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What was the stupidest thing meant as an insult that has ever been said to you?

Mine was some random girl: "Oh yeah? Well atleast I'M not bisexual!"

I was just kind of like "What the hell, that doesn't even make sense..."

So, what's yours?

What was the stupidest thing meant as an insult that has ever been said to you?

Mine was some random girl: "Oh yeah? Well atleast I'M not bisexual!"

I was just kind of like "What the hell, that doesn't even make sense..."

So, what's yours?

I've had a ton of stupid insults hurled at me, such has "homo" and "lesbian".

And I'm straight. :rolleyes:

I've had a ton of stupid insults hurled at me, such has "homo" and "lesbian".

And I'm straight. :rolleyes:

For a while I've considered using straight as an insult...

"Ugh, you're so... urbane."

For a while I've considered using straight as an insult...

That would be a stupider insult.

My mom called me a son of a bitch. I smiled and said, "I know."

That would be a stupider insult.

Indeed it would. But it would be funny to see people's reactions to it.

My mom called me a son of a bitch. I smiled and said, "I know."

That's cold.

That's cold.

We actually laughed.

Thats a Jack Nicholson joke

Shut up you not my REAL mum! (said quickly) :rolleyes:

"You're gay"


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In school I was frequently called "hippy" after Nigel Planer's character Niel, in the young ones. These days it's more a statement of fact than an insult.

You know I can't think of a stupid insult. My friends have usually been quite creative. The others have been decidedly uncreative and have merely resorted to base allegations about me and my mother :D

"your mom goes to college"

I once called my nephew a "cheeky monkey" before realising that that would make me a "monkey's uncle" :eek:

"You're gay"


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why are you putting that pic in every post?

"You're thirteen. So don't talk."

This was while I was attending classes in high school with 14,15,and 16-year olds.

Gayest insult ever..

" y0u are teh suck"

who ever started that was an idiot

IDK. Boredom. Why don't you like the tubby picture?

IDK. Boredom. Why don't you like the tubby picture?
they kinda creep me out with their obsessive smiling and the fact that they are midgets or abused children in furry suits is even weirder

some-one called me a hippy for no reason.

"yuo are g.ay"

I think that was it. I considered it a compliment, as anyone stupid and illiterate enough to use that as an insult seriously is someone I wouldn't want to like be.

I've used a few bad ones as well. Like "inbred hick". I was running out of insults that night.

some-one called me a hippy for no reason.

People call me a hippie all the time. But then again, they have a reason. :p

"you are so smart"

:rolleyes: yeah, that haunts me everyday........

"you are so smart"

:rolleyes: yeah, that haunts me everyday........

:p

I believe someone called me a neocon once.

I've been called a liberal from time to time... ;)

In school I was frequently called "hippy" after Nigel Planer's character Niel, in the young ones. These days it's more a statement of fact than an insult.

You know I can't think of a stupid insult. My friends have usually been quite creative. The others have been decidedly uncreative and have merely resorted to base allegations about me and my mother :D

i've been called hippie, too (never "filthy hippie" cos i'm actually very clean :))

also been called a dirty commie a few times. not much of an insult when i think its a good thing ;)

What was the stupidest thing meant as an insult that has ever been said to you?

Mine was some random girl: "Oh yeah? Well atleast I'M not bisexual!"

I was just kind of like "What the hell, that doesn't even make sense..."

So, what's yours?

Someone called me "son" today. I think that has to be the silliest insult ever.

"Fag!"

I was like, oh, honey, please! Behave.

Mine was:

'Yeah, well, shutup! You've got...Gay in the hair.'
Hehe =]

There was this one person who called me "sweet"..

I have really blond hair, so some people call me albino in an attempt to get a reaction, I guess.

some-one called me a hippy for no reason.

I get that alot. And I also get, "at least I'm not on shrooms!" which is weird, because I've never done any drugs.

The best one was probably, "You're like a cancerous left-wing version of Anne Coulter."
The worst, "You're a frivolous waste of skin with no purpose outside of amusing me, and when you fail to fufill that purpose, you will disappear from my life."

There was this one person who called me "sweet"..

Was that me? It was me, wasn't it? It was me.

We actually laughed.

Of course, you were still grounded until you were 35, but hey, at least you could laugh about it.

I don't get insulted all that often, I must be doing something wrong, but way back in college someone called me a dyke with the obvious intention of insulting me. My girlfriend at the time and I looked at each, laughed, and walked away hand in hand. I still think about that from time to time and smile.

a very kind person said this to me after i got a 60% on one of my physics tests...i guess a 3.7 gpa isn't good enough...

" you know what, a fifteen year old whore with two kids and no job is better than you. at the rate your going by the time your 23 your going to be homeless"

"Oh Yeah!! Well, Don't Worry About It!!"

