NationStates Jolt Archive


There is no gay agenda you idiots!

Wilgrove
10-01-2007, 23:58
Ok, so there's this story going on in the Charlotte Mecklenburg School Systems about a book titled "& Tango makes three"

http://www.amazon.com/Tango-Makes-Three-Peter-Parnell/dp/0689878451/sr=8-1/qid=1168469321/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/105-3223784-7076418?ie=UTF8&s=books

This book is about two male penguins who lives in New York City's Central Park Zoo, and they raise a little penguin chicklet (or whatever you call baby penguins together). Ok, that seems simple enough, male penguins help raise young all the time. Hell in "March of the Penguins" they show the males and females taking turn taking care of the babies while the other one goes and get food. I mean this is just simple biology and this is how penguin raise their young. However Neo-Con and Conservative idiots (mostly those with either a camera or microphone) are trying to turn this into some idiotic crap about how "the GAYZES ARE TRYING TO INFLUENCE OUR CHILDREN!" My God, how stupid can you be? I mean honestly, do children at that age even know what it means to be gay. The answer is NO! Hell I didn't learn about gays and lesbians until I was in Middle School and I met a lesbian. My God, are these pundit's so homophobic that any indication of two males doing anything together is considered gay?! Well, I guess they better stop drinking with their buddies after work, because well that's just fruity. Do I think there's a Gay agenda anywhere in our society? Yea I do, however it's not to try to "influence" our kids and turn them gay. No, all gays really want is to be equal to straights, to have the same rights, and to be able to be married couples and the rights and benefits that carries.

So to recap.
* "& Tango Makes Three" is a story based off of two male penguins raising a young in the New York City's Central Park Zoo.
* Conservative and Neo-Cons pundits are getting their panties in a bunch because they think it's part of the "Gay Agenda". Which apparently means anytime two guys are doing something together, it's gay.
* The real Gay Agenda is equality, plain and simple.
* I think the pundits are idiots and need to be hit in the head, hard.
Daverana
11-01-2007, 03:37
There is, in fact, a Gay Agenda, and here it is:

6:00 am Gym
8:00 am Breakfast (oatmeal and egg whites)
9:00 am Hair appointment
10:00 am Shopping
12:00 PM Brunch

2:00 PM
1) Assume complete control of the U.S. Federal, State and Local Governments as well as all other national governments,
2) Recruit all straight youngsters to our debauched lifestyle,
3) Destroy all healthy heterosexual marriages,
4) Replace all school counselors in grades K-12 with agents of Colombian and Jamaican drug cartels,
5) Establish planetary chain of homo breeding gulags where over-medicated imprisoned straight women are turned into artificially impregnated baby factories to produce prepubescent love slaves for our devotedly pederastic gay leadership,
6) bulldoze all houses of worship, and
7) Secure total control of the INTERNET and all mass media for the exclusive use of child pornographers.

2:30 PM Get forty winks of beauty rest to prevent facial wrinkles from stress of world conquest
4:00 PM Cocktails
6:00 PM Light Dinner (soup, salad, with Chardonnay)
8:00 PM Theater
11:00 PM Bed (du jour)