Save the Godless Heathens
Kytzenia
10-01-2007, 23:04
There are people who have this silly notion that God does not exist. These people are mindless Atheists, Agnostics, Pagans and other godless individuals who would love nothing more than to use liberalism to destroy everything that is good and holy. They want to pollute our youth by teaching them that all types of sexuality are natural.
Just because something is natural to one animal doesn't make it natural for humans. It's natural for a bird to push it's feeble young from the nest, but for us humans, if we did it to our own child, or another human, it is not natural. It goes against will of God.
Scientists claim that homosexuality is naturally occurring in nature. Simply because some animals practice this sinful behaviour does not make it right for humans. We are born with the gift of a conscious mind, and we are taught right from wrong; we are accountable for our actions and inactions.
Those who claim they are homosexual because it's natural have been tainted not only by the devil but by the liberal media and people who have strayed from the flock because they think that they know everything.
But, they will learn that this is indeed wrong. It's only 'natural' when you're a primitive animal with limited cognitive ability. Humans are above that. We know that homosexuality is morally depraved and wrong.
Some may say the Ancient Romans and Greeks engaged in this kind of immoral activity, but, remember, God hadn't created them as advance as humans today. He was still punishing them by denying them knowledge because of Original Sin. He punished them by not eradicating the devil's disease.
Hannah Thomas
11-01-2007, 16:10
People should have the right to choose what they do with their lives. I am Catholic, so I do understand how the notion that homosexuality is wrong and sinful... but at the same time believe that if God was truly forgiving then homosexuals would be forgiven. However, this is based on the fact what we believe is actually correct. Homosexuality may be perfectly acceptable to God.
Quick! Must... find... appropriate... cat... picture!
Ahahahaha, the godly sky-cat destroyed the page. This is perhaps more appropriate.
http://memepedia.info/images/2/26/Cokecat.jpg
United Uniformity
11-01-2007, 16:16
He's new guys, so don't be too harsh on him.
http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h182/theloneguardsman/150px-DoNotFeedTroll.png
Was going to offer popcorn around but I think I break out the flack jacket instead.*passes out emergancy rations*
Bodies Without Organs
11-01-2007, 16:20
Just because something is natural to one animal doesn't make it natural for humans. It's natural for a bird to push it's feeble young from the nest, but for us humans, if we did it to our own child, or another human, it is not natural. It goes against will of God.
Making your children leave home is against the Will of God?
there are people who have this silly notion that whatever is greater then themselves must begin and end with what they think they know about it in order to exist. now THIS is patently illogical. (and just happens to encompass christianity, islam, and organized monotheism in general)
all sorts of things might exist, some of them probably do, but there are three things that are known to; science, self deception, and the unknown.
science isn't the unknown, but it damd sure isn't self deception. the unknown lies outside of the existing perview of science, isn't self deception either, nor that there isn't such a thing as all that is unkown. but it is UNknown.
finaly there is self deception, which encompassess most of belief, though not neccessarily what belief is ABOUT. self deception being neither science NOR THE UNKNOWN!
=^^=
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Buffeytown
11-01-2007, 16:23
Why do these people always go on about homosexuality? Why not condem murder? Methinks they are all closet mo's and they use this to draw gays into discussion so they can hit on the one they fancy the most!
Sorry K but I'll not kiss ya no matter how much you beg!
Farnhamia
11-01-2007, 16:23
He's new guys, so don't be too harsh on him.
http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h182/theloneguardsman/150px-DoNotFeedTroll.png
Why not? He just said my life-style and my love for my Lady are unnatural and an abomination upon the earth, a think a little harshness is called for. Oh, wait, that would be impolite, wouldn't it? :rolleyes:
Was going to offer popcorn around but I think I break out the flack jacket instead.*passes out emergancy rations*
*Slips into a flak jacket and hunkers down in a FHRTW (Fox Hole Ready To Wear)*
Save The Godless Heathens? Please it's too late. If God really was forgiving he would love us for who we are not because we worship him. So it's not the fault of us evil Agnostic/ Atheists/ Liberal/Pagans/ Other Godless people but the fault of God himself.
