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I think I may have pissed someone off and a very angry person called making vague threats and by the sound of his voice he sounded like he was going to carry them out. If he calls again, I'm going to pretend like I'm moviephone. Its almost 3am where I live.

What weirdness has happened to you?

My ex girlfriend, who admittedly was probably lying, claims one day while she was working the phones some guy called and started talking about strangling her all calm like. Asked her if she knew what it was like to choked, shit like that. Said he was going to kill her, and then hung up.

Keep in mind she was also a lying bitch, so that's likely to be made up. It made MY day strange though.

I had someone hack my email and ask my least favorite teacher to go to prom with me.

I was walking down the street one day to get to the busstop to meet my friends. Some random nerdy looking guy comes up to me on his bike, stops in front of me, and said to me, "You look cute enough, will you bear my child?" Then he rode away on his bike as if nothing happened, leaving me standing there for a full 5 minutes open-mouthed in shock. That was an interesting day.

I was walking down the street one day to get to the busstop to meet my friends. Some random nerdy looking ride comes up to me on his bike, stops in front of me, and said to me, "You look cute enough, will you bear my child?" Then he rode away on his bike as if nothing happened, leaving me standing there for a full 5 minutes open-mouthed in shock. That was an interesting day.

Performance art is SO AWESOME! :D

It was weird because the call first involved winning free flowers then it became about a girl I know and then it got nasty.

Performance art is SO AWESOME! :D
Performance art? What now? :confused:

Performance art? What now? :confused:

I'm sorry, it just sounds like the type of thing I would do to someone. I consider making strange contributions to other people's days as a kind of performance art.

I'm sorry, it just sounds like the type of thing I would do to someone. I consider making strange contributions to other people's days as a kind of performance art.
Ahh. Speaking of which, my friends and I were doing similar things that day, actually. We decided to go "pirating" downtown and too pictures with a random person dressed as a leprechaun. It was altogether a VERY odd day.

Ahh. Speaking of which, my friends and I were doing similar things that day, actually. We decided to go "pirating" downtown and too pictures with a random person dressed as a leprechaun. It was altogether a VERY odd day.

I went to work and informed everybody how awesome it is that it is snowing.

Ahh. Speaking of which, my friends and I were doing similar things that day, actually. We decided to go "pirating" downtown and too pictures with a random person dressed as a leprechaun. It was altogether a VERY odd day.

Sweeeeet!

There are these guys who show up on our campus with big wheely-crosses and signs that tell everyone they're going to hell, and we've had a few different ideas on how to respond lately.

The one we're going to do, because it's the easiest and requires no effort or guts on our part, is wear t-shirts that say "Free Hugs" on them and just stand opposite the guys. We figure it'll make them look pretty stupid.

The other idea was, when they show up, I was to dress as a pirate and carry a sign with a list of all the "sins" they had listed on their signs and carry on about how I'm recruiting a blood-thirsty crew to sail on the following morning.

I woke up a few minutes ago with a massive, burning rash all over my arms and my back. The entire area is red and has white bumps all over it, which exude a yellowish-brown substance when squeezed. Its not too terribly weird though, my skin is sensitive. I think its the detergent I used to wash my sheets.

I think I may have pissed someone off and a very angry person called making vague threats and by the sound of his voice he sounded like he was going to carry them out. If he calls again, I'm going to pretend like I'm moviephone. Its almost 3am where I live.

What weirdness has happened to you?

I have recently gathered a small flock of freshman groupies who've made me a myspace and flirt badly with me whenever they see me...They follow me home sometimes, but they're quite entertaining when not creepy.

Although I did and was involved in much stranger things in nyc, I just sorta had the impression that life up here would be completely "normal".

I woke up a few minutes ago with a massive, burning rash all over my arms and my back. The entire area is red and has white bumps all over it, which exude a yellowish-brown substance when squeezed. Its not too terribly weird though, my skin is sensitive. I think its the detergent I used to wash my sheets.

Yikes! I'd be pretty freaked if I woke up to that.

