NationStates Jolt Archive

Hello. Please fill out this questionnaire in the interests of amusing me.

1. How are you today?
2. What is the distance to the moon measured in paperclip lengths?
3. What colour underwear have you got on? (if any)
4. Would you ever watch a hentai anime?
5. Would you ever watch anime full-stop?
6. Have you ever eaten a baguette?
7. Do you find it ironic that the pigment "Prussian blue" contains cyanide?
8. What do bullfrogs eat?
9. What do frogbulls eat?
10. Is prostitution the root of all evil?
11. If you were on the verge of starvation, would you eat one of your own toes?
12. Have you ever been skinnydipping?
13. What would you never do, unless you were paid a billion dollars?
14. What time is it?
15. Where do I put Mr. Pee Pee?
16. Can you pinpoint Baluchistan on a map?
17. Are mullets cool?
18. Have you ever stolen anything?
19. ...from your parents?
20. Cream cheese. Good or bad?
21. If my computer's American, why does it have an Irish accent?
22. Who, out of absolutely anyone, would you have in your harem?
22. Which NSer would you have in your harem?
No i didn't steal this from Kanabia...htt p://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=9297848

1. How are you today? Kay.
2. What is the distance to the moon measured in paperclip lengths? 3 Giant Paperclips.
3. What colour underwear have you got on? (if any) Pink.
4. Would you ever watch a hentai anime? Sure.
5. Would you ever watch anime full-stop? Sure.
6. Have you ever eaten a baguette? Yes.
7. Do you find it ironic that the pigment "Prussian blue" contains cyanide? No. I find that fitting.
8. What do bullfrogs eat? Whatever I give it to eat.
9. What do frogbulls eat? Beef legs.
10. Is prostitution the root of all evil? It is the only pure thing in this world.
11. If you were on the verge of starvation, would you eat one of your own toes? Not the nail.
12. Have you ever been skinnydipping? Um. Wait. Yes? I can't remember. Honestly.
13. What would you never do, unless you were paid a billion dollars? Give a million dollars away.
14. What time is it? 5:25 p.m.
15. Where do I put Mr. Pee Pee? In Ms. Bush Bush.
16. Can you pinpoint Baluchistan on a map? Bless you.
17. Are mullets cool? Usually not.
18. Have you ever stolen anything? Yes.
19. ...from your parents? Um. Yes.
20. Cream cheese. Good or bad? Fillingly good.
21. If my computer's American, why does it have an Irish accent? Immigrant.
22. Who, out of absolutely anyone, would you have in your harem? PJ Harvey, Franka Potente (sp?), Milla Jovavich (sp?), that girl from the White Stripes
22. Which NSer would you have in your harem? The pretty ones.
No i didn't steal this from Kanabia...htt p://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=9297848

Good thankyou :)
500 million paper clips
black
doubt it
doubt it
yep
erm... no?
slimy stuff
ymils stuff
no
nah, it's just bone, i would probably bite a chunk out of my arm
probably (does it count if you are a baby?)
something that I would never do, unless payed a billion dollars
half 10
where you want
nope
nope
yes
yes
badgoodbad
it's not Irish sound, just drunk sounding... oh wait.
the sexiest model in the world
well I would be in there, and i'm an Nser.

2. What is the distance to the moon measured in paperclip lengths? 3 Giant Paperclips.
Damn you. I was going to say 4.

1. How are you today? Okay, for a Monday
2. What is the distance to the moon measured in paperclip lengths? What size?
3. What colour underwear have you got on? (if any) White
4. Would you ever watch a hentai anime? Sure
5. Would you ever watch anime full-stop? I guess
6. Have you ever eaten a baguette? Yes
7. Do you find it ironic that the pigment "Prussian blue" contains cyanide? Ironic? No.
8. What do bullfrogs eat? Insects
9. What do frogbulls eat? What?
10. Is prostitution the root of all evil? Uhm, no
11. If you were on the verge of starvation, would you eat one of your own toes? No
12. Have you ever been skinnydipping? Yes
13. What would you never do, unless you were paid a billion dollars? Marry a Republican man
14. What time is it? 3:33 PM
15. Where do I put Mr. Pee Pee? I'd rather not know
16. Can you pinpoint Baluchistan on a map? Yes
17. Are mullets cool? The fish, yes. The hair style, silly.
18. Have you ever stolen anything? Yes
19. ...from your parents? Yes
20. Cream cheese. Good or bad? Good
21. If my computer's American, why does it have an Irish accent? Only God knows
22. Who, out of absolutely anyone, would you have in your harem? JLo, the woman who plays Mike Logan's new partner on Law & Order CI, Mariska Hargitay (speaking of L & O), Emmylou Harris, Sela Ward, a couple of the local newscasters here ...
22. Which NSer would you have in your harem? The pretty ones I can get to before Desperate Measures

:p

1: Yes
2: All of them
3: None
4: No
5: No
6: Yes
7: Purple
8: Mind bullets
9: All of the above
10: No
11: Twelve
12: Eleven
13: Eat my own head
14: Sixty
15: Elsewhere
16: Monkey
17: Yes
18: Smeg
19: Head
20: Both
21: Yes
22: Lithuania
22: Both

1. How are you today? Meh.
2. What is the distance to the moon measured in paperclip lengths? Distance to the moon from where?
3. What colour underwear have you got on? (if any) None. (I had to check...)
4. Would you ever watch a hentai anime? Yes.
5. Would you ever watch anime full-stop? No. Wait...
6. Have you ever eaten a baguette? A whole one?
7. Do you find it ironic that the pigment "Prussian blue" contains cyanide? No.
8. What do bullfrogs eat? Y'know, stuff.
9. What do frogbulls eat? See above.
10. Is prostitution the root of all evil? No. The love of money is.
11. If you were on the verge of starvation, would you eat one of your own toes? No. Not much meat on them, I think I'd go for a leg.
12. Have you ever been skinnydipping? Yes.
13. What would you never do, unless you were paid a billion dollars? Complete this questionnaire.
14. What time is it? 22.39 GMT
15. Where do I put Mr. Pee Pee? Wherever the hell you want, but keep him away from me.
16. Can you pinpoint Baluchistan on a map? Yes.
17. Are mullets cool? The fish or the haircut?
18. Have you ever stolen anything? Yes.
19. ...from your parents? No.
20. Cream cheese. Good or bad? Bad.
21. If my computer's American, why does it have an Irish accent? Ifreann has taken control of it.
22. Who, out of absolutely anyone, would you have in your harem? You. ;)
22. Which NSer would you have in your harem? You.

1. How are you today? Medium Well
2. What is the distance to the moon measured in paperclip lengths? Potatoe
3. What colour underwear have you got on? (if any) Yellow in the front, brown in the back.
4. Would you ever watch a hentai anime? No. I prefer real porn.
5. Would you ever watch anime full-stop? No
6. Have you ever eaten a baguette? yes
7. Do you find it ironic that the pigment "Prussian blue" contains cyanide? That can't be true. Otherwise those two girls would be dead.
8. What do bullfrogs eat? Smaller frogs
9. What do frogbulls eat? Grass?
10. Is prostitution the root of all evil? No
11. If you were on the verge of starvation, would you eat one of your own toes? Maybe
12. Have you ever been skinnydipping? No
13. What would you never do, unless you were paid a billion dollars? I don't know.
14. What time is it? What's the time? It's time to get Ill
15. Where do I put Mr. Pee Pee? In a girl's hoo ha
16. Can you pinpoint Baluchistan on a map? Strangely enough, yeah.
17. Are mullets cool? No, but skullets are.
18. Have you ever stolen anything? Yeah
19. ...from your parents? Sadly, yes.
20. Cream cheese. Good or bad? good
21. If my computer's American, why does it have an Irish accent? I don't know. Does it run on alcohol and potatos?
22. Who, out of absolutely anyone, would you have in your harem? A hot quadruple amputee with big tits and mild mental retardation
22. Which NSer would you have in your harem? I don't know, are any hot quadruple amputees with big tits and mild mental retardation?

Hello. Please fill out this questionnaire in the interests of amusing me.

1. How are you today? Alive.
2. What is the distance to the moon measured in paperclip lengths? Perigee or Apogee? (Assuming a paper clip is 4CM)Perigee=9,077,600,000 Apogee=10,142,400,000.
3. What colour underwear have you got on? (if any) none.
4. Would you ever watch a hentai anime? Only once, it sucked.
5. Would you ever watch anime full-stop? Yes.
6. Have you ever eaten a baguette? No
7. Do you find it ironic that the pigment "Prussian blue" contains cyanide? No
8. What do bullfrogs eat? Mostly insects and small critters
9. What do frogbulls eat? No such critter.
10. Is prostitution the root of all evil? No.
11. If you were on the verge of starvation, would you eat one of your own toes? No, it's counter survival, you'd expend more energy repairing the damage and replacing lost blood than you'd gain.
12. Have you ever been skinnydipping? Yes.
13. What would you never do, unless you were paid a billion dollars? Too many things to list.
14. What time is it? 1641
15. Where do I put Mr. Pee Pee? Anywhere you want, as long as the other party is consenting and of legal age.
16. Can you pinpoint Baluchistan on a map? No, also you misspelled it.
17. Are mullets cool? No.
18. Have you ever stolen anything? Only once when I was about 4. Not counting MP3s and Porn.
19. ...from your parents? No.
20. Cream cheese. Good or bad? Very.
21. If my computer's American, why does it have an Irish accent? Hearing voices again?
22. Who, out of absolutely anyone, would you have in your harem? Harem? Too much work.
22. Which NSer would you have in your harem? See #22.

1. How are you today?

I'm slightly amused.

2. What is the distance to the moon measured in paperclip lengths?

Now that's just silly.

3. What colour underwear have you got on? (if any)

Black!

4. Would you ever watch a hentai anime?

Oh yeah! Yaoi anime FTW! Yaoi hentai anime...? *Drool*

5. Would you ever watch anime full-stop?

That's like asking, do bears shit in the woods, is the grass green and is the sky blue.

6. Have you ever eaten a baguette?

Yep.

7. Do you find it ironic that the pigment "Prussian blue" contains cyanide?

Nope. They are toxic little confederate harlots, are they?

8. What do bullfrogs eat?

No idea. Don't care.

9. What do frogbulls eat?

There is no such thing.

10. Is prostitution the root of all evil?

No, but I once heard that money was.

11. If you were on the verge of starvation, would you eat one of your own toes?

I'd start with the toe nails and some of the flesh of the baby toe.

12. Have you ever been skinnydipping?

Been there, done that, got the t-shirt.

13. What would you never do, unless you were paid a billion dollars?

Go to church. Another billion and I'll reacquaint myself with Catholicism.

14. What time is it?

http://gallery.mithril.ca/albums/forum_pics/grammar_time.thumb.jpg

15. Where do I put Mr. Pee Pee?

In the cockpit?

16. Can you pinpoint Baluchistan on a map?

I have no idea what you're talking about... so... I'm going to drop you in a ditch and laugh maniacally.

