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Barney is evil. (http://www.pixelscapes.com/spatulacity/barney.txt)

And degrading, and ANNOYING - why some extinct T-Rex that was painted by a 4 year old that constantly is annoying, sings all the time, AND ALWAYS HAS THAT SAME EXPRESSION?!?!?!?!?! for a children's mentor?

Why not an owl, the wise old owl?

I can't stress enough, and yes, this is opinion!
Or not.

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/8/8f/Barney_Terrorist.jpg

Oh. I thought this was going to be about Barney Gumble.

http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/1246/barneysatancolorhb8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Oh. I thought this was going to be about Barney Gumble.

This is about the world terror[ist].

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/d/d5/Hungrybarney2.jpg

Barney is evil. (http://www.pixelscapes.com/spatulacity/barney.txt)

And degrading, and ANNOYING - why some extinct T-Rex that was painted by a 4 year old that constantly is annoying, sings all the time, AND ALWAYS HAS THAT SAME EXPRESSION?!?!?!?!?! for a children's mentor?

Why not an owl, the wise old owl?
this (http://www.fabeltjesweb.nl/) is what my parents (and i for a small period of time) grew up with. those were the days :) (and the main character is an owl)

They were real stupid when they thought of Barney.

Why not an OWL? http://it.geocities.com/tonibin/owl/owl.png

this (http://www.fabeltjesweb.nl/) is what my parents (and i for a small period of time) grew up with. those were the days :) (and the main character is an owl)

At least it isn't BARNEY!

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/8/82/Barneyyum.jpg

I commend you.

At least it isn't BARNEY!

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/8/82/Barneyyum.jpg

I commend you.

10 points for picture.

10 points for picture.

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/3/30/Great-white-shark-picture-024.jpg

Barney feeds.

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/d/d5/Hitlerbarney.JPG

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00004W55I.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
:eek:

The purpose of this thread escapes me.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00004W55I.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
:eek:

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/a/ae/Barney_yo.JPG

Barney even hangs out with dinosaur children, Bareny is a dino-pedophile.

The purpose of this thread escapes me.

you have to post funny pictures with barney in it.

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/1570647151.01._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

Parents of these children presumably drop them off a day-centre that has no organiser. When he turns up he's a giant purple dinosaur.

Thank God I was brought up in the seventies when weird stuff like that didn't happen.

Thank God I was brought up in the seventies when weird stuff like that didn't happen.

It did, you must not have been taking the correct "medication".

1. Barney is well-described with the following phrase:

CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR

2. The old Latin alphabet used the letter 'V' in place of 'U', therefore the above phrase is modified to:

CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR

3. Letters that do not represent Roman numerals are removed:

CV-- -V--L- DI----V-

4. Add up the Roman numerals of the remaining letters:

C + V + V + L + D + I + V

100 + 5 + 5 + 50 + 500 + 1 + 5 = 666

Heh, whenever I see anything having to do with Barney I think about that Barney penis thread. Fun times. Fun times. :D

365 Ways To Dispose Of Barney The Toilet Dinosaur (http://ledmuseum.thefire.us/dybarney.htm)

Heh, whenever I see anything having to do with Barney I think about that Barney penis thread. Fun times. Fun times. :D

Where is this thread? Post a link.

Where is this thread? Post a link.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=497422&highlight=Barney+penis

Enjoy. :)

365 Ways To Dispose Of Barney The Toilet Dinosaur (http://ledmuseum.thefire.us/dybarney.htm)This is probably my favorite:
32. Put him in a guillotine; put the rope holding up the blade in
his mouth and then beat his ass with a jagged piece of metal
until he screams.

I hated Barney until I had kids myself.

Now, he is just fine in my books. Quite innocuous compared to most television. Two thumbs up for the freakish puple dinosaur. Get over it...it's for kids, not for you.

http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/1246/barneysatancolorhb8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Myrth!

Is it 1996?