^stupidest insult ive ever had directed towards me^

"Haha Look at that kid!! He only has Ten toes!!"

(The guy who said it was drunk at the time and I was at the pool..I didn't know him)
^Stupidest insult ive heard period.^

"You're fat"

A standard reply to someone idiotic and homophobic enough to use "gay" as an insult:

"Is that wishful thinking on your part?"

Was that me? It was me, wasn't it? It was me.
You've been guilty, and reprimanded accordingly, IIRC, but that was quite a while after the first occurence I was referring to in my post and I've had enough time to get over it and grow some sort of inner protection against it. I must have, or you'd be on my ignore list - I really did tend to overreact on that one back when.

And I also get, "at least I'm not on shrooms!" which is weird, because I've never done any drugs.

Oooh, I remember that, too. I've had dreads, and there was many a joke about my assumed drug consumption (funnily enough, I haven't even touched alcohol or cigarettes or anything in my life), brain capacity, and hygiene routines. Kind advice, gieven away for free because it's Thursday: There is only a limited amount of times that any given joke involving your conversation partner and lice is funny, no matter in how many and/or how 'creative' some ways it is delivered.

Of course, you were still grounded until you were 35, but hey, at least you could laugh about it.



Believe me when I say that the situation has become something of a sore point between me and my wife.

A standard reply to someone idiotic and homophobic enough to use "gay" as an insult:

"Is that wishful thinking on your part?"

I find the simple "you wish, buttboy!" to also be quite satisfactory.

What was the stupidest thing meant as an insult that has ever been said to you?

Mine was some random girl: "Oh yeah? Well atleast I'M not bisexual!"

I was just kind of like "What the hell, that doesn't even make sense..."

So, what's yours?

Has to be either "You're so Catholic!" or "You're so Republican!" Both were actually compliments that the user was too stupid to recognize :D

your'e riding yer auld wan.

the irish will get, or rather not, it

I find the simple "you wish, buttboy!" to also be quite satisfactory.

What about the seldom used but classic, "Gay Lord"? When I was a little kid I was convinced that homosexuality worked like vampirism, with covens and whatnot, due to this phrase.

What about the seldom used but classic, "Gay Lord"? When I was a little kid I was convinced that homosexuality worked like vampirism, with covens and whatnot, due to this phrase.

Funny thing is, "Gay Lord" is often used by Swedish third graders (who, generally just having started learning English in school think English is the shit), but for some reason I was never subjected to it specifically, so I don't tend to keep it in mind. Excellent phrase, though.

There's a structural engineering handbook written by Gaylord & Gaylord. Always funny.

"You can't hang with us because you're not five feet tall."

Uh... yeah... stupid people. So, I was extremely short as a kid.

The stupidest insult ever hurled at me (while drunk and in a joking manner--I hope):

"Burn in hell, you baby-eating, womanizing, Buddhist fanatical bastard!"

The stupidest insults hurled at me by various people on NSG:

"You're a troll!"

"You're an American!"

The worst, "You're a frivolous waste of skin with no purpose outside of amusing me, and when you fail to fufill that purpose, you will disappear from my life."
How the hell is that a bad insult?

The stupidest insult ever hurled at me (while drunk and in a joking manner--I hope):

"Burn in hell, you baby-eating, womanizing, Buddhist fanatical bastard!"

The stupidest insults hurled at me by various people on NSG:

"You're a troll!"

"You're an American!"

You're almighty!!

A standard reply to someone idiotic and homophobic enough to use "gay" as an insult:

"Is that wishful thinking on your part?"

i think "fuck you" is a good answer to most insults, myself.

You're almighty!!

You're desperate! :p

I think 'smelly socks' and 'froggy face' (said in all seriousness, I kid you not) are the most pathetic that have come my way. Of course the dude who said them was a tad odd... *shrug*

You're desperate! :p

Oh and it sorta works too :D Nice.

The stupidest insult ever hurled at me (while drunk and in a joking manner--I hope):

"Burn in hell, you baby-eating, womanizing, Buddhist fanatical bastard!"

Dude, can buddhists even BE fanatical? That religion is one that really, really, really doesn't lend itself to fanaticism. I mean, what, are they gonna be like "I'M GOING TO ACCEPT YOUR BELIEFS AND FIND INNER PEACE, MOTHER FUCKER!!!"

That whole "race traitor" incident...

Dude, can buddhists even BE fanatical? That religion is one that really, really, really doesn't lend itself to fanaticism. I mean, what, are they gonna be like "I'M GOING TO ACCEPT YOUR BELIEFS AND FIND INNER PEACE, MOTHER FUCKER!!!"
That's why I assume that the friend of mine who slurred that out was joking.

My mom called me a son of a bitch. I smiled and said, "I know."

