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Confessions thread rides again

Zarakon
04-01-2007, 00:37
Hey all, one of your resident forgivers is back. My birthday's on the Feast of St. Martin (I think it's martin) the Confessor.


So come on, confess before I get the comfy chair.
Kyronea
04-01-2007, 10:23
Hey all, one of your resident forgivers is back. My birthday's on the Feast of St. Martin (I think it's martin) the Confessor.


So come on, confess before I get the comfy chair.

I confess that I have been spending the last ten hours hitting the refresh button every few minutes or so on my tab for NationStates General in order to see if the database error had been corrected or not. (Of course I was also playing Final Fantasy XII, but meh.)
Cabra West
04-01-2007, 10:35
I confess I'd like to be home right now, playing with the toys I got for christmas.
Kyronea
04-01-2007, 10:42
I confess I'd like to be home right now, playing with the toys I got for christmas.

I must also confess that lately I have been mixing you up with Czardas, resulting in some really confusing moments for me.
Mogtaria
04-01-2007, 10:54
I confess that I just read up on Westboro Baptist Church and the Phelps family and now I feel really angry and depressed that people like this exist. I knew already of course, even about the WBC so all it really served was to agravate myself :(

I can't help it, I hate hate groups. Tolerance is all well and good and I am firmly in favour of it but only insofar as the behaviour we tolerate is not doing harm to other's physical or mental welfare. When it steps on the rights of another individual(s) is when we should stop being so tolerant.
Cabra West
04-01-2007, 10:55
I must also confess that lately I have been mixing you up with Czardas, resulting in some really confusing moments for me.

Czardas? Of all people??? That must have been confusing all right... :eek:
Dryks Legacy
04-01-2007, 11:00
I confess that I have been spending the last ten hours hitting the refresh button every few minutes or so on my tab for NationStates General in order to see if the database error had been corrected or not. (Of course I was also playing Final Fantasy XII, but meh.)

I gave up after about half an hour.
Imperial isa
04-01-2007, 11:03
I confess that I have been spending the last ten hours hitting the refresh button every few minutes or so on my tab for NationStates General in order to see if the database error had been corrected or not. (Of course I was also playing Final Fantasy XII, but meh.)

you did
i did that four times then said fuck it then went back to sleep
Kyronea
04-01-2007, 11:17
Czardas? Of all people??? That must have been confusing all right... :eek:

Indeed. See, the reason I confused you two has to do with how I remember names. It's really complicated and involves a lot of stuff I can't really put into words, since I usually think in images rather than words and have a difficulty with words in general, so I won't try to explain, but that's why I confused you two. I almost posted a couple times about it too, which I think would have seriously exasperated the situation.

Imperial isa: Yah. I like to multitask when I play games if I'm playing them on my console. Half the time I'm on here I'm also playing something on a console at the same time, hence the typical ten to fifteen minute delays between someone posting a response to a post of mine and me responding to that post. It threw me off when I couldn't do that.
Imperial isa
04-01-2007, 11:33
Indeed. See, the reason I confused you two has to do with how I remember names. It's really complicated and involves a lot of stuff I can't really put into words, since I usually think in images rather than words and have a difficulty with words in general, so I won't try to explain, but that's why I confused you two. I almost posted a couple times about it too, which I think would have seriously exasperated the situation.

Imperial isa: Yah. I like to multitask when I play games if I'm playing them on my console. Half the time I'm on here I'm also playing something on a console at the same time, hence the typical ten to fifteen minute delays between someone posting a response to a post of mine and me responding to that post. It threw me off when I couldn't do that.

hell i do three thing's here ,on one of console's and watching DVD's
Kyronea
04-01-2007, 11:36
hell i do three thing's here ,on one of console's and watching DVD's

I used to be able to do five things at once up until about a year ago when my friend would be routinely watching me on the computer and getting frustrated with my constant zipping to different tasks every minute or so, and since then I cut it down to two and never went back up to five again. Which is probably a good thing, because I pay more attention to those two things than I did to the five.
Imperial isa
04-01-2007, 11:50
I used to be able to do five things at once up until about a year ago when my friend would be routinely watching me on the computer and getting frustrated with my constant zipping to different tasks every minute or so, and since then I cut it down to two and never went back up to five again. Which is probably a good thing, because I pay more attention to those two things than I did to the five.

ok four as sometimes i'm listening to CDs
now time for bed if i'm gettng up midnight
Peisandros
04-01-2007, 11:55
Hmm.. I confess that I really, really, really want to see this girl. But shes over in Aussie and I miss her. I also confess that I've only been with her for one night, heh.
Eurasia and Oceana
04-01-2007, 12:08
I confess that I need more money :cool:
Kyronea
04-01-2007, 12:11
Hmm.. I confess that I really, really, really want to see this girl. But shes over in Aussie and I miss her. I also confess that I've only been with her for one night, heh.

