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The Fifth Posters Awards

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It's that time of year again. If you win an award here, you can put it in your signature. I seperated the awards into several categories because what may be "best" for one may not be for the other. I also made a few other changes. There are three new awards and this year the Masters of Ceremonies are The South Islands, Pure Metal, and myself. There will be no nominating, for weeks people have been observed and have been put in these categories.

The Fifth Posters Awards for Excellency in the Fields of General Debating and Posting.

The following awards are for those whom you believe are skilled debaters. They display a level of eloquence and professionalism that the average debater does not possess. They do not resort to using rhetoric, or if they do it is used minimally. They prove their points and do not resort to simply pulling emotional chords. These debaters are held in deep respect. Flaming is something with which their posts are not familiar. Their responses are not mired in fantasy, are rather based in reality. However, there are different levels of skill and the prizes for this category are listed below:
The Grand Prix for General Debating
The Silver Medal for General Debating
The Bronze Medal for General Debating

The following awards are for those posters whom you feel have gained your utmost respect. Their threads are highly anticipated and rarely turn into flames, if ever. Moderators only post their to comment, but never to warn the thread creator. These posters create threads that could be considered classics, the perfect representatives of Generalite culture. However, there are different levels of posting and the prizes for this category are listed below:
The Golden Trophy
The Silver Trophy
The Bronze Trophy

I realize that certain posters display certain characteristics. These characteristics are what make them unique and personify the very meaning of the words used to describe them. They stand out and they deserve recognition. The titles are self-explanatory:

The Lunatic Goofballs Award for Humor
This award is named after the always humorous Lunatic Goofballs.

The Award for Outstanding Sarcasm
This award is for someone whom you believe is the very epitamy of sarcastic.

The Award for Uncommon Insanity
This award is for someone whom you think is insane...and enjoying every minute of it!

The Award for Best New Poster
Thsi poster shows an eagerness to learn and has not resorted to insulting others.

Awards of Particular Recognition

Most Effective Moderation
This award is for the moderator whom you believe is the most effective and performs his or her duties with the highest degree of execellency.

Lifetime Achievement Award
This is the poster whom you believe has earned your respect and is amongst the most honorbale of posters. If they were to leave, their presence would be greatly missed.

Zooke Memorial Award for High Charity and Overall Kindess
This is the newest award. It is the The Zooke Memorial Award for High Chairity and overall Kindness. So often in the hustle and bustle of the forums we become easily enraged and forget that this is only a game. Zooke helped keep us friendly and never said an offensive word to anyone. This is in memory of her. May she never be forgotten.



Rules:

Ballot:
Grand Prix
Silver Medal
Bronze Medal
Golden Trophy
Silver Trophy
Bronze Trophy
Award for Humor
Award for Sarcasm
Award for Insanity
Most Effective Moderation
Lifetime Achievement Award
Zooke Memorial Award
Skapenroe Award for Best Communist
Seripindal Award for Best Capitalist

Voting will end on 15th of January at 11:00 P.M. according to your respective time zone. The winners will be announced the following day. You may vote for one person per category. You MAY vote for yourself.

I decline to vote, since the court placed a restraining order on me when it was decided that I'm too morally depraved.

I decline to vote, since the court placed a restraining order on me when it was decided that I'm too morally depraved.
You and all of General.

Grand Prix Bottle
Silver Medal Cabra West
Bronze Medal Meanstoanend (I know he's gone)
Golden Trophy Darknovae
Silver Trophy Terriost Cakes
Bronze Trophy Drunk Commies Deleted
Award for Humor Ifreann
Award for Sarcasm Drunk Commies Deleted
Award for Insanity Pedro the Donkey
Most Effective Moderation Katganistan
Lifetime Achievement Award Soviestan
Zooke Memorial Award Darknovae
Skapenroe Award for Best Communist Arrkendommer, since he's the only person I know is a communist.
Seripindal Award for Best Capitalist I dunno, most people on NSG are capitalists.

This is where, as I do every year, I point out the problem with the gold, silver, bonze format. What if everyone voted the same person for silver, but they all had different people for gold? Is the person everyone voted for silver more deserving of gold than the person who 2-3 people thought should get gold?

Maybe I haven't explained it well, but at least use a 3 point, 2 point, 1 point system depending on the vote rankings to determine the medals rather than keeping them seperate.


A better example would be someone who gets loads of votes spread out across all three categories, and then finishes second in all of them. Overall, they should have won something but they don't.

This is where, as I do every year, I point out the problem with the gold, silver, bonze format. What if everyone voted the same person for silver, but they all had different people for gold? Is the person everyone voted for silver more deserving of gold than the person who 2-3 people thought should get gold?

Maybe I haven't explained it well, but at least use a 3 point, 2 point, 1 point system depending on the vote rankings to determine the medals rather than keeping them seperate.
But that takes even more effort. Adding all of the pretty numbers together and such.

Damn, I totally meant to get a personality before this rolled around again.

Damn, I totally meant to get a personality before this rolled around again.

Yeah same ... I don't think I have been voted for anything ever lol

Zooke Memorial Award
Skapenroe Award for Best Communist
Seripindal Award for Best Capitalist[/PHP]

You forgot to describe these three - at least the first might merit a description. Even I can't remember what it stood for exactly - people close to Zooke or exceptionally nice people or something else?

As for the rest: what Monkeypimp said.

Yeah same ... I don't think I have been voted for anything ever lol

Does seem like an ingenius way to dent people's self-confidence...

I just quit smoking, I don't need to be reminded of the little impact that a new poster can create on this board...ho hum....

The Award for Uncommon Insanity
This award is for someone whom you think is insane...and enjoying every minute of it!

Shame the Rev Smiler (Tony Blair) does not post here...

But that takes even more effort. Adding all of the pretty numbers together and such.

Easy to do with an excel spread sheet or a one off program ... really not much harder then tallying all the votes anyways

Award for Insanity Pedro the Donkey


I'll award your insanity. (:fluffle: )

Voting will end on Saturday 15th of January at 11:00 P.M.

15 January is a Monday, not a Saturday.

You forgot to describe these three - at least the first might merit a description. Even I can't remember what it stood for exactly - people close to Zooke or exceptionally nice people or something else?

As for the rest: what Monkeypimp said.Well, what I remember from Serapindal was his undying support for fascism and nazism, and the fact that he would have voted for the NPD, although the party members would likely beat the daylights out of him if they ever ran into him alone on a dark night.

Next person who votes for me gets a prize.

I havn't decided what the prize is, but you'l recieve one nevertheless.

Grand Prix Jocabia
Silver Medal Bottle
Bronze Medal Err, this one is hard. The Nazz, maybe?
Golden Trophy The Pancake gets this one.
Silver Trophy This is hard too. Let's just stick Smunkeeville here.
Bronze Trophy New Stalinberg, because I want his prize, and I couldn't think of anything else to put this in. :p
Award for Humor Iffrean
Award for Sarcasm Fass(igen), of course.
Award for Insanity Pedrothedonkey wins this one easy.
Most Effective Moderation Katganistan
Lifetime Achievement Award Drunk Commies Deleted
Zooke Memorial Award No idea what this is about, so HN Fiddlebottoms, just because I have no idea what is being voted for.
Skapenroe Award for Best Communist Don't know any, so I'll vote for myself.
Seripindal Award for Best Capitalist MTaE was good at his job, even if his job was trolling (mostly for the economy, I'll point out). So he's here.

