NationStates Jolt Archive


Problem or Solution?

Lunatic Goofballs
08-01-2007, 12:15
Are you part of the problem or part of the solution?

I got into a semi-argument with my step-father over politics. I say semi-argument because anybody here on NationStates ought to know by now that debating me is like nailing jell-o to the wall. :)

He called me "part of the problem". To which I replied, "Just part?"

:)

Anyhoo... there's a poll around here somewhere....
Lydania
08-01-2007, 12:17
I'm part of the problem, of course, because I believe strongly in a hybrid of socialism and libertarianism.
Monkeypimp
08-01-2007, 12:18
Are you part of the problem or part of the solution?

I got into a semi-argument with my step-father over politics. I say semi-argument because anybody here on NationStates ought to know by now that debating me is like nailing jell-o to the wall. :)

He called me "part of the problem". To which I replied, "Just part?"

:)

Anyhoo... there's a poll around here somewhere....

I'm most of the problem. Although solving me would therefore get you most of the solution, so it makes things easy if you can do it..
Lunatic Goofballs
08-01-2007, 12:20
I'm most of the problem. Although solving me would therefore get you most of the solution, so it makes things easy if you can do it..

You are a human Sudoku. :p
Lydania
08-01-2007, 12:20
You are a human Sudoku. :p

I do Sudoku well when I'm stoned. I guess that means that I should smoke a bowl and solve the world's problems.
Austar Union
08-01-2007, 12:21
I am the solution.

F34R Me!
Cabra West
08-01-2007, 12:22
Candy sounds good. :D


Is that a problem?
Xeniph
08-01-2007, 12:24
I'm part of the problem, of course, because I believe strongly in a hybrid of socialism and libertarianism.

Hear, Hear!
The Infinite Dunes
08-01-2007, 12:26
If you're not part of the solution you're part of the precipitate.

*explodes in a fanfare of geekiness*
Lydania
08-01-2007, 12:28
If you're not part of the solution you're part of the precipitate.

*explodes in a fanfare of geekiness*

I love you. I highly suspect that you're male, however. If you are male, please accept my gay!love.

<3 geeks
Gataway_Driver
08-01-2007, 13:23
I like beer
The Infinite Dunes
08-01-2007, 13:25
I love you. I highly suspect that you're male, however. If you are male, please accept my gay!love.

<3 geeks*accpets the gay!love graciously* Why the '!' though?

I was going to refute my geekiness for a while, but then I remembered how I freaked out when I thought I'd lost my favourite screwdriver, and that I own books such as 'H2O: A Biography of Water' and a 'Journey to the Centre of the Earth'. I fail at being a cool kid. :(
Hamilay
08-01-2007, 13:29
If you're not part of the solution you're part of the precipitate.

*explodes in a fanfare of geekiness*
What about the suspension? :p
The Infinite Dunes
08-01-2007, 13:38
What about the suspension? :pThat just means you're currently under going through emotional turmoil. Eventually you will settle and become part of the precipitate. They always do.

*this post is certified as being 100% humourless* :(
Nobel Hobos
08-01-2007, 13:48
Fapping under the bleachers, definitely.

Whoever built those bleachers and left the little gaps under each seat was an evil genius. My kind of genius!
Whereyouthinkyougoing
08-01-2007, 13:55
Under the bleachers?

Amateurs.
Nobel Hobos
08-01-2007, 14:00
Easier for some!
Nobel Hobos
08-01-2007, 14:12
LG should really be a mod.

Yeah, I know he has little Goofballs and is short on sleep.
Yeah, he's got some kind of job.
Yeah, yeah, he's such a nice guy he'd never be able to ban anyone.

But a mod who could slap down "Permabanned, pending a sense of humour." We need that.
Risottia
08-01-2007, 14:24
He called me "part of the problem". To which I replied, "Just part?"


What part? Just to be accurate... ;)
Dryks Legacy
08-01-2007, 14:31
I'm a part of many problems, and a few solutions... which problem is this thread actually about?
Nobel Hobos
08-01-2007, 14:53
I'm a part of many problems, and a few solutions... which problem is this thread actually about?

:D You win the thread.
Andaluciae
08-01-2007, 14:57
Problem and Solution, as I create chaos, and then resolve it at my leisure.
Lunatic Goofballs
08-01-2007, 19:07
LG should really be a mod.

Yeah, I know he has little Goofballs and is short on sleep.
Yeah, he's got some kind of job.
Yeah, yeah, he's such a nice guy he'd never be able to ban anyone.