You're my new hero. :D

I was once called a communist by some random passer-by.
I was sitting in an airport talking to a friend about how Russia beat Napoleon.

"Get a hair cut you hippy!" (don't really take it as an insult)
"Wait, is he a boy or a girl" :rolleyes:
*laughter*

Yay for visting Christian schools for a current events competion.

How the hell is that a bad insult?

Well, I'm not really a waste of skin, or frivolous, and I do really have a purpose in life outside of pleasing some moronic fifteen-year-old.

"Face"
"Homosexual"
I once told someone that I could think of better uses for the iron in their blood.

Well, I'm not really a waste of skin, or frivolous, and I do really have a purpose in life outside of pleasing some moronic fifteen-year-old.

Well, you're cool from my experience...you probably don't know me as this nation (or the others).

Why don't you like the tubby picture?

We don't like image spam in general, and Teletubbie image spam is worse than most. How about finding another outlet for your boredom.

"Face"
"Homosexual"
I once told someone that I could think of better uses for the iron in their blood.

Hey, using science in insults is against the rules! It confuses stupid people!

Once called "un-American" for reading the Qur'an.

Once called a "Zealot" for reading the Bible.

Both times in airports.

"You have hair on your breasts"
My little cousin. Was fucking hilliarous.

I once told someone that I could think of better uses for the iron in their blood.
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You win, I'll have to use that one.

I use fuck off in response to most insults, since it isn't worth thinking up of a comeback usually. But it's not as good anymore since now my friend comes back with "Sorry. I don't swing that way". I'm leaning towards responding "You better start then."

Once called "un-American" for reading the Qur'an.

Once called a "Zealot" for reading the Bible.

Both times in airports.

Gotta love those airports.

Gotta love those airports.

"Hello, could I convince you to join my religion, Southern Methodist Muslim Jesuit Church of Satanist Mohommad Krishna in the 10 seconds you're passing by?"

One of my favorite ones a while back was "Scum sucking leech on humanity's resources"

But no one realized they'd been insulted, so I gave up.

What was the stupidest thing meant as an insult that has ever been said to you?

Mine was some random girl: "Oh yeah? Well atleast I'M not bisexual!"

I was just kind of like "What the hell, that doesn't even make sense..."

So, what's yours?

"your gay"

EDIT: Why was I so foolish to assume that someone else had not posted that already?

"your gay"

"you're gay"

I am t3h gr@mMa N@z1!!!1111oneoneone111eleven!

Has your mom ever called you a motherfucker? Mine has.

Has your mom ever called you a motherfucker? Mine has.

"you're gay"

I am t3h gr@mMa N@z1!!!1111oneoneone111eleven!

No, that was a direct quote.

How appropriate, you fight like a cow!

Liberal.

What the fuck.

Sad thing is, it's like a generally accepted insult in today's culture...

"Fag!"

I was like, oh, honey, please! Behave.

Why would someone call you a cigarette? That's silly.

Kreynoria;12172936']Has your mom ever called you a motherfucker? Mine has.

Is it true? :p

"Get a hair cut you hippy!" (don't really take it as an insult)
"Wait, is he a boy or a girl" :rolleyes:
*laughter*

Yay for visting Christian schools for a current events competion.

christian tolerance is the bestest

Not sure - I normally hang out with civil people.

However, a month ago, during the famed Nazism thread, in which we debated an actual Nazi, said Nazi called me a Jew (which is true).

It was stupid, because I consider being a Jew a point of pride. I took to calling him "Nazi", perhaps because "The Fourth Holy Reich" is harder to type.

To tell the truth, I had to respect the guy. It's one thing to be anti-semitic, but it takes guts to openly tell a Jew that he deserves to die on the basis of being a Jew - and attempt to defend that position.

"commie" as a joking insult by my flatmates. i couldn't quite understand why this was supposed to be insulting but since it was meant that way it was annoying.

Irish-American asshole: Your mother's Puerto Rican!
Me: So what? Your mother's Irish.
Irish-American asshole: YOUR MOTHER'S PUERTO RICAN!
Me (patiently): Your mother's Irish.
Irish-American asshole (confused): Wait.... you mean your mother's REALLY Puerto Rican?!

My mom called me a son of a bitch. I smiled and said, "I know."

An old friend of my dad's was frustrated and called her son a little bastard. His retort? "You would know." :D

Kreynoria;12172949']Has your mom ever called you a motherfucker? Mine has.

Hey, Oedipus, howyadoin'? ;)

Irish-American asshole: Your mother's Puerto Rican!
Me: So what? Your mother's Irish.
Irish-American asshole: YOUR MOTHER'S PUERTO RICAN!
Me (patiently): Your mother's Irish.
Irish-American asshole (confused): Wait.... you mean your mother's REALLY Puerto Rican?!

