NationStates Jolt Archive


Today's Strangeness

Eve Online
05-01-2007, 19:28
comes from France!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/6234097.stm

Yes, it's some of the stuff you usually associate with the US - violent felons, up for sexual crimes, and one of them gets killed by his fellow inmates, and is partially eaten.

That, and it takes the authorities a while to sort out the mess, so to speak.

In the apparent tradition of DCD's weird posts on things US, I will be looking for the truly strange stories from the rest of the world.
Arinola
05-01-2007, 19:31
:eek:
I KNEW the French were mindless savages! Now I have proof!
:p
Eve Online
05-01-2007, 19:32
:eek:
I KNEW the French were mindless savages! Now I have proof!
:p

You do know that they had wine with their meal? A bonus you won't find in the US, unless you count pruno as a wine.
Siap
05-01-2007, 19:33
What happened to that Dutch guy that went around licking people's feet?
Nova Boozia
05-01-2007, 19:34
What happened to that Dutch guy that went around licking people's feet?

A Spaniard tore out his heart and set fire to it.
Kryozerkia
05-01-2007, 19:36
What happened to that Dutch guy that went around licking people's feet?
Ew!
The Infinite Dunes
05-01-2007, 19:45
All hail the great socialist education system where you learn that the heart is in the lung and your lung is actually a heart.
Kryozerkia
05-01-2007, 19:52
All hail the great socialist education system where you learn that the heart is in the lung and your lung is actually a heart.

What? That's the strangest thing I've ever heard.
JuNii
05-01-2007, 19:57
All hail the great socialist education system where you learn that the heart is in the lung and your lung is actually a heart.

LOL... I wonder what he thought when he saw two "Hearts"...

The suspected killer claimed he had eaten the victim's heart.

The prosecutor, quoted by the AFP news agency, said some muscle had been removed from the victim's rib cage and part of one lung was missing.

But the heart remained intact, the prosecutor said. "Missed it by *THAT* much."
The Infinite Dunes
05-01-2007, 20:01
What? That's the strangest thing I've ever heard.Really? You're just saying that you flatter. Though I'm sure you may have insulted LG.

LOL... I wonder what he thought when he saw two "Hearts"...

But the heart remained intact, the prosecutor said.
"Missed it by *THAT* much."*grins*
Why am I suddenly reminded of one of the scenes with Latrine in from 'Robin Hood: Men in Tights'
Isidoor
05-01-2007, 20:06
mmm French cuisine, top class.
Kryozerkia
05-01-2007, 20:33
Really? You're just saying that you flatter. Though I'm sure you may have insulted LG.
Only because I'm now immune to the antics of LG.
The Infinite Dunes
05-01-2007, 22:52
Only because I'm now immune to the antics of LG.Nobody is ever immune. He just hasn't tested you in while. That's all.
Drunk commies deleted
05-01-2007, 23:09
What happened to that Dutch guy that went around licking people's feet?

Bad case of athlete's tongue. Had to amputate.
German Nightmare
06-01-2007, 23:58
comes from France!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/6234097.stm
Yes, it's some of the stuff you usually associate with the US - violent felons, up for sexual crimes, and one of them gets killed by his fellow inmates, and is partially eaten.
That, and it takes the authorities a while to sort out the mess, so to speak.
In the apparent tradition of DCD's weird posts on things US, I will be looking for the truly strange stories from the rest of the world.


"The suspected killer claimed he had eaten the victim's heart.

The prosecutor, quoted by the AFP news agency, said some muscle had been removed from the victim's rib cage and part of one lung was missing.

But the heart remained intact, the prosecutor said."

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/7935271B-05D8-411F-9FE3-3837AD6B8F6.jpg
Bloody amateur!

That's all I can say.