I was walking down the street one day to get to the busstop to meet my friends. Some random nerdy looking guy comes up to me on his bike, stops in front of me, and said to me, "You look cute enough, will you bear my child?" Then he rode away on his bike as if nothing happened, leaving me standing there for a full 5 minutes open-mouthed in shock. That was an interesting day.
I guess you just don't know how to say NO? :D

Yikes! I'd be pretty freaked if I woke up to that.

Eh, I'm guessing my Apartment Block's crappy washing machine didn't get all of the detergent out of my sheets when I washed them. For me, sleeping on a bed of cleaning chemicals=rash.

That's nothing. Quentin Crisp once sat next to me on a bus.

I was walking down the street one day to get to the busstop to meet my friends. Some random nerdy looking guy comes up to me on his bike, stops in front of me, and said to me, "You look cute enough, will you bear my child?" Then he rode away on his bike as if nothing happened, leaving me standing there for a full 5 minutes open-mouthed in shock. That was an interesting day.

You still remember that?

Btw, you never gave me an answer.

Sweeeeet!

There are these guys who show up on our campus with big wheely-crosses and signs that tell everyone they're going to hell, and we've had a few different ideas on how to respond lately.

The one we're going to do, because it's the easiest and requires no effort or guts on our part, is wear t-shirts that say "Free Hugs" on them and just stand opposite the guys. We figure it'll make them look pretty stupid.

The other idea was, when they show up, I was to dress as a pirate and carry a sign with a list of all the "sins" they had listed on their signs and carry on about how I'm recruiting a blood-thirsty crew to sail on the following morning.
I've seen the "free hugs" one around the local university. My city has some weird screwed up people. But go with the pirate one. Pirates are always cool. *nods*
I guess you just don't know how to say NO? :D
I was a tiny bit too shocked to say anything, really.
You still remember that?

Btw, you never gave me an answer.
That was you? :eek::eek::eek:

and no.

Once I logged onto my school account, and a pciture of a guy with long blond hair appared, and he whispered:

"You have too have faith too believe"


...I was 10 at the time.

no.

:(

I just wanted a little :fluffle:

:(

I just wanted a little :fluffle:

I think almost everyone does. Love your sig by the way.

I'm sorry, it just sounds like the type of thing I would do to someone. I consider making strange contributions to other people's days as a kind of performance art.Though there can be reasons other than to just freak people out. A gay guy friend of mine was having a little trouble with his bi love interest, who claimed to still be confused about his sexuality. The love interest happened to work as a clerk at an all night porn store, so he was at work when all the bars closed. Having nothing better to do at 3:00 am, we decided to pull a little prank.
I had never met the guy, so my friend sent me in to pretend to be someone the guy had done the deed with while drunk. I went in the store and immediately flung my arms around him exclaiming "Oh Rick, I'm so glad to see you again. You remember when we met at blah blah blah?" Of course he wasn't going to admit he didn't remember an attractive female who was hanging all over him.

I suppose if we had really wanted to be cruel I could have announced the results of a pregnancy or HIV test there at his workplace.

It was a lot of fun, and for being a good sport I forgave him for throwing me out of the store a few weeks later. It probably had something to do with handcuffing the elderly Asian gentleman.

This gay guy tried to grope me when I could not think from drinking the nectar of the gods. Then I had a series of homophoiba attacks and I started a riot with my drunken Viking crew... think it was on some news channel?

The first part really did happen, in a different context, when I was just to tired at a party a girl that stalked came and tired to make out with me and then I woke due to my friend yelling at me and I did not even realize what happened until I was told about it.

I'm sorry, it just sounds like the type of thing I would do to someone. I consider making strange contributions to other people's days as a kind of performance art.

So... I'm guessing you don't have many friends, then? :D

I had someone hack my email and ask my least favorite teacher to go to prom with me.

:D :D :D Go, dude! After that, you'll have the confidence to date anyone!

at 2 AM me and two friends ate spaghetti after we made a movie in wich one of my friends irons the head of the other. probably sounds pretty stupid, but we had fun.