EVERYBODY is Irish. There are forgotten tribes living in the middle of the Amazon with Irish blood.

"Well at least I dont eat my icecream with a fork!"


Cause I do, but that's not so insulting...........or is it?:eek:

i've been called a jew by a friend. it's one of the more bizarre insults, considering he knows i'm jewish and normally just uses ones like asshat, smacktard and buttplug

"Well at least I dont eat my icecream with a fork!"


Cause I do, but that's not so insulting...........or is it?:eek:
*Pounces*

Probably being called Honky.

I ain't white.

Dude, can buddhists even BE fanatical? That religion is one that really, really, really doesn't lend itself to fanaticism. I mean, what, are they gonna be like "I'M GOING TO ACCEPT YOUR BELIEFS AND FIND INNER PEACE, MOTHER FUCKER!!!"

Congratulations, you win a sig.

*Pounces*

Probably being called Honky.

I ain't white.



How bout "whitey" ? ;)

You're blue right? And wear a white hat, white pants and no shirt?


P.S. You owe me huge.....you're so late.

Liberal.

What the fuck.

Sad thing is, it's like a generally accepted insult in today's culture...

And you say that with a serious face in the NS General forum...

Stupid hippie. :p

How bout "whitey" ? ;)

You're blue right? And wear a white hat, white pants and no shirt?


P.S. You owe me huge.....you're so late.
LOL, that's the one, short and blue.

Maybe i tried to send you something but you were'nt around?

LOL, that's the one, short and blue.

Maybe i tried to send you something but you were'nt around?


Yeah, yeah.....whatever honky.



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Thank you modulators!!! *pinches all the mods on the hiney*

Oh, I was called a Nazi once. Still don't know why.

My mom called me a son of a bitch. I smiled and said, "I know."That happened to me too:rolleyes:

And you say that with a serious face in the NS General forum...

Stupid hippie. :p
I'd love to fit in with the conservative crowd, but we can't all be blessed with ignorance ;)

A few friends and I were nearly assaulted by an unsupervised group of Boy Scouts outside a Zoo (I kid you not), wielding expertly-cut lengths of tree-branch, and hollering 'Hippies! Communists! Faggots!' over and over again.

I had a few choice words for the Scout Leader when he finally arrived.

Yeah, yeah.....whatever honky.



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Thank you modulators!!! *pinches all the mods on the hiney*

*YIPES!*
You're welcome -- but if you keep this up Carterway's gonna get jealous and not want me rezzing the dead anymore. ;)

I was having some vietnamese food for lunch and a kid walking by who probably didn't like me because I was asian said "Oh look, that guy is eating dog food". I found this amusing since I was eating porkchops.

How bout "whitey" ? ;)

You're blue right? And wear a white hat, white pants and no shirt?


P.S. You owe me huge.....you're so late.

I've been called "whitey" by a bunch of elitist Indian guys on my bus, at a high-school that is like 90% white.

Yeah, yeah.....whatever honky.



Whoa...will ya look at that? Those darn Mods are lightening fast sometimes!

Thank you modulators!!! *pinches all the mods on the hiney*
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YOU"RE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*tackles*

*cough*

I mean, welcome back, Peech. :p

Back on topic: worst insult I've ever gotten was "You're an egg." I kind of stopped dead for a second and had to think that through.

"You...Dentist!"

William Soroyan's "Time of Your Life"

I was also called a nazi once, which I found to be the dumbest insult ever considering I was wiping the ashes of people, that I had just fed into the incinerator after gassing them, onto the pants of my SS uniform at the time.

Someone, who shall remain nameless, called me "liberal atheist duckfucker."
I had it in my sig for awhile, but the mods removed it.

Back on topic: worst insult I've ever gotten was "You're an egg." I kind of stopped dead for a second and had to think that through.
What does that mean? I was thinking like twinkie, asian on the outside but white on the inside, but that the opposite...
Someone, who shall remain nameless, called me "liberal atheist duckfucker."
I had it in my sig for awhile, but the mods removed it.

Duckfucker....hehehe


I can't remember the last original insult i've gotten...I used to get harry potter a bit, cracker a few times, when I used to hang out in spanish harlem I got a bunch of spanish one's that made my then GF blush (she never told me what they said)...I've been called too nice by some people, only a bit jokingly. I remember being called a prude by someone right after some distinctly unprudish behaviour, which made me laugh.

Oh, and being called Babyeater for a week or so as a joke (when we learned some anti-japanese propaganda in history class a couple years ago).

What does that mean? I was thinking like twinkie, asian on the outside but white on the inside, but that the opposite...
Well, it turns out the insult was a lot more brilliant than it lets on, because "egg" was used as an insult in one of Shakespeare's plays, as I have discovered 3 years after that insult. So either the insulter was amazingly familiar with literature (*snort*) or she was just out of things to say and decided to insult me with her family's grocery list. :p

My mom called me a son of a bitch. I smiled and said, "I know."

