Jessica Lynch or Lynndie England?
Drunk commies deleted
03-01-2007, 22:10
Ok, Jessica's cuter, but Lynndie is a dirty girl. Which one do you like?
Neo Sanderstead
03-01-2007, 22:11
Who? (links may be a good idea)
Trotskylvania
03-01-2007, 22:12
Ok, Jessica's cuter, but Lynndie is a dirty girl. Which one do you like?
This is a really dirty thread. You should be ashamed...
http://www.earthisland.org/the-edge/Lynch&Bush.jpg
Drunk commies deleted
03-01-2007, 22:12
Who? (links may be a good idea)
The chick who got captured by the Iraqis at the beginning of the war or the Abu Graib chick?
In my laziness I must demand pictures.
Cluichstan
03-01-2007, 22:14
Both from West Virginia, oddly enough.
England looks like she's been beaten with an ugly stick. A really big one.
Lynch has this whole redneck Jeri Ryan thing goin on. As a trek geek I'd have to go for her.
Lynndie England (http://www.taipeitimes.com/images/2004/08/05/20040804212115.jpeg)
Jessica Lynch (http://w3f.com/patriots/jessica-lynch2.jpg)
Jeri Ryan (http://www.blinkyou.com/wp_celeb/j/jeri-ryan/images/001.jpg)
i don't like one of them, so i'll have to take them both i guess.
Drunk commies deleted
03-01-2007, 22:19
In my laziness I must demand pictures.
Jessica
http://i12.tinypic.com/4bsseih.jpg
Lynndie
http://i16.tinypic.com/30vgj9w.jpg
Harlesburg
03-01-2007, 22:21
Both from West Virginia, oddly enough.
It isn't even a real state!
Lynch is the one who surrended right?
I'll hit her, her will is weak.
Morganatron
03-01-2007, 22:23
England looks like she's been beaten with an ugly stick. A really big one.
Lynch has this whole redneck Jeri Ryan thing goin on. As a trek geek I'd have to go for her.
Lynndie England (http://www.taipeitimes.com/images/2004/08/05/20040804212115.jpeg)
Jessica Lynch (http://w3f.com/patriots/jessica-lynch2.jpg)
Jeri Ryan (http://www.blinkyou.com/wp_celeb/j/jeri-ryan/images/001.jpg)
Hmm. Could one have Lynch and 7 of 9 at the same time?
Hmm. Could one have Lynch and 7 of 9 at the same time?
If there is a just and kind god, yes.
Since there's not, not bloody likely.
Morganatron
03-01-2007, 22:27
If there is a just and kind god, yes.
Since there's not, not bloody likely.
Too bad. I then vote for option 3.
Cluichstan
03-01-2007, 22:30
It isn't even a real state!
Thems is fightin' words, boy... :p
JesusChristLooksLikeMe
03-01-2007, 22:34
Ok, Jessica's cuter, but Lynndie is a dirty girl. Which one do you like?
Oh god...I just vomited in my mouth a little bit.
United Beleriand
03-01-2007, 22:34
Hmm. Could one have Lynch and 7 of 9 at the same time?but 7 of 9 is articulate
Nova Boozia
03-01-2007, 22:34
I voted Lynch. I know it (the thread) is a joke, but some of those England photoes are just too far. I mean, who's into them? For the BDSM cre, there's only one collar, and it just disgusts everyone else.
And she's ugly as hell, but I wanted to sound all principled.
Damn, no one is even gonna throw England a mercy fuck. That's sad.
United Beleriand
03-01-2007, 22:36
Damn, no one is even gonna throw England a mercy fuck. That's sad.well, during her trial she was pregnant. i think it was from her co. that kid's gonna have some reeeaaally poor genetic material.
Morganatron
03-01-2007, 22:39
but 7 of 9 is articulate
Yes, well, they won't exactly be discussing Proust, will they? ;)
Farnhamia
03-01-2007, 22:41
Yes, well, they won't exactly be discussing Proust, will they? ;)
And really, do you know anyone who actually ever has discussed Proust? I mean, his mama didn't even want to talk about him. Whenever you asked her, she'd just shake her head and go, "Ach, ach, ach" in her inimitable Gallic way. :p
Harlesburg
03-01-2007, 22:43
Thems is fightin' words, boy... :p
If Robert E Lee was in command at the time...
*Shakes fist* :p
*Waits for someone to mention the car*
Morganatron
03-01-2007, 22:45
And really, do you know anyone who actually ever has discussed Proust? I mean, his mama didn't even want to talk about him. Whenever you asked her, she'd just shake her head and go, "Ach, ach, ach" in her inimitable Gallic way. :p
Do you think Proust would go for England or Lynch? Now that would be an interesting discussion. ;)
Lacadaemon
03-01-2007, 22:49
Damn, no one is even gonna throw England a mercy fuck. That's sad.
I probably would. But then, I drink a lot at parties.
England, pl0x. Jessica's attractive, but can she handle a whip?
:D
Cluichstan
03-01-2007, 22:52
If Robert E Lee was in command at the time...
