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Well today, during homeroom, an announcement came over the loudspeaker saying do not leave homeroom, and wait until further announcements. Everyone milled around for a bit, until word filtered in that someone had taken a crap on the floor of the bathroom. Not only that, but someone else had accidentally stepped in it, and tracked it all around the school. I feel awful for that kid...

So, what are some of the things you've seen people do in public areas, that you would just have never expected?

I slow danced with a guy on senior prom. We were the first ones on the dance floor and the only ones at the time. I post more when I think of more.

Was the individual who defecated on the bathroom floor mentally deranged? I believe that anyone who would commit such a vile act so senselessly has psychological issues, and I deeply desire that he seek religious counseling to allow him to better integrate in the school community and lessen his need to resort to such atrocious pranks to gain attention. It is a sad state of affairs when a lost soul cries out for help by disgorging his bowel contents upon the ground instead of in a toilet.

For "etc" I saw some crazy guy going on about people needing to seek religous counseling.

But seriously, one time I was walking downtown and there were these groups of one, two, or three "travelling vegans" begging for money, beer, and ciggerettes.

:rolleyes:

Was the individual who defecated on the bathroom floor mentally deranged? I believe that anyone who would commit such a vile act so senselessly has psychological issues, and I deeply desire that he seek religious counseling to allow him to better integrate in the school community and lessen his need to resort to such atrocious pranks to gain attention. It is a sad state of affairs when a lost soul cries out for help by disgorging his bowel contents upon the ground instead of in a toilet.

I don't think it was a cry for help... I think he just thought it'd be funny

I don't think it was a cry for help... I think he just thought it'd be funny

Ignore him. RC is nuts.

yeah iv'e seen stuff like that for example i was walking on my way to the cafeteria and i saw some guy was just taking a dump with no concern what so ever. he was on the line to get lunch too... :rolleyes:

For "etc" I saw some crazy guy going on about people needing to seek religous counseling.

Are you sure that he was crazy? I think he was only trying to do what was necessary to save the soul of the people in question, but I obviously cannot be certain with such scant information. I should like to hear why you feel that he suffered from some type of mental defect, however. Most religious folk tend to be perfectly rational and cogent, especially if they are so empathetical as to suggest a form of guidance.

I don't think it was a cry for help... I think he just thought it'd be funny

Can you please explain what would be so humorous in such an action? Is a gross act of vandalism funny? Is emitting pungent rectal odors amusing? Is forcing a poor janitor to thoroughly clean the contaminated area humorous? I should dearly like to know how this misguided soul felt his actions were funny in any way whatsoever.

Can you please explain what would be so humorous in such an action? Is a gross act of vandalism funny? Is emitting pungent rectal odors amusing? Is forcing a poor janitor to thoroughly clean the contaminated area humorous? I should dearly like to know how this misguided soul felt his actions were funny in any way whatsoever.

I dunno, you should go ask him. Also, suggest to be his spiritual counselor. I'm sure he'd take it well, and you wouldn't be physically harmed in any way.

Can you please explain what would be so humorous in such an action? Is a gross act of vandalism funny? Is emitting pungent rectal odors amusing? Is forcing a poor janitor to thoroughly clean the contaminated area humorous? I should dearly like to know how this misguided soul felt his actions were funny in any way whatsoever.
you have to remember that they were at the age where "poo jokes" are funny

you have to remember that they were at the age where "poo jokes" are funny

I was never at such an age. It seems to be an extremely puerile and grossly nihilistic act. Does anyone care to explain how exactly a "poo joke" is humorous?

I was never at such an age. It seems to be an extremely puerile and grossly nihilistic act. Does anyone care to explain how exactly a "poo joke" is humorous?

Poo!

Did you not find that funny?

Ignore him. RC is nuts.

Maybe he's not nuts, but crying out for attention.

Did you not find that funny?

I found it slightly ridiculous and there may be a modicum of humor derived from its lack of context, but it did not appeal to my "funny bone" and I still desire a more cerebral explanation.

Was the individual who defecated on the bathroom floor mentally deranged? I believe that anyone who would commit such a vile act so senselessly has psychological issues, and I deeply desire that he seek religious counseling to allow him to better integrate in the school community and lessen his need to resort to such atrocious pranks to gain attention. It is a sad state of affairs when a lost soul cries out for help by disgorging his bowel contents upon the ground instead of in a toilet.

You're a genius.

This "turn everything into something to do with religion until they start fighting me" bent that you are on is probably going to work for you one of these days.

I wonder if you 'found' god or if he found you, squatting over a bathroom floor during homeroom....I think I may have figured this one out....

I was never at such an age. It seems to be an extremely puerile and grossly nihilistic act. Does anyone care to explain how exactly a "poo joke" is humorous?

Well I'm a nihilist, and I think that they're funny because of the reactions people give to them. It'd be like me telling you that I am sexually aroused by images of Jesus. It wouldn't be true, but I think your reaction would be entertaining.

It'd be like me telling you that I am sexually aroused by images of Jesus.

That would be hilarious!

I was never at such an age. It seems to be an extremely puerile and grossly nihilistic act. Does anyone care to explain how exactly a "poo joke" is humorous?

You poor, poor young man. I still find poo jokes funny, because if you're a stuck up asshole (not saying you are, btw) and only laugh at "sophisticated" humor, then you're just going to be sour all the time. I have all the capabilities to find high-brow humor funny, and just enough sense to find stupid stuff funny as well.

