimefighting team. No criminal in the world would put up resistance to a giant owl!

I would.

well arent you the little daredevil? Luckily I still have Ian to take out the people who get past the owl! ;)

This owl lives in my town. If it starts to eat the same diet as the pigeons do here (chips, pizza and vomit) it will soon be too big to fly, let alone terrorise anyone

ahh problem solved then....

He recalled: “It was perched on the side of a building, watching me.”

I lol'd at that.

I think that if they manage to catch the giant owl alive they should send it to Germany to control the population of giant rabbits mentioned in my first thread today.

One word: Casserole.

"It's chased drunks leaving the pub"

suuuuure it has :p

Evidently it does. Some old guy actually made it land on his arm (bet he pulled a good face when the 3 inch talons went in, but that's Boro folk for you)

Who? :confused:

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Pigeons, Owls, birds are waging war on Britain!

A giant owl has been attacking people. It's chased people in a train station and drunks leaving the pub. I think that if they manage to catch the giant owl alive they should send it to Germany to control the population of giant rabbits mentioned in my first thread today.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007010449,00.html

probably been eating these...

http://www.spiegel.de/international/0,1518,458863,00.html

http://www.photodump.com/direct/teknowil/orly_owl.jpg

Cute! That is like having an infestation of ladybugs.

nice to see the eagle owl population continuing to rise. A breeding pair from Scandinavia found their way to Yorkshire a few years ago, I'm betting this guy must be one of theirs. He'd all grown up now :)

nice to see the eagle owl population continuing to rise. A breeding pair from Scandinavia found their way to Yorkshire a few years ago, I'm betting this guy must be one of theirs. He'd all grown up now :)

That is so sweet! I hope he catches a nice fat farming wife and uses the carcass to woo a lady owl.

My country is truly going to the birds...

boom boom

My country is truly going to the birds...

boom boom
Tish tish.

Anyway, this sounds a bit tragicomic, all in all.

w00t! More guns!!!

http://www.greatwardifferent.com/Great_War/Paris_at_War/Big_Bertha_02.jpg

http://www.photodump.com/direct/teknowil/orly_owl.jpg

http://img476.imageshack.us/img476/4254/yarly7fg.jpg

http://www.orlyowl.com/upload/files/word_up_owl_.jpg

A giant owl has been attacking people. It's chased people in a train station and drunks leaving the pub. I think that if they manage to catch the giant owl alive they should send it to Germany to control the population of giant rabbits mentioned in my first thread today.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007010449,00.html
Oh great!!!!! Good to know that we're on the same wavelength with that idea!

Upon reading about a giant owl I was wondering if it'd be feeding on them giant bunnies.

Good work, DCD!