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The puzzle pieces fit together quite nicely, and such a theory would explain many of the previously unaccountable shreds of evidence. What the investigate journalist posited is indeed a very likely scenario. Does anybody need more proof that Iraq was sponsoring terrorism?

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,153966,00.html

How do you manage to walk and breathe at the same time? I'm thoroughly convinced that you have no frontal lobe activity.

Yea! Another conspiracy theory.
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Is that story on the real Foxnews website or is that a spoof site?

go troll elsewhere.

LOL
Jokes on me I waited five minutes for stupid jolt to load the page and this is what I got. Nazz is correct.

I feel sick.

You must have gotten bored of some of us in your thread with the Vietnam War in it-which, apparently, America won.
Remember kids, citing fox is a no-no.

go troll elsewhere.

Aww Smunkee can't we keep him?

We promise to walk him and feed him and love him and bath him.

Can we...please?

Is that story on the real Foxnews website or is that a spoof site?

there is an actual reporter around here who, well former reporter, who makes money off of her "theory".........it's disgusting.

Is that story on the real Foxnews website or is that a spoof site?

It is the official site. You can Google it if you so desire to verify its veracity.

The puzzle pieces fit together quite nicely, and such a theory would explain many of the previously unaccountable shreds of evidence. What the investigate journalist posited is indeed a very likely scenario. Does anybody need more proof that Iraq was sponsoring terrorism?

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,153966,00.html

I read a similar report, but it wasn't on fox news.

I like the way the journalist finishes with
That's My Word.
... Praise be to Him and His Word, for His Word is Law... ¬.¬

In short, that's about as foolish as the rest of this RuleCaucasia's presumptions.

there is an actual reporter around here who, well former reporter, who makes money off of her "theory".........it's disgusting.

It's equally disgusting that Fox gives face time to people like John Gibson who help peddle this crap to a national audience.

It's equally disgusting that Fox gives face time to people like John Gibson who help peddle this crap to a national audience.

It's even more disgusting that said crap is actually accepted by part of the national audience.

The puzzle pieces fit together quite nicely, and such a theory would explain many of the previously unaccountable shreds of evidence. What the investigate journalist posited is indeed a very likely scenario. Does anybody need more proof that Iraq was sponsoring terrorism?

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,153966,00.html

A one year old story? Do you have anything more current Rule? This is pathetic.

Iraq also engineered the Holocaust and the Great Chicago Fire, and William J. Clinton is actually an Iraqi secret agent in disguise. Plus, Iraq is the headquarters of the Secret World Government, and that's why the media is saying there's all this violence and stuff going on there, so that no-one will go in to find it. Before they tried to use the Saddam Hussein ploy, but that didn't work either. It's all a liberal media conspiracy to hide the fact that Iraq is planning on leading a communist army of mindless drones to invade the free Western world.

I HAVE PROOF! I SAW IT ON THE INTERNET! RIGHT HERE (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=12180039&posted=1#post12180039)!

A one year old story? Do you have anything more current Rule? This is pathetic.

It's pathetic to refer to what he linked to as a story--it barely even rises to the level of innuendo and is more along the lines of "completely made up shit."

It's pathetic to refer to what he linked to as a story--it barely even rises to the level of innuendo and is more along the lines of "completely made up shit."

QFT.

I really like his style. Did I say that before?

hint...someone's taking the piss, and it ain't Dorstfeld.

It's pathetic to refer to what he linked to as a story--it barely even rises to the level of innuendo and is more along the lines of "completely made up shit."

well, "Completel made up shit" is a story... a fantasy, or science fiction, but a story none the less. :p

My lawyer will be contacting you about the settlement for the million odd brain cells I just lost.

It's pathetic to refer to what he linked to as a story--it barely even rises to the level of innuendo and is more along the lines of "completely made up shit."

Indeed.

Not being American, it takes something like this for me to realise to what depths Fox News actually can actually sink.

Jesus. And I thought it was bad when Fox took the "Moon Landing Conspiracy" people seriously.

Fox News, notable for its fair and balanced reporting!

I'd also like to correct a grammatical error:

If McVeigh were just the grunt

If McVeigh was just the grunt

Indeed.

Not being American, it takes something like this for me to realise to what depths Fox News actually can actually sink.

It's almost as if they try to sink this low.

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That's all I have to say.

OP, you fail.

It is equally possible that an Invisable Pink Leprechaun or the Flying Spaghetti Monster [or maybe both] destroyed the Oklahoma City buildings.

It is equally possible that an Invisable Pink Leprechaun or the Flying Spaghetti Monster [or maybe both] destroyed the Oklahoma City buildings.

Building. Singular.

It is equally possible that an Invisable Pink Leprechaun or the Flying Spaghetti Monster [or maybe both] destroyed the Oklahoma City buildings.

Bah, I deduced that years ago.

*runs*

Building. Singular.

Typo.

Bah, I deduced that years ago.

*runs*

Yay! More people know the truth!

A one year old story? Do you have anything more current Rule? This is pathetic.

Again, I unearthed the link, albeit protractedly, while perusing NewGrounds.

Again, I unearthed the link, albeit protractedly, while perusing NewGrounds.

You should stay the hell away from that place, if it leads to this!