I'm also gonna have to point out that you forgot a catagory (best new poster) on the ballot and three catagorys(zooke memorial, best commie, best cappie? :confused: ) on your list.

Award for Insanity Pedrothedonkey wins this one easy.


:cool:

I'll be assed (pun intended) to come up with my votes later.

*wins nothing*

Golden TrophyLG
Silver TrophyThe nice Pancake lady
Bronze TrophyWhereyouthinkyougoing
Award for HumorHarlesburg
Award for SarcasmFass
Award for InsanityCzadras
Most Effective ModerationCoggy
Lifetime Achievement AwardDrunk Commies

Bronze Medal Err, this one is hard. The Nazz, maybe?
Thanks, but I'm a previous winner. I assume that disqualifies me or something, and even if it doesn't, I've had my moment.

*wins nothing*

Oh, don't worry. I never win anything either.

Grand Prix Daistalia 2104 - With citation for exceptional common-sense and thorough absence of forum graffiti, cutesy-assed garbage and pandering.

Silver Medal Dobbsworld
Bronze Medal The Nazz
Golden Trophy vom
Silver Trophy it
Bronze Trophy xxx
Award for Humor Insane Goofballs
Award for Insanity Soviestan
Best New Poster (Or if this is not really a category, gold trophy, or whatever) - CONGO--KINSHASA
Most Effective Moderation ha
Lifetime Achievement Award Eutrusca
Skapenroe Award for Best Communist Fass
Seripindal Award for Best Capitalist Marrakech

forget all those i just like one of these cards
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OP4bmrDodPU

Silver Medal Dobbsworld


Goodness me, famous last words. I was just saying...

Skapenroe Award for Best Communist Fass

Wtf? Communist?

Anyway, once again it seems I have to reiterate my disliking of these popularity/ignominy threads and politely reject any and all votes I receive. Thanks, but no thanks.

Wtf? Communist?

Anyway, once again it seems I have to reiterate my disliking of these popularity/ignominy threads and politely reject any and all votes I receive. Thanks, but no thanks.

Whereas most of the commies after-a-fashion here are just dumb kids or grownups in never never land, I'd say you're the most genuine affront to red-blooded America and bourgeois values.

I need some sort of ballot that I can look at and say, "oh, yeah, that person is one fine debater" or something. I can't remember all of you peoples names off the top of my head. :(

I need some sort of ballot that I can look at and say, "oh, yeah, that person is one fine debater" or something. I can't remember all of you peoples names off the top of my head. :(
Just picture my name behind every award.:)

Grand Prix Soheran
Silver Medal Bottle
Bronze Medal Cog.
Golden Trophy Demp.
Silver Trophy Soheran
Bronze Trophy Nazz
Award for Humor Straughn
Award for Sarcasm Fass
Award for Insanity DCD
Most Effective Moderation Dunno. Haven't paid attention.
Lifetime Achievement Award Fass
Suzuki Award Fiddles
Skapenroe Award for Best Communist PM
Seripindal Award for Best Capitalist BAAWA Knights

Whereas most of the commies after-a-fashion here are just dumb kids or grownups in never never land, I'd say you're the most genuine affront to red-blooded America and bourgeois values.

I hate to break it to you, but I don't like communism. I like the market economy, with safeguards to mitigate the abuses and ugliness inherent in the capitalist model. While I'll gladly be this affront to the US (red-blooded - red is the colour of communism, while blue is the colour of the bourgeoisie, when will you people get this straight?), being called a communist is hardly accurate.

Just picture my name behind every award.:)

Ok, just tell me your real name. ;)

Ah crap.

Even with my old account I wouldn't have gotten any of these. :p

Ok, just tell me your real name. ;)

.....

Harlesburg figured it out....

......

.....

Harlesburg figured it out....

......

*shrugs* So you have no problems telling?

*shrugs* So you have no problems telling?

I let him figure it out. I even left him a hint.

Your hint is that I'm someone who would let Harlesburg figure it out.

I let him figure it out. I even left him a hint.

Your hint is that I'm someone who would let Harlesburg figure it out.
Bah
I barely even know who Harlesburg is...*sigh*

I hate to break it to you, but I don't like communism. I like the market economy, with safeguards to mitigate the abuses and ugliness inherent in the capitalist model. While I'll gladly be this affront to the US (red-blooded - red is the colour of communism, while blue is the colour of the bourgeoisie, when will you people get this straight?), being called a communist is hardly accurate.

A red-blooded American though is your common average, working, communist-hating Joe.

Not being an American, you probably don't get the spirit that 'commie' implies here in the US, which is sort of shorthand for "godless red degenerate hun sodomite commie liberal union sonoffabitch."

If nothing else, mark it down to the great absence of reasonable and honest self-proclaimed communists here on the board.

Grand Prix- Bottle
Silver Medal- The Nazz
Bronze Medal- NERVUN
Golden Trophy- Il Ruffino
Silver Trophy- Zilam
Bronze Trophy- Harlesburg
Award for Humor- Drunk commies deleted
Award for Sarcasm- Bottle
Award for Insanity- MeansToAnEnd
Best New Poster- Darknovae
Most Effective Moderation- HotRodia
Lifetime Achievement Award- Kanabia

Kiryu-shi, you're here! I was on holiday, so I didn't get to post on the Office Party thread. Here's your Secret Santa Christmas present. Merry belated Christmas. :D

http://www.mobilewhack.com/images/panasonic_vdr_d400_dvd_video_camera.jpg

In memory of an earlier incident in that thread
Sorry for off-topicness

"godless"

Fortunately.

"red"

I prefer a palely-red, greenish hue.

degenerate

Well, I do try.

hun

If you meant hunk, then who am I to disagree?

sodomite

My love for it shall never fade.

commie

This is where we hit a snag.

liberal

Liberalism is an economic philosophy that is diametrically opposed to communism.

union

I am a member of the board of my local union chapter.

"sonoffabitch."

My mom is a bitch, arguing with that would be a futile lie I don't believe myself.

If nothing else, mark it down to the great absence of reasonable and honest self-proclaimed communists here on the board.

I tend to think reason precludes communism, but centrist market-socialism can be a nice compromise to settle for.

The Fifth Posters Awards

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Voting will end on Saturday 15th of January at 11:00 P.M. according to your respective time zone. The winners will be announced the following day. You may vote for one person per category. You MAY vote for yourself.
Are these the awards that you weren't going to do anymore?:p

Grand Prix- Bottle
Silver Medal- The Nazz
Bronze Medal- NERVUN
Golden Trophy- Il Ruffino
Silver Trophy- Zilam
Bronze Trophy- Harlesburg
Award for Humor- Drunk commies deleted
Award for Sarcasm- Bottle
Award for Insanity- MeansToAnEnd
Best New Poster- Darknovae
Most Effective Moderation- HotRodia
Lifetime Achievement Award- Kanabia

Kiryu-shi, you're here! I was on holiday, so I didn't get to post on the Office Party thread. Here's your Secret Santa Christmas present. Merry belated Christmas. :D

http://www.mobilewhack.com/images/panasonic_vdr_d400_dvd_video_camera.jpg

In memory of an earlier incident in that thread
Sorry for off-topicness

that party still going ,it has not end

Kiryu-shi, you're here! I was on holiday, so I didn't get to post on the Office Party thread. Here's your Secret Santa Christmas present. Merry belated Christmas. :D

http://www.mobilewhack.com/images/panasonic_vdr_d400_dvd_video_camera.jpg

In memory of an earlier incident in that thread
Sorry for off-topicness

Yays! Thank you! And it better be very, very easy to use!
*is totally on topic
<.<
>.>*

I avoided voting for anyone more than once.

Grand Prix : AnarchyeL
Silver Medal: Vittos the City Sacker
Bronze Medal: Llewdor
Golden Trophy: Neo Kervoskia
Silver Trophy: Kanabia
Bronze Trophy: Smunkeeville
Award for Humor: Lunatic Goofballs
Award for Sarcasm: Bottle
Award for Insanity: RuleCaucasia
Best New Poster: Congo-Kinshasa
Most Effective Moderation: HotRodia
Lifetime Achievement Award: Neu Leonstein
Skapenroe Award for Best Communist: Jello Biafra
Seripindal Award for Best Capitalist: Europa Maxima

Fortunately.



I prefer a palely-red, greenish hue.



Well, I do try.



If you meant hunk, then who am I to disagree?



My love for it shall never fade.



This is where we hit a snag.



Liberalism is an economic philosophy that is diametrically opposed to communism.



I am a member of the board of my local union chapter.



My mom is a bitch, arguing with that would be a futile lie I don't believe myself.



I tend to think reason precludes communism, but centrist market-socialism can be a nice compromise to settle for.

And therefore, again, if only due to the deficit of competition, you have my suffrage as *best* communist on NSG.

Skapenroe Award for Best Communist PM

yay! :fluffle: :fluffle:
Seripindal Award for Best Capitalist BAAWA Knights
grr... :mad:


i'll do my votes later

Bah
I barely even know who Harlesburg is...*sigh*

Humbug.

Well who's fault is that ;-)

And therefore, again, if only due to the deficit of competition, you have my suffrage as *best* communist on NSG.

I am not communist, you filthy yank!

I am not communist, you filthy yank!

*gives 10 dollars*

See, if he was communist would he take my money.

Hey Fass, I've got a ten dollar taco here, you interested?

*gives 10 dollars*

See, if he was communist would he take my money.

Hey Fass, I've got a ten dollar taco here, you interested?

We don't use dollars in this country.

We don't use dollars in this country.

Well, then I'll take the salsa off the taco, sell it to you for nine, and have the other one be for the inconvinence of exchanging them.

Well, then I'll take the salsa off the taco, sell it to you for nine, and have the other one be for the inconvinence of exchanging them.

Is it vegan?

Is it vegan?

Sure thing. Made with a southwestern style corn and bean filling.:)

Well, then I'll take the salsa off the taco, sell it to you for nine, and have the other one be for the inconvinence of exchanging them.

You can use the profits to buy yourself a sig...

Bah
I barely even know who Harlesburg is...*sigh*
Perhaps Pedro and i are one in the same, hence i would know.;)

Sure thing. Made with a southwestern style corn and bean filling.:)

That's mighty tempting, I have to say, and it's lunch soon.

That's mighty tempting, I have to say, and it's lunch soon.

Five Dollars?

(See, all capitalist)

Five Dollars?

(See, all capitalist)

That's like, what, 35 SEK. For a taco? I can get one for 25 at the place on the corner.

That's like, what, 35 SEK. For a taco? I can get one for 25 at the place on the corner.

But is it this good.

*models taco*

Its made by a guy named Pedro. You can't beat that kind of street cred.

But is it this good.

*models taco*

Its made by a guy named Pedro. You can't beat that kind of street cred.

The guy at the place on the corner is Garcia, and he's cute. Are you cute? Can you compete with his bulge?

The guy at the place on the corner is Garcia, and he's cute. Are you cute? Can you compete with his bulge?

Well, I don't know about the bulge, but Pedro is an ass...

*wins nothing*

Stop making everyone feel bad :rolleyes:


Award for Insanity: RuleCaucasia

Seconded

Ok, just tell me your real name. ;)

http://www.sixmonthsofsolitude.org/images/akbar1.jpg

Well, I don't know about the bulge, but Pedro is an ass...

While asses are fine and dandy, I think a good cock is without compare.

While asses are fine and dandy, I think a good cock is without compare.

Fass, meet Juan.

http://www.ice.org/unzipped/2002/10/ss-rooster.jpg

Fass, meet Juan.

http://www.ice.org/unzipped/2002/10/ss-rooster.jpg
He is showing his rear end.
Fass you're in!

I've been mentioned? ...but I hardly ever contribute anything constructive anymore. Meh. I'll take what I can get.

I didn't nominate anyone twice.

Grand Prix The Nazz
Silver Medal Jello Biafra
Bronze Medal Bodies Without Organs
Golden Trophy Arridia
Silver Trophy Daistallia 2104
Bronze Trophy Congo--Kinshasa
Award for Humor Ifreann
Award for Sarcasm Drunk Commies Deleted
Award for Insanity Harlesburg
Most Effective Moderation Cogitation
Lifetime Achievement Award Nadkor (You're ignored, eh? take that! :p)
Zooke Memorial Award (I have no idea what this category pertains to)
Skapenroe Award for Best Communist Soheran
Seripindal Award for Best Capitalist Neu Leonstein

Grand Prix : Vittos the City Sacker
Silver Medal: Neu Leonstein
Bronze Medal: Llewdor
Golden Trophy: Soheran
Silver Trophy: BAAWAKnights
Bronze Trophy: Jello Biafra
Award for Humor: LaDameSansMerci
Award for Sarcasm: HN Fiddlebottoms
Award for Insanity: MTaE
Best New Poster: Greill
Most Effective Moderation: Katganistan
Lifetime Achievement Award: Neu Leonstein
Skapenroe Award for Best Communist: Soheran
Seripindal Award for Best Capitalist: Vittos the City Sacker


Seripindal Award for Best Capitalist MTaE was good at his job, even if his job was trolling (mostly for the economy, I'll point out). So he's here.
Fascist, more like it.

Seripindal Award for Best Capitalist: I dunno, most people on NSG are capitalists.
Do we have the same NSG in mind? :)

Seripindal Award for Best Capitalist:Europa Maxima
Thanks, but I can think of others far better than myself for this.

You forgot to describe these three - at least the first might merit a description. Even I can't remember what it stood for exactly - people close to Zooke or exceptionally nice people or something else.


Zooke Memorial Award No idea what this is about, so HN Fiddlebottoms, just because I have no idea what is being voted for.


I'm also gonna have to point out that you forgot a catagory (best new poster) on the ballot and three catagorys(zooke memorial, best commie, best cappie? :confused: ) on your list.

^ *points*

^ *points*



Zooke Memorial Award (I have no idea what this category pertains to)

^ *also points*

This was hard...

Grand Prix Bottle
Silver Medal Jocabia
Bronze Medal Grave-n-Idle
Golden Trophy Smunkee
Silver Trophy Cabra West
Bronze Trophy Sinhue/Neesika
Award for Humor Gravlen
Award for Sarcasm Drunk Commies
Award for Insanity Harlesy
Award for Best New Poster Congo-Kinshasa
Most Effective Moderation Cogitation
Lifetime Achievement Award Pure Metal
Zooke Memorial Award EDIT: Oh is that what it is - Smunkee then.
I'm assuming these two are 'positive awards'
Skapenroe Award for Best Communist Soheran
Seripindal Award for Best Capitalist Vetalia

Golden Trophy Arridia

good thinking.... gotta agree with that!

so, now for mine (and i may vote for some people who are either now inactive or are rarely active).... it was difficult of course


Grand Prix
Bottle

Silver Medal
Alien Born

Bronze Medal
Smunkee

Golden Trophy
Ariddia

Silver Trophy
Cabra West

Bronze Trophy
WYTYG
(can i give Sarkhaan a mention too?)