But a mod who could slap down "Permabanned, pending a sense of humour." We need that.

Just what I need: Authority. :)
Kanabia
08-01-2007, 19:10
I'm sure the overwhelming majority of people see me as part of the problem in some form or another.
IL Ruffino
08-01-2007, 19:12
Tap my ass and call me Bud!
Czardas
08-01-2007, 19:12
I'm the solvent.
JuNii
08-01-2007, 19:13
Depends on one's point of view. I argue for moderation and for patience. some may see that as being part of the problem, others part of the solution.
Lunatic Goofballs
08-01-2007, 19:17
I'm the solvent.

YAY! :D
Ifreann
08-01-2007, 19:23
I'm both. My left side is part of the problem, and my right side is part of the solution.

I'm also videotaping the ones fapping under the bleachers.
PedroTheDonkey
08-01-2007, 20:40
I am a totally separate problem with a unique and independent solution. The resolution of said problem may, however, give much needed information and experience to solving of the original problem. However, I seem to have eaten the solution in a moment of hunger-induced-frenzy.
Laerod
08-01-2007, 20:45
I am the solution.

F34R Me!Forty-two, is that you? :confused:
Turquoise Days
08-01-2007, 20:45
I'm the solution... the final solution!


er...



yeah. >.>
Nova Boozia
08-01-2007, 20:48
I'm the problem, right up to the point where you start trying to solve me, at which point I become the solution and make you look stupid. Then I vanish once again into the infinite network of problematic solutions and solutionatic problems!
Big Jim P
08-01-2007, 20:48
Tap my ass and call me Bud!

I've now had my laugh for the day. Thank you ruffy.
Desperate Measures
08-01-2007, 20:52
I was part of the solution but I decided to go where the money was. Sorry, guys.
Farnhamia
08-01-2007, 20:53
I was part of the solution but I decided to go where the money was. Sorry, guys.

Just like Bach. It's sad, really.
Desperate Measures
08-01-2007, 20:55
Just like Bach. It's sad, really.

Shiny, expensive things (I've found) alleviate 25% of the sadness.
Farnhamia
08-01-2007, 20:56
Shiny, expensive things (I've found) alleviate 25% of the sadness.

Closer to 40% in my case, but women are allowed a larger expensive shiny-thing allocation.
Vernasia
08-01-2007, 20:56
Right now, I'm part of the problem.
But I'm working to become part of the solution.
Ladamesansmerci
08-01-2007, 20:57
On full moons, I'm a part of the solution. On half moons, I'm a part of the problem. All the other days, I'm just a random floating bubble.
Big Jim P
08-01-2007, 20:57
Shiny, expensive things (I've found) alleviate 25% of the sadness.

And at 100% of your income, just ask my wife.
Farnhamia
08-01-2007, 20:58
Right now, I'm part of the problem.
But I'm working to become part of the solution.

Do, but please try to retain a sense of humor while you're about it. There's nothing worse than an overly earnest, humorless idealist.
Farnhamia
08-01-2007, 20:59
And at 100% of your income, just ask my wife.

Why else would you work and put up with all that angst, if not to provide expensive shiny things for your wife?
Desperate Measures
08-01-2007, 21:01
Closer to 40% in my case, but women are allowed a larger expensive shiny-thing allocation.

Nothing makes a woman truly sad than lack of shiny, expensive thing.



I didn't say that and you will NOT tell my wife that I did.
Big Jim P
08-01-2007, 21:02
Why else would you work and put up with all that angst, if not to provide expensive shiny things for your wife?

Beer, at least until I got married.:D
Big Jim P
08-01-2007, 21:04
Nothing makes a woman truly sad than lack of shiny, expensive thing.



I didn't say that and you will NOT tell my wife that I did.

Any man who tells another mans wife that her husband said something like this, immediately forfiets his man-card.
Farnhamia
08-01-2007, 21:05
Beer, at least until I got married.:D

Until you got married, sure. :D Afterwards, well, you did utter those words ... "I do." That means you certainly will.
Desperate Measures
08-01-2007, 21:06
Any man who tells another mans wife that her husband said something like this, immediately forfiets his man-card.

And has to wear a pink dress for a week. And see one football game during that period.
Farnhamia
08-01-2007, 21:09
And has to wear a pink dress for a week. And see one football game during that period.

Attend one game, I'm sure you mean.
Desperate Measures
08-01-2007, 21:14
Attend one game, I'm sure you mean.

Ah, yes. Thank-you. Attend.