:headbang:

Take it from three years of personal experience: DON'T. GET. INTO. A. LONG. DISTANCE. RELATIONSHIP. Period! Trust me, they are absolutely horrible, pathetic, and wasteful, not to mention most of the time all you end up with is one person screwing over the other person the entire time for their own twisted amusement.
Peisandros
04-01-2007, 12:18
:headbang:

Take it from three years of personal experience: DON'T. GET. INTO. A. LONG. DISTANCE. RELATIONSHIP. Period! Trust me, they are absolutely horrible, pathetic, and wasteful, not to mention most of the time all you end up with is one person screwing over the other person the entire time for their own twisted amusement.

Haha she is just on holiday! Relax there.. Seems like you've had a bad experience?
I met her on new years eve then on new years day she flew over to Noosa. We've been txting and stuff and I'm quite excited for her to come back to NZ!
Kyronea
04-01-2007, 12:25
Haha she is just on holiday! Relax there.. Seems like you've had a bad experience?
I met her on new years eve then on new years day she flew over to Noosa. We've been txting and stuff and I'm quite excited for her to come back to NZ!

Ohs. Sorry: automatic reaction. I like saving people from the pain I suffered.
I V Stalin
04-01-2007, 12:28
I confess that I need more money :cool:
Same here. Although even if I did have more money, I'd probably manage to still need more.
Khazistan
04-01-2007, 12:30
I confess that I need more money :cool:

I confess that I need more honey
Peisandros
04-01-2007, 12:35
Ohs. Sorry: automatic reaction. I like saving people from the pain I suffered.

No it's quite alright. By the sounds of things it really was some pain? I've never really been a fan of long distance relationships.
Kyronea
04-01-2007, 12:40
No it's quite alright. By the sounds of things it really was some pain? I've never really been a fan of long distance relationships.

It's not something I like talking about, especially when I'm derailing a thread like this. Good luck with your relationship, by the way.

I must also confess that I have randomly used an audio program to mix together Star Trek and Star Wars music. It did not work out well. :(
Nobel Hobos
04-01-2007, 13:20
I confess to never having sex with my mother.

Caesarian. My fault.
Isidoor
04-01-2007, 14:09
i'm in the middle of exams, but i've doubled my postcount in the two weeks i'd better be working for school.
Cluichstan
04-01-2007, 14:13
I confess that I need more honey

Winnie the Pooh? Is that you?
Cabra West
04-01-2007, 14:13
i'm in the middle of exams, but i've doubled my postcount in the two weeks i'd better be working for school.

110 posts in 2 weeks? That's not that much, dont worry :D
Vegan Nuts
04-01-2007, 14:14
two weeks ago I paid an internet cam-whore $20, because I was curious if I could possibly do what he was doing to pay for college. (with a webcam and regular dates with the swimming pool on campus...it's a good possibility - they make, minute for minute, about as much as my shrink)

and a st. who has the title of "confessor" is someone who did not renounce their faith under torture, not someone who heard confessions...but ok.
Cabra West
04-01-2007, 14:15
I confess I miss Grainne Ni Malley.... :(
Cluichstan
04-01-2007, 14:16
110 posts in 2 weeks? That's not that much, dont worry :D

Hell, I've managed that in a day.
Cabra West
04-01-2007, 14:16
two weeks ago I paid an internet prostitute $20, because I was curious if I could possibly do what he was doing to pay for college.


Could you? :D
Vegan Nuts
04-01-2007, 14:18
Could you? :D

I edited my first post to say that yes, I could. I'd need a bit more muscle tone, though. seriously, $2 a minute to dance around naked in your room is better pay than just about any career I can think of, and less work, too.
Isidoor
04-01-2007, 14:20
110 posts in 2 weeks? That's not that much, dont worry :D

i know, but there are better things i could spend my time on, i think. organic chemistry for instance or general chemistry or fysics. i read a lot too, when i don't post.
Cabra West
04-01-2007, 14:21
I edited my first post to say that yes, I could. I'd need a bit more muscle tone, though. seriously, $2 a minute to dance around naked in your room is better pay than just about any career I can think of, and less work, too.

Wow.... maybe I should change profession myself.
Cluichstan
04-01-2007, 14:23
I edited my first post to say that yes, I could. I'd need a bit more muscle tone, though. seriously, $2 a minute to dance around naked in your room is better pay than just about any career I can think of, and less work, too.

Even if you knew it was always Ruffy watching you? :p
Cabra West
04-01-2007, 14:25
Even if you knew it was always Ruffy watching you? :p

I guess as long as Ruffy pays up ... ;)
Vegan Nuts
04-01-2007, 14:26
Wow.... maybe I should change profession myself.

it IS tempting, isn't it?

