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During Christmas, my neice opened her first present and said "A box! Just what I wanted!" and set it aside for the next present. Funny kid.

Got any kid quotes from your life to share?


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I'm a n00b!!!
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Got any kid quotes from your life to share?I mentioned this in the slow thread already, but:

I spent Christmas and New Years with one of my cousins' and her family in North Carolina. I decided to give her two daughters the €s I had left over. The littlest one, 5 years, proudly said: "I won't be spending these!" :D

I mentioned this in the slow thread already, but:

I spent Christmas and New Years with one of my cousins' and her family in North Carolina. I decided to give her two daughters the €s I had left over. The littlest one, 5 years, proudly said: "I won't be spending these!" :D


Hah! Thats what made me think of this thread. I win!

During Christmas, my neice opened her first present and said "A box! Just what I wanted!" and set it aside for the next present. Funny kid.


That sounds almost exactly like an old joke.

That sounds almost exactly like an old joke.

really?

really?

Yeah.

Hah! Thats what made me think of this thread. I win!I had a suspicion about that, and it was proven true! I lose! (You've just added more fuel to my paranoia, you bastard! :p)

One of my cousins screamed for help when he went to near the giant killer monkey cage, but then we never saw him again. For some reason a few of the Gaint Killer Monkeys did not eat that night.:confused: ;)

Yeah.

do you remember the joke?

I had a suspicion about that, and it was proven true! I lose! (You've just added more fuel to my paranoia, you bastard! :p)

that's hot!

do you remember the joke?

It goes pretty much exactly like what you said. It's more of a oneliner.

It goes pretty much exactly like what you said. It's more of a oneliner.


wow, that IS exactly like what happened with my neice! Spooky.

that's hot!Not really. It's made me give up my former circle of friends.

Not really. It's made me give up my former circle of friends.

But they WERE talking behind your back and plannign nasty things for you. I'll say it right to your face so you dont have to worry about me. *plots*

So I was at this party and they had gotten a little kid drunk on tequila and he was just spinning around going "I'm a bananapotomus! SCHNAWWWW!!" and then he threw up. *I made this up.

So I was at this party and they had gotten a little kid drunk on tequila and he was just spinning around going "I'm a bananapotomus! SCHNAWWWW!!" and then he threw up. *I made this up.


best kid quote ever... on this page... so far

10+ years ago at a Christmas Lunch, one small boy was watching a Christmas Pudding having Brandy poured over it and then set alight.

This boy asked
"Why are they burning their cake?"
Silly little boy.

But they WERE talking behind your back and plannign nasty things for you. I'll say it right to your face so you dont have to worry about me. *plots*I don't have to worry about you because you won't be in any of my classes or going to any of the parties I'll be at :p

I don't have to worry about you because you won't be in any of my classes or going to any of the parties I'll be at :p

or will I... (?)

I don't have to worry about you because you won't be in any of my classes or going to any of the parties I'll be at :p

You never know who's under that fencing mask..thing..

Kids will always say stupid things, that's why they're kids.

And parents say the stupidest things to "kids".

"Get your forehead off of my ceiling!"
"Don't lick my sweater."

You never know who's under that fencing mask..thing..I'm not even sure if Cottbus has a fencing club... :(

So I was at this party and they had gotten a little kid drunk on tequila and he was just spinning around going "I'm a bananapotomus! SCHNAWWWW!!" and then he threw up. *I made this up.

You win the thread. Period.

(Shakes with laughter)

Edit: Damn, it was too good to be true.

I guess alcohol DOES make everything better... except following mornings.

I guess alcohol DOES make everything better... except following mornings.

Yeah, we never did find lil' Pete.. :(

Yeah, we never did find lil' Pete.. :(

have you checked the bananapotamus cave over yonder?

have you checked the bananapotamus cave over yonder?

Yeah.. about that..

Erm.. well.. blood.. lots and lots of bloo--er.. No. He was not there.

From last Christmas:

C= very annoying young cousin
M=myself

C: "Can I try some of your Tequila?"
M: "No"
C: "My mom let's me try wine..."
M: "Tequila is different."
C: "I wanna try!"
M: "Too bad. You can't."
C: "Why?"
M: "Because it tastes bad and makes you unafraid of the police."

So I was at this party and they had gotten a little kid drunk on tequila and he was just spinning around going "I'm a bananapotomus! SCHNAWWWW!!" and then he threw up. *I made this up.

I've never, ever laughed this hard while reading the posts on General.

A loooooooong time ago, back when I first started at my job, I was serving a woman who had a child that insisted on saying the name of everything she pulled out of the trolley. It was irritating at first - "milk" "cheese" "coco pops" "bread" until she got to a packet of tampons, which were "mummy's lollies" :D

(lollies are our slang for sweets or candy, for the uninitiated)

So I was at this party and they had gotten a little kid drunk on tequila and he was just spinning around going "I'm a bananapotomus! SCHNAWWWW!!" and then he threw up. *I made this up.

LOL.


M: "Because it tastes bad and makes you unafraid of the police."

Double lulz. Hahahaha. :p

At my sister's wedding party one of her friends' children, an 11 year old, said to me,
" you have the mind of an 11 yr old"
Which I am fairly sure was supposed to be an insult but cannot get my head around the logic.
To which I responded
"and the hearts of two ten year old's but don't tell anybody"

At my sister's wedding party one of her friends' children, an 11 year old, said to me,
" you have the mind of an 11 yr old"
Which I am fairly sure was supposed to be an insult but cannot get my head around the logic.
To which I responded
"and the hearts of two ten year old's but don't tell anybody"

nice!

I was at a fast food restaurant with my then-boyfriend and his family. His little brother was perhaps maybe 4 or 5. It's our turn to order at the counter, and little brother was asked what he wanted to eat.

"A meatshake!"

"Meatshake?"

"Yeah! It's like a milkshake, but made with meat! Yum!"

God, I laughed and laughed. I bet he grows up to be president.

I almost thought my 3 year old was stupid today.......but then I figured out she was messing with me.


She threw an all out fit, crying and everything in the kitchen about we didn't have any juice, so I went in and found brand new juice (only about 6oz. missing) and I said "I just bought this juice, I drank one glass, you can have some" and she says "it says not to drink if the seal is broken"

:p :p :p :p :p

and yeah, that's exactly what it says.

When my son was younger, he told me that he had lost "something", I kept asking him what he had lost. All week his only reply was "Something.." with a guilty look on his face. Well, on Sunday after church, I was talking with the Preist and my son ran over and yelled "HE TOOK IT!".

We don't go to that church any more.

When my son was younger, he told me that he had lost "something", I kept asking him what he had lost. All week his only reply was "Something.." with a guilty look on his face. Well, on Sunday after church, I was talking with the Preist and my son ran over and yelled "HE TOOK IT!".

We don't go to that church any more.


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