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Cross Country T-Shirts

Buristan
07-01-2007, 21:07
Every year, my cross country team puts a sexual innuendo on the back of our Tees, any ideas for 2007
Buristan
07-01-2007, 21:24
Examples are:

We Do It With Girls (Cross Country is Coed)

It's Long...
It's Hard...
It's a 5K Meet (We run a five kilometer race)

1/69 Kenyan (See if you can find the joke in this one)

Chicks Dig Guys with Endurance (do I need to say anything at all?)
Sarkhaan
07-01-2007, 21:28
Harder, Longer, Faster was mine from senior year

We Do It In The Woods was junior year
Buristan
07-01-2007, 21:33
Harder, Longer, Faster was mine from senior year

We Do It In The Woods was junior year

haha, I like the first one, we were thinking about doing the second one too.

Our girls tried to be funny this year, but they failed horribly.


"We are those fast girls your mother warned you about."


Not Funny


The original spelling on the It's Long It's Hard one was meat, rather than Meet, but we had to put some iron-ons over it.
Ralina
07-01-2007, 22:29
Harder, Longer, Faster was mine from senior year


This will just make everyone think you are fans of Daft Punk. If you think Daft Punk is awesome though, go for it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQNZ1Uls3xQ
Call to power
07-01-2007, 22:33
your going to wear clothes in cross country :confused:
Desperate Measures
07-01-2007, 22:52
Vagina.


I'm not good at innuendo...
Milagia
07-01-2007, 23:11
My team was gonna do "We Suck At Big Meets" or "We Love Big Meets" but our coach wouldnt let us:headbang:
MrWho
07-01-2007, 23:14
I'm not sure if this will work but:

"We cream the opposition"
Yootopia
07-01-2007, 23:14
"We like it rough"

Ta-da!
Buristan
12-01-2007, 04:25
your going to wear clothes in cross country :confused:

Well, only when we have to, then we break out the short shorts, and the thongs(but only after drinking quite a bit:D )
West Spartiala
12-01-2007, 04:58
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQNZ1Uls3xQ

What are they doing to those poor smurfs?
Dryks Legacy
12-01-2007, 05:47
I'm not very good at this but how about

"Nice guys finish last"
Buristan
15-01-2007, 04:15
What do you guys think of this one


Our Meets are Huge


and

More Meet than most.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
15-01-2007, 04:27
I'm not very good at this but how about

"Nice guys finish last"
I like that! Innuendo and you save face if you lose. It's win-win! :p
Buristan
15-01-2007, 04:28
I like that! Innuendo and you save face if you lose. It's win-win! :p

Where is the innuendo in it?