United Uniformity
11-01-2007, 16:27
Why not? He just said my life-style and my love for my Lady are unnatural and an abomination upon the earth, a think a little harshness is called for. Oh, wait, that would be impolite, wouldn't it? :rolleyes:
*Slips into a flak jacket and hunkers down in a FHRTW (Fox Hole Ready To Wear)*
*Takes flak jacket and drives into fox hole*
ok I take it back, have at him boys!
There are people who have this silly notion that God does not exist. These people are mindless Atheists, Agnostics, Pagans and other godless individuals who would love nothing more than to use liberalism to destroy everything that is good and holy. They want to pollute our youth by teaching them that all types of sexuality are natural.
Just because something is natural to one animal doesn't make it natural for humans. It's natural for a bird to push it's feeble young from the nest, but for us humans, if we did it to our own child, or another human, it is not natural. It goes against will of God.
Scientists claim that homosexuality is naturally occurring in nature. Simply because some animals practice this sinful behaviour does not make it right for humans. We are born with the gift of a conscious mind, and we are taught right from wrong; we are accountable for our actions and inactions.
Those who claim they are homosexual because it's natural have been tainted not only by the devil but by the liberal media and people who have strayed from the flock because they think that they know everything.
But, they will learn that this is indeed wrong. It's only 'natural' when you're a primitive animal with limited cognitive ability. Humans are above that. We know that homosexuality is morally depraved and wrong.
Some may say the Ancient Romans and Greeks engaged in this kind of immoral activity, but, remember, God hadn't created them as advance as humans today. He was still punishing them by denying them knowledge because of Original Sin. He punished them by not eradicating the devil's disease.
So, find any old christmas presents in that closet you're hiding in?
Greater Valia
11-01-2007, 16:28
He's new guys, so don't be too harsh on him.
http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h182/theloneguardsman/150px-DoNotFeedTroll.png
...A Leperchaun and a fish?
I once made a guy named Jesus have a second coming.. And a third, he said it was a religious experience.
Farnhamia
11-01-2007, 16:33
...A Leperchaun and a fish?
If you give a Leprechaun a fish, he'll ... no, wait.
I have a one-panel cartoon I cut from the Sunday paper last year, shows a very disconsolate man sitting beside a huge pot of porridge, with the end of a rainbow close by, and a Leprechaun beside him saying, "No, it's always been a pot of gruel. Honestly, I don't know where that 'pot of gold' thing came from. Anyway, enjoy!"
United Uniformity
11-01-2007, 16:36
If you give a Leprechaun a fish, he'll ... no, wait.
I have a one-panel cartoon I cut from the Sunday paper last year, shows a very disconsolate man sitting beside a huge pot of porridge, with the end of a rainbow close by, and a Leprechaun beside him saying, "No, it's always been a pot of gruel. Honestly, I don't know where that 'pot of gold' thing came from. Anyway, enjoy!"
Its a troll and a chicken, as in don't feed the troll? God you people!:p
only god, should one or more of them see fit to exist, knows what "the will of god" IS.
anyone who goes on about "the will of god" is full of you know what!
=^^=
.../\...
There are people who have this silly notion that God does not exist. These people are mindless Atheists, Agnostics, Pagans and other godless individuals who would love nothing more than to use liberalism to destroy everything that is good and holy. They want to pollute our youth by teaching them that all types of sexuality are natural.
Just because something is natural to one animal doesn't make it natural for humans. It's natural for a bird to push it's feeble young from the nest, but for us humans, if we did it to our own child, or another human, it is not natural. It goes against will of God.
Scientists claim that homosexuality is naturally occurring in nature. Simply because some animals practice this sinful behaviour does not make it right for humans. We are born with the gift of a conscious mind, and we are taught right from wrong; we are accountable for our actions and inactions.
Those who claim they are homosexual because it's natural have been tainted not only by the devil but by the liberal media and people who have strayed from the flock because they think that they know everything.