17. Are mullets cool?

Only if it was the 1980s.

18. Have you ever stolen anything?

Nope!

19. ...from your parents?

...I refuse to answer.

20. Cream cheese. Good or bad?

It depents on the flavour.

21. If my computer's American, why does it have an Irish accent?

Because it found your stash of whiskey!

22. Who, out of absolutely anyone, would you have in your harem?

Do they have to be living or can it be anime characters?

22. Which NSer would you have in your harem?
Since I don't remember anyone's damn gender here, I'll pass on this.

1. How are you today? in pain, pretty tired, slightly itchy
2. What is the distance to the moon measured in paperclip lengths? purple!
3. What colour underwear have you got on? (if any) none.
4. Would you ever watch a hentai anime? nope
5. Would you ever watch anime full-stop? nope
6. Have you ever eaten a baguette? nope
7. Do you find it ironic that the pigment "Prussian blue" contains cyanide? no
8. What do bullfrogs eat? bugs
9. What do frogbulls eat? people like you.
10. Is prostitution the root of all evil? not really.
11. If you were on the verge of starvation, would you eat one of your own toes? only after I ate my family.
12. Have you ever been skinnydipping? twice
13. What would you never do, unless you were paid a billion dollars? can't say
14. What time is it? 16:44
15. Where do I put Mr. Pee Pee? anywhere but here.
16. Can you pinpoint Baluchistan on a map? no
17. Are mullets cool? no
18. Have you ever stolen anything? once
19. ...from your parents? yes
20. Cream cheese. Good or bad? check the date on the lid
21. If my computer's American, why does it have an Irish accent? because you are insane
22. Who, out of absolutely anyone, would you have in your harem? nobody
22. Which NSer would you have in your harem? nobody

Hello. Please fill out this questionnaire in the interests of amusing me.

1. How are you today?
2. What is the distance to the moon measured in paperclip lengths?
3. What colour underwear have you got on? (if any)
4. Would you ever watch a hentai anime?
5. Would you ever watch anime full-stop?
6. Have you ever eaten a baguette?
7. Do you find it ironic that the pigment "Prussian blue" contains cyanide?
8. What do bullfrogs eat?
9. What do frogbulls eat?
10. Is prostitution the root of all evil?
11. If you were on the verge of starvation, would you eat one of your own toes?
12. Have you ever been skinnydipping?
13. What would you never do, unless you were paid a billion dollars?
14. What time is it?
15. Where do I put Mr. Pee Pee?
16. Can you pinpoint Baluchistan on a map?
17. Are mullets cool?
18. Have you ever stolen anything?
19. ...from your parents?
20. Cream cheese. Good or bad?
21. If my computer's American, why does it have an Irish accent?
22. Who, out of absolutely anyone, would you have in your harem?
22. Which NSer would you have in your harem?
No i didn't steal this from Kanabia...htt p://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=9297848
Lazy :)
1
Light blue
I probably have :(
I probably have :(
Yes
Not at all.
Insects, small mammals, fish, snakes, and even other frogs. They tend to eat more dragonflies than flies
Sectins, small malmams, shfi, kessna, and even other bulls. They tend to eat more flydragons than dragons.
No, that would be money.
I'd eat it before that.
No :(
Take a week off NSG
22:45 GMT
Whereever you want honey ;)
On a political map, yes.
Very
Yes
No
I wouldn't know
Because the Irish are infesting America. Soon our numbers will be large enough and we will rise up from our pubs and claim America for the Republic.
Harlesburg
Harlesburg

1. How are you today?
I am well. And yourself?
2. What is the distance to the moon measured in paperclip lengths?9,077,600,000 paper clip lengths I think
3. What colour underwear have you got on? (if any)
grey
4. Would you ever watch a hentai anime?
probably
5. Would you ever watch anime full-stop?
no idea
6. Have you ever eaten a baguette?
yes
7. Do you find it ironic that the pigment "Prussian blue" contains cyanide?
not really
8. What do bullfrogs eat?
Purina Bullfrog chow
9. What do frogbulls eat?
(Purina Bullfrog Chow)^-1
10. Is prostitution the root of all evil?
No
11. If you were on the verge of starvation, would you eat one of your own toes?
Yes
12. Have you ever been skinnydipping?
Yes
13. What would you never do, unless you were paid a billion dollars?

14. What time is it?
15. Where do I put Mr. Pee Pee?
Mr./Mrs. nearby moist entryway
16. Can you pinpoint Baluchistan on a map?
No
17. Are mullets cool?
If i had one, they would be
18. Have you ever stolen anything?
Yes
19. ...from your parents?
Yes
20. Cream cheese. Good or bad?
Quite excellent
21. If my computer's American, why does it have an Irish accent?
It had an Irish 1st grade English teacher. (My friend spoke with a Scottish accent b/c of this)
22. Who, out of absolutely anyone, would you have in your harem?
Angelina Jolie, Bjork
22. Which NSer would you have in your harem?
Smunkeeville

Hello. Please fill out this questionnaire in the interests of amusing me.

1. How are you today?
I am quite well, thankyou.
2. What is the distance to the moon measured in paperclip lengths?
The length of your mother's penis.
3. What colour underwear have you got on? (if any)
Underwear is for the weak - I use poison ivy loincloths.
4. Would you ever watch a hentai anime?
If I was dead, yes.
5. Would you ever watch anime full-stop?
As above.
6. Have you ever eaten a baguette?
Yes. Your mother's. (See question 2).
7. Do you find it ironic that the pigment "Prussian blue" contains cyanide?
No, Prussians are known for their evil cunning schemes.
8. What do bullfrogs eat?
Bulls.
9. What do frogbulls eat?
See question 2.
10. Is prostitution the root of all evil?
No, prostitution is the only way I get laid.
11. If you were on the verge of starvation, would you eat one of your own toes?
No, I would eat one of YOUR toes. And then your (see question 2).
12. Have you ever been skinnydipping?
Yes. It was cold. (I haven't really.)
13. What would you never do, unless you were paid a billion dollars?
Kill a puppy. Unless it bit me. Then I'd eat the little fucker.
14. What time is it?
22:56 GMT
15. Where do I put Mr. Pee Pee?
Remember, it's not size that counts, but it's where you stick it. Choose wisely.
16. Can you pinpoint Baluchistan on a map?
No. But I can pinpoint your mother's ass. WAAAAY OH!
17. Are mullets cool?
Yes.
18. Have you ever stolen anything?
No.
19. ...from your parents?
In memory, no.
20. Cream cheese. Good or bad?
Bad.
21. If my computer's American, why does it have an Irish accent?
Because all Americans are from Ireland. *nod*
22. Who, out of absolutely anyone, would you have in your harem?
What teh fuck is a harem?
22. Which NSer would you have in your harem?
See above question.

1. I was a miserable git all day until Dempublicents' reply to my post, and UpwardThrust's reply to hers, in the bigger abortion thread. They cheered me right up.
2. Taking the picture of a paperclip being measured on Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Small-paperclip.jpg) as the standard:
Paperclip length = 27mm (look carefully, it's not 28mm :) )

Distance to moon = 384,399km = 384,399,000,000mm
384,399,000,000 / 27 = 14,237,000,000 paperclips from the Earth to the Moon. On average.
3. Black and grey, I think.
4. I have, but it's not really my bag, baby.
5. See 4.
6. Yes.
7. No.
8. Pizza. And they are eaten, in turn, by international software publishers.
9. Really big flies.
10. Nope.
11. Not enough meat on them. But I'd eat yours for you!
12. No.
13. I'm a cheap date, I'd do most things for much less than that.
14. Almost time to put my dinner in the oven, and far beyond time to wash up.
15. Wherever she'll let you.
16. Yes. So long as the map is labelled.
17. Only if you're David Hasselhoff.
18. Nothing bigger than a sweet, I think.
19. Don't think so.
20. Good.
21. Really? Wow. Why don't we get those over here?
22. Anthea Turner, Carol Vorderman, Renée Zellweger, Rachel Weisz, Natalie Portman and, if she's legal yet, the girl who plays Hermione Granger.
... What?
22 again. I've probably embarassed myself enough on this front for the time being.

Please fill out this questionnaire in the interests of amusing me.

I'll answer the ones I want to, and not the others.

1. How are you today?

Tired and reflective.

10. Is prostitution the root of all evil?

No, but it is often exploitative.

11. If you were on the verge of starvation, would you eat one of your own toes?

If there were no other option, conceivably.

12. Have you ever been skinnydipping?

No.

13. What would you never do, unless you were paid a billion dollars?

Give a billion dollars to charity.

14. What time is it?

5:57 PM.

18. Have you ever stolen anything?

Pencils in school... not much else that I can recall.

19. ...from your parents?

No.

22. Who, out of absolutely anyone, would you have in your harem?

I am against the institution of harems.

That said, if he were to meaningfully and genuinely consent to it without the slightest bit of pressure, a certain brown-haired male I know.

22. Which NSer would you have in your harem?

My taste isn't that bad. :)

-snippage-
What teh fuck is a harem?
It is a group of people, whose sole purpose is your pleasure.;)

and, if she's legal yet, the girl who plays Hermione Granger.
... What?

She's not, but there's an online countdown until she is somewhere. Some people have too much time on their hands.

1. How are you today?
up and down

2. What is the distance to the moon measured in paperclip lengths?
one really big one

3. What colour underwear have you got on? (if any)
blue i think

4. Would you ever watch a hentai anime?
have done, to my shame

5. Would you ever watch anime full-stop?
yup. friends were fans, i leeched off their fandom

6. Have you ever eaten a baguette?
french bread? yes.

7. Do you find it ironic that the pigment "Prussian blue" contains cyanide?
no

8. What do bullfrogs eat?
bulldogs

9. What do frogbulls eat?
fogdogs

10. Is prostitution the root of all evil?
money is

11. If you were on the verge of starvation, would you eat one of your own toes?
with ketchup, yeah

12. Have you ever been skinnydipping?
no, no and a hell no.

13. What would you never do, unless you were paid a billion dollars?
be fucked up the ass

14. What time is it?
20 past 11 pm

15. Where do I put Mr. Pee Pee?
in mrs loo loo

16. Can you pinpoint Baluchistan on a map?
no

17. Are mullets cool?
yes

18. Have you ever stolen anything?
yes

19. ...from your parents?
depends how you define "steal"

20. Cream cheese. Good or bad?
meh

21. If my computer's American, why does it have an Irish accent?
the irish pwn the world?

22. Who, out of absolutely anyone, would you have in your harem?
my gf, sarah michelle gellar, christina aguilera, louise nurding, gail porter (before the hair thing)

22. Which NSer would you have in your harem?

glitziness, duh

... 3. What colour underwear have you got on? (if any)
blue i think



Who cares, what's Glitzi got on? :p

1. How are you today? Mmhm...
2. What is the distance to the moon measured in paperclip lengths? 19'220'000'000
3. What colour underwear have you got on? (if any) Blue.
4. Would you ever watch a hentai anime? Nope.
5. Would you ever watch anime full-stop? Definitively not.
6. Have you ever eaten a baguette? Unless there's some innuendo I don't get... yes.
7. Do you find it ironic that the pigment "Prussian blue" contains cyanide? No, do you?
8. What do bullfrogs eat? Bullflies
9. What do frogbulls eat? That's... that's a trick question, right?
10. Is prostitution the root of all evil? Nope, the goal.
11. If you were on the verge of starvation, would you eat one of your own toes? And die of food poisoning? Uh... I mean... I don't think the energy is worth it...
12. Have you ever been skinnydipping? I refuse to answer.
13. What would you never do, unless you were paid a billion dollars? We shall test this empirically. Please hand me over this billion.
14. What time is it? 00:23.
15. Where do I put Mr. Pee Pee? Somewhere where the Po Po can't see it, or you'll have to use your get out of jail card.
16. Can you pinpoint Baluchistan on a map? Yes, it's THERE.
17. Are mullets cool? Yikes.
18. Have you ever stolen anything? Don't think so.
19. ...from your parents? Nah?
20. Cream cheese. Good or bad? Cheese should be hard
21. If my computer's American, why does it have an Irish accent? Dell.
22. Who, out of absolutely anyone, would you have in your harem? *starts daydreaming*
22. Which NSer would you have in your harem? someone... female?

