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Some chick got busted with condoms containing white powder. She was jailed for a short time until they determined that the powder was flour. Now she's settled a lawsuit and gotten $180,000. I wonder if this would work a second time. Anyone want to go to the airport with me?

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20070104/D8MEMTJ00.html

This is... strange.
Very strange.

That's awesome. Lets go.

What the hell was she doing with flour-filled condoms...?

What the hell was she doing with flour-filled condoms...?

She said she and her friends from school used them as phallic objects.

What the hell was she doing with flour-filled condoms...?

Pulling a scam... obviously :rolleyes:

Best scam ever.

She said she and her friends from school used them as phallic objects.

See, that's how women get yeast infections! By pleasuring themselves with baking supplies! :p

Sams or no, fucking pigs still need to be taken for everything they have. Not all of them are bad, but the vast majority seem to be out to ruin people's lives.

So fuck 'em. I hope they become homeless.

This just proves the system overracts.

See, that's how women get yeast infections! By pleasuring themselves with baking supplies! :p

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youd think theyd be able to tell the difference between coke and flour.

Or

just to consider the possibility though its highly unlikely (putting good faith in humanity and all that...)

maybe she put flour into the condoms so that she would be wrongly charged with coke possession hence allowing her to claim a lawsuit.

Pulling a scam... obviously :rolleyes:

ah beat me to it, anyway

I gotta try that sometime!

What the hell was she doing with flour-filled condoms...?

gettin' paaiiid! :cool:

I gotta try that sometime!

There's still time. Just get those free condoms from a hospital, and tell your mother theres a Baking Competition. Afterwards, come back with the money from the lawsuit and tell her you won.

There's still time. Just get those free condoms from a hospital, and tell your mother theres a Baking Competition. Afterwards, come back with the money from the lawsuit and tell her you won.

I feel somewhat guilty about steeling your brilliant plans. Still, free money and phallic symbols defeat conscionsce any day of the week!

*Rushes off to get free condoms*

I'm going to conceal my flour-filled condoms inside of unique artwork that will need to be broken to extract the flour, and thus it will jack up the sum of my claim since irreplacable property has been uselessly destroyed?

Some chick got busted with condoms containing white powder. She was jailed for a short time until they determined that the powder was flour. Now she's settled a lawsuit and gotten $180,000. I wonder if this would work a second time. Anyone want to go to the airport with me?

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20070104/D8MEMTJ00.html

Nah, if any of these scams work twice, this one's better. I'm going to grow a beard, wear some Muslim garb, pray loudly at the airport, and then ask for seatbelt extenders. When they finally kick me off the flight, I'll sue and settle for a lot more than $180K.

:mad: she stole my idea!!!!!

except i was gonna use sugar and say its there because it makes em taste nicer

oh and i wasnt gonna go to an airport with them either...

oh and i wasnt gonna go to an airport with them either...

but drug dealers will come and kill you once they find out you sold them flour (along with having someone die for snorting a millipede)

What the hell was she doing with flour-filled condoms...?

The article says that students would squeeze them to relieve stress, and she thought it was funny enough to take some to show her friends.

but drug dealers will come and kill you once they find out you sold them flour (along with having someone die for snorting a millipede)

SHIT i just got pwned a second time! your gud. oh your very gud. but just you wait....







:upyours:

:eek: i overreacted

sorry:fluffle: neway dont expect nethin dodgey off me

*hehehe now he'll never expect that i hate him , prepare to get pwned!*

sorry:fluffle: neway dont expect nethin dodgey off me

....*shrug* :fluffle:

*hehehe now he'll never expect that i hate him , prepare to get pwned!*[/QUOTE]

*frets*

....*shrug* :fluffle:

*hehehe now he'll never expect that i hate him , prepare to get pwned!*

*frets*

oh your gud:mad: , but i'm better:cool:


*hehehehehehehehe, thankyou derren brown*

Maybe the guy who sold her the drugs had cut it so much that... well... you know... maybe they're homeopathic drugs?

Philadelphia? Here i would have thought L.A. But juries are idiots all over I guess if one gave her money for that. What the police should have known better then to grab someone with condoms full of white powder. Yeah, people put flour in them all the time! Everyone knows that right? Reall now, I should do something stupid, like put a cat in the microwave and then sue the company because they didn't warn me not to have anything living inside while it was on. Their fault obviously, not mine, oh no. :rolleyes:

I think I'll take a suitcase full of silly putty with wires, an alarm clock and a couple of nine volt batteries attatched to it into my local police station while screaming gibberish about allah. If being jailed for a couple of days is worth 180,000 being shot repeatedly has got to be worth millions.

I think I'll take a suitcase full of silly putty with wires, an alarm clock and a couple of nine volt batteries attatched to it into my local police station while screaming gibberish about allah. If being jailed for a couple of days is worth 180,000 being shot repeatedly has got to be worth millions.

Hell, I'd pay $10 just to see the video of it. :)

Was it just me or did anybody else also read "free monkey". Because that would be cool :cool:

Hell, I'd pay $10 just to see the video of it. :)

Eh... I might pay $6.75. A matinee show at the theatre. :D

I think I'll take a suitcase full of silly putty with wires, an alarm clock and a couple of nine volt batteries attatched to it into my local police station while screaming gibberish about allah. If being jailed for a couple of days is worth 180,000 being shot repeatedly has got to be worth millions.

Sometimes, if there is no longer a plaintiff, there is no longer a case.

Thats how these horribly stupid lawsuits should be settled.


I do give this twat credit though, for being more devious and scheming than the douche-bag with the finger tip in Wendy's chili.

Eh... I might pay $6.75. A matinee show at the theatre. :D

Why pay a nickle? Watch it on youtube, etc for free.

Hell-if I can see sadaam hussein get hung in Iraq, I'm sure we can see someone getting shot in a police station in the US.