*Shakes fist* :p
*Waits for someone to mention the car*
Silence, Kiwi!
Oh, and...
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/the_dukes_of_hazzard/generallee3.jpg
:p
Nova Boozia
03-01-2007, 22:54
Can I get me a "Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyl yeah!!!!!" for the Confederacy?
Can I get me a "Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyl yeah!!!!!" for the Confederacy?
No.
Farnhamia
03-01-2007, 22:57
Do you think Proust would go for England or Lynch? Now that would be an interesting discussion. ;)
Whoa, now there's a thought ...
"Please, Marcel, just wear the collar and leash just this once ..."
Farnhamia
03-01-2007, 22:58
Can I get me a "Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyl yeah!!!!!" for the Confederacy?
No. Lost cause. Move on.
Nova Boozia
03-01-2007, 23:00
No. Lost cause. Move on.
You people are no fun!
Harlesburg
03-01-2007, 23:00
Silence, Kiwi!
Oh, and...
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/the_dukes_of_hazzard/generallee3.jpg
:p
It's true, Bobby Lee was brilliant.
http://www.almostsmart.com/forums/images/smilies/other/love-smiley-087.gif
Can I get me a "Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyl yeah!!!!!" for the Confederacy?
http://www.ahomeforhomeschoolers.com/forum/images/smilies/saywhat.gif
http://www.fahnenversand.de/shop/images/artikel/292.jpg
:p
Nova Boozia
03-01-2007, 23:01
It's true, Bobby Lee was brilliant.
http://www.almostsmart.com/forums/images/smilies/other/love-smiley-087.gif
http://www.ahomeforhomeschoolers.com/forum/images/smilies/saywhat.gif
http://www.fahnenversand.de/shop/images/artikel/292.jpg
Okay, that last one is going from "silly" to "scary".
Harlesburg
03-01-2007, 23:08
Okay, that last one is going from "silly" to "scary".
Quite possibly Black rappers.
Happy now?
http://content.answers.com/main/content/img/amg/pop_albums/3/0/o/e30664jp4o1.jpg
Farnhamia
03-01-2007, 23:10
Okay, that last one is going from "silly" to "scary".
No kidding. And what does "The South will rise again" mean to a German, anyway? Bavaria? Austria? What?
CanuckHeaven
03-01-2007, 23:11
This is a really dirty thread. You should be ashamed...
http://www.earthisland.org/the-edge/Lynch&Bush.jpg
Good one!!
http://www.earthisland.org/the-edge/Lynch&Bush.jpg
Harlesburg
03-01-2007, 23:18
No kidding. And what does "The South will rise again" mean to a German, anyway? Bavaria? Austria? What?
Well i am sure i saw a Confederate Flag while i was watching some old footage of the reunification of Germany.
Drunk commies deleted
03-01-2007, 23:21
HUNTSVILLE, AL–For the 135th straight year since Gen. Robert E. Lee's surrender at Appomattox, representatives for the South announced Monday that the region has postponed plans to rise again. http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28559
Farnhamia
03-01-2007, 23:23
Well i am sure i saw a Confederate Flag while i was watching some old footage of the reunification of Germany.
Granted, it's a snazzy flag. The "Southern Cross" design is technically the CSA "battle flag". It appears on the last two national flags, from 1863 to the end of the war. See the Wiki article (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confederate_States_of_America) for this.
United Beleriand
03-01-2007, 23:28
No kidding. And what does "The South will rise again" mean to a German, anyway? Bavaria? Austria? What?Tyrol?
Big Jim P
03-01-2007, 23:29
Can I get me a "Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyl yeah!!!!!" for the Confederacy?
"Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyl yeah!!!!!"
Edit: The south will indeed rise again in about 45 minutes, at which time I (and my wife) will be umm...otherwise occupied.
Harlesburg
03-01-2007, 23:29
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28559
Of course, they are waiting for Bush( or maybe the Ghost of Buchanan), as his last act a President to send some vital artillary pieces to the South so they can have 1/7th of a chance...
Entropic Creation
03-01-2007, 23:35
Though I do go for Ds play and love being tied up, the long and the short of the matter is that England is simply not very attractive. Lynch may or may not be all that interesting in the sack, but she is far more appealing to me.
Farnhamia
03-01-2007, 23:38
Of course, they are waiting for Bush( or maybe the Ghost of Buchanan), as his last act a President to send some vital artillary pieces to the South so they can have 1/7th of a chance...
If they thought about it, they'd realize that they've already risen again. Five of the last eight US presidents have been from the south (Johnson, Carter, Bush 41, Clinton and Bush 43), the old Confederate states are major players in the presidential election process, both the primaries and the general elections, etc. But playing the victim is the all-American pastime, I guess.
Big Jim P
03-01-2007, 23:55
If they thought about it, they'd realize that they've already risen again. Five of the last eight US presidents have been from the south (Johnson, Carter, Bush 41, Clinton and Bush 43), the old Confederate states are major players in the presidential election process, both the primaries and the general elections, etc. But playing the victim is the all-American pastime, I guess.
Most of the pre-civil war Presidents were from the south as well.
Edit: Including George Washington himself I might add.