Along those lines, my mom has told me "your mama" jokes before.

Worst insult besides that is a few times when I said something (not something that works as ammo in this kinda thing) and somebody else said "Your mom!".

I was called a "****** loving Kike" by a lone Aryan in front of six of my Black friends, two of my Latino friends, and another Jewish guy. I kid you not. Needless to say, we stomped his sorry ass.
Note to anyone who means to use a truly offensive insult: Don't do it. Especially if the person who you are about to insult has nine guys in Timbos backing him, much less if you are alone...
Also, racial slurs (particularly when you don't know the person you are potentially offending) are best avoided in front of people of various minority backgrounds.:rolleyes:

was called an 'oxymoron' once by an idiot who thought it was an immprovement on just 'moron'

was called an 'oxymoron' once by an idiot who thought it was an immprovement on just 'moron'
Haha, that's wonderful. You should've said "but I'm a Foxymoron!" :p

Outside obviously non-serious gay jokes (very popular at my school), I never really was insulted.

I can think of a couple of strong contenders. In high school, a classmate called me an "ignorant racist bitch" in the middle of a discussion, in response to my comment that Americans in the 1850s were heavily divided on the issue of slavery. I've never figured that one out.

My other favorite comes from elementary school, where a group of kids once taunted me, "You read BOOKS!"

Haha, that's wonderful. You should've said "but I'm a Foxymoron!" :p

we were all too busy rolling on the ground laughing and pointing to think of retorts

Outside obviously non-serious gay jokes (very popular at my school), I never really was insulted.

Come to think about it, I have been called Chris Grissel.

Someone told me that jusdging by the way I look, I must have an amazing personality...

"Fag"

*in response to someone asking what me and the speaker are arguing about*

"Oh, he's just being post-modern."

I'm thinking to myself: "How is advocating gay-rights post-modern?"

I was called a "****** loving Kike" by a lone Aryan in front of six of my Black friends, two of my Latino friends, and another Jewish guy. I kid you not. Needless to say, we stomped his sorry ass.
Note to anyone who means to use a truly offensive insult: Don't do it. Especially if the person who you are about to insult has nine guys in Timbos backing him, much less if you are alone...
Also, racial slurs (particularly when you don't know the person you are potentially offending) are best avoided in front of people of various minority backgrounds.:rolleyes:

Psh!

Oh, far too many to count or even decide between, honestly. The sheer number of "racist white cracker boy whiny bitch" comments I got when I went to Oxnard High School alone is immense. It was hilarious because I spent so much time defending one person from another's racial comments. Even more odd, I kept getting jumped by small groups of gang members from the Hispanic, Vietnamese, Chinese, and black gangs. (I thanked every single time the fact that I had bothered to learn some self-defense from a friend back before I moved to California. I never would have made it the first time without at least some serious lacerations from their knives otherwise.) Hell, I was even once jumped by the Nazi gang, to my amusement, since they mostly just called me a ******/spic/kike/gook lover. I also once walked in on a meeting of emos only to get chased out by several wielding some rather large switchblades(barely dodged a thrown knife that time at that.) Ninth grade was an interesting year. SO glad I moved to Colorado at the end of it...

"Your mother wears combat boots"


WTF?

I've never been quite clear on how one guy calling another guy
a w@nker makes any sense as an insult.

Some fat, stupid asshole from school, years ago, was riding his bike past me and as he went, he said "reeeeeeetaaaaard" in his stupid voice. I kicked his bike over and he fell into the road...the driver was crazy and sued his parents...

Oh, the memories...

Yeah, yeah.....whatever honky.



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Actually yeah that is lighting fast moderations...

I think one guy was trying to insinuate that I don't have a penis:

Guy: "You look like a dick in your costume"
Me: "You're a dick."
Guy: "At least I have one!":rolleyes:

I was jokingly called a conservative (when I was in reality very commie), a windows ME-user and my fiance insists on calling me a commie (now that I am no longer communist)...

"Fucking Paki lover", aimed at me because my girlfriend is Sri Lankan.

The worst insults are the looks we get when I'm out with her and we're holding hands or whatever.

"Fucking Paki lover", aimed at me because my girlfriend is Sri Lankan.

The worst insults are the looks we get when I'm out with her and we're holding hands or whatever.
You have a Sri Lankan girlfriend?:eek: :(
They are damn fine.

You have a Sri Lankan girlfriend?:eek: :(
They are damn fine.
Well, she was born in England and has a British passport, but both her parents are Sri Lankan, so yes. She considers herself to be British, though.

And yes. Yes they are. :D

"STUPID BAG OF MOSTLY WATER!!"

