NationStates Jolt Archive


What's a chocolate tampon?

Drunk commies deleted
04-01-2007, 16:24
Among the pranks they allegedly pulled on Ward: giving her what the report described as a "chocolate tampon"http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16441559/site/newsweek/page/2/

Did they hide a tampon in a large chocolate easter bunny? Is it some kind of euphamism for inserting a tampon in the wrong hole? Inquiring minds want to know.
Cluichstan
04-01-2007, 16:26
I believe it's slang for a tampon shoved up one's arsehole. *shudder*
Farnhamia
04-01-2007, 16:28
Try googling "chocolate tampon". The results are scary. :eek:
Cluichstan
04-01-2007, 16:29
Try googling "chocolate tampon". The results are scary. :eek:

I'd rather not.
Call to power
04-01-2007, 16:31
a story about cheerleaders with the phrase “girls gone wild” hmmm *goes to clean room*
Call to power
04-01-2007, 16:35
Try googling "chocolate tampon". The results are scary. :eek:

tampon dolls...is that even possible?
Jello Biafra
04-01-2007, 16:35
Maybe it was a tampon that was used a certain way that they told her was a chocolate-covered pretzel rod?
Mogtaria
04-01-2007, 16:48
Having read the article and not seen any hint of assault charges being brought against any of the girls I highly doubt that the "chocolate tampon" was them sticking one in the coaches rear. I suspect that it was simply a confection in the shape of a tampon and purely designed to embarass their coach.
Hobos That Read
04-01-2007, 17:30
I hate people like this, that believe just because their teacher is "cruel" to them they can't treat them like shit. :(

On a lighter note, I'm just curious how DCD found this "Hot cheerleaders turn bad"?:D :p
Kryozerkia
04-01-2007, 17:31
DCD can't surprise me any more.
Pure Metal
04-01-2007, 17:33
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16441559/site/newsweek/page/2/

Did they hide a tampon in a large chocolate easter bunny? Is it some kind of euphamism for inserting a tampon in the wrong hole? Inquiring minds want to know.

dude, you come up with the weirdest shit...
Northern Borders
04-01-2007, 17:40
Man, between the bulies, the crazy cheerleaders and the shootings, I wonder how americans can learn anything at schools.
Kryozerkia
04-01-2007, 17:44
Man, between the bulies, the crazy cheerleaders and the shootings, I wonder how americans can learn anything at schools.
They learn the same way the rest of us do, except with more distractions.