But, they will learn that this is indeed wrong. It's only 'natural' when you're a primitive animal with limited cognitive ability. Humans are above that. We know that homosexuality is morally depraved and wrong.
Some may say the Ancient Romans and Greeks engaged in this kind of immoral activity, but, remember, God hadn't created them as advance as humans today. He was still punishing them by denying them knowledge because of Original Sin. He punished them by not eradicating the devil's disease.
i found these highlighted bits very very funny. Thank you for putting a smile on my face.
Funniest troll i've seen today.
Buffeytown
11-01-2007, 16:52
BTW if you are saving the godless heathens could you save one for me? I'd really like one.
BTW if you are saving the godless heathens could you save one for me? I'd really like one.
er yah, me too, several even. they tend to take somewhat better care of the ground we all have to walk on then most monotheists.
=^^=
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Cabra West
11-01-2007, 16:59
BTW if you are saving the godless heathens could you save one for me? I'd really like one.
Me, too, please. One of the bisexual persuasion, if at all possible.
Peepelonia
11-01-2007, 17:04
There are people who have this silly notion that God does not exist. These people are mindless Atheists, Agnostics, Pagans and other godless individuals who would love nothing more than to use liberalism to destroy everything that is good and holy. They want to pollute our youth by teaching them that all types of sexuality are natural.
Just because something is natural to one animal doesn't make it natural for humans. It's natural for a bird to push it's feeble young from the nest, but for us humans, if we did it to our own child, or another human, it is not natural. It goes against will of God.
Scientists claim that homosexuality is naturally occurring in nature. Simply because some animals practice this sinful behaviour does not make it right for humans. We are born with the gift of a conscious mind, and we are taught right from wrong; we are accountable for our actions and inactions.
Those who claim they are homosexual because it's natural have been tainted not only by the devil but by the liberal media and people who have strayed from the flock because they think that they know everything.
But, they will learn that this is indeed wrong. It's only 'natural' when you're a primitive animal with limited cognitive ability. Humans are above that. We know that homosexuality is morally depraved and wrong.
Some may say the Ancient Romans and Greeks engaged in this kind of immoral activity, but, remember, God hadn't created them as advance as humans today. He was still punishing them by denying them knowledge because of Original Sin. He punished them by not eradicating the devil's disease.
Heheh trollish indeed.
A few things, Agnostics do not kn ow wether or not God exists and so are not really Godless, Pagans whorship God, so are not Godless.
Why is it that Atheists attack us calling us liberals, and you attack them calling them the same?
Liberal means a belief that we all have the same right to life and to live how we will.
I would not call that evil but common sense.
Homosexuality in humans is natural and is something genetic. I.E it is how God made them.
The last point being shut up you nutter!
Kryozerkia
11-01-2007, 17:04
Methinks you ought not feed the troll.
Of course, because you people have fed it, it will now come back...
http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q100/TheSteveslols/800px-Heavenlycat.jpg
Fassigen
11-01-2007, 17:09
Why must the trolls always, always pick faggotry?
Did they get ignored by a fag, not hit on because of their ugliness and now want revenge because they can no longer flatter themselves thinking all us fags want to fuck them, because we have much, much higher standards or something?
Please, people. Get a new act. Why don't you pick shellfish eaters or something for a change? Something original, at least. Us fags, we've been done. Not by you, though, poor thing, it would seem, but still. We've been done. Renew your shticks already.
Kytzenia
11-01-2007, 17:09
http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q100/TheSteveslols/800px-Heavenlycat.jpg
God hasn't a need to show himself, further, your cat is simply looking through a ceiling that has a painting of a sky on it, so, of course the foolish, hell bound kitty would not be able to see God.
God has shown himself. He had sent his one and only son to earth, but we know how that turn out. The Godless Jews killed him because they didn't want to know the truth - that their God was not the real God. So, God had decided that it was in His best interest not to repeat history.
Now, I would answer the rest of your misguided fools, but, I think it would be considered a sin, as you have mocked God, and that is a direct violation of one of the commandments.