No, really.

"Fucking Paki lover", aimed at me because my girlfriend is Sri Lankan.

The worst insults are the looks we get when I'm out with her and we're holding hands or whatever.

It's secretly jealousy. *nods*

My mom called me a son of a bitch. I smiled and said, "I know."

My brothers and I used to go 'your mom!' nyeaaahhhh at each other, and my mom picked it up and started using it too. it was quite amusing when we were all in our early teens and my mom would say 'your mom!' at the dinner table and stick out her tongue. we'd all go crazy giggling and my dad would just raise his eyebrow and be totally confused cause it was sort of really weird.


I think the dumbest insult I've ever had directed at me was while I was in juvie (i was in there once for 10 days, got out early for good behaviour). There was a girl in there who really really didn't like me, for no discernable reason that I could find, and she took every opportunity to try to bully me without physical contact cause if she actually hit me then they'd come down pretty hard on her and she'd already been in for something like a year for bad behaviour or something ridiculous like that. One night they showed us the Hunchback of Notre Dame cause it had just come out on video and she laughed and called me 'Quasi-hoe-do'... and I just looked at her like wtf ...

I once got called Hitler by some random person

It's secretly jealousy. *nods*
Probably. It's just annoying that some people are so narrow-minded. What's worse is that it's mostly Asians who give us the looks.

Outside obviously non-serious gay jokes (very popular at my school), I never really was insulted.

Must... resist... urge... to... insult...

I keep getting called Jew all the time, as if it were insulting.

my neighbor just told me that my kids "think for themselves too much" with a tone that makes me think that he thinks I am a bad mom because of this........

"You're a filthy, immature, tactless hooligan!" Yes, she called me a hooligan. :p

My response, "Yep." :)

"You're a filthy, immature, tactless hooligan!" Yes, she called me a hooligan. :p

My response, "Yep." :)

:p I get called a "heathen" a lot.

got called a "hussie" once at church camp, because I didn't wear nylons with my dress to evening worship..........it was like 110F out.

mines probably

"OMFG what the hell are you doing to that child?!? you freak!!!"

it was very CLEAR what i was doing to the child so i dont even know why she asked:rolleyes: neway it was the worst insult ever

"You're a filthy, immature, tactless hooligan!" Yes, she called me a hooligan. :p

My response, "Yep." :)

Can't really argue with her on that one :fluffle:

:p I get called a "heathen" a lot.

got called a "hussie" once at church camp, because I didn't wear nylons with my dress to evening worship..........it was like 110F out.

Jesus liked heathens. :)

:fluffle:

mines probably

"OMFG what the hell are you doing to that child?!? you freak!!!"

it was very CLEAR what i was doing to the child so i dont even know why she asked:rolleyes: neway it was the worst insult ever

... o_O :eek:

Gee, I'd have to link to some of the responses I've gotten here...

I just remembered another entertainingly inane insult. In high school, I was in a production of the play "Words, Words, Words," which is a rather cute little comedy in which three monkeys attempt to write Hamlet. After opening night, one of the self-proclaimed "cool" kids came up to me and said, "Oh my god, you looked like you were acting like some sort of MONKEY. That's so stupid! Why did you act like a monkey?"

Said I, "Ah....because I was cast as a monkey?"

Scoffed she, "Wow, you're stupid. Everyone was laughing at you."

Said I, "...yes. It was a comedy. That's the idea."

Said she, "Whatever. You looked like a monkey."

"English."

I live in Scotland, am quite diverse but all my ethnicities are European, and speak with a clear English accent. The exchange was something like this.

Him (in crappest posh English accent ever): Oh, hello, Robin, me old chum.
Me: Is that supposed to be English? I'm sorry, it's more like constipated Portuegese. This is how you insult someones accent:
Aye! Yoos er all pure deed meeeeeeeeehntal! Yer maw!
Him:...English!
Me: Since day one. Land of Hope and Glory,...

At this point he fled before my raw Englishtude. Or maybe he had just relaised that he couldn't think of any insults that actually offended.

The stupidest insult I've ever heard was "Unpronouncable Streaker". The embarrasing thing is that in theory, I said it. In practice, I, quoting frm Terry Pratchett's Jingo!, said "Imbred streak of piss". Then there was a game of chinese whispers, as it were, among twenty people with an accent differant to my own who don't know what that "Imbred" is a word, and it was returned to my table. I couldn't speak for the shame.

And the insult that most angered me wasn't even intended.

"So yeah, I'm certainly not at all very Celtic. More Germanic than anything else"
"That makes you a nazi."

We were eight... but still, I was completely disgusted. He just said it, passively, and obviously meant it.

"Oi, fagface, don't be such a....fagface!"
Twat.

i've never been insulted, that i remember anyway. :(

Congratulations, you win a sig.