Even if you knew it was always Ruffy watching you? :p

if he was always paying me $2 a minute, I wouldn't care *who* the hell was watching me.

granted, some of that money probably went to the website the aforementioned cam-whore was working under, but even if you kept half of that...hell, 10% of that, it wouldn't be too shabby. there's virtually 0 occupational hazard, too.
Cluichstan
04-01-2007, 14:26
I guess as long as Ruffy pays up ... ;)

Bah! We all know he's a skinflint. He'd probably just watch just the free samples. ;)
Babelistan
04-01-2007, 14:27
I confess to wanting to be a asshole who hate everybody, but find i'm too much of a nice guy.
Cluichstan
04-01-2007, 14:29
I confess to wanting to be a asshole who hate everybody, but find i'm too much of a nice guy.

I confess to hating it when people claim they're too nice to be assholes.
Babelistan
04-01-2007, 14:32
I confess to hating it when people claim they're too nice to be assholes.

i'm not, I just to nice to be a complete and total bastard (as I would like)
Nobel Hobos
04-01-2007, 19:23
i'm not, I just to nice to be a complete and total bastard (as I would like)

How do you know you'd like to be a CATB?
CATB's might not really be that happy ... they just pretend so because it makes the rest of us unhappy with being sort-of nice.
Zarakon
04-01-2007, 22:05
I confess that I have been spending the last ten hours hitting the refresh button every few minutes or so on my tab for NationStates General in order to see if the database error had been corrected or not. (Of course I was also playing Final Fantasy XII, but meh.)

Yeah, that pissed god off too.

I confess I'd like to be home right now, playing with the toys I got for christmas.

Lame.

I confess that I just read up on Westboro Baptist Church and the Phelps family and now I feel really angry and depressed that people like this exist. I knew already of course, even about the WBC so all it really served was to agravate myself :(

I can't help it, I hate hate groups. Tolerance is all well and good and I am firmly in favour of it but only insofar as the behaviour we tolerate is not doing harm to other's physical or mental welfare. When it steps on the rights of another individual(s) is when we should stop being so tolerant.

Man, if god had godlike power he would kick the Phelps's asses.

Hmm.. I confess that I really, really, really want to see this girl. But shes over in Aussie and I miss her. I also confess that I've only been with her for one night, heh.

Meh.


It's not something I like talking about, especially when I'm derailing a thread like this. Good luck with your relationship, by the way.

I must also confess that I have randomly used an audio program to mix together Star Trek and Star Wars music. It did not work out well. :(

HERETIC! HOW DARE YOU MIX THOSE TOGETHER! PAGAN! HERETIC! SATANIST! GUY NAMED BOB!!!

I confess to never having sex with my mother.

Caesarian. My fault.

There will be no forgiveness for you.

two weeks ago I paid an internet cam-whore $20, because I was curious if I could possibly do what he was doing to pay for college. (with a webcam and regular dates with the swimming pool on campus...it's a good possibility - they make, minute for minute, about as much as my shrink)

...That is so fucking disturbing. Especially that you compared stripping with psychiatry.

and a st. who has the title of "confessor" is someone who did not renounce their faith under torture, not someone who heard confessions...but ok.

Really? I figured he tortured confessions out of people.
Imperial isa
04-01-2007, 22:14
oh i watch saddam hang the other on the net
Northern Borders
04-01-2007, 22:15
I confess I´ve made a lot of women cry, and never cared once.
Zarakon
04-01-2007, 22:22
oh i watch saddam hang the other on the net

It's only a sin if you enjoy it.


To northern borders, it depends on why they were crying.


GOD IS A CYBERSHEEP FARMER NOW!
Imperial isa
04-01-2007, 22:34
It's only a sin if you enjoy it.


To northern borders, it depends on why they were crying.


GOD IS A CYBERSHEEP FARMER NOW!

no i did not, i be happy if it was a firing squad
Futuris
04-01-2007, 22:52
I confess in going to a priest to confess yesterday. Thus, I have no sins worth talking about. Yet.
Zarakon
04-01-2007, 23:02
I confess in going to a priest to confess yesterday. Thus, I have no sins worth talking about. Yet.

A preist? A FALSE GOD??? I sentence you to DOOMMMMM!!!

:D :D :D
Zarakon
05-01-2007, 00:37
I'll Get The Comfy Chair!!!
Zarakon
06-01-2007, 01:46
Get The Dish Rack!
Kyronea
06-01-2007, 02:09
HERETIC! HOW DARE YOU MIX THOSE TOGETHER! PAGAN! HERETIC! SATANIST! GUY NAMED BOB!!!

I was inspired by this: http://anightatthehothberry.ytmnd.com/

I failed to realize that the actual Trek and Wars music bits themselves never mixed, only with the "What is Love?!" part. Hence why they didn't work together.
Ifreann
06-01-2007, 02:20
Hey all, one of your resident forgivers is back. My birthday's on the Feast of St. Martin (I think it's martin) the Confessor.