Rejistania
11-01-2007, 17:10
Sorry to feed the troll, but: isn't it only then Christian behaviour if it is done out of free will, not out of fear of repression? Especially those who believe in predetermined fate should be against regulation, shouldn't they? I mean, those who receive God's call and are predecided to go into heaven will live according to God's plan.
God hasn't a need to show himself, further, your cat is simply looking through a ceiling that has a painting of a sky on it, so, of course the foolish, hell bound kitty would not be able to see God.
God has shown himself. He had sent his one and only son to earth, but we know how that turn out. The Godless Jews killed him because they didn't want to know the truth - that their God was not the real God. So, God had decided that it was in His best interest not to repeat history.
Now, I would answer the rest of your misguided fools, but, I think it would be considered a sin, as you have mocked God, and that is a direct violation of one of the commandments.
Oh, wow. You're combining 'PH34R T3h J00s!!111' with 'PH34R T3h GAYZ!!111'. Quality trolling, not quantity, please.
Us fags, we've been done.
:D *childish snicker*
Kytzenia
11-01-2007, 17:16
Sorry to feed the troll, but: isn't it only then Christian behaviour if it is done out of free will, not out of fear of repression? Especially those who believe in predetermined fate should be against regulation, shouldn't they? I mean, those who receive God's call and are predecided to go into heaven will live according to God's plan.
Ah, but you see, God is love. His love may seem harsh to many people, but, He does love all humans, as He created man in His own image, and He does not wish for man to go to hell. Unfortunately, there are people who do not understand this, and insist in continuing to act in their hell-bound, sinful ways. If these people understood that God is only punishing them because they have sinned and not because they are a sinner, then the world would be a better place.
God hasn't a need to show himself, further, your cat is simply looking through a ceiling that has a painting of a sky on it, so, of course the foolish, hell bound kitty would not be able to see God.
You should get your "facts" straight. You Sky Fairy never gave animals souls, so they're going neither to heaven nor hell.
God has shown himself. He had sent his one and only son to earth, but we know how that turn out. The Godless Jews killed him because they didn't want to know the truth - that their God was not the real God. So, God had decided that it was in His best interest not to repeat history.
Said son was a "Godless Jew", and your Sky Fairy is the same as the Jews' one.
Now, I would answer the rest of your misguided fools, but, I think it would be considered a sin, as you have mocked God, and that is a direct violation of one of the commandments.
No, there is no commandment against mocking God. See, a godless heathen knows more about the rules your Sky Fairy placed on you then you. You're so much more hellbound than we are.
Ah, but you see, God is love. His love may seem harsh to many people, but, He does love all humans, as He created man in His own image, and He does not wish for man to go to hell. Unfortunately, there are people who do not understand this, and insist in continuing to act in their hell-bound, sinful ways. If these people understood that God is only punishing them because they have sinned and not because they are a sinner, then the world would be a better place.
Uh... :confused:
Kytzenia
11-01-2007, 17:22
Uh... :confused:
God is like the parents He has given you.
They punish you not because you are a bad child, but because you have done something naughty. They punish you so you can understand that you have been bad.
That is why God punishes the sin, but still loves the sinner.
Kryozerkia
11-01-2007, 17:28
God is like the parents He has given you.
They punish you not because you are a bad child, but because you have done something naughty. They punish you so you can understand that you have been bad.
That is why God punishes the sin, but still loves the sinner.
No he doesn't, because he doesn't exist!
God is like the parents He has given you.
They punish you not because you are a bad child, but because you have done something naughty. They punish you so you can understand that you have been bad.
That is why God punishes the sin, but still loves the sinner.
As far as I know, parents don't punish their children with horrible pain for all of eternity. I don't know if yours did, but mine didn't. Perhaps that's why fundies are so messed up?
Mac Suibhne
11-01-2007, 17:32
Rejistania, that's Calvinism, not necessarily all Christian dogma.
I don't entirely agree with everything the original poster said, but why was the "troll" label slapped on immediately? This is unlikely to be a reasonable, intellectual discourse, but most threads here aren't, to be frank. He believes in a position and stated as such, and got immediately marked troll because some people took an issue with what he had to say.