Yay!

I had a few choice words for the Scout Leader when he finally arrived.

"Could you stop feeling them long enough to teach them sanity?"

"Could you stop feeling them long enough to teach them sanity?"

I'll have you know I'm a scout! We're all very racially and religiously tolerant in my troop. We only discriminate against:

1)Newbies
2)Girls (in our troop? Never!)
3)Innocent bystanders

I got called a muskrat once. At least it was stupid with a side of inventive.

Geek and Nerd so many times, hell, I openly admit to being a nerd.
Stupid - by people with IQs lower than that of a glass of water.

Gay - Its the fall back insult at my school (My friends do it with skill and wit and by twisting words, others don't)

Told to cut my hair sooo many times I just ignore it.

If you really want to get a look at some reeeeeally stupid insults, you have to be a professor teaching a survey ("101"-level) course at a college large enough that you're trying to teach it to more than 100 students. The two principles "you can't please everyone" and "it takes all kinds" come together in an appalling and comical array of attempted insults and botched mockery.

My single favorite was a one-two of "YOU SUCK LIKE ASS" (honestly, what kind of simile is that? It's just "YOU SUCK ASS" -- the addition of "like" makes me wonder where you spend your extra time), and calling me unprofessional, but spelling it -- and I'm not making this up -- U-N-P-E-R-F-E-S-H-A-N-A-L.

The combination of the ass reference and the "anal" addition to the second slight reeeeeally makes me wonder about this person.

As George Carlin said: "God damn, there's a lot of stupid motherfuckers out there. Just think of how stupid the average person is, and realize that half of the population are stupider than him!"

"You're such a feminist" has to be one of the funniest recurring insults I encounter. That's like trying to insult me by saying, "You're so totally not racist."

I also crack up when people try to insult me by calling me queer. Particularly since it is always (and I mean always) young hetero boys who use that particular "insult" toward me. It's like, um, sir? You're a hetero boy, so why the hell do you think it's insulting to point out that somebody enjoys naked ladies?

Another fun one is being called a "slut" by somebody who came on to me at a pub and was turned down. I decline sex with them, which clearly means I must be a slut...or something...I dunno, I never quite figured that one out.

I'm frequently informed that I'm weird. I insult them back with a, "Thank you."

No-one has ever gotten it.



Otherwise, I don't get insulted much, except by NSers who are half joking anyway.

I also crack up when people try to insult me by calling me queer. Particularly since it is always (and I mean always) young hetero boys who use that particular "insult" toward me. It's like, um, sir? You're a hetero boy, so why the hell do you think it's insulting to point out that somebody enjoys naked ladies?


I'll always think it's funny when people call lesbians "dykes" or just use lesbian/gay towards girls as an insult. I always imagine the 11 year olds yelling "YOU'RE SUCH A DYKE! God, I need to go look at lesbian porno now."

Oh, I got a few weird looks when I was hugging my friend. Well, that and holding her and stuff...


But it was mostly innocent!

(She's black, I'm white. Stupid motherfuckers.)

I used to get called a 'peg'; as in 'You peg!' by my little brother. Confusing, but excusable by that fact that he was about 6, I believe. I don't seem to get insulted much these days. Probably a good thing.

Oh, and YAY PEECH! :)

being sneeringly asked by work colleagues 'oh are you some kind of genius then?' when i do the crossword on my lunchbreak (!)

unsurprisingly no-one's ever gotten it when i calmly respond "no, SubGenius"

A friend's mother once said to my Thai friend, 'Are you always that colour?' (we'd just got back from holiday). She's very sarcastic generally, but said this in such a way, it could have been taken very badly.

I can't actually think of many insults that have been directed at me, it seems I'm not interesting enough to be targetted. One was getting called 'stuck up' and 'posh' after declining a relationship with a random girl's friend.

I get called "Emo!" wich is more than slightly pathetic, seeing as I openly admit to it.
"Bisexual" Pathetic, for reasons see above.
Oh the grand finale: "Individual!!" I mean WTF? Honestly... WTF???

I used to get called a 'peg';

Huh?

I believe some socialist on here once did accuse me of being a heartless, insensitive, child-murdering person (with a sad smiley face, too). I said that was quite right; I had to be if I wanted to stay in the Capitalist Pig Dogs Guild of America. Or some such thing. Anyway, the socialist, who was probably like 14, ended up getting completely confused and ignoring me.

Well, meh. That's happened to everyone, I think.



In real life people accuse me of not liking them or being antisocial all the time. But those aren't insults, they're truths.

Huh?

Beats me. He was six.

"You can't read!" was by far the most stupid

Here's the Mother of all Insults:

You play NationStates!!!

(hides under rock)

Here's the Mother of all Insults:

You play NationStates!!!