1. How are you today? Good, thank you.:)
2. What is the distance to the moon measured in paperclip lengths? 4500000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
3. What colour underwear have you got on? (if any) Grey/gray
4. Would you ever watch a hentai anime? No
5. Would you ever watch anime full-stop? I don't know what that is.
6. Have you ever eaten a baguette? I can't remember
7. Do you find it ironic that the pigment "Prussian blue" contains cyanide?
8. What do bullfrogs eat? Flies, I guess.
9. What do frogbulls eat? Flies, I guess.
10. Is prostitution the root of all evil? Sort of. Sex is.
11. If you were on the verge of starvation, would you eat one of your own toes? No.
12. Have you ever been skinnydipping? No.
13. What would you never do, unless you were paid a billion dollars? I don't know.
14. What time is it? 6:27 PM
15. Where do I put Mr. Pee Pee? Somewhere away from me.
16. Can you pinpoint Baluchistan on a map? No
17. Are mullets cool? No
18. Have you ever stolen anything? I think I did once when I was 2 or 3, but I gave it back.
19. ...from your parents? No.
20. Cream cheese. Good or bad? Yes.
21. If my computer's American, why does it have an Irish accent? I don't know.
22. Who, out of absolutely anyone, would you have in your harem? Noone.
22. Which NSer would you have in your harem? Noone.

*snip*

You could drop by mine anytime, Chandelier. No strings attached, just to shoot the breeze. :p

1 meh, tired and i want the exams to stop (but it still almost a month :()
2 it depends on what kind of paperclips you use.
3 black
4 no
5 no
6 yes, i like baguettes
7 lol, is that true?
8 Cu 2+ Ions
9 phase contrast microscopes
10 no, the thing that drives people to prostitution is (except if they just like sex, sex is everything but evil - or am i doing something wrong?)
11 no, i can't reach them with my mouth.
12 no, unless someone paid me a billion dollars
13 skinnydipping
12 0.22 AM
15 in your dogs eye
16 no
17 no, but they are extremely funny, that reminds me of a clip i saw about mullets.
18 money from my parents and drinks on parties, but that's it.
19 money
20 good
21 maybe you should adjust the language settings
22 meh, i think one woman seems like a lot of work
22bis there are no women on the internet

[QUOTE=Harlesburg;12188263]Hello. Please fill out this questionnaire in the interests of amusing me.

1. How are you today? Decent
2. What is the distance to the moon measured in paperclip lengths? Depends on length of paperclip.
3. What colour underwear have you got on? (if any) Fuck you.
4. Would you ever watch a hentai anime? Yes
5. Would you ever watch anime full-stop? What?
6. Have you ever eaten a baguette? Yes!
7. Do you find it ironic that the pigment "Prussian blue" contains cyanide? I was not aware.
8. What do bullfrogs eat? Yo momma
9. What do frogbulls eat? Yo momma's momma
10. Is prostitution the root of all evil? No
11. If you were on the verge of starvation, would you eat one of your own toes? Ew.
12. Have you ever been skinnydipping? No
13. What would you never do, unless you were paid a billion dollars? I dunno.
14. What time is it? 5:30 as I type these words
15. Where do I put Mr. Pee Pee? Ass
16. Can you pinpoint Baluchistan on a map? Why would I need to?
17. Are mullets cool? No.
18. Have you ever stolen anything? Yes
19. ...from your parents? I don't think so.
20. Cream cheese. Good or bad? Depends
21. If my computer's American, why does it have an Irish accent? Because it's a member of the IRA
22. Who, out of absolutely anyone, would you have in your harem? Emma Watson
22. Which NSer would you have in your harem? I dunno. Someone attractive.

Who cares, what's Glitzi got on? :p

probably off by now ;)
(into pajamas :()

She's not, but there's an online countdown until she is somewhere. Some people have too much time on their hands.

OK...
Chucking her into an imaginary harem half-facetiously on condition she's legal? That's one thing.
Writing a web page counting down to tell you? That's quite another. I mean... What would you do with the knowledge?

:s

22. Who, out of absolutely anyone, would you have in your harem? A hot quadruple amputee with big tits and mild mental retardation

Wahhh?

1. How are you today? Good.
2. What is the distance to the moon measured in paperclip lengths? 2
3. What colour underwear have you got on? (if any) Gray
4. Would you ever watch a hentai anime? No
5. Would you ever watch anime full-stop? No
6. Have you ever eaten a baguette? No
7. Do you find it ironic that the pigment "Prussian blue" contains cyanide? Nice
8. What do bullfrogs eat? Bugs
9. What do frogbulls eat? Matter
10. Is prostitution the root of all evil? Maybe
11. If you were on the verge of starvation, would you eat one of your own toes? Yeah
12. Have you ever been skinnydipping? No
13. What would you never do, unless you were paid a billion dollars? Many things
14. What time is it? 6:37
15. Where do I put Mr. Pee Pee? Nowhere
16. Can you pinpoint Baluchistan on a map? Nope
17. Are mullets cool? No (bad 80's!)
18. Have you ever stolen anything? No
19. ...from your parents? No
20. Cream cheese. Good or bad? The root of all evil
21. If my computer's American, why does it have an Irish accent? Cause you're on MICKEY ROONEY'S CRAZY PILLS!
22. Who, out of absolutely anyone, would you have in your harem? Carmen Electra, any other really hot woman
22. Which NSer would you have in your harem? Don't know

3. What colour underwear have you got on? (if any)
grey



3. What colour underwear have you got on? (if any) Grey/gray



3. What colour underwear have you got on? (if any) Gray


is there a grey underwear trend I am not aware of?!

22. Which NSer would you have in your harem?
Smunkeeville

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1168250844-20.jpg

Why the devil is the pigment "Prussian Blue" containing cyanide ironic? Please explain...

You could drop by mine anytime, Chandelier. No strings attached, just to shoot the breeze. :p

Huh? Why?:confused:

is there a grey underwear trend I am not aware of?!

None that I'm aware of...

1. How are you today?Alive
2. What is the distance to the moon measured in paperclip lengths?Depends on where we are in orbit
3. What colour underwear have you got on? white, and when did you become English?
4. Would you ever watch a hentai anime?no I like quality not anime.
5. Would you ever watch anime full-stop?no
6. Have you ever eaten a baguette?yes
7. Do you find it ironic that the pigment "Prussian blue" contains cyanide?Never heard of it.
8. What do bullfrogs eat?bugs
9. What do frogbulls eat?sgub
10. Is prostitution the root of all evil?No, conservative religion is.
11. If you were on the verge of starvation, would you eat one of your own toes?no, loss of bloods would make things worse.
12. Have you ever been skinnydipping?yes
13. What would you never do, unless you were paid a billion dollars?Live in a major city.
14. What time is it?5:56
15. Where do I put Mr. Pee Pee?He doesn't move much
16. Can you pinpoint Baluchistan on a map?no
17. Are mullets cool?no
18. Have you ever stolen anything?when a child
19. ...from your parents?no
20. Cream cheese. Good or bad?good
21. If my computer's American, why does it have an Irish accent?Mine speaks Chinese
22. Who, out of absolutely anyone, would you have in your harem?wife
22. Which NSer would you have in your harem?none

1. How are you today? Pretty darn good. Just got off the phone with a friend, which always brightens my day.
2. What is the distance to the moon measured in paperclip lengths? Oh, I'd say about 25. Paper clip is a metaphor for object larger than the earth, right?
3. What colour underwear have you got on? (if any)Bright red thong.
4. Would you ever watch a hentai anime?A what?
5. Would you ever watch anime full-stop?Does it have weird japanese cartoons with big eyes and spiky hair? If so, then no.
6. Have you ever eaten a baguette? Yeah, for lunch today.
7. Do you find it ironic that the pigment "Prussian blue" contains cyanide? I believe you are trying to say something rather profound about the relationship between the pigment Prussian Blue, and the gas Zyrkon B. I, however, find nothing ironic.
8. What do bullfrogs eat? Flies.
9. What do frogbulls eat? Left-overs. (And flies).
10. Is prostitution the root of all evil? There are worse things in life.
11. If you were on the verge of starvation, would you eat one of your own toes? To be honest, probably not. I would eat leather shoes, though.
12. Have you ever been skinnydipping? In my bathtub.
13. What would you never do, unless you were paid a billion dollars? Touch David Caruso.
14. What time is it? Time to stop asking me questions. What is this? An interrogation?
15. Where do I put Mr. Pee Pee? In your pants.
16. Can you pinpoint Baluchistan on a map? One question: is the map labelled?
17. Are mullets cool? Maybe if you're living in Timmy Ho's during the 1980s...
18. Have you ever stolen anything? Glory.
19. ...from your parents? Hehe. Yeah, probably.
20. Cream cheese. Good or bad? In cheesecake, good.
21. If my computer's American, why does it have an Irish accent? It's a f.cking poser.
22. Who, out of absolutely anyone, would you have in your harem? ChoirStud2005, Alexandre Despatie, the Prince of Luxembourg, Kiera Knightley, and one other person, too (sans sa petite amie, bien sur!)....
22. Which NSer would you have in your harem? Do I look like I'm slumming here?