Award for Humor
Ruffy!

Award for Sarcasm
Fass

Award for Insanity
Ruffy?

Most Effective Moderation
TG cos he was teh coolest

Lifetime Achievement Award
Eut, because i liked the old git and he was a pillar of the community (bar the flamebaiting...)

Zooke Memorial Award
need definition of what award stands for

Skapenroe Award for Best Communist
can i vote for more than one?
Soheran

Seripindal Award for Best Capitalist
Alien Born



Lifetime Achievement Award Pure Metal

woohoo! :D :p :fluffle:


*does a little dance* (i thought nobody even noticed i was still around ;))

I went and dug and here it is, straight from last year's Awards (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10287516&postcount=2):


The Zooke Memorial Award

This is the newest award. It is the The Zooke Memorial Award for High Chairity and overall Kindness. So often in the hustle and bustle of the forums we become easily enraged and forget that this is only a game. Zooke helped keep us friendly and never said an offensive word to anyone. This is in memory of her. May she never be forgotten.


I'm guessing no high chairs were harmed in the making of this award. :p


Also - what happened to the Melkor Chained Award for Most Outstanding Ego? Surely we could find someone for that. ;)

*does a little dance* (i thought nobody even noticed i was still around ;))

I do.... don't I count for anything? :(

woohoo! :D :p :fluffle:


*does a little dance* (i thought nobody even noticed i was still around ;))

All the more reason to get a lifetime achievement award then. :p

i don't want to vote for anyone twice.

Grand Prix : bottle
Silver Medal: neesika/sinuhue
Bronze Medal: cabra west
Golden Trophy: whereyouthinkyougoing
Silver Trophy: kryoserkia (i think, there's too many k's!)
Bronze Trophy: jello biafra
Award for Humor: ruffy
Award for Sarcasm: apparently fass doesn't want it, sooooo, i dunno,... drunk commies
Award for Insanity: awesome rays <.< >.>
Most Effective Moderation: katganistan
Lifetime Achievement Award: the nazz
Zooke Memorial Award: darknovae
Skapenroe Award for Best Communist: who is actually communist on here? if we're just talking people economically left of centre then free soviets gets my vote although i'm not sure he's purely communist.
Seripindal Award for Best Capitalist: neu leonstein
Best New Poster: zarakon

Best Musical Taste: I V stalin by virtue of introducing me to the music of 65daysofstatic, and cuz i'm not going to vote for myself :p

yeh, that'll do, although i'm not entirely sure what the zooke award is for, i'm assuming all-round indefineable niceness though.

I do.... don't I count for anything? :(
gimme an award for still being around and it'll count more ;) :p

All the more reason to get a lifetime achievement award then. :p

:) :fluffle:

I'll do only a few ones:

Grand Prix Soheran
Silver Medal Cabra West
Bronze Medal Sarkhaan
Golden Trophy Kanabia
Award for Humor Ruffy
Award for Sarcasm Fass but he doesn't want it. :/
Award for Insanity Lunatic Goofballs
Lifetime Achievement Award Pure Metal
Zooke Memorial Award Gravlen
Skapenroe Award for Best Communist Kilobugya
Seripindal Award for Best Capitalist No such thing as a "good Capitalist". :p

I went and dug and here it is, straight from last year's Awards (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10287516&postcount=2):


The Zooke Memorial Award

This is the newest award. It is the The Zooke Memorial Award for High Chairity and overall Kindness. So often in the hustle and bustle of the forums we become easily enraged and forget that this is only a game. Zooke helped keep us friendly and never said an offensive word to anyone. This is in memory of her. May she never be forgotten.


I'm guessing no high chairs were harmed in the making of this award. :p


Also - what happened to the Melkor Chained Award for Most Outstanding Ego? Surely we could find someone for that. ;)

in that case Glitziness gets the Zooke Award from me, because she's a million times more lovely IRL than she is even on here :fluffle:

the melkor award is too hard to say now that czardas has calmed down ;)


and for best taste in music, its gotta be.... me! :D

Lifetime Achievement Award Pure Metal
another yay! :fluffle: :fluffle: (this is turning into a real fluffle-fest ;))

Seripindal Award for Best Capitalist No such thing as a "good Capitalist". :p

oooh sharp :cool: :p

Best Musical Taste: I V stalin
Yay! :D

Damn, I totally meant to get a personality before this rolled around again.

I have a spare if you'd like to buy it. *pulls out dusty old shoebox* My cat peed on it, though.

I have a spare if you'd like to buy it. *pulls out dusty old shoebox* My cat peed on it, though.
I'll start the bidding at one taco and a small piece of string.

I have a spare if you'd like to buy it. *pulls out dusty old shoebox* My cat peed on it, though.

i'll hire it for 3 months. i offer 3 months supply of alcohol which i'm not allowed to drink :p. no make that 2 months supply, i'm hording the rest for a proper blowout come april ;). and i'll through in a bag of doritos in absence of tacos in my cupboard.

Grand Prix Ifreann
Silver Medal Ifreann
Bronze Medal Ifreann
Golden Trophy Ifreann
Silver Trophy Ifreann
Bronze Trophy Ifreann
Award for Humor Ifreann
Award for Sarcasm Ifreann
Award for Insanity Ifreann
Most Effective Moderation Ifreann >.> <.<
Lifetime Achievement Award Ifreann
Zooke Memorial Award Ifreann
Skapenroe Award for Best Communist Ifreann
Seripindal Award for Best Capitalist Ifreann


Come on, someone was bound to do it.

i'll hire it for 3 months. i offer 3 months supply of alcohol which i'm not allowed to drink :p. no make that 2 months supply, i'm hording the rest for a proper blowout come april ;). and i'll through in a bag of doritos in absence of tacos in my cupboard.

Tempting. *shakes the shoebox.* "Mooo!!" Shhh! :mad:

Tempting. *shakes the shoebox.* "Mooo!!" Shhh! :mad: Awww, a tiny bovine! :fluffle: I wants it. *offers a swimming pool full of mud plus new fancy clown shoes, scuffed just the right way*

WE vote for Jesuites
Mainly for insanity...

It should be sanity too if lazy people had something between the ears...

Tempting. *shakes the shoebox.* "Mooo!!" Shhh! :mad:

you trying to palm us off with a bovine personality? i sense a scam o_0 :p

you trying to palm us off with a bovine personality? i sense a scam o_0 :p

Scam??? Moi??? No, it's. ....um.... a warped sense of humor. The personality is pretending to be Rosie O'donnell. Yeah. Rosie O'donnell. Don't let it near your refrigerator. :p

Awww, a tiny bovine! :fluffle: I wants it. *offers a swimming pool full of mud plus new fancy clown shoes, scuffed just the right way*

Sold! <_< >_> :D

WE vote for Jesuites
Mainly for insanity...

It should be sanity too if lazy people had something between the ears...

reminds me of jesussaves... man, that guy should still be winning awards ;)
it was DC, right?

Is there a minimum post count limit before you can vote?

Is there a minimum post count limit before you can vote?