(hides under rock)
I actually got that one. Ironically, that same day, another person found out I play NationStates, and said "cool". I was very confused.

I actually got that one. Ironically, that same day, another person found out I play NationStates, and said "cool". I was very confused.

I have never met anyone who knows what it is yet. Nor anyone who when I show them, understands it.

I have been told that I was a cold-hearted, moral-less monster. Oh, and told I was as bad as Hitler. I suppose its all relative really.

I'll always think it's funny when people call lesbians "dykes" or just use lesbian/gay towards girls as an insult. I always imagine the 11 year olds yelling "YOU'RE SUCH A DYKE! God, I need to go look at lesbian porno now."
Heh, indeed.

I generally just respond to "You DYKE" with, "Sorry, but no, you cannot watch."

:D

was called an 'oxymoron' once by an idiot who thought it was an immprovement on just 'moron'

LOL, he was an ox AND a moron. ;)

I got called an "ugly Jewish Nazi" by some kid who had brought a gang around me to beat me up because they thought I was Jewish.

Poor kid had some misguided notions of holy wars. He'd gone around for months before talking about a jihad, like he wasn't a middle-class rich kid whose mother picked him up in a BMW outside of school every day.

I have been told that I was a cold-hearted, moral-less monster. Oh, and told I was as bad as Hitler. I suppose its all relative really.

Didn't I say that? :p

What was the stupidest thing meant as an insult that has ever been said to you?

Mine was some random girl: "Oh yeah? Well atleast I'M not bisexual!"

I was just kind of like "What the hell, that doesn't even make sense..."

So, what's yours?

The old fashioned "your momma wore combat boots" Its stupid because she did. :D

My mom called me a son of a bitch.
She did the same thing to me once...

What was the stupidest thing meant as an insult that has ever been said to you?

Mine was some random girl: "Oh yeah? Well atleast I'M not bisexual!"

I was just kind of like "What the hell, that doesn't even make sense..."

So, what's yours?

Some guy threatened me with "I'll make a shoegun and shoot you with it." A shoegun. As in a gun that fires shoes, not a misspelling of shotgun. It sounds like something Random Task from Austin Powers would use.

Of course, he's really stupid. No shit.

A friend of mine was once told to "sod off, you face-boy".

Ahhh, those were the days.
LOL, he was an ox AND a moron.
I recall once commenting what someone said was an oxymoron... He asked me to not use words of more than two syllables... "Well, then it was an oxy. Moron!"

I was called a 'dirty jew' before, despite the fact that I was born in Thailand to Chinese and Laotian parents.

This comment was directed at me.

"Sean....you....you...you.....GEEK"


I was crying of laughter for the rest of the day.

The stupidest insult I've ever heard in my life is 'your momma' it doesn't even make sense. WTF! If you want to insult someone, you have to be a little creative don't you think?

Heh, indeed.

I generally just respond to "You DYKE" with, "Sorry, but no, you cannot watch."

:D

*Bows and worships*

Can I watch?

I just remembered another one: "pinko-loving commie whore." Allegedly said by the same person who called me a "cancerous left-wing version of Anne Coulter," but it's hard to say if that's true, or if his jerk-off friend was just trying to provoke me.

I just remembered another one: "pinko-loving commie whore."

Man, they'd have to change it for me. It'd have to be "Whore-loving pinko commie"

:p

What was the stupidest thing meant as an insult that has ever been said to you?

Mine was some random girl: "Oh yeah? Well atleast I'M not bisexual!"

I was just kind of like "What the hell, that doesn't even make sense..."

So, what's yours?


One bloke called my dad a **** back in the days when I was still at school. I said ohh you know him then? hehe face was a picture.

I just called somebody a penguin.

I just called somebody a penguin.
Between you and me, we called him a strawpenguin.

Between you and me, we called him a strawpenguin.

We are equally guilty of the lame though fitting insult.

See if your father is ever called gay ( it doesn't matter if he is or not) do not fight back but wait for the right moment to strike:

Person 1: My dad has a bigger car than your dad
Person 2: My dad has a bigger house than your dad
You: Well, according to you, my dad's gay so he'll bumfuck both your dads!

Priceless

A hockey teammate of mine (that's field hockey btw) was taking on this guy on the other side who tried to make a tackle but just ended up smacking my teammate's arm. The umpire blew up and my teammate, while waving his arm around in pain, attempted to stop himself swearing at the guy and proceeded to say, 'You.....you....you.....you THING!'.

See if your father is ever called gay ( it doesn't matter if he is or not) do not fight back but wait for the right moment to strike:

Person 1: My dad has a bigger car than your dad
Person 2: My dad has a bigger house than your dad
You: Well, according to you, my dad's gay so he'll bumfuck both your dads!

Priceless

That is so fucking awesome on so many levels.