What's with all the hidden porn this christmas season?
Drunk commies deleted
04-01-2007, 16:30
Ok, I've covered the computer given to a 13 year old that came pre loaded with porn, the "you're a filthy slut" talking little mermaid doll, and now this. A kid got a Xbox 360 game with porn on it. The father bought him a Madden '07 disk for his Xbox, but when the kid went to play it he got porn.
Is this something new? Are toy manufacturers trying to boost sales by making their products racier? Why didn't I ever get porn-laden toys when I was a kid? I had to steal dirty magazines for my porn fix.
http://www.standard.net/live/news/94984/
Neo Undelia
04-01-2007, 16:36
You're back with a vengeance, eh?
Cabra West
04-01-2007, 16:36
How dumb is that 14 year old? He returns the porn for more games???
I would have kept the porn.
It was a conspiracy on the part of a secret gay/Jewish/Islamic/Communist cabal to corrupt our youth. So far, it seems to be getting a good start. Oh, it looks like I've revealed far too much...
Call to power
04-01-2007, 16:42
how did he talk about porn to his dad is what I would like to know :p
Jello Biafra
04-01-2007, 16:44
How dumb is that 14 year old? He returns the porn for more games???
I would have kept the porn.He shoulda made copies of it then sold it to his friends.
...though it's easy enough to find porn on the internet...
...not that I'd know or anything...
Drunk commies deleted
04-01-2007, 16:44
how did he talk about porn to his dad is what I would like to know :p
Dad, I really like bukkake, but the Xbox porn you bought me for Christmas doesn't have even one moneyshot in it.
Eltaphilon
04-01-2007, 17:08
Tim Mahoney said, while he is glad Circuit City has agreed to replace the Madden NFL 07 game, he's wary about providing another copy to Kolton for fear it may contain more porn.
"I'm going to look at it before I give it to him."
That made me chuckle.
Jello Biafra
04-01-2007, 17:09
That made me chuckle."Dad, you've been looking at my game for an hour!"
i wonder if the same will happen with the nintendo wii.
that controller would make things interesting...
Kryozerkia
04-01-2007, 17:34
OF course it will... and it won't be an ethical problem because it'll contain anime-style chicks, who aren't real chicks.
That made me chuckle.
at least one parent is taking an active role in what his child does...
meanwhile, can you imagine... some factory worker somewhere is popping his disguised porn DVD into his player and getting an image of John Madden!!!
OF course it will... and it won't be an ethical problem because it'll contain anime-style chicks, who aren't real chicks.
BILLY WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT CONTROLLER!?!?!?
But mum its say insert controller here!!!