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The Tennessee cocaine tax seems a bit excessive.

Drunk commies deleted
05-01-2007, 16:51
Tennessee collects a tax on all illegal drugs sold. The current tax on cocaine is $50/gram. Who the fuck can afford that? No wonder folks living out in the country use methamphetamines instead.

http://www.myeyewitnessnews.com/news/state/story.aspx?content_id=380056f0-538e-458b-8ad7-eb2e8bcb0636
Dryks Legacy
05-01-2007, 16:54
So you can pay.... to admit that you deal drugs... but that admission can't be used?
Ifreann
05-01-2007, 16:59
An extra $50 a gram? Screw that man, I'm sticking to huffing kittens.
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Sheni
05-01-2007, 17:01
How is Tennessee stupid enough to have that tax?

How are Tennesseens (sp?) stupid enough to pay it?
Kryozerkia
05-01-2007, 17:03
Say what...?
Maraque
05-01-2007, 17:07
Okay, I'm honestly very confused right now... ... really.
Ashmoria
05-01-2007, 17:10
*shaking my head*

the law allows them to seize the property of drug dealers without criminal due process. they violate TAX law and they forfeit their stuff immediately.

no one thinks that any drug dealer is ever going to register and pay the tax.
Ifreann
05-01-2007, 17:11
How is Tennessee stupid enough to have that tax?

How are Tennesseens (sp?) stupid enough to pay it?

Well if you get caught with coke and can't proved you paid the tax they'll sell your stuff to get the money(or just take the money). It's actually rather ingenius. The state now gets money for every drug dealer they arrest. Sneaky bastards.


Wonder what they'd do if they just found a drug stash and couldn't find the owner.

If you showed up and proved you had paid taxes for it, would that mean you can get the drugs back?
Nationalian
05-01-2007, 17:21
Cocaine is a bad drug so I really don't care if the tax would be 1000$/gram. I would legalize marijuana because it's practically harmless but cocaine is dangerous, expensive and very addictive.
Flores Mafia
05-01-2007, 17:24
Well if you get caught with coke and can't proved you paid the tax they'll sell your stuff to get the money(or just take the money). It's actually rather ingenius. The state now gets money for every drug dealer they arrest. Sneaky bastards.


Wonder what they'd do if they just found a drug stash and couldn't find the owner.

If you showed up and proved you had paid taxes for it, would that mean you can get the drugs back?

I hope so. It would suck if you had a kilo that you paid tax on and they were like: "Well sense we found it you have to pay a new quarterly tax that we just made up so that we can fuck drug dealers more"! I would be bent. :upyours:
Ifreann
05-01-2007, 17:27
Cocaine is a bad drug so I really don't care if the tax would be 1000$/gram. I would legalize marijuana because it's practically harmless but cocaine is dangerous, expensive and very addictive.

Maybe if they weren't taxingit so much it would be less expensive ;)
Flores Mafia
05-01-2007, 17:29
Cocaine is a bad drug so I really don't care if the tax would be 1000$/gram. I would legalize marijuana because it's practically harmless but cocaine is dangerous, expensive and very addictive.

I feel the same way about weed. I mean sleep is over rated who wants to use a drug that will make you pass out.
Ifreann
05-01-2007, 17:34
I feel the same way about weed. I mean sleep is over rated who wants to use a drug that will make you pass out.

Sleep is underrated if anything. Sleep is teh shiz.
Nationalian
05-01-2007, 17:40
I feel the same way about weed. I mean sleep is over rated who wants to use a drug that will make you pass out.

It doesn't make you addictive as cocain does. It's not lethal and it's impossible to take an overdose. But if you take cocain you'll probably get addicted and there's a long way back from there.
Flores Mafia
05-01-2007, 17:47
It doesn't make you addictive as cocain does. It's not lethal and it's impossible to take an overdose. But if you take cocain you'll probably get addicted and there's a long way back from there.

I understand that it might cause an addiction as well as all the other side effects. But I find that if you are going to use drugs then you better be a mature person who knows how much you can handle. I am not trying to start and argument just disagree with the fact that you believe others should suffer a tax for using the drug they fancy the most.
Nationalian
05-01-2007, 17:53
I understand that it might cause an addiction as well as all the other side effects. But I find that if you are going to use drugs then you better be a mature person who knows how much you can handle. I am not trying to start and argument just disagree with the fact that you believe others should suffer a tax for using the drug they fancy the most.