So come on, confess before I get the comfy chair.

Bless me Fr. Zarakon for I have been caught sinning. I got the pastor's daugher drunk and showed her the backseat of my car, if you know what I mean. Her father found out somehow, I reckon that "holier than thou" bitch told him. Now hewon't shut the fuck up about what a sinner I am. I told him I'd go and confess. So here I am. I tried to lose him on the drive over, but he was all over my ass like a priest on......oh, sorry father. Anyway, he's out there now, so I'm gonna get up in a minute and go pretend to pray. And I'm just gonna leave this 20 here, just so nobody hears about this. Thanks father.
Luporum
06-01-2007, 04:13
I confess getting drunk and cussing out god, but I'm sure he knows that by now what with how loud I was yelling.

I might as well confess that I'm going to do the same thing tonight probably.
Infinite Revolution
06-01-2007, 04:28
i confess that i'm slightly scared that there is a girl who likes me and i might end up in a relationship with her. not that i don't want to, i'm just scared to.
Zarakon
07-01-2007, 21:27
Bless me Fr. Zarakon for I have been caught sinning. I got the pastor's daugher drunk and showed her the backseat of my car, if you know what I mean. Her father found out somehow, I reckon that "holier than thou" bitch told him. Now hewon't shut the fuck up about what a sinner I am. I told him I'd go and confess. So here I am. I tried to lose him on the drive over, but he was all over my ass like a priest on......oh, sorry father. Anyway, he's out there now, so I'm gonna get up in a minute and go pretend to pray. And I'm just gonna leave this 20 here, just so nobody hears about this. Thanks father.

Tell her father you did it without birth control. Maybe that'll make it holier. :D

I confess getting drunk and cussing out god, but I'm sure he knows that by now what with how loud I was yelling.

I might as well confess that I'm going to do the same thing tonight probably.

God would like me to call you a mean drunk.

i confess that i'm slightly scared that there is a girl who likes me and i might end up in a relationship with her. not that i don't want to, i'm just scared to.

Why the fuck does god care?
Imperial isa
07-01-2007, 21:36
Bless me Fr. Zarakon for I have been caught sinning. I got the pastor's daugher drunk and showed her the backseat of my car, if you know what I mean. Her father found out somehow, I reckon that "holier than thou" bitch told him. Now hewon't shut the fuck up about what a sinner I am. I told him I'd go and confess. So here I am. I tried to lose him on the drive over, but he was all over my ass like a priest on......oh, sorry father. Anyway, he's out there now, so I'm gonna get up in a minute and go pretend to pray. And I'm just gonna leave this 20 here, just so nobody hears about this. Thanks father.

yup they know how to drive and how to hang on
Terrorist Cakes
07-01-2007, 21:50
I must confess to spending yesterday with a friend, eating frozen waffles and analyzing her dreams, instead of cleaning, exercising, doing homework, etc. I also blasphemized the Holy Spirit pretty severely while walking back from SuperStore.


Oh, yeah, and I salivated over the idea of Alan Rickman as the judge in the upcoming Sweeney Todd film.
PedroTheDonkey
07-01-2007, 22:27
:headbang:

Take it from three years of personal experience: DON'T. GET. INTO. A. LONG. DISTANCE. RELATIONSHIP. Period! Trust me, they are absolutely horrible, pathetic, and wasteful, not to mention most of the time all you end up with is one person screwing over the other person the entire time for their own twisted amusement.

I've been in three long distance relationships. Only one of them ended badly, and I wouldn't take back any of them. So ingnore this fellow.

Or make your own choice. One of the two....
The Plutonian Empire
08-01-2007, 22:42
My libedo died last month. :(

Sex now scares me.

seriously. :(
Zarakon
08-01-2007, 23:46
I must confess to spending yesterday with a friend, eating frozen waffles and analyzing her dreams, instead of cleaning, exercising, doing homework, etc. I also blasphemized the Holy Spirit pretty severely while walking back from SuperStore.


Oh, yeah, and I salivated over the idea of Alan Rickman as the judge in the upcoming Sweeney Todd film.

Kewl.

My libedo died last month. :(

Sex now scares me.

seriously. :(

You are no longer one of god's children. :p
Londim
08-01-2007, 23:49
Originally posted by Londim:
Well if Adams pet snake hadn't been tempting Eve all that time then she wouldn't had sucked on his fruit and drank the juices.


I made a rude joke about Gods first children......then I quoted it.
Zarakon
09-01-2007, 02:02
I made a rude joke about Gods first children......then I quoted it.
God would like to say...


































YOU KICK ASS!!!
IL Ruffino
10-01-2007, 04:16
I confess that I am a consumer whore.

I am about to buy a skinny camera flip phone.

:(