People with post counts under 1000 are required to vote for me in every catergory. http://209.85.12.227/1381/85/emo/shiftyeyes.gif

People with post counts under 1000 are required to vote for me in every catergory. http://209.85.12.227/1381/85/emo/shiftyeyes.gif

and anyone between 1,000 and 16,000 must vote for me by law *nods*

We don't use dollars in this country.

*exchanges dollars for kroners*

Or perhaps a combined joined date/post count minimum (although, again that would be false on my part, I have no idea why I had an account from Jan 04, I only started reading the forum in June/July 06).

Or perhaps a combined joined date/post count minimum (although, again that would be false on my part, I have no idea why I had an account from Jan 04, I only started reading the forum in June/July 06).
Join date is when you created your nation.

and anyone between 1,000 and 16,000 must vote for me by law *nods*
And anyone over 16,000 must vote for me. Possibly.

and anyone between 1,000 and 16,000 must vote for me by law *nods*

Did I say 1000, I meant, eh, 1000000.
http://209.85.12.227/1381/85/emo/shiftyeyes.gif

Grand Prix Bottle
Silver Medal Dempublicents1
Bronze Medal Cabra West
Golden Trophy Darknovae
Silver Trophy Arthais
Bronze Trophy MeansToAnEnd
Award for Humor Lunatic Goofballs
Lifetime Achievement Award Smunkeeville

Grand Prix I V Stalin, because I have more than 16,000.
Silver Medal I V Stalin
Bronze Medal I V Stalin
Golden Trophy Whereyouthinkyougoing
Silver Trophy Smunkee
Bronze Trophy Zakaron
Award for Humor IL Ruffino
Award for Sarcasm Fass
Award for Insanity The entire NSG community.
Most Effective Moderation Kat
Lifetime Achievement Award I V Stalin
Zooke Memorial Award Smunkee
Skapenroe Award for Best Communist PM
Seripindal Award for Best Capitalist PM

Sold! <_< >_> :D
Wheee! :)

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l192/whereyouthinkyougoing/cow_edited.jpg

Grand Prix Ifreann
Silver Medal Ifreann
Bronze Medal Ifreann
Golden Trophy Ifreann
Silver Trophy Ifreann
Bronze Trophy Ifreann
Award for Humor Ifreann
Award for Sarcasm Ifreann
Award for Insanity Ifreann
Most Effective Moderation Ifreann >.> <.<
Lifetime Achievement Award Ifreann
Zooke Memorial Award Ifreann
Skapenroe Award for Best Communist Ifreann
Seripindal Award for Best Capitalist Ifreann


Come on, someone was bound to do it.

No, you were bound to do it. :p

Wtf? Communist?

Anyway, once again it seems I have to reiterate my disliking of these popularity/ignominy threads and politely reject any and all votes I receive. Thanks, but no thanks.

Baby Hitler agrees.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v629/squorn/givemepoland.jpg

Grand Prix I V Stalin, because I have more than 16,000.
Silver Medal I V Stalin
Bronze Medal I V Stalin
Lifetime Achievement Award I V Stalin

It worked?

I mean, it worked! Of course it worked!

I went and dug and here it is, straight from last year's Awards (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10287516&postcount=2):


The Zooke Memorial Award

This is the newest award. It is the The Zooke Memorial Award for High Chairity and overall Kindness. So often in the hustle and bustle of the forums we become easily enraged and forget that this is only a game. Zooke helped keep us friendly and never said an offensive word to anyone. This is in memory of her. May she never be forgotten.

Okay, I nominate WYTYG, because the effort involved in digging that up was an act of charity. *nods*

Also - what happened to the Melkor Chained Award for Most Outstanding Ego? Surely we could find someone for that. ;)

Czardas...Fass...Potarius...hmm...too hard.

;)

Golden Trophy Kanabia

Now that's just silly.

Is there a minimum post count limit before you can vote?

Wow. I thought you were new. I never saw your join date.

I went and dug and here it is, straight from last year's Awards (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10287516&postcount=2):


The Zooke Memorial Award

This is the newest award. It is the The Zooke Memorial Award for High Chairity and overall Kindness. So often in the hustle and bustle of the forums we become easily enraged and forget that this is only a game. Zooke helped keep us friendly and never said an offensive word to anyone. This is in memory of her. May she never be forgotten.


I'm guessing no high chairs were harmed in the making of this award. :p


Also - what happened to the Melkor Chained Award for Most Outstanding Ego? Surely we could find someone for that. ;)

For the Zooke Memorial Award, Smunkee.

The Melkor Chained Award is a toughie, NSG is nothing if not a festival of egos ... I'm thinking Deep Kimchi

Anybody think I deserve an award?

It worked?

I mean, it worked! Of course it worked!

Of coruse!

*humps*

Anybody think I deserve an award?
Worst music taste? I'm kidding

Worst music taste? I'm kidding
You trying out for the "Nastiest NSG poster" award? :p

Anybody think I deserve an award?

Is there a Biggest Wankstain award?

You trying out for the "Nastiest NSG poster" award? :p
Oooh, is there one? If only I'd known...

Ballot:
Golden Trophy Smunkeeville
Silver Trophy Darknovae
Bronze Trophy Rhaomi
Award for Humor DCD
Award for Sarcasm Toss up between Nazz and Fass
Award for Insanity Lunatic Goofballs
Most Effective Moderation Kat
Lifetime Achievement Award Eut
Zooke Memorial Award Smunkeeville

Worst music taste? I'm kidding

Possibly.......;)

I should probably nominate somebody at some point...

Party in the back for all not nominated. *parties*

I'll vote later....

Oooh, is there one? If only I'd known...
Well if there were one you'd get my nomination. :D

I went and dug and here it is, straight from last year's Awards (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10287516&postcount=2):


The Zooke Memorial Award

This is the newest award. It is the The Zooke Memorial Award for High Chairity and overall Kindness. So often in the hustle and bustle of the forums we become easily enraged and forget that this is only a game. Zooke helped keep us friendly and never said an offensive word to anyone. This is in memory of her. May she never be forgotten.


I'm guessing no high chairs were harmed in the making of this award. :p


Also - what happened to the Melkor Chained Award for Most Outstanding Ego? Surely we could find someone for that. ;)
There are a whole bunch(Maybe 2 or 3) of awards missing.

I also suspect a cut n paste job in the op, becasue some of it doesn't make sense.

About my nominations i'll do them later.

Award for Humor Ifreann
Award for Insanity Pedro the Donkey

Agreed. You guys get my vote. Sure, I'm not biased towards regional members at all... :rolleyes:

I hope that Ifreann gets something. He is way too devoted to NS General for a UCD student. He needs some sort of recognition for it!

Gimme award. Gimme confidence.

I dont even qualify in any category

I dont even qualify in any category

There should be an award for meat lickers.

Grand Prix Swilatia
Silver Medal Swilatia
Bronze Medal Swilatia
Golden Trophy Swilatia
Silver Trophy Swilatia
Bronze Trophy Swilatia
Award for Humor WTF is "humor"
Award for Sarcasm Swilatia
Award for Insanity Swilatia
Most Effective Moderation moderation of what?
Lifetime Achievement Award Swilatia
Zooke Memorial Award Who is this "Zooke"?
Some other award that isn't on the list Swilatia
Skapenroe Award for Best Communist Define communist
Seripindal Award for Best Capitalist Swilatia
Award for Inspiring me to give all the awards to myself Ifreann

Oh how I loath being a middle of the road poster.