I don't think cocaine should be legal at all. It usually works that way that you get a very cheap first sample of the drug untill you get addictive and then they can price you how much they want. I would of course rather want the goverment to sell the drug, because of safety and quality issues, instead of drug dealers but I fear that the addiction would go up big times.
Good Lifes
05-01-2007, 17:57
For complicated legal reasons, tax evasion is the easiest thing to convict someone of. Nearly all of the organized crime people are not convicted of their crimes, they are convicted of tax evasion. One of the old mobsters used to list millions on his taxes as "miscellaneous income", so if the Feds found it they couldn't say he didn't pay taxes on it. All income, even illegal, must be reported on your Fed income tax.

There is another angle also. Usually taxes on drugs is shown with stamps. Stamp collectors buy the stamps. The state gets the money and it only costs them the printing. Just like the post office encourages stamp collecting so they get money for doing nothing.
Flores Mafia
05-01-2007, 17:58
I don't think cocaine should be legal at all. It usually works that way that you get a very cheap first sample of the drug untill you get addictive and then they can price you how much they want. I would of course rather want the goverment to sell the drug, because of safety and quality issues, instead of drug dealers but I fear that the addiction would go up big times.

I have never heard of the price being cheap and then getting raised to after an addition has been met. But if that happens where you live I find that shitty. The government will never sale drugs that are illegal because it is a check and balance system. They want the criminals so that they can better fund their city, state, and nation.
Call to power
05-01-2007, 18:02
I would be bent. :upyours:

do you realise what you just said? (clue in England bent = gay)
NoRepublic
05-01-2007, 18:03
If you showed up and proved you had paid taxes for it, would that mean you can get the drugs back?

But how could you actually pay the tax, without admitting you are laundering illicit drugs? I seriously don't understand...
Nationalian
05-01-2007, 18:04
I have never heard of the price being cheap and then getting raised to after an addition has been met. But if that happens where you live I find that shitty. The government will never sale drugs that are illegal because it is a check and balance system. They want the criminals so that they can better fund their city, state, and nation.

Well I know some people that have been addicted to drugs and they all tell me the same thing. It's actually a very smart move from the drug dealers. They give away some free samples and then they have a regular customer.

Who ever said that drug dealers weren't shitty?
Flores Mafia
05-01-2007, 18:16
[QUOTE=Nationalian;12175243]Well I know some people that have been addicted to drugs and they all tell me the same thing. It's actually a very smart move from the drug dealers. They give away some free samples and then they have a regular customer.
Who ever said that drug dealers weren't shitty?[QUOTE]

Watch what you are saying there man. ;) But I am sorry for your friends.
Flores Mafia
05-01-2007, 18:17
do you realise what you just said? (clue in England bent = gay)

Clue in AMERICA WHERE I FUCKING LIVE bent is slang for mad
Ifreann
05-01-2007, 18:28
But how could you actually pay the tax, without admitting you are laundering illicit drugs? I seriously don't understand...
The fact that you paid taxes on the drugs(and therefore either have drugs or are a moron) seems to be inadmissable in court.
Watch what you are saying there man. ;) But I am sorry for your friends.
Why would he watch what he's saying?
Clue in AMERICA WHERE I FUCKING LIVE bent is slang for mad
You should chill, how do you expect people to know where you live with nothing written for your location?
Call to power
05-01-2007, 18:31
Clue in AMERICA WHERE I FUCKING LIVE bent is slang for mad

clue that was helpful advise I gave you if you don't like it leave it, just don’t expect many people on a .uk forum to take you seriously (though you seem to be doing that well without the vocab)
CthulhuFhtagn
05-01-2007, 18:33
But how could you actually pay the tax, without admitting you are laundering illicit drugs? I seriously don't understand...

You more or less can't.
Flores Mafia
05-01-2007, 18:35
clue that was helpful advise I gave you if you don't like it leave it, just don’t expect many people on a .uk forum to take you seriously (though you seem to be doing that well without the vocab)

You all know that the most people on this forum speak and understand american slang english and if you dont then go ahead and think that I just said I would be gay. I really don't care. I am not chaning the way I speak just because of the type of forum that I am on and don't try and correct me.
CthulhuFhtagn
05-01-2007, 18:36
You all know that the most people on this forum speak and understand american slang english and if you dont then go ahead and think that I just said I would be gay. I really don't care. I am not chaning the way I speak just because of the type of forum that I am on and don't try and correct me.

