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Google - Do no Evil. Really?

Rubiconic Crossings
07-01-2007, 20:07
To avoid confusion this is a Aprils 1st joke.

I did not realise when I posted it Doh!

http://www.vnunet.com/vnunet/news/2153220/google-brand-moon

Google to advertise on the moon

Search giant pays $1bn for lunar rights
Arif Pollo, vnunet.com 01 Apr 2006

In the most wide-scale advertising attempt ever known, Google plans to brand its logo into the surface of the moon so that it is visible from Earth.

The search giant will pay the US government an estimated $1bn for the rights to the lunar land.

"You've heard of Google Mars and Google Earth, where we show you maps of those planets? Well this is Google Moon, where we become the world's biggest brand," said an unnamed source at the company.

The Americans were the first to lay claim to the moon back in July 1969 when Neil Armstrong took "one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind".

Planting the flag on the Moon's surface has always been considered a gesture of being there first, but that claim has now paid off in real money terms for the US government.

Google announced this week that it would sell a further 5.3 billion shares to raise $2.1bn.

Google's official filing to the Securities and Exchange Commission said that the sale of shares was designed to raise additional capital for future acquisitions, but the company declined to be more specific about any current agreements or commitments.

Analysts speculated at the time that the company must have a major purchase in mind and it is now clear where the funds will be heading.
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Jesus fucking christ on a half broken crutch. These fuckers are insane.

I cannot begin to describe how revolting this is.
Londim
07-01-2007, 20:10
First Google took over Earth. Next is the Moon. Then The Universe. I for one welcome our new Googlian Overlords
Call to power
07-01-2007, 20:11
Lolz you sir have been fooled
English Humour
07-01-2007, 20:16
Is today no-thinking day?
Call to power
07-01-2007, 20:19
Is today no-thinking day?

what is this "th-in-king" you speak of?:p
Rubiconic Crossings
07-01-2007, 20:20
Lolz you sir have been fooled

What? Google moved April first as well????

:(

damn! yokes on me then! LOL
Rubiconic Crossings
07-01-2007, 20:26
What? Google moved April first as well????

:(

damn! yokes on me then! LOL

Shit. I swear I checked the date and it said Jan 5 2007...not April 1st. Until I looked again.

Gah.

they're still bastards though!! LOL
Call to power
07-01-2007, 20:31
SNIP

it took me a minuet to see the April first but luckily I had already done a thread today on the Moon so I know that it has the same classification as international waters

In short I think you should always check the comments
Druidville
07-01-2007, 20:33
...and think it'll be in the archives for everyone to see. :D

check the date,first. And don't trust news posted on April 1, ever.
CthulhuFhtagn
07-01-2007, 20:50
Anyways, it's pretty obviously fake, since no one has legal rights to the moon, according to International Treaty.
The Pacifist Womble
07-01-2007, 20:57
I believe it's "Don't be evil".

If Google want to bring financial ruin to themselves, I don't mind.
Kinda Sensible people
07-01-2007, 20:58
it took me a minuet to see the April first but luckily I had already done a thread today on the Moon so I know that it has the same classification as international waters

Really? It only took me a Gigue!
Andaluciae
07-01-2007, 21:07
Yeah, the American Empire is flippin' suh-weet!
English Humour
07-01-2007, 21:07
Really? It only took me a Gigue!

Stop making jokes only the French understand! :(
Sel Appa
07-01-2007, 21:25
Wtf...


I hate Google even more now...
CthulhuFhtagn
07-01-2007, 21:31
Wtf...


I hate Google even more now...

It's an April Fool's article. Read the goddamn thread.
Hydesland
07-01-2007, 21:33
Why would google need anymore advertising? I challenge anyone to find anyone who has the internet who hasn't heard of google.
Ariddia
07-01-2007, 21:37
This bit should have told you it was a joke:


The search giant will pay the US government an estimated $1bn for the rights to the lunar land.


The moon doesn't belong to the US. Nor does any part of it... not even where Armstrong stuck the US flag. Under international law, no individual or nation may law claim to any part of the moon.

Trust me, five years ago I waded through heaps of legal texts on space law for a project a uni in my graduation year.
The Aeson
07-01-2007, 22:00
This bit should have told you it was a joke:



The moon doesn't belong to the US. Nor does any part of it... not even where Armstrong stuck the US flag. Under international law, no individual or nation may law claim to any part of the moon.

Trust me, five years ago I waded through heaps of legal texts on space law for a project a uni in my graduation year.

What about corporations? ;)
CthulhuFhtagn
07-01-2007, 22:01
What about corporations? ;)

They'd have to buy it, but no one can sell it to them.
Ariddia
07-01-2007, 22:37
What about corporations? ;)

They can't either. Can't be bought, can't be sold, can't be claimed. ;)

The amusing thing is that, if you built a building on the moon, the building would be yours but not the land it's built on.
Kyronea
07-01-2007, 22:39
May I ask just what exactly would be so bad about a company advertising in this manner? I can't see why it would be.