*sulks*

Grand Prix Gruenberg
Silver Medal Ausserland
Bronze Medal Deep Kimchi
Golden Trophy Bottle
Silver Trophy Dakini
Bronze Trophy Grave-n-Idle
Award for Humor Cluichistan
Award for Sarcasm Fassigen (you don't want the shoe, nonetheless it fits fabulously)
Award for Insanity RuleCaucasia (most likely a puppet, but still insane)
Most Effective Moderation His Most Glorious Hackness
Lifetime Achievement Award Lunatic Goofballs
Zooke Memorial Award Smunkeeville
Skapenroe Award for Best Communist Free Soviets
Seripindal Award for Best Capitalist Myrmidionisia

Oh how I loath being a middle of the road poster.

*sulks*
it sucks even more to feel so close to 10K, but never quite reach it. (ie, I have been in the 9000's for at least 2 months now.

it sucks even more to feel so close to 10K, but never quite reach it. (ie, I have been in the 9000's for at least 2 months now.
Must be terrible. I don't know why it bothers you so much; it's just a number.

it sucks even more to feel so close to 10K, but never quite reach it. (ie, I have been in the 9000's for at least 2 months now.

I didn't mean quantity. I meant being known. Although, I shouldn't really let it irk me....

it sucks even more to feel so close to 10K, but never quite reach it. (ie, I have been in the 9000's for at least 2 months now.

Which is ridiculous, considering your join date is months aftre mine and you've about tripled my post count. Holy yipe.

Yes, I too am a "mid-major" poster, and that's okay. I like that kind of anonymity-plus-semi-experience. Either that or I'm just spitballing to salve my ego. Yeah. That's it. The second one.

Grand Prix Bottle
Silver Medal Dempublicents1
Golden Trophy Arridia
Silver Trophy Sarkhaan
Award for Humor Drunk Commies
Award for Sarcasm Bottle
Award for Insanity Il Ruffino
Lifetime Achievement Award Pure Metal :fluffle:
Zooke Memorial Award WYTYG
Skapenroe Award for Best Communist Kilobugya

Yes, I too am a "mid-major" poster, and that's okay. I like that kind of anonymity-plus-semi-experience. Either that or I'm just spitballing to salve my ego. Yeah. That's it. The second one.

*hugs*

Come. Let us drink.

Lifetime Achievement Award Pure Metal :fluffle:
Who would've thought...? ;)

At least he deserves it, though.

I forgot --

Best New Poster Congo--Kinshasa
Biggest Ego Czardas

*hugs*

Come. Let us drink.

DRINK!

You could be a float on the Fourth of July
Based on your theme of all flowers grown wild
Look through the peep-hole, you've won ev'ry prize...

Let's drink, drink, this town is so great
Drink, drink, 'cause it's never too late to
Drink, drink, to no great surprise, but
What words rhyme with "buried alive"?
What words rhyme with "buried alive"?

Even They Might Be Giants agrees! Let us drink, indeed! It's beer! Hooray, beer!

Who would've thought...? ;)

At least he deserves it, though.
Hey, it was hard to stop myself putting him for far more.... :p I showed great restraint!! :p

Indeed *hugs to him* :-)

Lifetime Achievement Award Pure Metal :fluffle:

Nepotism is such an ugly urge.

Nepotism is such an ugly urge.
Indeed it is.

Though, obviously, that wouldn't apply to this situation considering the awards are based on asking peoples' personal views of others and respect held for them, and it may easily be assumed that there are qualities I admire and like about a person I'm in a relationship with, so they will probably be mentioned for such awards. And it wouldn't be "nepotism" any more than any other nomination on the thread.

Grand Prix Ifreann
Silver Medal Ifreann
Bronze Medal Ifreann
Golden Trophy Ifreann
Silver Trophy Ifreann
Bronze Trophy Ifreann
Award for Humor Ifreann
Award for Sarcasm Ifreann
Award for Insanity Ifreann
Most Effective Moderation Ifreann >.> <.<
Lifetime Achievement Award Ifreann
Zooke Memorial Award Ifreann
Skapenroe Award for Best Communist Ifreann
Seripindal Award for Best Capitalist Ifreann

:rolleyes:


Come on, someone was bound to do it.

Okay. True enough. And it doesn't really come as a shock that is was you (I was rather tempted myself).

Indeed it is.

Though, obviously, that wouldn't apply to this situation considering the awards are based on asking peoples' personal views of others and respect held for them, and it may easily be assumed that there are qualities I admire and like about a person I'm in a relationship with, so they will probably be mentioned for such awards. And it wouldn't be "nepotism" any more than any other nomination on the thread.

Yes, yes they would.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10288383&postcount=218
Not to sway anyones judgement at all...
First Posters Awards
Grand Prix
Neo-Anarchists
Golden Poster
Eutrusca
Silver Poster
Legless Pirates
Bronze Poster
Potaria
Keruvalia
Lifetime Achievement Award
FairyTInkArisen
Cannot think of a name
Best New Poster
Oksana
Award for Outstanding Wit
Myrth
Potaria
Legless Pirates
Award for Oustanding Humor
Lunatic Goofballs
Most Egotistical
Jordaxia
Thread Killer
Myrth
Best spin Doctoring
Skapedroe

Second Posters Awards
Grand Prix
Lunatic Goofballs
Golden
Sinuhue
Silver Poster
Drunk Commies
Bronze Poster
Czardas
Award for Outstanding Wit.
Cogitation
Award for Outstanding Sarcasm.
Czardas
Award for Oustanding Humor
Lunatic Goofballs
Best New Poster(s)
Czardas
Achtung45
Medal for Uncommon Insanity.
Colodia
Medal for Outstanding Moderation
Frisbeetaria
Lifetime Achievement Award.
Stephistan
The Jesussaves Award for Best Puppet
Saint Omen

Third Posters Awards
The Grand Prix for General Debating
Bottle
The Silver Medal for General Debating
Kanabia
DeluzeThe Bronze Medal for General Debating
Potaria
The Golden Trophy
The Nazz
The Silver Trophy
CanuckHeaven
Pure Metal
Neo Kervoskia
The Bronze Trophy
Neo K
The Lunatic Goofballs Award for Humor
Lunatic Goofballs
The Award for Outstanding Sarcasm
Czardas
The Award for Uncommon Insanity
Kanabia
The Award for Best New Poster
NERVUN
Most Effective Moderation
Euroslavia
Lifetime Achievement Award
SalusaSecondus

Fourth Posters Awards(Slightly Rigged)
Grand Prix
Neu Leonstien-5
The Nazz-5
Silver Medal
AllCoolNamesAreTaken-4
Dempublicents-4
Grave_n_idle-4
Bronze Medal
Vetalia-7
The Golden Trophy
Sinuhue-8
The Silver Trophy
Lunatic Goofballs-8
The Bronze Trophy
Heron-Marked Warriors-6
The Lunatic Goofballs Award for Humor
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII-10
The Award for Outstanding Sarcasm
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII-6
The Award for Uncommon Insanity
Lunatic Goofballs-7
The Award for Best New Poster
M3rcenaries-5
Most Effective Moderation
Katganistan-5
Melkor Unchained-5
Lifetime Achievement Award
Eutrusca-5
The Zooke Memorial Award for High Chairity and overall Kindness
Pure Metal-5
Skapenroe Award for Outstanding Leftist
Potaria-5
Seripindal Award for Outstanding Rightie
Deep Kimchi-4
The Melkor Unchained Award for Most Outstanding Ego
Melkor Unchained-3

Grand Prix AnarchyeL
Silver Medal Soheran
Bronze Medal Europa Maxima
Golden Trophy Jello Biafra
Silver Trophy Free Soviets
Bronze Trophy Llewdor
Lifetime Achievement Award My fuckin' self
Skapenroe Award for Best Communist DHomme (He's really got that Commie clique thing down)
Seripindal Award for Best Capitalist Neo Leonstein

The Debating Awards
Grand Prix: Melkor Unchained (wherever he is).
Silver Medal: Jocabia
Bronze Medal: Bottle

The General Respect Awards
Golden Trophy: Me, of course.
Silver Trophy: Myself.
Bronze Trophy: I... wait, I deserve better than a bronze trophy. So I abstain.

