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To not do a damn thing! I have nothing that needs to be done today, and I'm feeling lazy.

So, anyone else slacking off today?

Liar! You're going to masturbate at least five times today.

Do you really have to ask? :rolleyes:

Well, I might go out to the car and bring in the stuff I should have brought in two days ago.

After I get dressed.

Maybe.

I have to go to work in 3 hours :(

Liar! You're going to masturbate at least five times today.
Well, maybe after school is over.. :)
Do you really have to ask? :rolleyes:

Well, I might go out to the car and bring in the stuff I should have brought in two days ago.

After I get dressed.

Maybe.

Getting dressed takes too much effort. :(

Liar! You're going to masturbate at least five times today.

I wish could do that... I'm at work, and there's nothing to do. At all. Next week will be back to normal, but today - and most likely tomorrow - are just boooooooooring.

Getting dressed takes too much effort. :(
So true.

*stays sitting in front of the computer in her jammies*

Do you really have to ask? :rolleyes:

Well, I might go out to the car and bring in the stuff I should have brought in two days ago.

After I get dressed.

Maybe.

Don't get dressed. We prefer you nekkid. :p

I'm going to work out if my roommate ever wakes up. I'm going to clean my room a tab, and finally, I'm waiting on a call back from Hot Topic.

Now, before you make fun of me, consider my reason for wanting a job at Hot Topic: To work inside tangible irony.

Now, before you make fun of me, consider my reason for wanting a job at Hot Topic: To work inside tangible irony.


I hafta admit, that is pretty funny. :D

I'm going to work out if my roommate ever wakes up. I'm going to clean my room a tab, and finally, I'm waiting on a call back from Hot Topic.

Now, before you make fun of me, consider my reason for wanting a job at Hot Topic: To work inside tangible irony.

Hot Topic scares me. :(

I've only been there twice, and quickly walked out, to avoid the darkness.

I hafta admit, that is pretty funny. :D

Thanks! It certainly has nothing to do with my credit card debt!

Hot Topic scares me. :(

I've only been there twice, and quickly walked out, to avoid the darkness.

Honestly, I also like the atmosphere. Loud, blasting music that I sometimes enjoy, angsty high-school girls in all black, and cute-coworkers with pink hair.

I have to go into town and try to put together an Elvis costume for under £15.

I think it's going to be denim jacket, white t-shirt, both from charity shops. Maybe I'll do something about trousers as well.

I have to go into town and try to put together an Elvis costume for under £15.

I think it's going to be denim jacket, white t-shirt, both from charity shops. Maybe I'll do something about trousers as well.

Tight, SHINY pants!

Tight, SHINY pants!
Nah, I quite like everything to be working down there...

ruffy, go out and take some more photos!
or select your favourite photos and TG the links to me so i can put them on my site and save me a shitload of work ;)


myself, i gotta do some work today but i've spent the last 4 and a bit hours successfully procrastinating, so why stop now?
besides, its too cold to work (my fingers are freezing, i have two jumpers on, and the heating is on but its still fucking cold :()

I have to go into town and try to put together an Elvis costume for under £15.

I think it's going to be denim jacket, white t-shirt, both from charity shops. Maybe I'll do something about trousers as well.

why do you need an elvis costume?

Nothing.

You expect me to do anything?

Working now, when I get home I should have some computer parts waiting for me so I can rebuild my computer completely. Gutted it before I came to work.

Grrr, maybe I won't, according to UPS one of my parts was delayed and won't arrive til tomorrow. Guess I reassemble my computer when I get home.

I might go out later but right now I'm struggling to stay awake so it seems unlikely…again :(

I may also do some yoga its done wonders for my back (though my legs hate me)

my wife is away til tommorrow and my kids are in school- Its going to be a quiet day here for a change.

my wife is away til tommorrow and my kids are in school- Its going to be a quiet day here for a change.

Read: lots of internet porn in CL's immediate future. :p

Liar! You're going to masturbate at least five times today.
After the first, and maybe second (and perhaps third) time, the fine art of aunanism begins to suffer from diminishing marginal utility. :)

After the first, and maybe second (and perhaps third) time, the fine art of aunanism begins to suffer from diminishing marginal utility. :)

Perhaps for males. :p

After the first, and maybe second (and perhaps third) time, the fine art of aunanism begins to suffer from diminishing marginal utility. :)

And then there's the whole chafing issue...

And then there's the whole chafing issue...

Another strike against the notion of "intelligent" design ...

Another strike against the notion of "intelligent" design ...
The entire phallus is a strike against that notion. I mean who would place such a sensitive organ in an area of the body so easy to attack? Perhaps God, should it exist, is a woman. :D

The entire phallus is a strike against that notion. I mean who would place such a sensitive organ in an area of the body so easy to attack? Perhaps God, should it exist, is a woman. :D

easy to attack and easy to access

i've just been eating a tuna & pasta bake thingy to celebrate my working something out, for my work, that's been bugging me for over a month! :) yay!

i also lit a fire cos i'm working from home today and it was all cold. tis going quite nicely now :)
today has actually been quite productive :eek: :p

And then there's the whole chafing issue...

I think ya'll just arent doing it right. Remember people, its all about technique :D
And yeah im not doing a damn thing to day either.

Perhaps for males. :p

*swoon*

easy to attack and easy to access
Easy access is always a good thing. :)

I think ya'll just arent doing it right. Remember people, its all about technique :D
And yeah im not doing a damn thing to day either.

After a while, you can rub it raw, mate -- all technique aside. Not that I know from personal experience, of course... http://209.85.48.12/html/emoticons/unsure.gif

After a while, you can rub it raw, mate -- all technique aside. Not that I know from personal experience, of course... http://209.85.48.12/html/emoticons/unsure.gif
It simply gets boring after a few times anyway, after you've rid of the horniness.

hubby is off work today, so that he can drive me to the doctor, I seem to have a slipped disc in my back, it hurts like a son of a puppy too.

