NationStates Jolt Archive


Iraq May Have Been Behind the Oklahoma City Bombings

RuleCaucasia
07-01-2007, 00:30
The puzzle pieces fit together quite nicely, and such a theory would explain many of the previously unaccountable shreds of evidence. What the investigate journalist posited is indeed a very likely scenario. Does anybody need more proof that Iraq was sponsoring terrorism?

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,153966,00.html
The Nazz
07-01-2007, 00:33
How do you manage to walk and breathe at the same time? I'm thoroughly convinced that you have no frontal lobe activity.
Celtlund
07-01-2007, 00:39
Yea! Another conspiracy theory.
http://www.nearlygood.com/smilies/popcorn.gifhttp://www.nearlygood.com/smilies/pint.gif
Fartsniffage
07-01-2007, 00:40
Is that story on the real Foxnews website or is that a spoof site?
Smunkeeville
07-01-2007, 00:40
go troll elsewhere.
Bitchkitten
07-01-2007, 00:41
LOL
Jokes on me I waited five minutes for stupid jolt to load the page and this is what I got. Nazz is correct.
Turquoise Days
07-01-2007, 00:41
I feel sick.
Arinola
07-01-2007, 00:41
You must have gotten bored of some of us in your thread with the Vietnam War in it-which, apparently, America won.
Remember kids, citing fox is a no-no.
Fartsniffage
07-01-2007, 00:41
go troll elsewhere.

Aww Smunkee can't we keep him?

We promise to walk him and feed him and love him and bath him.

Can we...please?
Smunkeeville
07-01-2007, 00:42
Is that story on the real Foxnews website or is that a spoof site?

there is an actual reporter around here who, well former reporter, who makes money off of her "theory".........it's disgusting.
RuleCaucasia
07-01-2007, 00:43
Is that story on the real Foxnews website or is that a spoof site?

It is the official site. You can Google it if you so desire to verify its veracity.
JuNii
07-01-2007, 00:43
The puzzle pieces fit together quite nicely, and such a theory would explain many of the previously unaccountable shreds of evidence. What the investigate journalist posited is indeed a very likely scenario. Does anybody need more proof that Iraq was sponsoring terrorism?

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,153966,00.html

I read a similar report, but it wasn't on fox news.
Germanalasia
07-01-2007, 00:44
I like the way the journalist finishes with
That's My Word.
... Praise be to Him and His Word, for His Word is Law... ¬.¬

In short, that's about as foolish as the rest of this RuleCaucasia's presumptions.
The Nazz
07-01-2007, 00:47
there is an actual reporter around here who, well former reporter, who makes money off of her "theory".........it's disgusting.

It's equally disgusting that Fox gives face time to people like John Gibson who help peddle this crap to a national audience.
Congo--Kinshasa
07-01-2007, 00:55
It's equally disgusting that Fox gives face time to people like John Gibson who help peddle this crap to a national audience.

It's even more disgusting that said crap is actually accepted by part of the national audience.
Allegheny County 2
07-01-2007, 00:58
The puzzle pieces fit together quite nicely, and such a theory would explain many of the previously unaccountable shreds of evidence. What the investigate journalist posited is indeed a very likely scenario. Does anybody need more proof that Iraq was sponsoring terrorism?

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,153966,00.html

A one year old story? Do you have anything more current Rule? This is pathetic.
Czardas
07-01-2007, 00:59
Iraq also engineered the Holocaust and the Great Chicago Fire, and William J. Clinton is actually an Iraqi secret agent in disguise. Plus, Iraq is the headquarters of the Secret World Government, and that's why the media is saying there's all this violence and stuff going on there, so that no-one will go in to find it. Before they tried to use the Saddam Hussein ploy, but that didn't work either. It's all a liberal media conspiracy to hide the fact that Iraq is planning on leading a communist army of mindless drones to invade the free Western world.

I HAVE PROOF! I SAW IT ON THE INTERNET! RIGHT HERE (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=12180039&posted=1#post12180039)!
The Nazz
07-01-2007, 01:01
A one year old story? Do you have anything more current Rule? This is pathetic.

It's pathetic to refer to what he linked to as a story--it barely even rises to the level of innuendo and is more along the lines of "completely made up shit."
Congo--Kinshasa
07-01-2007, 01:01
It's pathetic to refer to what he linked to as a story--it barely even rises to the level of innuendo and is more along the lines of "completely made up shit."