Other Random Awards
Award for Humor: Toss-up between RuleCaucasia and Pedro the Donkey
Award for Sarcasm: H N Fiddlebottoms VIII or equivalent
Award for Insanity: Harlesburg
Most Effective Moderation: HotRodia or Frisbeeteria
Favourite Moderation Style: Katganistan
Best New Poster: Smunkeeville (what? I was around for more than a year before she joined...)
Lifetime Achievement Award: probably Jordaxia
Zooke Memorial Award: This is an internet forum... Zookes are a rarity.
Skapedroe Award for Best Communist: Soheran
Serapindal Award for Best Capitalist: DHomme ............ uh, I mean, Melkor Unchained again.
Big Jim P Award for Best Evil Overlord Candidate: Lunatic Goofballs
Sinuhue Award for Poster We Really Need Back Right Now: toss-up between TIN and Simonist
Jesussaves Award for Best Puppet: I'm too out of touch to get this one in.

Lifetime Achievement Award My fuckin' self
I have never seen any posts by MFS, so how could he/she win a Lifetime Achievement Award? :p

I have never seen any posts by MFS, so how could he/she win a Lifetime Achievement Award? :p
S/he was probably DEATed for an illegal nation name...;)

S/he was probably DEATed for an illegal nation name...;)
I guess that is an Achievement that some may be Awarded during their Lifetime. :D

i'm going to change one of my votes in my original post cuz i thought of someone else.

i'm going to change one of my votes in my original post cuz i thought of someone else.

And make us search through the whole bleedin' thread for a single change? :p

And make us search through the whole bleedin' thread for a single change? :p

yeh :p


are the votes being counted as we go along or are they getting counted at the end?

yeh :p


are the votes being counted as we go along or are they getting counted at the end?
Probably be counted at the end.

I would like to propose an award.

$100,000 to me.

If a Trot wins the communist award I swear I'll suicide bomb the awards ceremony.

A red-blooded American though is your common average, working, communist-hating Joe.

Not being an American, you probably don't get the spirit that 'commie' implies here in the US, which is sort of shorthand for "godless red degenerate hun sodomite commie liberal union sonoffabitch."

If nothing else, mark it down to the great absence of reasonable and honest self-proclaimed communists here on the board.

ie: left of right = commie

no matter how little to the left of no matter how far right

Best Blowjob Award: Cabra West

Best Blowjob Award: Cabra West

:eek:

perhaps another catagory...
Best Gabbly Poster:

Best Blowjob Award: Cabra West
:eek:
:eek: :eek:

I would like to propose an award.

$100,000 to me.
I'll vote for you if you give me half. :)

:eek: :eek:



Cabra West brings all the boys to the yard. Hey, maybe that should be an award.

I'll vote for you if you give me half. :)

Deal.

Sinuhue Award for Poster We Really Need Back Right Now: toss-up between TIN and Simonist

oh yeah, definitely TIN :)

The Zooke Memorial Award for High Chairity and overall Kindness
Pure Metal-5
oh wow! i totally forgot about that :):)

Best Blowjob Award: Cabra West

i disagree ;)



*shiftyeyes*

perhaps another catagory...
Best Gabbly Poster:

oh. i give that award to myself as well!

i disagree ;)

*shiftyeyes*

Ok, I have two options, one geting absolutely horny by this, or extremely disgusted.

So, all my mental energy is being put to make me believe you are a woman.

Ok, I have two options, one geting absolutely horny by this, or extremely disgusted.

So, all my mental energy is being put to make me believe you are a woman.
:rolleyes:

Apart from the fact that he was talking about his girlfriend, not himself, please remind me again what exactly would be so extremely disgusting if he weren't?

:rolleyes:

Apart from the fact that he was talking about his girlfriend, not himself, please remind me again what exactly would be so extremely disgusting if he weren't?

Maybe your extremely inteligent and creative mind could imagine a guy doing a blowjob, and find it not disgusting.

Maybe your extremely inteligent and creative mind could imagine a guy doing a blowjob, and find it not disgusting.
Meh, you're into what you're into. There's nothing inherently 'disgusting' about it, a mouths a mouth when you get right down to it. I prefer mine from chicks, but I'm not all hung up about it.
Best Blowjob Award: Cabra West

I would totally be willing to judge this category...

just sayin'...

Oh look, a popularity contest! :rolleyes: I wish I was popular.. =(

Oh look, a popularity contest! :rolleyes: I wish I was popular.. =(

Well you're not going to win anything with that kind of attitude. :p

If a Trot wins the communist award I swear I'll suicide bomb the awards ceremony.

Don't worry, Soheran is in the lead. He's an anarchist.

Ok, I have two options, one geting absolutely horny by this, or extremely disgusted.

So, all my mental energy is being put to make me believe you are a woman.
lol, it doesn't have to be either... i'm going out with a regular poster here, so out of all the people here i'm probably most qualified to know that she deserves that award ;) :p

Oh look, a popularity contest! :rolleyes: I wish I was popular.. =(

to be fair there hasn't been one like this in.... ooh... months?

Well you're not going to win anything with that kind of attitude. :p

I think I can, I think I can!

Will that do?

to be fair there hasn't been one like this in.... ooh... months?

So I might have a chance next time?!

I think I can, I think I can!

Will that do?

NO! It's "I know I will!" Anything else any you fail!

Best Blowjob Award: Cabra West

I'd have to judge that. Whom are the other nominees ?

NO! It's "I know I will!" Anything else any you fail!

:eek: :(

Maybe your extremely inteligent and creative mind could imagine a guy doing a blowjob, and find it not disgusting.
Why thank you, indeed it can.

Maybe your extremely inteligent and creative mind could imagine a guy doing a blowjob, and find it not disgusting.

My mind is certainly intelligent and creative, but another one of its qualities is dominant in contemplation of that notion.

Certainly, disgust plays no part.

Silver Trophy- Zilam


I love you. :)

Yay for voting for me!

I'd have to judge that. Whom are the other nominees ?

Dont know, I havent seen much chicks braging about their sexual skills.

I'd have to judge that. Whom are the other nominees ?
me ;)

So I might have a chance next time?!
yup, but you better get posting like crazy!!

:rolleyes:

Apart from the fact that he was talking about his girlfriend, not himself, please remind me again what exactly would be so extremely disgusting if he weren't?

oh you already answered that one, eh? :P

I'd have to judge that. Whom are the other nominees ?
me ;)

So I might have a chance next time?!
yup, but you better get posting like crazy!!

