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Is staring at another guys...

Hobos That Read
04-01-2007, 15:29
nipples gay? I just curious. This came up after an incident at the changing rooms at school.

:D


The person in question being male as well...
Ifreann
04-01-2007, 15:31
Only if you want to have sex with him.
Pure Metal
04-01-2007, 15:32
depends on the stare.


if its a full-on stare lasting several seconds, maybe with a bit of drool involved and a glassy look in your eye, then probably a little homoerotic, yes ;)
a glance? no.
Isidoor
04-01-2007, 15:32
it's only gay when the balls touch
IL Ruffino
04-01-2007, 15:35
Yep, you're gay.
Kryozerkia
04-01-2007, 15:37
As long as you're only comparing, it's not gay.
New Burmesia
04-01-2007, 15:38
Well, if your changing rooms are anything like ours were (a room for 30 with 60 inside and no cubicles/toilets) you're bound to see something eventually... *shudders*
Jello Biafra
04-01-2007, 15:39
Depends on why you were staring.
Nodinia
04-01-2007, 15:40
nipples gay? I just curious. This came up after an incident at the changing rooms at school.

:D


The person in question being male as well...


Depends why you were staring/what you were thinking etc.
Hobos That Read
04-01-2007, 15:40
Yep, you're gay.

Hey! Who said it was me? It was a friend...

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Keruvalia
04-01-2007, 15:41
Staring? Nah ....

Gently carressing with your tongue while stroking his cock? Maybe ....
Hobos That Read
04-01-2007, 15:43
Well, if your changing rooms are anything like ours were (a room for 30 with 60 inside and no cubicles/toilets) you're bound to see something eventually... *shudders*

We don't shower after PE or anything... we're not as weird as that. The underwear stays on.
Londim
04-01-2007, 15:45
Its not gay if you don't make eye contact.
New Burmesia
04-01-2007, 15:46
We don't shower after PE or anything... we're not as weird as that. The underwear stays on.
We did swimming lessons, you know...
Whereyouthinkyougoing
04-01-2007, 15:50
Staring? Nah ....

Gently carressing with your tongue while stroking his cock? Maybe ....:p
Isidoor
04-01-2007, 15:51
Its not gay if you don't make eye contact.

how do you make eye contact when staring at one's nipples?
Cluichstan
04-01-2007, 15:51
You're gay. Prepare for teh AIDS. :p
Londim
04-01-2007, 15:56
how do you make eye contact when staring at one's nipples?

You never know. There are some freakish people out there who could do both :eek:
Call to power
04-01-2007, 15:58
Gently carressing with your tongue while stroking his cock? Maybe ....

that’s completely unfounded! :p

And nipples rule everyone stares at them hence the saying “my face is up here” (clearly a play on the fact that your nipples and belly button make a face with an expression depending on many things...)
Isidoor
04-01-2007, 15:59
You never know. There are some freakish people out there who could do both :eek:

hmmm now i think of it, there is at least one position in wich you can see somebody's eyes and nipplesn at the same time. and that position would most definatly make you gay. :)
United Beleriand
04-01-2007, 16:03
nipples gay? I just curious. This came up after an incident at the changing rooms at school.

:D


The person in question being male as well...not if the nipples look like pamela's
The Infinite Dunes
04-01-2007, 16:07
not if the nipples look like pamela'sNo, just no. Man titties are biggest turn-off in the world. Whether you be gay or straight, male or female. Or any combination mix of sexualities and genders.
Call to power
04-01-2007, 16:08
No, just no. Man titties are biggest turn-off in the world. Whether you be gay or straight, male or female. Or any combination mix of sexualities and genders.

:( *covers self*
Maraque
04-01-2007, 16:10
Why were you staring at another guys nipples anyway? Come on, tell us. :p

And no, I don't think so... but it depends, so tell us!!!11one
The Infinite Dunes
04-01-2007, 16:12
:( *covers self*Do you have a chest like pamela?

I make a distinction between just being slightly overweight and man titties. So you're probably alright.
Ashmoria
04-01-2007, 16:15
did the guy have 3 nipples? anyone would stare at a guy with extras.
Farnhamia
04-01-2007, 16:19
Here, write this down ...

"Dear Pastor Phelps, I have a friend who has a problem. In gym class the other day he found himself staring at a classmate's nipples ..."

I'm sure you can finish that yourself, and in a week or two, you might have an emergency response team from the Westboro Baptist Church picketing your school, which will be a lot more fun than studying.
Khadgar
04-01-2007, 16:27
To answer the question seriously, not necessarily. Depends on your state of mind at the time.
Smunkeeville
04-01-2007, 16:28
maybe you are just curious?

I remember going through a curious time when I was younger, I ended up with a crazy girlfriend briefly though, so watch out for that.
Hobos That Read
04-01-2007, 16:38
maybe you are just curious?

I remember going through a curious time when I was younger, I ended up with a crazy girlfriend briefly though, so watch out for that.

Hmm, that sounds too familiar.

My one managed to get expelled from school and apparently has shaved all her hair off...:(
Khadgar
04-01-2007, 16:44
Men are more stable, plus you get more sex!
Smunkeeville
04-01-2007, 16:56
Hmm, that sounds too familiar.