I should be doing stuff, I've got code to write, but I'm sitting here feeling a bit crappy instead.

It's not bad enough to be ill (and it's just gluttony and tiredness catching up, anyway), but it's successfully preventing me from thinking. Blergh.

I´ve got to get out and watch Casino Royale.

I´ve got to start reading Feast for Crowns by George Martin.

I´ve got to study 30 pages about genetics.

I´ve got to study 15 pages about organic chemistry.

I´ve got to clip my nails.

I guess that is it.

hubby is off work today, so that he can drive me to the doctor, I seem to have a slipped disc in my back, it hurts like a son of a puppy too.

:eek: ouch :-S

hope you get better soon :fluffle:

:eek: ouch :-S

hope you get better soon :fluffle:

thanks. I wouldn't move out of my default position (which is mostly painless) but apparently my doctor will not write a script for narcotics and muscle relaxers without seeing me, so I have to get dressed, walk to the car, and ride up there.....stupid doctor.

hubby did offer to carry me to the car, and he claims that I can go "as is" but I don't wanna go to the doctor in my jammies

It simply gets boring after a few times anyway, after you've rid of the horniness.

Not if you've got good porn. ;)

Somehow get 7 hours of community service before the 12th.

thanks. I wouldn't move out of my default position (which is mostly painless) but apparently my doctor will not write a script for narcotics and muscle relaxers without seeing me, so I have to get dressed, walk to the car, and ride up there.....stupid doctor.

hubby did offer to carry me to the car, and he claims that I can go "as is" but I don't wanna go to the doctor in my jammies

PJs are better than naked ;)

PJs are better than naked ;)

For some people.

Not if you've got good porn. ;)
God bless xtube. :D I definitely have the "willingness", shall we say, to put it to use, for better for for worse.

God bless xtube. :D I definitely have the "willingness", shall we say, to put it to use, for better for for worse.

Nah, God bless my hard drive. I've got a sick amount stashed away. :cool:

To not do a damn thing! I have nothing that needs to be done today, and I'm feeling lazy.

So, anyone else slacking off today?

Yup, I slept until past noon, so I spoiled another day :( Oh well, I've still got tomorrow to do stuff ;)

thanks. I wouldn't move out of my default position (which is mostly painless) but apparently my doctor will not write a script for narcotics and muscle relaxers without seeing me, so I have to get dressed, walk to the car, and ride up there.....stupid doctor.

hubby did offer to carry me to the car, and he claims that I can go "as is" but I don't wanna go to the doctor in my jammies

Hope you feel better, too, Smunkee, and yeah, I'd not want to be going out of the house in my jammies.

Yup, I slept until past noon, so I spoiled another day :( Oh well, I've still got tomorrow to do stuff ;)

I slept till past 2 o'clock

Nah, God bless my hard drive. I've got a sick amount stashed away. :cool:
You're not alone in that. ;)

Mainly going to this one place to see 14 train sets in "realistic scenarios". Not my idea. And then, read Terry Brooks, play BF2, and NSG for the rest of the day. And possibly homework. Possibly.

why do you need an elvis costume?
Murder mystery party. I will be playing the part of 'Al Shukup', who is, if you hadn't guessed, an Elvis impersonator.

Don't get dressed. We prefer you nekkid. :p

Wayyyy ahead of you. :)
Only Joking you...



Or then again am I??

Wayyyy ahead of you. :)
Only Joking you...



Or then again am I??


I certainly wasn't joking.

why do you need an elvis costume?

Ahh, but the question is,
Why WOULDN'T you need an Elvis Costume?

*Orlzenheimerness, helping you on the road to ENLIGHTENMENT! :D*

I certainly wasn't joking.

I'm scared of you. Hooray!

I ain't gonna do shite! I'm just that cool :cool:

...or, rather, I have a three week vacation starting today.

...well, not really a vacation. Last day on the job, and in three weeks I'll start at a new job in another town. Moving is a bitch. But anyway, right now, it's time for some good old R&R. :)

Murder mystery party. I will be playing the part of 'Al Shukup', who is, if you hadn't guessed, an Elvis impersonator.

Oooh, that's something I'd like to go to! :D

got loads to do
haven't done any of it

Read: lots of internet porn in CL's immediate future. :p

Nah- I want to get a little work and a project done while i have peace and quiet.

thanks. I wouldn't move out of my default position (which is mostly painless) but apparently my doctor will not write a script for narcotics and muscle relaxers without seeing me, so I have to get dressed, walk to the car, and ride up there.....stupid doctor.

hubby did offer to carry me to the car, and he claims that I can go "as is" but I don't wanna go to the doctor in my jammies

When you get past this injury/pain- I learned a long time ago that a strong stomach prevents back injuries like this.

Find out any stomach strengthening excercises you can do that wont harm you- leg lifts,crunches- and do what you can on a regular basis.

It cured my wife of "throwing her back out" 15 years ago- and she has delivered and raised three kids since then.

Oooh, that's something I'd like to go to! :D
Yeah, it's going to be cool, but having to put together an Elvis costume in 3 days for under £10 isn't quite so much fun.

i had to go to the library today but i didn't get up til 2 and by the time i got into town the library was closed. so i came home again. did manage to remember to buy a new battery for the smoke alarm and some new shower gel though. theoretically i should now be looking for articles on the internet about gender archaeology, but i'm not. busy day.

i've ordered pizza and am watching my new Testament DVD good and loud :)


today has been quite good really :fluffle: