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Jesus is seen in the picture below trying out for a part in the band "The Village People".

http://i12.tinypic.com/29gijag.jpg

3 Teen Arrested in London for Making Fun of Jesus
Posted in Criminal Idiots, Mostly True News, Believe it or Not by on the January 9th, 2007
Three teenagers were recently arrested in a London Art Museum. All three teens aged 16, 18 and 19 were charged with public mischief after standing by a picture of Jesus and singing the Village People’s song YMCA. The three boys were caught by Musuem security guards after being chased by a group of Catholic priests. “It seems the boys were making fun of a picture of Jesus Christ when a group of angry priests started chasing them”, said one of the guards (who asked not to be identified). The boys reportedly shouted “Jesus was a bad carpenter”, while being chased by the priests. Their first court appearance is to be on January 29, 2007 and lawyers for the accused young men say they will be pleading not guilty to all charges.

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Jesus is seen in the picture below trying out for a part in the band "The Village People".

http://i12.tinypic.com/29gijag.jpg

LOL!

granted, not hearing their singing voices (and for some people I know, it's considered a dangerous weapon.) "Public Mischief" sounds right.

These guys are great! Too bad they were arrested by hyper-sensitive religious zealots.

This makes sense on so many levels that I'm not sure if this is meant to be a humourous thread or not. Nah, not really

So that's why he never nailed Mary Magdeline, and surrounded himself with men in skirts.

Yeah, but are you sure that's why the priests were chasing them?

Jesus is seen in the picture below trying out for a part in the band "The Village People".

http://i12.tinypic.com/29gijag.jpg

DCD you've done it again.

Where would NSG be without you?

Hehe.

So that's why he never nailed Mary Magdeline... How do you know he didn't? ;)

LMAO, awesome!!!

So, wait... what law was broken?

Well, I laughed. :D

If they had just taken the picture then I doubt that anybody would've minded, but I can see how the singing might offend people. Especially priests. Plus, don't they like you to be quiet in a musem?

It's the idea that amuses me the most. As an art history student, the first thing that would come to mind wouldn't be that Jesus' arms are conveniantly placed in a 'y' shape so that he can help me perform the actions to a song. Still, if you're missing a man in your dance troupe, a cardboard cutout of a famous photograph/work of art might be an idea...

So, wait... what law was broken?

Thou shalt not imply thy Savior was a bottom-toucher ... that's in the little-known letter of Paul to the Lesbians. Chapter 16, verse 12, I think.

Thou shalt not imply thy Savior was a bottom-toucher ... that's in the little-known letter of Paul to the Lesbians. Chapter 16, verse 12, I think.

If only the women of Lesbos didn't keep such accurate records, that letter wouldn't be there to get these young bucks in the trouble they are in.

hahaha! that's awesome!

my LOL point was "Jesus was a bad carpenter"

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That made me snort ice tea through my nose. In a good way.

my LOL point was "Jesus was a bad carpenter"

Well I imagine he was. Ever notice how the Bible never refers to the awesome, sin free things he caprented?

Well I imagine he was. Ever notice how the Bible never refers to the awesome, sin free things he caprented?

Like crosses ?

Well I imagine he was. Ever notice how the Bible never refers to the awesome, sin free things he caprented?


Thats because he not only hung out with prostitutes but he also built them brothels.

Well I imagine he was. Ever notice how the Bible never refers to the awesome, sin free things he caprented?

Didn't Mel Gibson suggest that he invented chairs?

Great, now the entire office knows I'm not working.

But, seriously, what are the charges?

*awaits RuleCaucasia, breaks open the popcorn and tacos.*
*offers around* Anyone?

Didn't Mel Gibson suggest that he invented chairs?

It's true. He had to so they could all sit down for the last supper.

*awaits RuleCaucasia, breaks open the popcorn and tacos.*
*offers around* Anyone?

I'll take some tacos! Extra butter please.

It's true. He had to so they could all sit down for the last supper.

Excellent sense is being made here. You're going to turn me into a believer if you keep it up. :)

*awaits RuleCaucasia, breaks open the popcorn and tacos.*
*offers around* Anyone?

Thanks.
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Thats because he not only hung out with prostitutes but he also built them brothels.
Jesus: The most popular pimp since Biggus Dickus.
Didn't Mel Gibson suggest that he invented chairs?
Can't get a lapdance standing up......
Great, now the entire office knows I'm not working.

But, seriously, what are the charges?

Public mischief. It's what they try LG under.

Jesus is seen in the picture below trying out for a part in the band "The Village People".

http://i12.tinypic.com/29gijag.jpg

This is not proof of Jesus being a homosexual. This is proof of how awry today's youth have gone. They've strayed from the path of righteousness and have chosen to display their disrespect to our Lord and Saviour. But, it's good to know that they have been apprehended by British officials and will be dealt with in a court of law, in which God's law still has hold.