1. How are you today?ok i guess, studying for finals
2. What is the distance to the moon measured in paperclip lengths?a lot i could google the correct answer but i am lazy
3. What colour underwear have you got on? (if any)there super cute, thats all you need to know
4. Would you ever watch a hentai anime?no
5. Would you ever watch anime full-stop?i have no clue what that is
6. Have you ever eaten a baguette? yep
7. Do you find it ironic that the pigment "Prussian blue" contains cyanide? not really, but maybe
8. What do bullfrogs eat?insects
9. What do frogbulls eat?insects
10. Is prostitution the root of all evil?no
11. If you were on the verge of starvation, would you eat one of your own toes? i am not sure but most likely no
12. Have you ever been skinnydipping? yep
13. What would you never do, unless you were paid a billion dollars? i dont like to think about putting a price on my integrity
14. What time is it?6:08pm
15. Where do I put Mr. Pee Pee?sounds like a personal problum to me
16. Can you pinpoint Baluchistan on a map? probably not, but who knows
17. Are mullets cool?yes and no. they are totally nasty but if you have one props to you
18. Have you ever stolen anything?yep
19. ...from your parents?yep, i was a little kid
20. Cream cheese. Good or bad?good
21. If my computer's American, why does it have an Irish accent? maybe it was made in ireland
22. Who, out of absolutely anyone, would you have in your harem? no one, iam not into the whole harem deal
22. Which NSer would you have in your harem? see above

1. How are you today? Lazy
2. What is the distance to the moon measured in paperclip lengths? What color are the paperclips?
3. What colour underwear have you got on? (if any) *checks* White
4. Would you ever watch a hentai anime? *shrug*
5. Would you ever watch anime full-stop? Yes
6. Have you ever eaten a baguette? Bien sûr!
7. Do you find it ironic that the pigment "Prussian blue" contains cyanide? Not really.
8. What do bullfrogs eat? Bullfrog food
9. What do frogbulls eat? Kibble
10. Is prostitution the root of all evil? Of course. It's all woman's fault.
11. If you were on the verge of starvation, would you eat one of your own toes? Nah
12. Have you ever been skinnydipping? Not that I recall. I might have.
13. What would you never do, unless you were paid a billion dollars? If I'm not going to do it normally I won't do it for a billion dollars.
14. What time is it? 2:30 am
15. Where do I put Mr. Pee Pee? Back into your pants.
16. Can you pinpoint Baluchistan on a map? Of course!
17. Are mullets cool? The coolest.
18. Have you ever stolen anything? Yes
19. ...from your parents? Dunno. Maybe.
20. Cream cheese. Good or bad? Excellent
21. If my computer's American, why does it have an Irish accent? It's in denial.
22. Who, out of absolutely anyone, would you have in your harem? Someone to change the dirty linens and gather up the used condoms.
22. Which NSer would you have in your harem? RuleCaucasia, to change the dirty linens and gather up the used condoms.

Hello. Please fill out this questionnaire in the interests of amusing me.
Is it okay if I do it to amuse myself? If not, quit reading now.

1. How are you today? Tired, but fine.
2. What is the distance to the moon measured in paperclip lengths? I don't know, but it'll be evenly divisible by seven.
3. What colour underwear have you got on? (if any) Uh. *checks* Drak blue going into dark violet-y?
4. Would you ever watch a hentai anime? I wouldn't know what that is, so probably not, especially seeing how I don't usually watch moving pictures.
5. Would you ever watch anime full-stop?
Uh.. that's Japanese comic thingies, right? Uh, no.
6. Have you ever eaten a baguette? Finished the last piece about seven minutes ago.
7. Do you find it ironic that the pigment "Prussian blue" contains cyanide? Uh. Hmm. *tries to make intelligent face*
8. What do bullfrogs eat? Dunno, but probably lots of it.
10. Is prostitution the root of all evil? Hen-and-egg question, anyone?
11. If you were on the verge of starvation, would you eat one of your own toes? I'm a vegetarian! ... sure. Well, probably, I'd pick something more fleshy.
12. Have you ever been skinnydipping? Lots. My culture has this thing called FKK..
13. What would you never do, unless you were paid a billion dollars? Lots of things. And there's many things I wouldn't do for that amount, either.
14. What time is it? Here and now? 02:39 a.m.
15. Where do I put Mr. Pee Pee? Man was created with a free will..
16. Can you pinpoint Baluchistan on a map? Such a thing exists?
17. Are mullets cool? Ice-age cool.
18. Have you ever stolen anything? I plead the fifth.
19. ...from your parents? Practise in a safe environment.
20. Cream cheese. Good or bad? All sorts of cheese are a bad idea when cold.
21. If my computer's American, why does it have an Irish accent? Dunno. Does it have red cables and spots on the screen?
22. Who, out of absolutely anyone, would you have in your harem? You wouldn't know her / them. Well, Angelina Jolie you might.
22. Which NSer would you have in your harem? That's that Fifth again.

Hello. Please fill out this questionnaire in the interests of amusing me.

1. How are you today?
2. What is the distance to the moon measured in paperclip lengths?
3. What colour underwear have you got on? (if any)
4. Would you ever watch a hentai anime?
5. Would you ever watch anime full-stop?
6. Have you ever eaten a baguette?
7. Do you find it ironic that the pigment "Prussian blue" contains cyanide?
8. What do bullfrogs eat?
9. What do frogbulls eat?
10. Is prostitution the root of all evil?
11. If you were on the verge of starvation, would you eat one of your own toes?
12. Have you ever been skinnydipping?
13. What would you never do, unless you were paid a billion dollars?
14. What time is it?
15. Where do I put Mr. Pee Pee?
16. Can you pinpoint Baluchistan on a map?
17. Are mullets cool?
18. Have you ever stolen anything?
19. ...from your parents?
20. Cream cheese. Good or bad?
21. If my computer's American, why does it have an Irish accent?
22. Who, out of absolutely anyone, would you have in your harem?
22. Which NSer would you have in your harem?
I might have stolen this from Kanabia...htt p://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=9297848

1:There's not enough time for a comprehensible answer.
2:If it's that particular red paperclip you're talking about, i suspect my answer will differ from others here.
3:Black/grey trim.
4:Sure. Just don't expect me not to read at the same time.
5:WTH is "full-stop"? :confused:
6:Not by that name.
7:Ironic? Not exactly. I keep thinking of the cat, though. They're venomous to me.
8:See #9.
9:See #8.
10:No. My wife agrees with me.
11:Probably not. I'm not really sure where they've been. I have, however, invested in an organ bank that'll grow me a few extra just for said occasion.
12:Yes.
13:I have no idea. I really don't have that much ambition.
14:I can't tell you now ... ask me later.
15:You? The sink, like the doctor mentioned about your wedding night.
16:Me? With proper preparation, i could.
17:As cool as Joe Dirt.
18:Yup. Mostly glances and dignity.
19:Yup. Extra tissue and some DNA.
20:Good. Every sense.
21:Cinch. Alyson Hannigan and Kari Byron.
22:WYTYG, Ruffy, a few others.

Ayup.

Hello. Please fill out this questionnaire in the interests of amusing me.

1. How are you today?
2. What is the distance to the moon measured in paperclip lengths?
3. What colour underwear have you got on? (if any)
4. Would you ever watch a hentai anime?
5. Would you ever watch anime full-stop?
6. Have you ever eaten a baguette?
7. Do you find it ironic that the pigment "Prussian blue" contains cyanide?
8. What do bullfrogs eat?
9. What do frogbulls eat?
10. Is prostitution the root of all evil?
11. If you were on the verge of starvation, would you eat one of your own toes?
12. Have you ever been skinnydipping?
13. What would you never do, unless you were paid a billion dollars?
14. What time is it?
15. Where do I put Mr. Pee Pee?
16. Can you pinpoint Baluchistan on a map?
17. Are mullets cool?
18. Have you ever stolen anything?
19. ...from your parents?
20. Cream cheese. Good or bad?
21. If my computer's American, why does it have an Irish accent?
22. Who, out of absolutely anyone, would you have in your harem?
22. Which NSer would you have in your harem?
No i didn't steal this from Kanabia...htt p://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=9297848

1) Good, as tommorrow (10th Jan) is my birthday! Also I'm on holiday (from
2)No idea
3)I can't be bothered checking
4)No
5) I watch it all the time.
6)No
7)No
8)Don't Know
9)Don't Know
10) No
11) No
12) No
13) Eat the toe
14) 4:30 09/01/2007
15) I don't know
16) No
17) No
18) Yes
19) Yes
20) Bad
21) It wants an acting job.
22) Nobody is the answer to both.

No i didn't steal this from Kanabia...
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=9297848

You little shithead. I thought that looked familiar. :p

1. How are you today? - Uh, evading a crazy internet stalker.

2. What is the distance to the moon measured in paperclip lengths? - Depends. Are those paperclips bent? How are they bent? What size are the paperclips? This is a silly question.

3. What colour underwear have you got on? (if any) - Navy blue.

4. Would you ever watch a hentai anime? - Sure, why not?

5. Would you ever watch anime full-stop? - WTF is "full-stop"?

6. Have you ever eaten a baguette? - Yes sir. They're tasty.

7. Do you find it ironic that the pigment "Prussian blue" contains cyanide? - No... not rly.

8. What do bullfrogs eat? - Flies. Other shit like that.

9. What do frogbulls eat? - Frogbulls eat people!

10. Is prostitution the root of all evil? - Prostitution is the root of me getting hot, more like. Or something.

11. If you were on the verge of starvation, would you eat one of your own toes? - No.

12. Have you ever been skinnydipping? - No.

13. What would you never do, unless you were paid a billion dollars? - Uh... I really don't know.

14. What time is it? - 11:15 PM

15. Where do I put Mr. Pee Pee? - BACK IN YOUR PANTS, MISTER, AND I DON'T WANT TO SEE THAT AGAIN!

16. Can you pinpoint Baluchistan on a map? - Who?

17. Are mullets cool? - I reckon that if you're one of them ding dang NASCAR-lovin' folk, they might be, hurrrr.

18. Have you ever stolen anything? - Yes.

19. ...from your parents? - Yes.

20. Cream cheese. Good or bad? - Hot.

21. If my computer's American, why does it have an Irish accent? - It doesn't. Shut up.

22. Who, out of absolutely anyone, would you have in your harem? - Uh... too many options.

22. Which NSer would you have in your harem? - I pick three. Tink, Aerou, and Grainne ni Malley. *nod*

22. Which NSer would you have in your harem? I don't know, are any hot quadruple amputees with big tits and mild mental retardation?

Johnny Wadd?

1. How are you today? Bored.
2. What is the distance to the moon measured in paperclip lengths? Pi
3. What colour underwear have you got on? dark blue with christmas trees.
4. Would you ever watch a hentai anime? Nah
5. Would you ever watch anime full-stop? Nah
6. Have you ever eaten a baguette? Sure
7. Do you find it ironic that the pigment "Prussian blue" contains cyanide? No, not really
8. What do bullfrogs eat? Probably something.
9. What do frogbulls eat? Probably not anything.
10. Is prostitution the root of all evil? Nope
11. If you were on the verge of starvation, would you eat one of your own toes? Nope.
12. Have you ever been skinnydipping? I don't think I've been naked in public in view of more than one person since i was...fourish?
13. What would you never do, unless you were paid a billion dollars? N/A
14. What time is it? 1:19AM
15. Where do I put Mr. Pee Pee? Where you want?
16. Can you pinpoint Baluchistan on a map? Nope
17. Are mullets cool? Probably not.
18. Have you ever stolen anything? Jokingly from friends.
19. ...from your parents? Nope.
20. Cream cheese. Good or bad? Good.
21. If my computer's American, why does it have an Irish accent? It's nanny was Irish.
22. Who, out of absolutely anyone, would you have in your harem? David Wright
22. Which NSer would you have in your harem? Err...not anyone too crazy(no one on nsg(including myself)).

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Johnny Wadd?

That exchange is being sigged. Hooray for the first sigging of this account!

1. How are you today? I hate life.
2. What is the distance to the moon measured in paperclip lengths? African or European?
3. What colour underwear have you got on? White
4. Would you ever watch a hentai anime?Nope. Not my thing.
5. Would you ever watch anime full-stop?Nope.
6. Have you ever eaten a baguette?You're making me hungry. (yes)
7. Do you find it ironic that the pigment "Prussian blue" contains cyanide?Sure
8. What do bullfrogs eat?Bugs?
9. What do frogbulls eat?Sgub?
10. Is prostitution the root of all evil?Most certianly not.
11. If you were on the verge of starvation, would you eat one of your own toes?Ummmm... No.
12. Have you ever been skinnydipping?Nope.
13. What would you never do, unless you were paid a billion dollars?Kill someone.
14. What time is it?11:24 pm where I am.
15. Where do I put Mr. Pee Pee?Ifreann
16. Can you pinpoint Baluchistan on a map?Whatchistan?
17. Are mullets cool?No. In fact, hell no.
18. Have you ever stolen anything?Nothing worth mentioning.
19. ...from your parents?See above
20. Cream cheese. Good or bad?Good. Very good. Maybe I could put it on my Baguet.
21. If my computer's American, why does it have an Irish accent?Luck?
22. Who, out of absolutely anyone, would you have in your harem?Anne Hathaway
22. Which NSer would you have in your harem?Tink

That exchange is being sigged. Hooray for the first sigging of this account!

Heheheh. You might want to remove the quote boxes though, lest the mods slap you for having such a large sig.

Heheheh. You might want to remove the quote boxes though, lest the mods slap you for having such a large sig.

Or I could do this.

1. How are you today? Sleepy.
2. What is the distance to the moon measured in paperclip lengths? I believe the technical term is "lots."
3. What colour underwear have you got on? (if any) *checks* It appears to be sort of a maroon color.
4. Would you ever watch a hentai anime? I certainly wouldn't seek it out, but I doubt I would hide my face in horror if I happened to witness it.
5. Would you ever watch anime full-stop? Sure. I have a few friends into anime, and have watched shows with them from time to time.
6. Have you ever eaten a baguette? Of course.
7. Do you find it ironic that the pigment "Prussian blue" contains cyanide? ...No.
8. What do bullfrogs eat? Flies.
9. What do frogbulls eat? Iefls.
10. Is prostitution the root of all evil? Nah, just of most STDs.
11. If you were on the verge of starvation, would you eat one of your own toes? Probably not. Toes are pretty small, so I rather doubt that the benefits would outweigh the costs.
12. Have you ever been skinnydipping? No, but I've held other people's clothes while they do so on a few occasions.
13. What would you never do, unless you were paid a billion dollars? Spend and/or give away a billion dollars.
14. What time is it? Peanut butter jelly time!
15. Where do I put Mr. Pee Pee? In Mr. Pants Pants, I hope.
16. Can you pinpoint Baluchistan on a map? Nope.
17. Are mullets cool? Nah. They look goofy.
18. Have you ever stolen anything? Nope.
19. ...from your parents? Can't think of anything.
20. Cream cheese. Good or bad? I'm not a big fan, though it can be okay as an ingredient. I made stuffed cherry tomatoes with cream cheese recently, and they were pretty tasty.
21. If my computer's American, why does it have an Irish accent? Did you spill Guinness on your keyboard? That could do it.
22. Who, out of absolutely anyone, would you have in your harem? Eh, I had a harem once, and I didn't like it much. I'll pass.
22. Which NSer would you have in your harem? See above.

Or I could do this.

You're only allowed 8 lines. ;)

You're only allowed 8 lines. ;)

It's less than 8 lines and certainly smaller than King Bodacious's sig, which has been there since I've rejoined.

Johnny Wadd?

*snickers*

You little shithead. I thought that looked familiar. :p
Ha ha.
Bite me oh masterful Lordship.:p

You didn't answer the questions on your one, and you haven't answered these ones either.:(

Ha ha.
Bite me oh masterful Lordship.:p

You didn't answer the questions on your one, and you haven't answered these ones either.:(

Have you answered them? O.o

Hello. Please fill out this questionnaire in the interests of amusing me.

1. How are you today?

I'm fine

2. What is the distance to the moon measured in paperclip lengths?

Alot

3. What colour underwear have you got on? (if any)

blue boxers.

4. Would you ever watch a hentai anime?

Already have, was mildly turned on.

5. Would you ever watch anime full-stop?

No.

6. Have you ever eaten a baguette?

A what?

7. Do you find it ironic that the pigment "Prussian blue" contains cyanide?

For the suffering artist that can't take anymore!

8. What do bullfrogs eat?

bugs.

9. What do frogbulls eat?

other frogbulls, and sometimes little boys. They're nasty bastards.

10. Is prostitution the root of all evil?

Only when she has an STD and doesn't tell you.

11. If you were on the verge of starvation, would you eat one of your own toes?

No, but I would eat yours.

12. Have you ever been skinnydipping?

Nope.

13. What would you never do, unless you were paid a billion dollars?

Give Roseanne Barr a sponge bath, and say in public that she's the funniest female comedian I've ever seen.

14. What time is it?

2:02 AM EST

15. Where do I put Mr. Pee Pee?

1. In Mr. Trouser and 2. Ms. Choocie.

16. Can you pinpoint Baluchistan on a map?

Yes, it takes up the west part of Pakistan.

17. Are mullets cool?

No.

18. Have you ever stolen anything?

Jelly, but by accident.

19. ...from your parents?

No, I suck at lying.

20. Cream cheese. Good or bad?

Any form of cheese is good.

21. If my computer's American, why does it have an Irish accent?

It's been drinking Irish Whiskey.

22. Who, out of absolutely anyone, would you have in your harem?

I guess my friend Jess.


22. Which NSer would you have in your harem?


Any female on here.

1. How are you today? All right! A bit tired and cold, but doing rather well.
2. What is the distance to the moon measured in paperclip lengths? Look it up yourself, sheesh.
3. What colour underwear have you got on? (if any) Grey.
4. Would you ever watch a hentai anime? Nah.
5. Would you ever watch anime full-stop? You'd have to define it first.
6. Have you ever eaten a baguette? Not the whole thing in one sitting, but in pieces, I've had several over the course of my life.
7. Do you find it ironic that the pigment "Prussian blue" contains cyanide? No, but I suppose I should stop asking people to lick my walls.
8. What do bullfrogs eat? Flies.
9. What do frogbulls eat? Bigger flies.
10. Is prostitution the root of all evil? Erm, no...
11. If you were on the verge of starvation, would you eat one of your own toes? Doubtful. They're not very meaty.
12. Have you ever been skinnydipping? I have!
13. What would you never do, unless you were paid a billion dollars? Anything to seriously compromise my integrity, I suppose... the list is a bit longish.
14. What time is it? 12:06 AM.
15. Where do I put Mr. Pee Pee? Back in your pants.
16. Can you pinpoint Baluchistan on a map? Nope.
17. Are mullets cool? ...Nope.
18. Have you ever stolen anything? Just a few hearts, is all.
19. ...from your parents? Nope.
20. Cream cheese. Good or bad? Okay, but neufchatel is better.
21. If my computer's American, why does it have an Irish accent? Did you spill whiskey in the keyboard?
22. Who, out of absolutely anyone, would you have in your harem? I prefer the single life at the moment, actually.
22. Which NSer would you have in your harem? Well, I'd have to first find someone I'd take to dinner, and I don't know anyone well enough for that yet. ;)

Have you answered them? O.o
I answered them on the old thread.;)

1. How are you today?
sleepy, annoyed, pensive
2. What is the distance to the moon measured in paperclip lengths?
quite a bit
3. What colour underwear have you got on? (if any)
I just came out of bed and am not really dressed yet
4. Would you ever watch a hentai anime?
never say never
5. Would you ever watch anime full-stop?
never say never
6. Have you ever eaten a baguette?
yeah, even in France
7. Do you find it ironic that the pigment "Prussian blue" contains cyanide?
nah
8. What do bullfrogs eat?
I can't find my wikipedia on this browser
9. What do frogbulls eat?
I can't find my wikipedia on this browser
10. Is prostitution the root of all evil?
nah, windows is
11. If you were on the verge of starvation, would you eat one of your own toes?
guess so
12. Have you ever been skinnydipping?
don't ask
13. What would you never do, unless you were paid a billion dollars?
install Windows, betray my friends or family...
14. What time is it?
8:27
15. Where do I put Mr. Pee Pee?
out of public view, you pervert :p
16. Can you pinpoint Baluchistan on a map?
no
17. Are mullets cool?
no
18. Have you ever stolen anything?
nah
19. ...from your parents?
nope
20. Cream cheese. Good or bad?
good
21. If my computer's American, why does it have an Irish accent?
wrong OS
22. Who, out of absolutely anyone, would you have in your harem?
Milan Tia~e
22. Which NSer would you have in your harem?
Allanea

1. How are you today?
Tired and bored, haven't gone to bed yet

2. What is the distance to the moon measured in paperclip lengths?
Beats me, (guessing) 1 trillion clips?

3. What colour underwear have you got on? (if any)
Does "Commando" have a color? ;)

4. Would you ever watch a hentai anime?
Sure, if it wasn't the gory type

5. Would you ever watch anime full-stop?
Sure

6. Have you ever eaten a baguette?
Yeah

7. Do you find it ironic that the pigment "Prussian blue" contains cyanide?
No--should I?

8. What do bullfrogs eat?
Insects

9. What do frogbulls eat?
Ect Inses

10. Is prostitution the root of all evil?
No

11. If you were on the verge of starvation, would you eat one of your own toes?
No, one toe wouldn't have enough calories to bother with!

12. Have you ever been skinnydipping?
Of course, but not with anyone around to see

13. What would you never do, unless you were paid a billion dollars?
Another stint working in a plastics factory

14. What time is it?
4:42 AM

15. Where do I put Mr. Pee Pee?
Back in your pants

16. Can you pinpoint Baluchistan on a map?
Now that I went and Wiki'd it...

17. Are mullets cool?
NOOOO

18. Have you ever stolen anything?
Yeah

19. ...from your parents?
Uhm...yeah..

20. Cream cheese. Good or bad?
Awful is more like it!

21. If my computer's American, why does it have an Irish accent?
It must have a virus

22. Who, out of absolutely anyone, would you have in your harem?
Who out there looks like Sean Connery did when he was about 40 years younger, and is willing to do my bidding?