QFT.
Dorstfeld
07-01-2007, 01:09
I really like his style. Did I say that before?

hint...someone's taking the piss, and it ain't Dorstfeld.
JuNii
07-01-2007, 01:09
It's pathetic to refer to what he linked to as a story--it barely even rises to the level of innuendo and is more along the lines of "completely made up shit."

well, "Completel made up shit" is a story... a fantasy, or science fiction, but a story none the less. :p
Pyotr
07-01-2007, 01:14
My lawyer will be contacting you about the settlement for the million odd brain cells I just lost.
Ariddia
07-01-2007, 01:25
It's pathetic to refer to what he linked to as a story--it barely even rises to the level of innuendo and is more along the lines of "completely made up shit."

Indeed.

Not being American, it takes something like this for me to realise to what depths Fox News actually can actually sink.
CthulhuFhtagn
07-01-2007, 01:26
Jesus. And I thought it was bad when Fox took the "Moon Landing Conspiracy" people seriously.
Caraliwaith
07-01-2007, 01:27
Fox News, notable for its fair and balanced reporting!

I'd also like to correct a grammatical error:

If McVeigh were just the grunt

If McVeigh was just the grunt
Congo--Kinshasa
07-01-2007, 01:30
Indeed.

Not being American, it takes something like this for me to realise to what depths Fox News actually can actually sink.

It's almost as if they try to sink this low.
Gravlen
07-01-2007, 01:32
http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/4572/smileytroutsmack22lw.gif

That's all I have to say.
New Stalinberg
07-01-2007, 01:33
OP, you fail.
Avisron
07-01-2007, 01:34
It is equally possible that an Invisable Pink Leprechaun or the Flying Spaghetti Monster [or maybe both] destroyed the Oklahoma City buildings.
Allegheny County 2
07-01-2007, 01:35
It is equally possible that an Invisable Pink Leprechaun or the Flying Spaghetti Monster [or maybe both] destroyed the Oklahoma City buildings.

Building. Singular.
Congo--Kinshasa
07-01-2007, 01:36
It is equally possible that an Invisable Pink Leprechaun or the Flying Spaghetti Monster [or maybe both] destroyed the Oklahoma City buildings.

Bah, I deduced that years ago.

*runs*
Avisron
07-01-2007, 01:36
Building. Singular.

Typo.
Avisron
07-01-2007, 01:36
Bah, I deduced that years ago.

*runs*

Yay! More people know the truth!
RuleCaucasia
07-01-2007, 01:54
A one year old story? Do you have anything more current Rule? This is pathetic.

Again, I unearthed the link, albeit protractedly, while perusing NewGrounds.
Gravlen
07-01-2007, 01:55
Again, I unearthed the link, albeit protractedly, while perusing NewGrounds.

You should stay the hell away from that place, if it leads to this!
The Lone Alliance
07-01-2007, 02:02
How do you manage to walk and breathe at the same time? I'm thoroughly convinced that you have no frontal lobe activity.
You don't need the Frontal lobe. It just gives you those useless emotions, NeoCons don't need emotions.
Desperate Measures
07-01-2007, 02:13
You know, warning labels on nail polish wouldn't be necessary if people like this wouldn't drink it.
The Nazz
07-01-2007, 02:15
You don't need the Frontal lobe. It just gives you those useless emotions, NeoCons don't need emotions.

I suspect that for neocons, emotions might just get in the way.
Dobbsworld
07-01-2007, 02:17
I suspect that for neocons, emotions might just get in the way.

That certainly is true where cultivating a sense of humour is concerned, at any rate.
Bitchkitten
07-01-2007, 02:31
That certainly is true where cultivating a sense of humour is concerned, at any rate.That's not true- I find his post full of humor. I laughed my ass off.
The Black Forrest
07-01-2007, 02:34
Wasn't Iraq behind WW1, WW2 and the Lindbergh kidnappings?
Sarkhaan
07-01-2007, 02:42
I suspect that for neocons, emotions might just get in the way.

Nah...all of their arguments are based on emotions (usually fear, be it theirs or others).

Facts, on the other hand...well, facts are to neocons what water was to the Wicked Witch of the West.
Darknovae
07-01-2007, 02:43
Wasn't Iraq behind WW1, WW2 and the Lindbergh kidnappings?

It rigged the elections in Germany, making Adolf Hitler take over and kill all teh Jews. It was also behind North Korea's nuke manufacturing.
The Nazz
07-01-2007, 02:45
It rigged the elections in Germany, making Adolf Hitler take over and kill all teh Jews. It was also behind North Korea's nuke manufacturing.

And they created Chuck Norris as the ultimate weapon, but Chuck Norris betrayed them and turned against them.
Darknovae
07-01-2007, 02:53
And they created Chuck Norris as the ultimate weapon, but Chuck Norris betrayed them and turned against them.