I'll take some tacos! Extra butter please.

*offers said tacos*
This one got some good reviews. Apparently, in this episode, NSG's resident troll came along, with his power of "lack-of personality-and-sense-of-humour" and trashed the thread!

*awaits RuleCaucasia, breaks open the popcorn and tacos.*
*offers around* Anyone?

oo, excellent, tacos please :D. i've got some spare beers i'm not going to drink. anyone?

oo, excellent, tacos please :D. i've got some spare beers i'm not going to drink. anyone?

Huzzah for beer and tacos!!

*stuffs taco into beer bottle*

oo, excellent, tacos please :D. i've got some spare beers i'm not going to drink. anyone?

*offers said tacos*
I'll take those beers. To hell with under-age laws!

Excellent sense is being made here. You're going to turn me into a believer if you keep it up. :)


Well if believing that Jesus created chairs is wrong... I don't wanna be right.

and i LOVE Arundhati Roy

If only the women of Lesbos didn't keep such accurate records, that letter wouldn't be there to get these young bucks in the trouble they are in.

It was preserved by the men of the early Christian community because, you know, all men love Lesbians.



Greek sailor goes into an American bar, spies a nice-looking woman at the other end of the room, has the bar-tender send her a rink. The bartender says, "you sure, buddy?" The sailor says he is. The woman refuses the drink. The bar-tender comes back and says, "I could have told you, sailor, she's a lesbian." The sailor leaps up, runs down to the woman and says, "You're a lesbian? So am I! What part of Lesbos are you from?"

*offers said tacos*
I'll take those beers. To hell with under-age laws!

Under-age laws only apply to analog drinking, not digital.

*offers said tacos*
This one got some good reviews. Apparently, in this episode, NSG's resident troll came along, with his power of "lack-of personality-and-sense-of-humour" and trashed the thread!

The taco got good reviews?

Great! Then I'll eat them thanks! *eats*

Under-age laws only apply to analog drinking, not digital.

Excellent!
*quaffs tasty beverage*
I love that word. Quaff. What an awesome word.

The taco got good reviews?

Great! Then I'll eat them thanks! *eats*

Curse you and your razor-sharp wit!

Excellent!
*quaffs tasty beverage*
I love that word. Quaff. What an awesome word.

Delightful word, surpassed only by the actual quaffing itself. Hmm, according to my dictionary, its origin is unknown. I would have thought something suitably Anglo-Saxon.

Curse you and your razor-sharp wit!

I must warn you: A foot for a foot makes the whole world limp

It was preserved by the men of the early Christian community because, you know, all men love Lesbians.



Greek sailor goes into an American bar, spies a nice-looking woman at the other end of the room, has the bar-tender send her a rink. The bartender says, "you sure, buddy?" The sailor says he is. The woman refuses the drink. The bar-tender comes back and says, "I could have told you, sailor, she's a lesbian." The sailor leaps up, runs down to the woman and says, "You're a lesbian? So am I! What part of Lesbos are you from?"

Lesbians are two sexy women who do it for my viewing pleasure. What is not to love?

Lesbians are two sexy women who do it for my viewing pleasure. What is not to love?

You'd think we'd be more supported by the heterosexual majority, wouldn't you? Must be all the straight women out there going, "Eeeeww" and keeping their men from showing their solidarity with us. Tsk.

There was some study last year, wherein the studiers took sweat samples from straight men and women and from gay men and women, then asked people to sniff them and say which they liked. Predictably, straight men liked the smell of straight women, and vice versa, and gay men liked the smell of men generally, but all three groups liked the smell of lesbians. I know it sounds silly and I actually blushed while typing this, but there is it is.

Delightful word, surpassed only by the actual quaffing itself. Hmm, according to my dictionary, its origin is unknown. I would have thought something suitably Anglo-Saxon.

Get a better dictionary (http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?term=quaff) ;)

You'd think we'd be more supported by the heterosexual majority, wouldn't you? Must be all the straight women out there going, "Eeeeww" and keeping their men from showing their solidarity with us. Tsk.

There was some study last year, wherein the studiers took sweat samples from straight men and women and from gay men and women, then asked people to sniff them and say which they liked. Predictably, straight men liked the smell of straight women, and vice versa, and gay men liked the smell of men generally, but all three groups liked the smell of lesbians. I know it sounds silly and I actually blushed while typing this, but there is it is.

LOL!

I knew someday, information would come to me that would make the world make sense in a universal way.

Get a better dictionary (http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?term=quaff) ;)

:eek: Betrayed by the Houghton Mifflin Company!