22. Which NSer would you have in your harem?
None, sorry...

3. What colour underwear have you got on? (if any) Grey.

Look, more of them.

1. How are you today? Bored like a bored little bunny who has eaten all the food and is looking at the monstrous pile of thing filed under "to do" and thinking - 'Meh, it can all be done tomorrow. What can one do for fun around here? Why isn't anyone on iSketch? And why the hell can't I tell left from right?' ... Actually, the bunny didn't think that, I did. But it was a nice bunny. Though the pertinent question might be, why does the bunny have an axe?
http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e296/pommish/Cartoon_BunnyAxe.gif
2. What is the distance to the moon measured in paperclip lengths? I'm not sure, but we'd better just shoot them into space right now. All of them! It's the only way to make sure!
http://wuzzadem.typepad.com/wuz/images/postpic/c14.gif
Uh... Nothing. Nevermind.

3. What colour underwear have you got on? (if any) Well hello there sailor. Do you come by often? *Wink*

4. Would you ever watch a hentai anime? Would I? Dunno really. Probably not. But then again, stranger things might happen. Especially over at the neighbour's place. They're one weird bunch of people, let me tell you! Why just the other day... Oh sorry, you were saying?

5. Would you ever watch anime full-stop? It has happened before, who's to say it won't happen again? And that's one of them rethorical questions, that is... So don't give me post after post of clever answers to that one!

6. Have you ever eaten a baguette? Alright, this is of the record: Yes, I have. I carry the scars with me to this day. On the inside, of course. I just hope nobody will ever find out what I did that day... *sniff*

7. Do you find it ironic that the pigment "Prussian blue" contains cyanide? Should I?

8. What do bullfrogs eat? Flies.

9. What do frogbulls eat? Files. And oatmeal. And Soylent Green. And Tubby-cakes. And sugar. And cherries. And cottage cheese. And caviar. And raisins. And duck. And brains - or 'Brahnz' or 'Brnhr' as they themselves like to call it. And carrots. And squid. And chocolate... Mmmm... Chocolate :fluffle:

10. Is prostitution the root of all evil? Not exactly... Sex, women, money and guns are. And idle hands. Mix them all together and you get prostitution. So it's more like evil squared. *nods*

11. If you were on the verge of starvation, would you eat one of your own toes? No, I doubt it. I'd rather leave my computer for a while and go over to the fridge and cook me a meal. I'm not _that_ lazy.

12. Have you ever been skinnydipping? Why? :eek: Have you seen the pictures? Or the video? I was young, I needed the money!

13. What would you never do, unless you were paid a billion dollars? Answer these question. Oh wait! Dman it! ah well... Um... I don't know. Give me a billion dollars, and ask me again afterwards, 'k?

14. What time is it? It's either Party Time, or it's time to feed the donkey. I keep forgetting.

15. Where do I put Mr. Pee Pee? Nevermind that, where did you put Pedro??

16. Can you pinpoint Baluchistan on a map? Yes, I could, but why would I want to? After all, we all know that X marks the spot - but the treasure is mine, all mine!
http://www.fablevision.com/northstar/make/starsetc/xmarksthespot.gif

17. Are mullets cool? ...
http://www.ilovemullets.com/images/mulletboy3.gif 'nuff said.

18. Have you ever stolen anything? Are you the police? Or are you a musician?

19. ...from your parents? We're such a happy family. Thank you, pharmaceutical companies :-)
http://www2.europe-nikon.com/templateImages/happy-family.jpg

20. Cream cheese. Good or bad? Now that's the true root of all evil! Aha, so #10 was just a trick question? I'm on to you, mister!

21. If my computer's American, why does it have an Irish accent? Because it's a wee drunk bastard, infected by a leprechaun from Gaoth Dobhair with God knows what on St. Paddy's day. Sláinte, ya wanker!
http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/9836/leprechaunzp7.th.jpg (http://img204.imageshack.us/my.php?image=leprechaunzp7.jpg)


22. Who, out of absolutely anyone, would you have in your harem? You.

22. Which NSer would you have in your harem? You :fluffle: ...and
http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/5642/classifiedlogoir9.gif


Well, that killed 10 minutes...

14. What time is it? It's either Party Time, or it's time to feed the donkey. I keep forgetting.

*waits for dinner*

15. Where do I put Mr. Pee Pee? Nevermind that, where did you put Pedro??
You really don't want to know. I promise.

Should I be worried?

*waits for dinner*
Sure it's not party time? :(

You really don't want to know. I promise.

Should I be worried?
When you're right, you're right.
YES!

Sure it's not party time? :(

Well, I'm hungry. I guess we could do both...

When you're right, you're right.
YES!
And I'm always right.
SHIT!

*waits for dinner*


You really don't want to know. I promise.

Should I be worried?
He probably would want to know but i shant tell him because he let me down.
*Feeds Pedro a sugar cube*

Sure it's not party time? :(

i want a party too :(
but i think it will be some time untill the next one.

He probably would want to know but i shant tell him because he let me down.
*Feeds Pedro a sugar cube*

*eats sugar cube*

Was it laced with something?

*eats sugar cube*

Was it laced with something?
Laced with love and tenderness. :)

Laced with love and tenderness. :)

And sealed with wet sloppy kisses?

*eats sugar cube*

Was it laced with something?

You waited until after eating it to ask that? Why?

You waited until after eating it to ask that? Why?

I lived through Ifreann and the office party. I'm fairly confindent I can survive Harlesburg.

He probably would want to know but i shant tell him because he let me down.
*Feeds Pedro a sugar cube*

Who let what down? :confused:

Who let what down? :confused:

That could get kinky...

I am filling this questionaire out in the interests of amusing myself.

1. How are you today? Angry, almost suicidal. About average, in fact.
2. What is the distance to the moon measured in paperclip lengths? No.
3. What colour underwear have you got on? (if any) White. And lacy.
4. Would you ever watch a hentai anime? Sure. I've never bothered, but I have no reason not to.
5. Would you ever watch anime full-stop? Is full-stop some kind of snuff? Yes.
6. Have you ever eaten a baguette? Probably.
7. Do you find it ironic that the pigment "Prussian blue" contains cyanide? As in 'Prussic acid?' Sounds logical.
8. What do bullfrogs eat? Same as girly frogs. Insects, mostly.
9. What do frogbulls eat? :rolleyes:
10. Is prostitution the root of all evil? It's the root of capitalism. Boom boom.
11. If you were on the verge of starvation, would you eat one of your own toes? No, the blood-loss would outweigh the nutrition. :rolleyes:
12. Have you ever been skinnydipping? Yes. :rolleyes:
13. What would you never do, unless you were paid a billion dollars? :rolleyes:
14. What time is it? Depends when you're asking.
15. Where do I put Mr. Pee Pee? On top of Ms Oh Oh, and at the back of the Q.
16. Can you pinpoint Baluchistan on a map? No.
17. Are mullets cool? The haircut, yes. The fish, alive, yes. The dish, no.
18. Have you ever stolen anything? Yes. More than you've earnt in your life.
19. ...from your parents? Yes. I was a kid once. I stole $100 and gave it to charity. The charity gave it back, but BS had happened in the meantime, so I tore it up and threw it out the window. My mom took it to the bank and made it back into real money. I am bad.
20. Cream cheese. Good or bad? OMG. What a stupid question. Chilli is good. Twinkies are bad. Cream cheese? wtf?
21. If my computer's American, why does it have an Irish accent? You have an American computer? wtf is it, an IBM mainframe?
22. Who, out of absolutely anyone, would you have in your harem? My clone.
22. Which NSer would you have in your harem? Stop this now. Thankyou.

3. What colour underwear have you got on? (if any) White. And lacy.

Pics or it's a lie.

Pics or it's a lie.

I can't do that. TOS. They're lacy ... like see-through.

I could take them off and take a pic of them. Then you wouldn't believe me.

Trust me. They're lacy. They tickle.

I can't do that. TOS. They're lacy ... like see-through.

I could take them off and take a pic of them. Then you wouldn't believe me.

Trust me. They're lacy. They tickle.

Any excuse.

;)

Oh, ok. You twisted my arm. You owe me one.

For reference (picture of my head, so you know it's mine): My head. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12177906&postcount=160)

Now, with the underpants on:
(don't look kiddies, it's my head with underpants on. Don't look!)

http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/2374/knframe0095say2.png

That could get kinky...

Most of all I just want to know why the bunny has got an axe...

Oh, ok. You twisted my arm. You owe me one.

For reference (picture of my head, so you know it's mine): My head. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12177906&postcount=160)

Now, with the underpants on:
(don't look kiddies, it's my head with underpants on. Don't look!)

http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/2374/knframe0095say2.png

that's wrong on so many levels. why do you wear womens underwear?

that's wrong on so many levels. why do you wear womens underwear?

Didn't you see the other pic, it makes his scalp happy.

Didn't you see the other pic, it makes his scalp happy.

ah no, i missed that, whatever makes you or you scalp happy i guess.

Didn't you see the other pic, it makes his scalp happy.

Nah, it's the "random questions" thread. Correct answer is "why not?"

Nah, it's the "random questions" thread. Correct answer is "why not?"

guess you are right, but do you also wear womens underwear instead of men's underwear, or do you only wear it on your head? (you are a man and not a bald lady aren't you?)

1. How are you today? OK
2. What is the distance to the moon measured in paperclip lengths? Quite a lot
3. What colour underwear have you got on? (if any) White with small black stripes
4. Would you ever watch a hentai anime? Havn't ever, but why not?
5. Would you ever watch anime full-stop? I dunno
6. Have you ever eaten a baguette? Yep
7. Do you find it ironic that the pigment "Prussian blue" contains cyanide? I do rather
8. What do bullfrogs eat? Flies or something I guess
9. What do frogbulls eat? Seilf
10. Is prostitution the root of all evil? I thought money was
11. If you were on the verge of starvation, would you eat one of your own toes? I guess not, too bony
12. Have you ever been skinnydipping? I do it daily
13. What would you never do, unless you were paid a billion dollars? Go round the aquator on a trycicle
14. What time is it? 14:04
15. Where do I put Mr. Pee Pee? Somewhere
16. Can you pinpoint Baluchistan on a map? I guess not, but I know it's a part of Pakistan
17. Are mullets cool? I dunno
18. Have you ever stolen anything? No ;)
19. ...from your parents?
20. Cream cheese. Good or bad? BAD
21. If my computer's American, why does it have an Irish accent? Why don't you ask it?
22. Who, out of absolutely anyone, would you have in your harem? A few Playboy models
22. Which NSer would you have in your harem? The person which posts after me

22. Which NSer would you have in your harem? The person which posts after me

me?

guess you are right, but do you also wear womens underwear instead of men's underwear, or do you only wear it on your head? (you are a man and not a bald lady aren't you?)

