NationStates Jolt Archive


worship this

Murderous maniacs
08-01-2007, 02:28
http://images.faces.com/so/w600/h800/1459252.jpg
would you believe this is a pic of me? :D
Kiryu-shi
08-01-2007, 02:29
Jesus the Murderous maniac?
Lydania
08-01-2007, 02:31
would you believe this is a pic of me? :D

Yup.
Chietuste
08-01-2007, 02:31
:rolleyes:
Neo Kervoskia
08-01-2007, 02:34
He's going to molest kittens!
Zarakon
08-01-2007, 02:34
Am I the only person who half-expected some reference to a male sexual organ?
Murderous maniacs
08-01-2007, 02:39
i felt that i had to post that pic because far too many people i know are calling me jesus because of it, so i thought it would be interesting to see what you guys think.
dad wants me to visit a church on easter dressed like that, though it'd probably get me lynched
Neo Kervoskia
08-01-2007, 02:39
i felt that i had to post that pic because far too many people i know are calling me jesus because of it, so i thought it would be interesting to see what you guys think.
dad wants me to visit a church on easter dressed like that, though it'd probably get me lynched

Why do you look like a midget?
Bjarne Stroustrup
08-01-2007, 02:39
Was Jesus about to stick his head in the oven?!?!!!
Bodies Without Organs
08-01-2007, 02:40
Jesus was white?
Murderous maniacs
08-01-2007, 02:47
Why do you look like a midget?
i guess i'm not that tall, though i'm not amazingly short.
Was Jesus about to stick his head in the oven?!?!!!
nah, too much effort. that and it's an electric oven
Kryozerkia
08-01-2007, 02:48
http://lesitedenini.free.fr/rabbit_pancake.jpg
Zarakon
08-01-2007, 02:50
http://lesitedenini.free.fr/rabbit_pancake.jpg

I love that picture.
Murderous maniacs
08-01-2007, 02:59
i wonder if this thread is just going to turn into a random pictures thread?
Vetalia
08-01-2007, 03:03
I always figured the afterlife was eternity with Jesus in a Soviet-style apartment.
Neesika
08-01-2007, 03:04
i felt that i had to post that pic because far too many people i know are calling me jesus because of it, so i thought it would be interesting to see what you guys think.
dad wants me to visit a church on easter dressed like that, though it'd probably get me lynched

Question: are you old enough for me to legally molest you?
Sel Appa
08-01-2007, 03:05
That's almost how I wish to look...just longer hair and beard...:D
Murderous maniacs
08-01-2007, 03:07
Question: are you old enough for me to legally molest you?
yes, now the question is: are you female?
Neesika
08-01-2007, 03:09
yes, now the question is: are you female?

Yes, but isn't there a saying about all people claiming to be female on teh intrawebz actually being male....?
The Brevious
08-01-2007, 03:10
Jesus the Murderous maniac?

Check Revelation.

:(
Murderous maniacs
08-01-2007, 03:15
Yes, but isn't there a saying about all people claiming to be female on teh intrawebz actually being male....?
the internet: where men are men, where women are men and children are FBI agents
Neesika
08-01-2007, 03:18
the internet: where men are men, where women are men and children are FBI agents
That's the one! But not me, I'm the real thing;) Anyway, I like the picture, but where I come from you wouldn't be labelled 'white'...more's the better :P
Murderous maniacs
08-01-2007, 03:23
That's the one! But not me, I'm the real thing;) Anyway, I like the picture, but where I come from you wouldn't be labelled 'white'...more's the better :P
woo! it's been far too long since the last time i was molested by a woman.
i don't care about being called white. jesus looked jewish, which is why i look like that.
Neesika
08-01-2007, 03:25
woo! it's been far too long since the last time i was molested by a woman.

Hmmm...would it bother you to be lashed to a cross and molested? It's something I've always wanted to do :D
Murderous maniacs
08-01-2007, 03:27
Hmmm...would it bother you to be lashed to a cross and molested? It's something I've always wanted to do :D
sounds like it could be interesting...
and i'm sure i could find equally good things to ask for in return...
Neesika
08-01-2007, 03:30
sounds like it could be interesting...
and i'm sure i could find equally good things to ask for in return...

As long as you don't make me dress up in buckskin and answer to 'Pocahontas'. I'm pretty pliant otherwise:p
Murderous maniacs
08-01-2007, 03:31
As long as you don't make me dress up in buckskin and answer to 'Pocahontas'. I'm pretty pliant otherwise:p
it's a deal. anyway, the schoolgirl/maid/catgirl looks are all better than that, anyway :D
Neesika
08-01-2007, 03:34
it's a deal. anyway, the schoolgirl/maid/catgirl looks are all better than that, anyway :D

You give up to easily...I look hot in buckskin :)
Murderous maniacs
08-01-2007, 03:38
You give up to easily...I look hot in buckskin :)
fine, then i'll go for the buckskin, but i won't make you answer to Pocahontas. will that do?
Neesika
08-01-2007, 03:39
fine, then i'll go for the buckskin, but i won't make you answer to Pocahontas. will that do?

Deal :p Give me a moment to ask my husband and Master;)
Murderous maniacs
08-01-2007, 03:41
Deal :p Give me a moment to ask my husband and Master;)
i'll be waiting...
The Tribes Of Longton
08-01-2007, 04:33
Jesus was white?
Of course he was. Don't you follow the book of Mormon?
http://www.i4m.com/think/jpeg/joseph-smith-photo.jpg
Dumb, dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb!