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in Pakistan.:p I have heard that camels are usually gentle but this one apparently has nasty temper...

http://thenews.jang.com.pk/daily_detail.asp?id=37639
Camel locked up for killing buffalo
By our correspondent

NOWSHERA: A sacrificial camel spent a day and a night in police custody on the charges of killing another sacrificial buffalo in Cantt area here on Eid day.

The camel was handed over to its owner on Jirga's decision after 24 hours, which was sacrificed on the second day of Eid.

This unique incident in the history of the province took place on the jurisdiction of Cantt police station, when a resident of the area Abdul Waris Ali Shah had tied up his camel he had bought for Rs 38,000 for sacrifice, near the said police station. Sometime later, another resident of the same area Gulfam tied his buffalo near the camel.

In the night, the camel fell upon the buffalo, bit it in the chest and gave it numerous blows with its front legs and killed it. :D The other day when Gulfam, reached the spot to pick up his buffalo, he found it dead and he rushed to the nearby police station to lodge an FIR against Abdul Waris.

The police took the camel into custody. After Eid prayers, a Jirga of the area gave its verdict in favour of Abdul Waris and the camel was released the next day.

I knew those camels weren't up to any good!

I knew those camels weren't up to any good!
Let the profiling begin, huh? Speciesist!

Let the profiling begin, huh? Speciesist!Camels are a menace to society! They're all evil fundamentalist crazies. They must be eradicated! And if that means profiling, so be it!



LMAO.

Camels are a menace to society! They're all evil fundamentalist crazies. They must be eradicated! And if that means profiling, so be it!
But camels cannot be menaces! Think of all the good they've done, lugging tourists to and fro on the Egyptian desert! WOULD SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE TOURISTS??????!!!!!

Camels spit. They have very good aim and generally hit what they spit at. I've never heard anywhere that they were gentle, on the contrary I've heard that they had bad tempers and a well-developed hatred of all mankind.

in Pakistan.:p I have heard that camels are usually gentle but this one apparently has nasty temper...

http://thenews.jang.com.pk/daily_detail.asp?id=37639

Where did you hear that, Sesame Street? They are nasty foul tempered beasts that spit semi-digested grass and reproduce by gang-rape.

The buffalo must have provoked it. *nods*

In other news, man bites dog.

The bull was going to be sacrificed anyway.

Looks like the cammel is an atheist and doesnt believe in sacrifices.

The bull was going to be sacrificed anyway.

Looks like the cammel is an atheist and doesnt believe in sacrifices.

Or maybe the cammel was performing the sacrifice itself

Maybe they were helping to untie one another and, after several comic mishaps, they got into a fight that just went too far.

THE CAMEL IS INNOCENT! HE WAS MERELY A PATSY IN OUR BUDDY-FLICK WORLD!

[Deep Kimchi]We need to sterilize all camels.[/Deep Kimchi]

OR what if the camel knew that by killing the buffalo he would be imprisoned rather than sacrificed? Maybe they've got smart and this is just one of the events leading to the cammels rising up and other throwing the human race?

I fear that this shall set the region off in a genocidal killing spree. If you thought the religious conflicts between Sunni's, Kurds, Shia, Jews and Christians was bad wait until the Camels begin their holy crusade against the Buffalo heretics. I'm seeing inquisitions and bloodshed on a level that will wipe out all bovine in the Eastern hemisphere. And then, once they're done with the bovine they're going after the humans! Only penguins will be safe from the Camels as they have the power to summon giant frost demons to protect them. Camelgeddon is nigh upon us!:eek:

Things will not go that easy for the camels.

The bovines have already recruited the entire nation of India for their war. If there are 1 billion men in India, there are much more bovines there.

Maybe the camel discovered that the bull was in facto a undercover bovine operative from India trying to penetrate in the region political/religious situation.