I am a man indeed (the deed was a few years back, but anyway)
I wear women's underwear when all the comfortable underwear gets too dirty.
Yeah, I keep underwear that my ex-girlfriends wore last century, and that IS kind of wrong.

Did I mention that the nice white lacy numbers also comply with question 18?

Oh, ok. You twisted my arm. You owe me one.

For reference (picture of my head, so you know it's mine): My head. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12177906&postcount=160)

Now, with the underpants on:
(don't look kiddies, it's my head with underpants on. Don't look!)

http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/2374/knframe0095say2.png

Well, you certainly showed me! :D

Edit:
Did I mention that the nice white lacy numbers also comply with question 18?
Well, that's reprehensible. Stealing people's underwear isn't a very nice thing to do.
But at least they don't comply with 19...

1. How are you today? meh
2. What is the distance to the moon measured in paperclip lengths? more than i can count, much more.
3. What colour underwear have you got on? (if any) navy blue
4. Would you ever watch a hentai anime? that's the porn one's right? only out of curiosity i guess.
5. Would you ever watch anime full-stop? again, from curiosity only. it doesn't really appeal to me.
6. Have you ever eaten a baguette? not a whole one.
7. Do you find it ironic that the pigment "Prussian blue" contains cyanide? is that ironic? wait... they're that white-power girlgroup aren't they? well, they are pretty poisonous but i don't think that's irony, i think it's rather apt
8. What do bullfrogs eat? cows
9. What do frogbulls eat? midgets
10. Is prostitution the root of all evil? no
11. If you were on the verge of starvation, would you eat one of your own toes? no, i might eat someone elses though, but not first.
12. Have you ever been skinnydipping? yeh, plenty of times
13. What would you never do, unless you were paid a billion dollars? eat poo
14. What time is it? 14.09
15. Where do I put Mr. Pee Pee? back in your trousers please
16. Can you pinpoint Baluchistan on a map? no
17. Are mullets cool? were they ever?
18. Have you ever stolen anything? yeh
19. ...from your parents? yeh
20. Cream cheese. Good or bad? good
21. If my computer's American, why does it have an Irish accent? it's been infiltrated by the PIRA
22. Who, out of absolutely anyone, would you have in your harem? her out of smallville. or the lady in house. or diana rigg back in the day.
22. Which NSer would you have in your harem? hmmmmmm... rameria ;-)

1. How are you today?Good cause i just got back to uni after christman, but bad cause im exhausted after my 3 hour shopping trip.
2. What is the distance to the moon measured in paperclip lengths? This many *insert number here*
3. What colour underwear have you got on? (if any) Red ones. V pretty too.
4. Would you ever watch a hentai anime? Yep and im proud of it.
5. Would you ever watch anime full-stop? Yep *sighs about a guy who she was cuddling while watching it last and cant have no more*
6. Have you ever eaten a baguette? Yes, but i dont really like them
7. Do you find it ironic that the pigment "Prussian blue" contains cyanide? Umm.... No.
8. What do bullfrogs eat? You.
9. What do frogbulls eat? Me :D
10. Is prostitution the root of all evil? No, one of my freinds wanted to become a gigolo, i thought it was a great idea (but only if i could hire him)
11. If you were on the verge of starvation, would you eat one of your own toes? You have never seen my feet after 3 hours shopping have you. *shudder*
12. Have you ever been skinnydipping? Not yet... But i intend to.
13. What would you never do, unless you were paid a billion dollars? Have sex up the rear end with anyone wider than an inch.
14. What time is it? dinner time!
15. Where do I put Mr. Pee Pee? Excuse me?????? See questions 13 i think.
16. Can you pinpoint Baluchistan on a map? Nope, i can barly find america usually.
17. Are mullets cool?Depends who its on, they have to be SERIOUSLY hot to get away with it. Usually tho, no.
18. Have you ever stolen anything?NO!! Of course not!
19. ...from your parents?If your parents own it its not really stealing now is it... or at least thats the way i see it. Not money, just makeup.
20. Cream cheese. Good or bad?Good and yummy.
21. If my computer's American, why does it have an Irish accent?Cause irish accents sound so much nicer, and yet are still understandable (unlike 2 of my new lectureres, who really arnt)
22. Who, out of absolutely anyone, would you have in your harem?My friend Charlie, who i am totally in love with, Johnney Depp, Peter andre with a big bottle of baby oil, Anyone i find remotely hot.
22. Which NSer would you have in your harem? Hmm, i cant remember most peoples names. Eve Online is freindly, i'll take him i think.

1. How are you today?
2. What is the distance to the moon measured in paperclip lengths?
3. What colour underwear have you got on? (if any)
4. Would you ever watch a hentai anime?
5. Would you ever watch anime full-stop?
6. Have you ever eaten a baguette?
7. Do you find it ironic that the pigment "Prussian blue" contains cyanide?
8. What do bullfrogs eat?
9. What do frogbulls eat?
10. Is prostitution the root of all evil?
11. If you were on the verge of starvation, would you eat one of your own toes?
12. Have you ever been skinnydipping?
13. What would you never do, unless you were paid a billion dollars?
14. What time is it?
15. Where do I put Mr. Pee Pee?
16. Can you pinpoint Baluchistan on a map?
17. Are mullets cool?
18. Have you ever stolen anything?
19. ...from your parents?
20. Cream cheese. Good or bad?
21. If my computer's American, why does it have an Irish accent?
22. Who, out of absolutely anyone, would you have in your harem?
22. Which NSer would you have in your harem?


1.How do you do?
2.One. Assuming you take all the atoms of a paperclip and dispose them in a single row.
3.Blue and green tartan.
4.No. I'd be interested in being one of the characters, though.
5.No way.
6.Yes.
7.No, why?
8.In Soviet ponds, bullfrogs eat YOU!
9.I don't know, I usually give my frogbull 10€ a day and he goes to the grocery alone and buys whatever he wants to eat.
10.No.
11.Assuming I have green sauce to pour on it and a pan of boiling water to cook it properly, maybe.
12.Yes.
13.Act against my own ethical and moral standards - too long to write it here.
14.It is 15.49 CET.
15.Should I care about it, given that I don't know what you're talking about?
16.Yes, if it is what I call Beluchistan. If not, I can't.
17.Yes. And public toilet seats are warm. Ugh.
18.Almost, but not quite, entirely, unlike. Property is theft, therefore theft is property, my friend Zaphod used to tell me.
19.Almost almost, but but not not quite quite, entirely entirely, unlike unlike.
20.Bad. Ugly. Unethical. Immoral. Sinful. Worth of public flogging.
21.Because America is full of Irishmen, I guess. Be glad it hasn't a Sicilian accent, it might shoot you if you yell at it.
22.Eowyn.
22.(or 23? 42.) Myself.

2. What is the distance to the moon measured in paperclip lengths? African or European?


You're a genius, are you aware of that?

1. How are you today? Offended at being asked to model.
2. What is the distance to the moon measured in paperclip lengths? 9
3. What colour underwear have you got on? White
4. Would you ever watch a hentai anime? If drunk
5. Would you ever watch anime full-stop? No.
6. Have you ever eaten a baguette? Yes.
7. Do you find it ironic that the pigment "Prussian blue" contains cyanide? Not really.
8. What do bullfrogs eat? frogbulls
9. What do frogbulls eat? bullfrogs
10. Is prostitution the root of all evil? No, that would be street lamps
11. If you were on the verge of starvation, would you eat one of your own toes? Only if they were salted
12. Have you ever been skinnydipping? No.
13. What would you never do, unless you were paid a billion dollars? Have children
14. What time is it? A quarter past four.
15. Where do I put Mr. Pee Pee? In a child's book.
16. Can you pinpoint Baluchistan on a map? Whats a map?
17. Are mullets cool? On me, yes.
18. Have you ever stolen anything? Your dignity.
19. ...from your parents? Their virginity....;)
20. Cream cheese. Good or bad? evil.
21. If my computer's American, why does it have an Irish accent? It's confused
22. Who, out of absolutely anyone, would you have in your harem? The hairdresser I had today.
22. Which NSer would you have in your harem? Lyric, for comedy value....:p

22.Eowyn.
I'D HIT IT!

19. ...from your parents? Their virginity....;)
Yum...
And sealed with wet sloppy kisses?
Well i was going to say gentle kisses on your cheek and a bit of tongue in your ear, but sure.;)
Who let what down? :confused:
You let me down, you were showing great potential and could have joined MOBRA, you showed such love for the bunny wabbits, but no, no no no.*weeps*

1. How are you today? STFU

2. What is the distance to the moon measured in paperclip lengths? there is no such thing as distance (quantum mechanics)

3. What colour underwear have you got on? translucent

4. Would you ever watch a hentai anime? lol i have but for the storyline:p

5. Would you ever watch anime full-stop? naruto, FMA, get backers and dragonball z FTW!!!!

6. Have you ever eaten a baguette? yes

7. Do you find it ironic that the pigment "Prussian blue" contains cyanide? lol nah i just think of those two as lesbians i dont listen to their words

8. What do bullfrogs eat? pwww

9. What do frogbulls eat? pwww

10. Is prostitution the root of all evil? i want to marry a prostitute so yes

11. If you were on the verge of starvation, would you eat one of your own toes? lol no im masochistic when it comes to starving and disease

12. Have you ever been skinnydipping?
no

13. What would you never do, unless you were paid a billion dollars? take it up the ass with no condom from my stepdad

14. What time is it? yea well you're worse:upyours:

15. Where do I put Mr. Pee Pee? you spray the juices on a bird then hit the bird (strawberry cheesecake:D)

16. Can you pinpoint Baluchistan on a map? no

17. Are mullets cool? wtf is a mullet?

18. Have you ever stolen anything? ;)

19. ...from your parents? :p

20. Cream cheese. Good or bad? eeewww

21. If my computer's American, why does it have an Irish accent? because you touch yourself at night

22. Who, out of absolutely anyone, would you have in your harem? well if its wat i think it is, jessica alba

22. Which NSer would you have in your harem? well hopefully jessica alba again

1. How are you today?Things are going pretty well.

2. What is the distance to the moon measured in paperclip lengths?How big is the paper clip?

3. What colour underwear have you got on? (if any)Ummm, *checks* That blue-grey color, but more blue than grey

4. Would you ever watch a hentai anime?I don't even know what that is

5. Would you ever watch anime full-stop?Don't know what that is either

6. Have you ever eaten a baguette?Yes

7. Do you find it ironic that the pigment "Prussian blue" contains cyanide?Yes

8. What do bullfrogs eat?Bugs and I guess if they're really big, they night eat small minnows maybe

9. What do frogbulls eat?Ummm, corn chips?

10. Is prostitution the root of all evil?No, it's the result of evil

11. If you were on the verge of starvation, would you eat one of your own toes?I don't think I would be able to do that

12. Have you ever been skinnydipping?No, why do you ask <.< >.> Yes, actually

13. What would you never do, unless you were paid a billion dollars?I don't know. I would hope there would be a lot things
I would never do

14. What time is it?6:30pm

15. Where do I put Mr. Pee Pee?Anywhere but on me

16. Can you pinpoint Baluchistan on a map?No

17. Are mullets cool?I don't think so

18. Have you ever stolen anything?Yes, sadly

19. ...from your parents?Yes, sadly

20. Cream cheese. Good or bad?vomitlicious

21. If my computer's American, why does it have an Irish accent?Because it was assembled in America from parts made around the globe

22. Who, out of absolutely anyone, would you have in your harem?Ummm, I don't want a haremHah! Thought I had something hidden here, too, didn't ya?
22. Which NSer would you have in your harem?No one

You're a genius, are you aware of that?
Yes, actually. But thank you.