Though there can be reasons other than to just freak people out. A gay guy friend of mine was having a little trouble with his bi love interest, who claimed to still be confused about his sexuality. The love interest happened to work as a clerk at an all night porn store, so he was at work when all the bars closed. Having nothing better to do at 3:00 am, we decided to pull a little prank.
I had never met the guy, so my friend sent me in to pretend to be someone the guy had done the deed with while drunk. I went in the store and immediately flung my arms around him exclaiming "Oh Rick, I'm so glad to see you again. You remember when we met at blah blah blah?" Of course he wasn't going to admit he didn't remember an attractive female who was hanging all over him.

I suppose if we had really wanted to be cruel I could have announced the results of a pregnancy or HIV test there at his workplace.

It was a lot of fun, and for being a good sport I forgave him for throwing me out of the store a few weeks later. It probably had something to do with handcuffing the elderly Asian gentleman.

You, presumeably? Pictures?

I was walking down the street one day to get to the busstop to meet my friends. Some random nerdy looking guy comes up to me on his bike, stops in front of me, and said to me, "You look cute enough, will you bear my child?" Then he rode away on his bike as if nothing happened, leaving me standing there for a full 5 minutes open-mouthed in shock. That was an interesting day.

Bet you'd left him slack jawed if you accepted.

Bet you'd left him slack jawed if you accepted.Heh, I once asked a cute girl on the subway to come home with me for hot sex. I was rather surprised when she said yes.

Strangely, I've been asked the same by a girl while I was walking down the street. I was in a relationship at the time though, so tempting as it was, I had to decline.

Heh, I once asked a cute girl on the subway to come home with me for hot sex. I was rather surprised when she said yes.
Let me get this straight ... your actual words were "come home with me for hot sex" ... and it worked? <takes notes>

Strangely, I've been asked the same by a girl while I was walking down the street. I was in a relationship at the time though, so tempting as it was, I had to decline.
... and you said "I don't think my girlfriend would like that" <reads cheat notes, adjusts for gender>

I'm Ruffy, when is life not weird for me?

I had just wheeled into the library, and this bangin' chick comes up to me and just kisses me on the cheek, then walks away.

My boyfriend wanted to kick her ass.

An ex from almost exactly one year ago, whose not been in contact since we had a huge fight, sent me an email yesterday saying he missed decent conversation.

Currently feeling rather amused at that.

I think I may have pissed someone off and a very angry person called making vague threats and by the sound of his voice he sounded like he was going to carry them out. If he calls again, I'm going to pretend like I'm moviephone. Its almost 3am where I live.

What weirdness has happened to you?

Just kick his ass a couple of times and problem over.

:(

I just wanted a little :fluffle:
Alright, fine. Maybe just a tiny little bit. :p

I think I may have pissed someone off and a very angry person called making vague threats and by the sound of his voice he sounded like he was going to carry them out. If he calls again, I'm going to pretend like I'm moviephone. Its almost 3am where I live.

What weirdness has happened to you?return the favor, if he calls again, record it and contact the phone company and the police. terroristic threatening is a felony. ;)

Though there can be reasons other than to just freak people out. A gay guy friend of mine was having a little trouble with his bi love interest, who claimed to still be confused about his sexuality. The love interest happened to work as a clerk at an all night porn store, so he was at work when all the bars closed. Having nothing better to do at 3:00 am, we decided to pull a little prank.
I had never met the guy, so my friend sent me in to pretend to be someone the guy had done the deed with while drunk. I went in the store and immediately flung my arms around him exclaiming "Oh Rick, I'm so glad to see you again. You remember when we met at blah blah blah?" Of course he wasn't going to admit he didn't remember an attractive female who was hanging all over him.

I suppose if we had really wanted to be cruel I could have announced the results of a pregnancy or HIV test there at his workplace.

It was a lot of fun, and for being a good sport I forgave him for throwing me out of the store a few weeks later. It probably had something to do with handcuffing the elderly Asian gentleman.you just CANNOT end the story like that... please continue. :p