Well I'm a nihilist, and I think that they're funny because of the reactions people give to them. It'd be like me telling you that I am sexually aroused by images of Jesus. It wouldn't be true, but I think your reaction would be entertaining.

Oh dear God, this is so pertinent to something that happened on Sunday that I can't even repeat here. I will say this: it was both the most arousing and offensive thing I'd heard in a very long time.

It'd be like me telling you that I am sexually aroused by images of Jesus.

If you are a female, then it would reek of impropriety, but it would not be sinful in the least. That would be my reaction, no matter how lacking in entertainment value.

That would be hilarious!

I've actually told people something along those lines before. Their responses are either just cynicism, of being shocked and complaining about it. And thanks to Yahoo chat, I can do it pretty much whenever I want.

I still find poo jokes funny

Would you find a child beating a janitor with a bludgeon amusing? The two are equivalent in a sense, only one deals with physical pain while the other regards emotional trauma. The burden of cleaning the disgusting mess is placed upon an innocent bystander to the child's immorality; the janitor is the victim.

One day, in my Family and Consumer Science class, the teacher was demonstrating how to make pancakes. When she wasn't looking, one of our resident jackasses threw his used gum into the batter mix.

If you are a female, then it would reek of impropriety, but it would not be sinful in the least. That would be my reaction, no matter how lacking in entertainment value.

And if he was male?

And if he was male?

I would prefer not to explore that particular morally abhorrent issue.

If you are a female, then it would reek of impropriety, but it would not be sinful in the least. That would be my reaction, no matter how lacking in entertainment value.

Dude, you need to get a sense of humour. If you can't get one.... I strongly suggest moving to the RP forums :p

The burden of cleaning the disgusting mess is placed upon an innocent bystander to the child's immorality; the janitor is the victim.

Are you saying that human excrement is disgusting? It is the way God made us.

Would you find a child beating a janitor with a bludgeon amusing? The two are equivalent in a sense, only one deals with physical pain while the other regards emotional trauma. The burden of cleaning the disgusting mess is placed upon an innocent bystander to the child's immorality; the janitor is the victim.

It depends on how the beating was presented, because I bet it could be portrayed in a funny way.

Keep in mind, I've bussed tables at a busy restaurant during the summer holidays, buddy. I know what it's like to have people, literally, take a shit on the floor and having to clean it up. I've had to do it. I've had to clean dirty diapers off of tables.

And yet, I can still find humor in things like this.

You need to lighten up.

Dude, you need to get a sense of humour. If you can't get one.... I strongly suggest moving to the RP forums :p
That wasn't nice. :( Observe (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=441861). :p

Let's see...

At the record store:

Skirt man-every Saturday morning a man would show up wearing a tiny, flimsy skirt and an ill fitting thin undershirt and read Barely Legal porn. I allowed it (I was the opening supervisor) until a tent was pitched. It's all fun and games until some gets their eye poked out...

'Indian Corn'- a dude who dressed like a girl who had teeth that looked like candy corn that for some reason my co-workers called 'indian corn' who would beat off in the classical music aisle. This dude also sat next to me on a bus and started rubbing my hand and arm until I gave him a stern look and shook my head no.

'Railroad'-the guy who bought all the mallrats beer when they where young, would do loud drum solos while sitting at the listening stations. Costumers kept wanting us to kick him out but all you really had to do was get his attention and motion for him to tone it down.

The guy who was stalking two girls and tried to stash the magazine he hid in his pants in the cd understock while he was talking to a cop...

At the movie theater:
The blow jobs. Including the one I interupted because they weren't being subtle. I was standing right behind them before I said, "You gotta go." I think she bit down. Poor guy.

The guy beatin' meat to a Benji movie. I am not shitting you.

The tear gassing of Edward Scissorhands...and they just came out and said that "There's something wrong with Edward Scissorhands..." When I went there (tear gas sucks really bad) there where still people watching the movie. Shit, dude, it's a buck. I'll give you the buck, get up!

The birthing in the bathroom. We don't know if our petition to name the child John was honored.

That's what I can remember for now.

Dude, you need to get a sense of humour. If you can't get one.... I strongly suggest moving to the RP forums :p

he get nuked and invaded all the time in II

So, what are some of the things you've seen people do in public areas, that you would just have never expected?

I've trip over thin air constantly. Also, it's not that unexpected, but I once saw at least ten people standing around a tree trying to get a soccer ball out with other balls and shoes and sticks and climbing the tree. Only to get more stuff stuck up there.... people should be smarter than that.

I just saw this. It's pretty weird:
Was the individual who defecated on the bathroom floor mentally deranged? I believe that anyone who would commit such a vile act so senselessly has psychological issues, and I deeply desire that he seek religious counseling to allow him to better integrate in the school community and lessen his need to resort to such atrocious pranks to gain attention. It is a sad state of affairs when a lost soul cries out for help by disgorging his bowel contents upon the ground instead of in a toilet.

Ignore him. RC is nuts.

If by "nuts" you mean "a completely made up persona someone uses to annoy people on an Internet forum" that's a correct statement.

If by "nuts" you mean "a completely made up persona someone uses to annoy people on an Internet forum" that's a correct statement.

You're probably right... but I wouldn't be surprised if you weren't.