What?
Ifreann
05-01-2007, 18:41
You all know that the most people on this forum speak and understand american slang english and if you dont then go ahead and think that I just said I would be gay. I really don't care. I am not chaning the way I speak just because of the type of forum that I am on and don't try and correct me.

It was less correcting you and more pointing out a humourous difference between american and english slang. No need for *consults American-English->English dictionary* the blown gasket, Charlie.


Wow I really need a new AE->E Dictionary.
Bookislvakia
05-01-2007, 18:41
Well if you get caught with coke and can't proved you paid the tax they'll sell your stuff to get the money(or just take the money). It's actually rather ingenius. The state now gets money for every drug dealer they arrest. Sneaky bastards.


Wonder what they'd do if they just found a drug stash and couldn't find the owner.

If you showed up and proved you had paid taxes for it, would that mean you can get the drugs back?

Actually, I'm pretty sure I Heard on the radio once a guy showed up at a police station to claim his brick of weed they found somewhere.
Lunatic Goofballs
05-01-2007, 18:43
An extra $50 a gram? Screw that man, I'm sticking to huffing kittens.
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HOORAY! :D
Call to power
05-01-2007, 18:44
and don't try and correct me.

your on a forum which is [was meant to be] about political discussion and your expecting to not be corrected hmmm
Lunatic Goofballs
05-01-2007, 18:48
You all know that the most people on this forum speak and understand american slang english and if you dont then go ahead and think that I just said I would be gay. I really don't care. I am not chaning the way I speak just because of the type of forum that I am on and don't try and correct me.

Get bent. :D
Flores Mafia
05-01-2007, 18:48
Actually, I'm pretty sure I Heard on the radio once a guy showed up at a police station to claim his brick of weed they found somewhere.

Rock on I would have claimed it also
Lunatic Goofballs
05-01-2007, 18:50
Rock on I would have claimed it also

Good. :)
Ifreann
05-01-2007, 18:50
HOORAY! :D

You want an orange one? The orange ones (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Image:Orange_Kitten.jpg) fuck you up.
Lunatic Goofballs
05-01-2007, 19:02
You want an orange one? The orange ones (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Image:Orange_Kitten.jpg) fuck you up.

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/2/28/Kitten_huffing.jpg

:)
Flores Mafia
05-01-2007, 19:10
Get bent. :D

Thank you for have a great sense of humor. I want to say sorry for the way I acted before. And the information you gave comes with great respect. I will remember it if I ever visit the uk.
Intestinal fluids
05-01-2007, 19:11
If pot and coke can be taxed, then musicians and actors should be able to write them off as business expenses.
Andaluciae
05-01-2007, 19:39
That's like seven times amazing!
Infinite Revolution
05-01-2007, 20:19
call me stupid, but how do you tax black market merchandise? surely taxes can only be leveed on product that the government has ultimate control over.

oh wait.... *dons tinfoil hat* ... the us government is flooding tennessee with coke to get everyone addicted so they'll be mindless slaves to the state. ha! foiled!
Drunk commies deleted
05-01-2007, 20:28
call me stupid, but how do you tax black market merchandise? surely taxes can only be leveed on product that the government has ultimate control over.

oh wait.... *dons tinfoil hat* ... the us government is flooding tennessee with coke to get everyone addicted so they'll be mindless slaves to the state. ha! foiled!

No, the CIA under the Reagan administration, brought cocaine in through central America to help fund the right wing militias in El Salvador and Nicaragua. They pumped it into the black communities because, as that one dude in the Godfather said, "In my city, we'd keep the traffic in the Dark People, the Coloreds - they're animals anyway, so let them lose their souls."
Kryozerkia
05-01-2007, 20:29
do you realise what you just said? (clue in England bent = gay)

All right! British slang for everyday use! Now to confuse my boyfriend!

Clue in AMERICA WHERE I FUCKING LIVE bent is slang for mad

Take a chill pill and come back in the morning.

It was less correcting you and more pointing out a humourous difference between american and english slang. No need for *consults American-English->English dictionary* the blown gasket, Charlie.


Wow I really need a new AE->E Dictionary.

If you need it, consult with a Canadian. We speak a mix of English and American. ;)

your on a forum which is [was meant to be] about political discussion and your expecting to not be corrected hmmm
Wait... you can be corrected here now? :eek: When the hell did that happen?