:rolleyes:

Apart from the fact that he was talking about his girlfriend, not himself, please remind me again what exactly would be so extremely disgusting if he weren't?

oh you already answered that one, eh? :P

Did I get one?:p

I'd have to judge that. Whom are the other nominees ?
me ;)

So I might have a chance next time?!
yup, but you better get posting like crazy!!

:rolleyes:

Apart from the fact that he was talking about his girlfriend, not himself, please remind me again what exactly would be so extremely disgusting if he weren't?

oh you already answered that one, eh? :P

I'd have to judge that. Whom are the other nominees ?
Ummm what gives you the right to usurp judging rights? :p

I'm going to announce the winners early.

Grand Prix
Bottle
Silver Medal
Cabra West
Bronze Medal
Llewdor
Golden Trophy
Darknovae
Silver Trophy
Smunkeeville
Bronze Trophy
Whereyouthinkyougoing
Award for Humor
Ifreann
Award for Sacasm
Fass won, but declined
Drunk Commies Deleted
Award for Insanity
MeansToAnEnd
Most Effective Moderation
Katganistan
Lifetime Achievement Award
Drunk Commies Deleted
Zooke Memorial Award
Smunkeeville
Skapenroe Award for Best Communist
Soheran
Seripindal Award for Best Capitalist
Neu Leonstein
Vittos the City Sacker
Best New Poster
Congo-Kinshasa

I declined mine early on in the thread as well, thanks all the same. Llewdor gets it on his own.

I declined mine early on in the thread as well, thanks all the same. Llewdor gets it on his own.

Oh, sorry. I must have missed that.

I think all but one of those awards is well-deserved (even though many of them would not be my first choices).

And no, I'm not saying which one I think didn't deserve it. :p

So did I get any nominations?

So did I get any nominations?

Yeah, for Lifetime Achievement if I recall correctly.

I got three or four. :) But all in different categories. :(

Yeah, for Lifetime Achievement if I recall correctly.

Well, that was silly.

Well, that was silly.

Why? You've been around forever, you're a good all around poster. Makes sense to me.

Why? You've been around forever, you're a good all around poster. Makes sense to me.

Yea, but there's plenty of other people who 'deserve' a vote more than I do

I'm going to announce the winners early.

Grand Prix
Bottle
Silver Medal
Cabra West
Bronze Medal
Llewdor
Golden Trophy
Darknovae
Silver Trophy
Smunkeeville
Bronze Trophy
Whereyouthinkyougoing
Award for Humor
Ifreann
Award for Sacasm
Fass won, but declined
Drunk Commies Deleted
Award for Insanity
MeansToAnEnd
Most Effective Moderation
Katganistan
Lifetime Achievement Award
Drunk Commies Deleted
Zooke Memorial Award
Smunkeeville
Skapenroe Award for Best Communist
Soheran
Seripindal Award for Best Capitalist
Neu Leonstein
Vittos the City Sacker
Best New Poster
Congo-Kinshasa

:)

I'm going to announce the winners early.

Grand Prix
Bottle
Silver Medal
Cabra West
Bronze Medal
Llewdor
Golden Trophy
Darknovae
Silver Trophy
Smunkeeville
Bronze Trophy
Whereyouthinkyougoing
Award for Humor
Ifreann
Award for Sacasm
Fass won, but declined
Drunk Commies Deleted
Award for Insanity
MeansToAnEnd
Most Effective Moderation
Katganistan
Lifetime Achievement Award
Drunk Commies Deleted
Zooke Memorial Award
Smunkeeville
Skapenroe Award for Best Communist
Soheran
Seripindal Award for Best Capitalist
Neu Leonstein
Vittos the City Sacker
Best New Poster
Congo-Kinshasa

i was hoping to win something :(

ah well. congrads to those who did

I'm going to announce the winners early.

Grand Prix
Bottle

Whoa. I am honestly floored by this, and very flattered. Brought a smile to my face on an otherwise gray and dull morning!

Congratulations to the other award winners! And double congrats to Smunkee and DCD, for taking home double awards! :D

Oh, and special thanks to Neo Kervoskia for setting up this thread. The OP is of impressively nice design. Great work!

So did I get any nominations?


Yeah, for Lifetime Achievement if I recall correctly.

Indeed.

Lifetime Achievement Award Nadkor (You're ignored, eh? take that! :p )

;)

i was hoping to win something :(
How about... our undying love? And this valuable cent coin I found behind the couch? :)

How about... our undying love? And this valuable cent coin I found behind the couch? :)

*takes teh money*

*runs off* mwuhahahahah!!


(awwww *fluffles* :-) )

Oh look, a popularity contest! :rolleyes: I wish I was popular.. =(

You win the Ebri Award.

Someone else can summarise what it's for.

*runs away*

So...a popularity contest? A forum duking out of sorts? Take it from me, that's actually a bad idea and leads to cheating, not to mention some grudges.

You win the Ebri Award.

Someone else can summarise what it's for.

*runs away*

Oh, I remember her. Heh.

Oh, I remember her. Heh.

You would.

I am very honored to have won the Zooke Memorial Award. :)

The races were very, very close, except for Sarcasm.

What? No one likes me?! :(

*drinks self to death*

I knew it! You all hate meeeee!!1

*leaves the forums*

What? No one likes me?! :(

*drinks self to death*

I knew it! You all hate meeeee!!1

*leaves the forums*

That's ok, Ruffy, I'll give you the NSG "gourmand" award and a cookie.

That's ok, Ruffy, I'll give you the NSG "gourmand" award and a cookie.

*hugs*
*dips cookie in Bailey's*

I should be nominated for NSG JEster!

I should be nominated for NSG JEster!

I establish the Wilgrove Award For Curmudgeonry

We should have the "Most Inane Poster" award.

I think I could qualify for that. :D

Grand Prix I V Stalin
Silver Medal Kanabia
Bronze Medal Kanabia
Golden TrophyKanabia
Silver Trophy I V Stalin
Bronze Trophy Kanabia
Award for Humor The South Island
Award for Sarcasm Fass
Award for Insanity Ifreann
Most Effective Moderation HotRodia
Lifetime Achievement Award Kanabia
Zooke Memorial Award Smunkeeville
Skapenroe Award for Best Communist Potaria
Seripindal Award for Best Capitalist Pedro the Donkey

Phew, almost forgot about this.

Grand Prix I V Stalin
Silver Medal Kanabia
Bronze Medal Kanabia
Golden TrophyKanabia
Silver Trophy I V Stalin
Bronze Trophy Kanabia
Award for Humor The South Island
Award for Sarcasm Fass
Award for Insanity Ifreann
Most Effective Moderation HotRodia
Lifetime Achievement Award Kanabia
Zooke Memorial Award Smunkeeville
Skapenroe Award for Best Communist Potaria
Seripindal Award for Best Capitalist Pedro the Donkey

Phew, almost forgot about this.
A bit late, though: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12199862&postcount=182

A bit late, though: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12199862&postcount=182

Why is it that our adoring fans have to be so slow off the mark, comrade Stalin? :(


Oh well.

:fluffle: for Harley.

Why is it that our adoring fans have to be so slow off the mark, comrade Stalin? :(


Oh well.

:fluffle: for Harley.
I think you mean adoring fan. In my case, at least.

Wow, I need to specialize.

A bit late, though: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12199862&postcount=182
WTF, he said the 15th at 11...
I demand a recount!:(