My one managed to get expelled from school and apparently has shaved all her hair off...:(

mine tried to commit suicide because I wouldn't move in with her........she was literally insane.

If that's not bad enough we only "dated" for like 2 weeks before she freaked out.
Maraque
04-01-2007, 17:00
Oh, I've had an experience with an insane boyfriend. He was actually diagnosed with schizophrenia after we met.

I shoulda known something was up when he kept on talking to himself and throwing lamps randomly, among other oddities.
Myseneum
04-01-2007, 17:02
nipples gay? I just curious. This came up after an incident at the changing rooms at school.

Innies or Outies?

Shaped like South America or Africa?

Extra appendages hanging off or just varicolored?

Located other than on the chest?

Vertically colinear?

Squirting odd substance?

Not a liquid?

Are they staring back?
Hobos That Read
04-01-2007, 17:29
mine tried to commit suicide because I wouldn't move in with her........she was literally insane.

If that's not bad enough we only "dated" for like 2 weeks before she freaked out.

Uh...I can safetly say you were a lot worse off.

You've had a shit life it seems, good luck for the rest. :)
Hobos That Read
04-01-2007, 17:34
Innies or Outies?

Shaped like South America or Africa?

Extra appendages hanging off or just varicolored?

Located other than on the chest?

Vertically colinear?

Squirting odd substance?

Not a liquid?

Are they staring back?

Uh, normal methinks.
Smunkeeville
04-01-2007, 17:38
Uh...I can safetly say you were a lot worse off.

You've had a shit life it seems, good luck for the rest. :)

meh, it's all good now, I got a man who loves me, kids who obey me, and a Jeep that runs most of the time ;)
Hobos That Read
04-01-2007, 17:51
meh, it's all good now, I got a man who loves me, kids who obey me, and a Jeep that runs most of the time ;)

:)
Drunk commies deleted
04-01-2007, 17:59
nipples gay? I just curious. This came up after an incident at the changing rooms at school.

:D


The person in question being male as well...

You know how I know you're gay? You're checking out some guy's nipples.
Hobos That Read
04-01-2007, 18:03
You know how I know you're gay? You're checking out some guy's nipples.

I would call you a c*** but you're funny. :(
New Xero Seven
04-01-2007, 18:04
Well, there musta been something about that one nipple that caught your eye.... :rolleyes:
Jello Biafra
04-01-2007, 18:06
Well, there musta been something about that one nipple that caught your eye.... :rolleyes:Maybe it winked?
Eurasia and Oceana
04-01-2007, 18:11
Only if you're actually gay
Hobos That Read
04-01-2007, 18:15
Well, there musta been something about that one nipple that caught your eye.... :rolleyes:

It was brewing moon-shine. :rolleyes:
Drunk commies deleted
04-01-2007, 18:19
I would call you a c*** but you're funny. :(

Don't take offense. I was just kidding.
Jello Biafra
04-01-2007, 18:21
Don't take offense. I was just kidding.Maybe he'll feel better if you let him stare at your nipples?
Drunk commies deleted
04-01-2007, 18:23
Maybe he'll feel better if you let him stare at your nipples?

Can't. I lost my nipples in a mountain bike accident when I was two.
Egoidsuperego
04-01-2007, 18:25
Can't. I lost my nipples in a mountain bike accident when I was two.

No way, I lost both my legs in a moutain biking accident.
Hobos That Read
04-01-2007, 18:27
Don't take offense. I was just kidding.

Aw, now I feel like a Catholic realising boycotting the network showing the Bloody Mary epidsode of South Park won't do anything but make more people watch it. :(
Drunk commies deleted
04-01-2007, 18:28
No way, I lost both my legs in a moutain biking accident.

Maybe they're waiting for us up in heaven.
Jello Biafra
04-01-2007, 18:32
Can't. I lost my nipples in a mountain bike accident when I was two.<Superglues the erasers from two pencils onto your chest.> Now you have nipples again!
Watch out for paper cuts, though.
MostEvil
04-01-2007, 18:33
Nipples are OK........ But if it's his arse or willy - you're gay. Just enjoy:fluffle:
Myseneum
04-01-2007, 18:35
This is weird...

I lost my bike in a freak mountain nipple accident...
Yootopia
04-01-2007, 19:12
Only if you're eyeing him up and blowing kisses seruptitiously and/or physically touching him and whispering sweet nothings into their ear.

But I voted 'yes' anyway, because it is a bit, yeah. "Staring" rather than "glancing at because they're there, and everyone's top is off"
Lunatic Goofballs
04-01-2007, 19:26
*sings* "If you think you might be gay, then you're gay!" *clap clap!* "If you think you might be gay, then you're gay!" *clap clap!* -Carlos Mencia

:D

I don't hold much to sexual labeling, but that make me laugh, so I thought I'd share. :)
Nobel Hobos
04-01-2007, 19:32
Yeah, I asked myself that question once.

Then I realized I was in the wrong changing room :D
Cluichstan
04-01-2007, 19:45
This is weird...

I lost my bike in a freak mountain nipple accident...

You win this thread.
Nobel Hobos
04-01-2007, 19:51
You win this thread.

Ouch. Goodnight.