Zombies to fight in Iraq
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/01/05/dead.letters.ap/index.html
The Army said Friday it would apologize to the families of about 275 officers killed or wounded in action who were mistakenly sent letters urging them to return to active duty.
Woo!
Northern Borders
06-01-2007, 13:52
Lol, looks like the army doesnt know anymore who is alive or dead.
I thought 3.000 was a small enough number of casualties to remember. :rolleyes:
Non Aligned States
06-01-2007, 14:25
You know what that made me think of?
"Get up soldier! On your feet! No dying without permission!"
The Lone Alliance
06-01-2007, 15:08
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/01/05/dead.letters.ap/index.html
Woo!
Moblize the army of Undead killer Cyborgs!!! MWHAHAHAHA!
Turquoise Days
06-01-2007, 15:11
Will they be led by Zombie Jesus?
Teh_pantless_hero
06-01-2007, 15:13
They use em to guard the ammunitions tent.
Will they be led by Zombie Jesus?
Only if they're Polish (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=511992). :D
Wanderjar
06-01-2007, 15:19
Only if they're Polish (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=511992). :D
ROFLMAO! Well said my friend.
Daistallia 2104
06-01-2007, 15:21
Now we know why the Bushies think they have an endless supply of troops...
Nobel Hobos
06-01-2007, 15:24
Look, no smilies. I'm not joking.
That isn't funny.
EDIT: I mean the OP, the subject of the thread. A little mouseslip could be hurtful enough to cancel out a state funeral or a decoration for those families. We're getting perilously close to being those fanatics who spat at soldiers returning from vietnam.
Look, no smilies. I'm not joking.
That isn't funny.
EDIT: I mean the OP, the subject of the thread. A little mouseslip could be hurtful enough to cancel out a state funeral or a decoration for those families. We're getting perilously close to being those fanatics who spat at soldiers returning from vietnam.
I'm not disrespecting the soldiers, I'm simply bringing to your attention a morbid absurdity that I noticed in the news.
TJHairball
06-01-2007, 17:11
"You have to laugh to avoid crying," someone said.
IL Ruffino
06-01-2007, 17:26
Oh my..
Moramroth
06-01-2007, 17:55
225 officers? Are you sure that's correct? That sounds like almost all the officers that have died in the war. But seriously it is terrible their families were harassed to be patriotic and serve their country when they made the ultimate sacrifice.
PS: that zombie jesus joke was hilarious!:D
The Aeson
07-01-2007, 02:09
225 officers? Are you sure that's correct? That sounds like almost all the officers that have died in the war. But seriously it is terrible their families were harassed to be patriotic and serve their country when they made the ultimate sacrifice.
PS: that zombie jesus joke was hilarious!:D
Two seventy-five officers, dead and wounded.
Need...body...armor...and...braiinnssss....
Wallonochia
07-01-2007, 21:33
The Army said Friday it would apologize to the families of about 275 officers killed or wounded in action who were mistakenly sent letters urging them to return to active duty.
I'll bet someone got transferred to recruiting station in northern Alaska for that one.