Well i was going to say gentle kisses on your cheek and a bit of tongue in your ear, but sure.;)

That works too...
:fluffle:


3. What colour underwear have you got on? (if any)Ummm, *checks* That blue-grey color, but more blue than grey


More grey. Whats the deal?

More grey. Whats the deal?

I think it makes me look hot. But, mind you, only the blue-grey with more blue than grey. More grey than blue makes me look flabby.

You let me down, you were showing great potential and could have joined MOBRA, you showed such love for the bunny wabbits, but no, no no no.*weeps*

There, there... Let it all out. *Blows nose*

Hello. Please fill out this questionnaire in the interests of amusing me.

1. How are you today?
2. What is the distance to the moon measured in paperclip lengths?
3. What colour underwear have you got on? (if any)
4. Would you ever watch a hentai anime?
5. Would you ever watch anime full-stop?
6. Have you ever eaten a baguette?
7. Do you find it ironic that the pigment "Prussian blue" contains cyanide?
8. What do bullfrogs eat?
9. What do frogbulls eat?
10. Is prostitution the root of all evil?
11. If you were on the verge of starvation, would you eat one of your own toes?
12. Have you ever been skinnydipping?
13. What would you never do, unless you were paid a billion dollars?
14. What time is it?
15. Where do I put Mr. Pee Pee?
16. Can you pinpoint Baluchistan on a map?
17. Are mullets cool?
18. Have you ever stolen anything?
19. ...from your parents?
20. Cream cheese. Good or bad?
21. If my computer's American, why does it have an Irish accent?
22. Who, out of absolutely anyone, would you have in your harem?
22. Which NSer would you have in your harem?
No i didn't steal this from Kanabia...htt p://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=9297848

Ah...why the hell not?


I'm good. You?
Am I supposed to know?
Blue.
Yeah. (grins wickedly)
Shannaro! (Hell yeah!)
Yeah. Once.
Nope.
Dunno.
No clue.
Nope.
Hell no.
Nope, and I don't plan to.
Eat a mountain of bananas.
8:45 PM.
In the toilet, for Christ's sake. Or your pants.
Nah.
What's a mullet?
Nope.
See above answer.
Capitalism and globalization.
A hot girl I once knew, who moved today. In fact, she'd be the harem.
TBD. :)

There, there... Let it all out. *Blows nose*
*Socks you one*
That works too...
:fluffle:
*Liiiiicks*

1. How are you today? Bored like a bored little bunny who has eaten all the food and is looking at the monstrous pile of thing filed under "to do" and thinking - 'Meh, it can all be done tomorrow. What can one do for fun around here? Why isn't anyone on iSketch? And why the hell can't I tell left from right?' ... Actually, the bunny didn't think that, I did. But it was a nice bunny. Though the pertinent question might be, why does the bunny have an axe?
http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e296/pommish/Cartoon_BunnyAxe.gif
2. What is the distance to the moon measured in paperclip lengths? I'm not sure, but we'd better just shoot them into space right now. All of them! It's the only way to make sure!
http://wuzzadem.typepad.com/wuz/images/postpic/c14.gif
Uh... Nothing. Nevermind.

3. What colour underwear have you got on? (if any) Well hello there sailor. Do you come by often? *Wink*

4. Would you ever watch a hentai anime? Would I? Dunno really. Probably not. But then again, stranger things might happen. Especially over at the neighbour's place. They're one weird bunch of people, let me tell you! Why just the other day... Oh sorry, you were saying?

5. Would you ever watch anime full-stop? It has happened before, who's to say it won't happen again? And that's one of them rethorical questions, that is... So don't give me post after post of clever answers to that one!

6. Have you ever eaten a baguette? Alright, this is of the record: Yes, I have. I carry the scars with me to this day. On the inside, of course. I just hope nobody will ever find out what I did that day... *sniff*

7. Do you find it ironic that the pigment "Prussian blue" contains cyanide? Should I?

8. What do bullfrogs eat? Flies.

9. What do frogbulls eat? Files. And oatmeal. And Soylent Green. And Tubby-cakes. And sugar. And cherries. And cottage cheese. And caviar. And raisins. And duck. And brains - or 'Brahnz' or 'Brnhr' as they themselves like to call it. And carrots. And squid. And chocolate... Mmmm... Chocolate :fluffle:

10. Is prostitution the root of all evil? Not exactly... Sex, women, money and guns are. And idle hands. Mix them all together and you get prostitution. So it's more like evil squared. *nods*

11. If you were on the verge of starvation, would you eat one of your own toes? No, I doubt it. I'd rather leave my computer for a while and go over to the fridge and cook me a meal. I'm not _that_ lazy.

12. Have you ever been skinnydipping? Why? :eek: Have you seen the pictures? Or the video? I was young, I needed the money!

13. What would you never do, unless you were paid a billion dollars? Answer these question. Oh wait! Dman it! ah well... Um... I don't know. Give me a billion dollars, and ask me again afterwards, 'k?

14. What time is it? It's either Party Time, or it's time to feed the donkey. I keep forgetting.

15. Where do I put Mr. Pee Pee? Nevermind that, where did you put Pedro??

16. Can you pinpoint Baluchistan on a map? Yes, I could, but why would I want to? After all, we all know that X marks the spot - but the treasure is mine, all mine!
http://www.fablevision.com/northstar/make/starsetc/xmarksthespot.gif

17. Are mullets cool? ...
http://www.ilovemullets.com/images/mulletboy3.gif 'nuff said.

18. Have you ever stolen anything? Are you the police? Or are you a musician?

19. ...from your parents? We're such a happy family. Thank you, pharmaceutical companies :-)
http://www2.europe-nikon.com/templateImages/happy-family.jpg

20. Cream cheese. Good or bad? Now that's the true root of all evil! Aha, so #10 was just a trick question? I'm on to you, mister!

21. If my computer's American, why does it have an Irish accent? Because it's a wee drunk bastard, infected by a leprechaun from Gaoth Dobhair with God knows what on St. Paddy's day. Sláinte, ya wanker!
http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/9836/leprechaunzp7.th.jpg (http://img204.imageshack.us/my.php?image=leprechaunzp7.jpg)


22. Who, out of absolutely anyone, would you have in your harem? You.

22. Which NSer would you have in your harem? You :fluffle: ...and
http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/5642/classifiedlogoir9.gif


Well, that killed 10 minutes...

That's a lot of pictures for this thread, isn't it?

As for the questions themselves: Meh, not now.

We are the Ennui of Borg. Amusement is futile. You will be... *Collective yawn*

1. How are you today? What is the nature of your insanity?

2. What is the distance to the moon measured in paperclip lengths? i. As in the square root of -1.

3. What colour underwear have you got on? White. From what I hear, they're so common around here because of the sheer number of used Klan sheets laying around.

4. Would you ever watch a hentai anime? Given my dorm, it might not be my choice.

5. Would you ever watch anime full-stop? HADOKEN!... I mean, see above. *yawn*

6. Have you ever eaten a baguette? Ja. Creme brulee is a far better expression of French cuisine.

7. Do you find it ironic that the pigment "Prussian blue" contains cyanide? Since when are expressions of human ignorance ironic?

8. What do bullfrogs eat? Flies, especially shoo flies.

9. What do frogbulls eat? Spam. :)

10. Is prostitution the root of all evil? No, it's evil^(3/2). I can provide the proof if you want.

11. If you were on the verge of starvation, would you eat one of your own toes? I find consuming yourself to sustain oneself to be a bit pointless, don't you think?

12. Have you ever been skinnydipping? Where I live, there is a sad combination of a lack of large bodies of water, prudish social mores, and lynch mobs. So that would be a no.

13. What would you never do, unless you were paid a billion dollars? I like this "give away a million dollars" response... but let's make it $100 million, so that political campaigning doesn't come into play.

14. What time is it? I'm playing UT99 with friends on LAN... the map is StalwartXL... IT'S HAMMER TIME!

15. Where do I put Mr. Pee Pee? You know, you really need a Nintendo Wii. Even if you already have one.

16. Can you pinpoint Baluchistan on a map? First, name your reality.

17. Are mullets cool? And I would care about this why, exactly?

18. Have you ever stolen anything? I'm in your computer, stealing your Interwebs...

19. ...from your parents? Is stealing from your parents not the definition of being a child dependent? And were we all not once child dependents?

20. Cream cheese. Good or bad? Hey, that was MY cream cheese!

21. If my computer's American, why does it have an Irish accent? Well, see, there was this potato famine in the early 1840's...

22. Who, out of absolutely anyone, would you have in your harem? In the multiverse, there is infinite time, and infinite possibilities. Can I at least have a little time to search?

22. Which NSer would you have in your harem? Ask me tomorrow.

That's a lot of pictures for this thread, isn't it?

The pictures makes it better... And it made me spend at least two more minutes on the post, when I was in an urgent need of wasting time. I wish I could have even more than 10 pics... Oh well. Here's one for you: :)

1. How are you today? Fine.
2. What is the distance to the moon measured in paperclip lengths? I don't know.
3. What colour underwear have you got on? (if any) White.
4. Would you ever watch a hentai anime? I wouldn't go out of my way for it, but yes.
5. Would you ever watch anime full-stop? See Q.4.
6. Have you ever eaten a baguette? Not a whole one.
7. Do you find it ironic that the pigment "Prussian blue" contains cyanide? I think I'm missing the knowledge necessary to getting that irony.
8. What do bullfrogs eat? I don't know. Insects?
9. What do frogbulls eat? I don't think frogbulls exist.
10. Is prostitution the root of all evil? No, that would be capitalism and the patriarchy.
11. If you were on the verge of starvation, would you eat one of your own toes? I don't know.
12. Have you ever been skinnydipping? Yes.
13. What would you never do, unless you were paid a billion dollars? It's a long list.
14. What time is it? 2:17p.m.
15. Where do I put Mr. Pee Pee? Where you do think?
16. Can you pinpoint Baluchistan on a map? No.
17. Are mullets cool? Sometimes.
18. Have you ever stolen anything? Yes.
19. ...from your parents? Yes.
20. Cream cheese. Good or bad? Good.
21. If my computer's American, why does it have an Irish accent? It doesn't.
22. Who, out of absolutely anyone, would you have in your harem? My wife.
22. Which NSer would you have in your harem? I don't know any personally.