I hear they also invented the macarena. :eek:
Socialist Pyrates
07-01-2007, 02:57
has anyone ever started a thread on the gullibility of Faux viewers...
Germanalasia
07-01-2007, 03:21
You don't need to. "Fox viewers" sums it up, I suppose...
Gravlen
07-01-2007, 03:23
I hear they also invented the macarena. :eek:

THE BASTARDS!! http://www.casual-gamers.de/cg/images/smilies/new_2gunsfiring_v1.gif

*Shakes fist*
Congo--Kinshasa
07-01-2007, 03:50
THE BASTARDS!! http://www.casual-gamers.de/cg/images/smilies/new_2gunsfiring_v1.gif

*Shakes fist*

If that's true, then I now fully support the Iraq War.

*disappears*
Darknovae
07-01-2007, 04:12
THE BASTARDS!! http://www.casual-gamers.de/cg/images/smilies/new_2gunsfiring_v1.gif

*Shakes fist*

It's true. Why must they hate freedom? :(
Gravlen
07-01-2007, 04:20
It's true. Why must they hate freedom? :(

They hate the French? :confused:

Anyways, I thought the Ketchup Song was an Iranian thing... But now that you mention it, maybe it was an Iraqi thing? And the second and third Matrix movies? And the Star Wars prequels?? :eek: I knew the term "midi-chlorians" sounded like something Iraqi as well! Not to mention Jar-Jar Binks! Named after the sons of Saddam, Uday and Jar-Jar Hussein! PURE EVIL, I TELL YOU!

I can see clearly now... It all makes sense!
Kyronea
07-01-2007, 04:25
They hate the French? :confused:

Anyways, I thought the Ketchup Song was an Iranian thing... But now that you mention it, maybe it was an Iraqi thing? And the second and third Matrix movies? And the Star Wars prequels?? :eek: I knew the term "midi-chlorians" sounded like something Iraqi as well! Not to mention Jar-Jar Binks! Named after the sons of Saddam, Uday and Jar-Jar Hussein! PURE EVIL, I TELL YOU!

I can see clearly now... It all makes sense!

That's not all they did. They were responsible for William Shatner's hiring on Star Trek and for that lump of barely passable shit called "Star Trek V: The Final Frontier" and the almost equally bad "Star Trek: Nemesis."

They also caused Hurricane Katrina.
Maineiacs
07-01-2007, 04:26
The puzzle pieces fit together quite nicely, and such a theory would explain many of the previously unaccountable shreds of evidence. What the investigate journalist posited is indeed a very likely scenario. Does anybody need more proof that Iraq was sponsoring terrorism?

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,153966,00.html

Here, you'll need this for when the Iraqis unleash their mind control ray...


http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/1267/tinhatyc6.png (http://imageshack.us)
Ostrov Zemlya
07-01-2007, 04:46
I started laughing the second i saw that you'd tried to pass off a Fox news item as a credible source.
Blaming Iraq for the OC bombings is like blaming Iceland for the murder of JFK.
Allegheny County 2
07-01-2007, 04:48
I started laughing the second i saw that you'd tried to pass off a Fox news item as a credible source.
Blaming Iraq for the OC bombings is like blaming Iceland for the murder of JFK.

Iceland had JFK killed? :eek:
The Nazz
07-01-2007, 04:50
Iceland had JFK killed? :eek:

Duh. :D
Allegheny County 2
07-01-2007, 04:51
Duh. :D

And no retaliation? DAMN LBJ and the Democrats :D
Teh_pantless_hero
07-01-2007, 05:42
Yes, puzzle pieces go well together when a hammer is used.
Captain pooby
07-01-2007, 05:54
I don't even Think Iraq had anything to do with OKC. That's gotta say something.
Wallonochia
07-01-2007, 05:56
This is about as stupid as when Norm Olsen thought the Japanese were behind Oklahoma City in supposed retaliation for supposed US involvement in the sarin gas attacks in the Tokyo subway.
Ashmoria
07-01-2007, 06:01
Iceland had JFK killed? :eek:

fucking icelanders

they got mckinley too.
Rubiconic Crossings
07-01-2007, 06:11
It's pathetic to refer to what he linked to as a story--it barely even rises to the level of innuendo and is more along the lines of "completely made up shit."

I think you are being rather kind.
The Nazz
07-01-2007, 06:21
I think you are being rather kind.

Well, that forumban a couple of months ago stung, so I try to hold back a bit. ;)
Rubiconic Crossings
07-01-2007, 06:22
Well, that forumban a couple of months ago stung, so I try to hold back a bit. ;)

HA!!! yeah :(
Pyotr
07-01-2007, 06:43
This makes my brain hurt, can we please let it sink into its grave and fill it in with cement already?

http://www.trephination.net/gallery/macros/endthread.gif
Maineiacs
07-01-2007, 07:31
I hear they also invented the macarena. :eek:

That alone would justify the invasion.