NationStates Jolt Archive

POSTED: Friday, January 05, 2007
FROM BLOG: Reuters Oddly Enough - It's news, but not, you know, the important kind...

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There are no words to describe the cruelty. It seems this guy had some beer at a bar, made a few visits to the toilet, which is only natural, and then left.

Oh. One other thing. He took the urinal with him, in a backpack.

Now, this leads to two amusing visuals: a) the image of this guy trying to use his ill-gotten urinal someplace else on the way home, and finding that it just isn’t the same, and b) the image of the other beer-drinkers in the bar heading for the toilet to do what beer-drinkers do, only to find a hole in the wall. I bet it wasn’t a pretty sight. Here’s the story:

The suspected thief is seen leaving the toilets in these undated closed circuit television images. REUTERS/ Handout/ Hampshire police

http://today.reuters.com/News/ArticleBlog.aspx?type=entertainmentNews&w1=B7ovpm21IaDoL40ZFnNfGe&w2=B98K91vD3DOpBfHFgSYFOC7&src=blogBurst_entertainmentNews&bbPostId=B70KoX6PLpUxCzCdsAPGfPiHUB7enS27Y3hYcCz8jl7qUncvZY
I dont believe in the death penalty but if he was caught doing this in my local he would have been strung up...;)

:eek:

Roflmao!

Post mega long links! LOL

Maybe he's a dadaist art thief.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fountain_(Duchamp)

The worst thing you could do to a beer drinker is to replace his beer with a glass of warm piss or worse....Strongbow!

The worst thing you could do to a beer drinker is to replace his beer with a glass of warm piss or worse....Strongbow!
What's the difference? Strongbow's usually cold?

That's what the sink is for.

What's the difference? Strongbow's usually cold?

I'd imagine Strongbow tastes much worse but yes theother difference it is cold........cold like its brewers heart.

Heineken.

(doet me eerlijk pijn, toch het is maar zo)

Doing time in a Muslim country (not a prison, just the country).