**a few minutes later**
Okay, purposely inflammatory with the intent to elicit vehement response. Since that's what he's getting, looks like that might be true.
Carry on, angry people.
Mac Suibhne
11-01-2007, 17:35
But to be fair, language like "Sky Fairy" is obviously intended to irritate anyone who believes in a deity, which is also trollish.
Man, I think I'm getting the hang of this intarweb thing!
http://www.sable-pro.net/WHERE_IS_YOUR_GOD_NOW.jpg
Drunk commies deleted
11-01-2007, 17:36
There are people who have this silly notion that God does not exist. These people are mindless Atheists, Agnostics, Pagans and other godless individuals who would love nothing more than to use liberalism to destroy everything that is good and holy. They want to pollute our youth by teaching them that all types of sexuality are natural. We're not mindless. We've thought about it and decided the best way to serve Lord Satan (Hail Satan) is to convince everyone that the god of the sheep doesn't exist.
Just because something is natural to one animal doesn't make it natural for humans. It's natural for a bird to push it's feeble young from the nest, but for us humans, if we did it to our own child, or another human, it is not natural. It goes against will of God. What could be more unnatural than the will of the weak god of sheep and his SUPERNATURAL trickery? What could be more natural than the law of Azazel, spirit of the wilderness?
Scientists claim that homosexuality is naturally occurring in nature. Simply because some animals practice this sinful behaviour does not make it right for humans. We are born with the gift of a conscious mind, and we are taught right from wrong; we are accountable for our actions and inactions.
Those who claim they are homosexual because it's natural have been tainted not only by the devil but by the liberal media and people who have strayed from the flock because they think that they know everything. Those who belong to a flock are led to slaughter. Those who decide they are their own gods and follow the example of the rebellious angels will rule forever.
But, they will learn that this is indeed wrong. It's only 'natural' when you're a primitive animal with limited cognitive ability. Humans are above that. We know that homosexuality is morally depraved and wrong. And some of us are above the weak morality of the god of peasants and pacifists.
Some may say the Ancient Romans and Greeks engaged in this kind of immoral activity, but, remember, God hadn't created them as advance as humans today. He was still punishing them by denying them knowledge because of Original Sin. He punished them by not eradicating the devil's disease.The most advanced humans have cast the weak god of the cross into the dust and have risen up and taken their place above him.
Mac Suibhne
11-01-2007, 17:44
Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me, creature of the night.
...*stakes you*
Rejistania
11-01-2007, 17:50
Ah, but you see, God is love. His love may seem harsh to many people, but, He does love all humans, as He created man in His own image, and He does not wish for man to go to hell. Unfortunately, there are people who do not understand this, and insist in continuing to act in their hell-bound, sinful ways. If these people understood that God is only punishing them because they have sinned and not because they are a sinner, then the world would be a better place.That means God fouled up the creation to make them sinners in the first place? I mean... a function can only become a value in its domain, why is it in the human domain to become a sinner? Did God foul up? Why did he create an angel that refused to follow Gods orders? Did he foul up?
The Tribes Of Longton
11-01-2007, 17:54
http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q100/TheSteveslols/800px-Heavenlycat.jpgAwesome pic. Awesome.
So who's troll is this? The initial response to this pic would either require someone gargantuan stupidity or a Jesussaves-alike, and I truly hope it's not the former.
Rejistania
11-01-2007, 17:55
Ah, but you see, God is love. His love may seem harsh to many people, but, He does love all humans, as He created man in His own image, and He does not wish for man to go to hell. Unfortunately, there are people who do not understand this, and insist in continuing to act in their hell-bound, sinful ways. If these people understood that God is only punishing them because they have sinned and not because they are a sinner, then the world would be a better place.That means God fouled up the creation to make them sinners in the first place? I mean... a function can only become a value in its domain, why is it in the human domain to become a sinner? Did God foul up? Why did he create an angel that refused to follow Gods orders? Did he foul up?