How do you manage to walk and breathe at the same time? I'm thoroughly convinced that you have no frontal lobe activity.
You don't need the Frontal lobe. It just gives you those useless emotions, NeoCons don't need emotions.

You know, warning labels on nail polish wouldn't be necessary if people like this wouldn't drink it.

You don't need the Frontal lobe. It just gives you those useless emotions, NeoCons don't need emotions.

I suspect that for neocons, emotions might just get in the way.

I suspect that for neocons, emotions might just get in the way.

That certainly is true where cultivating a sense of humour is concerned, at any rate.

That certainly is true where cultivating a sense of humour is concerned, at any rate.That's not true- I find his post full of humor. I laughed my ass off.

Wasn't Iraq behind WW1, WW2 and the Lindbergh kidnappings?

I suspect that for neocons, emotions might just get in the way.

Nah...all of their arguments are based on emotions (usually fear, be it theirs or others).

Facts, on the other hand...well, facts are to neocons what water was to the Wicked Witch of the West.

Wasn't Iraq behind WW1, WW2 and the Lindbergh kidnappings?

It rigged the elections in Germany, making Adolf Hitler take over and kill all teh Jews. It was also behind North Korea's nuke manufacturing.

It rigged the elections in Germany, making Adolf Hitler take over and kill all teh Jews. It was also behind North Korea's nuke manufacturing.

And they created Chuck Norris as the ultimate weapon, but Chuck Norris betrayed them and turned against them.

And they created Chuck Norris as the ultimate weapon, but Chuck Norris betrayed them and turned against them.

I hear they also invented the macarena. :eek:

has anyone ever started a thread on the gullibility of Faux viewers...

You don't need to. "Fox viewers" sums it up, I suppose...

I hear they also invented the macarena. :eek:

THE BASTARDS!! http://www.casual-gamers.de/cg/images/smilies/new_2gunsfiring_v1.gif

*Shakes fist*

THE BASTARDS!! http://www.casual-gamers.de/cg/images/smilies/new_2gunsfiring_v1.gif

*Shakes fist*

If that's true, then I now fully support the Iraq War.

*disappears*

THE BASTARDS!! http://www.casual-gamers.de/cg/images/smilies/new_2gunsfiring_v1.gif

*Shakes fist*

It's true. Why must they hate freedom? :(

It's true. Why must they hate freedom? :(

They hate the French? :confused:

Anyways, I thought the Ketchup Song was an Iranian thing... But now that you mention it, maybe it was an Iraqi thing? And the second and third Matrix movies? And the Star Wars prequels?? :eek: I knew the term "midi-chlorians" sounded like something Iraqi as well! Not to mention Jar-Jar Binks! Named after the sons of Saddam, Uday and Jar-Jar Hussein! PURE EVIL, I TELL YOU!

I can see clearly now... It all makes sense!

They hate the French? :confused:

Anyways, I thought the Ketchup Song was an Iranian thing... But now that you mention it, maybe it was an Iraqi thing? And the second and third Matrix movies? And the Star Wars prequels?? :eek: I knew the term "midi-chlorians" sounded like something Iraqi as well! Not to mention Jar-Jar Binks! Named after the sons of Saddam, Uday and Jar-Jar Hussein! PURE EVIL, I TELL YOU!

I can see clearly now... It all makes sense!

That's not all they did. They were responsible for William Shatner's hiring on Star Trek and for that lump of barely passable shit called "Star Trek V: The Final Frontier" and the almost equally bad "Star Trek: Nemesis."

They also caused Hurricane Katrina.

The puzzle pieces fit together quite nicely, and such a theory would explain many of the previously unaccountable shreds of evidence. What the investigate journalist posited is indeed a very likely scenario. Does anybody need more proof that Iraq was sponsoring terrorism?

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,153966,00.html

Here, you'll need this for when the Iraqis unleash their mind control ray...


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I started laughing the second i saw that you'd tried to pass off a Fox news item as a credible source.
Blaming Iraq for the OC bombings is like blaming Iceland for the murder of JFK.

I started laughing the second i saw that you'd tried to pass off a Fox news item as a credible source.
Blaming Iraq for the OC bombings is like blaming Iceland for the murder of JFK.

Iceland had JFK killed? :eek:

Iceland had JFK killed? :eek:

Duh. :D

Duh. :D

And no retaliation? DAMN LBJ and the Democrats :D

Yes, puzzle pieces go well together when a hammer is used.

I don't even Think Iraq had anything to do with OKC. That's gotta say something.

This is about as stupid as when Norm Olsen thought the Japanese were behind Oklahoma City in supposed retaliation for supposed US involvement in the sarin gas attacks in the Tokyo subway.

Iceland had JFK killed? :eek:

fucking icelanders

they got mckinley too.

It's pathetic to refer to what he linked to as a story--it barely even rises to the level of innuendo and is more along the lines of "completely made up shit."

I think you are being rather kind.

I think you are being rather kind.

Well, that forumban a couple of months ago stung, so I try to hold back a bit. ;)

Well, that forumban a couple of months ago stung, so I try to hold back a bit. ;)

HA!!! yeah :(

This makes my brain hurt, can we please let it sink into its grave and fill it in with cement already?

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I hear they also invented the macarena. :eek:

That alone would justify the invasion.