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Ever RP in *gulp* that snooty International Incidents or NationStates in order to save General from death and destruction by fire-water?

I'd do anything to save General. I would have to wash my hands in acid afterwards, however.

Nah. I'd drink the firewater though.

General vs. everything I stand for?

WHY MUST YOU TORTURE ME THUS??????

*breaks down and cries*

I'm a RPer, but I'm starting to come away from it. You chaps have just as much fun, but with more spam.

I'd do it, but not just to save General.
I'd do it to kill it.
Or just because i feel like it.

You know they think you're as big a piece of shit as you think of them.
They also said your mum is the town bike.
<.<
>.>

Firewater only makes General more fun.

Believe it or not, I used to rp. I even participated in several of the earliest World Cups (4,5 and 6 I believe).

It didn't work out. People had little interest in a nation that wasn't either invading, invaded or building WMDs. *nod*

Believe it or not, I used to rp. I even participated in several of the earliest World Cups (4,5 and 6 I believe).

It didn't work out. People had little interest in a nation that wasn't either invading, invaded or building WMDs. *nod*
Don't forget the genocide. =)

Believe it or not, I used to rp. I even participated in several of the earliest World Cups (4,5 and 6 I believe).

It didn't work out. People had little interest in a nation that wasn't either invading, invaded or building WMDs. *nod*
Not even a nation with tacos? :eek:

Believe it or not, I used to rp. I even participated in several of the earliest World Cups (4,5 and 6 I believe).

It didn't work out. People had little interest in a nation that wasn't either invading, invaded or building WMDs. *nod*

So your World Taco Plan fell through?

Not even a nation with tacos? :eek:
He might not have had enough(If any) tacos back then.;)

You know they think you're as big a piece of shit as you think of them.
They also said your mum is the town bike.
<.<
>.>

Jokes on them...I have two dads!

He might not have had enough(If any) tacos back then.;)
I'm pretty sure LG always had tacos. A LG without tacos is...BLASPHEMY!

I have the power to delete ALL of "General"! To save it, you must appease me by going forth into "NationStates" or "International Incidents" and roleplay!

MUA-HAHAHAHA-HA-HA-HAAA!

--The Jovial States of Cogitation
"Laugh about it for a moment."
NationStates Self-Proclaimed Court Jester

I do almost all of my NS RP in the UN forum and on offsite forums.

I have the power to delete ALL of "General"! To save it, you must appease me by going forth into "NationStates" or "International Incidents" and roleplay!

MUA-HAHAHAHA-HA-HA-HAAA!

--The Jovial States of Cogitation
"Laugh about it for a moment."
NationStates Self-Proclaimed Court Jester

*cries*
Mod oppression!
*incites revolution*

I have the power to delete ALL of "General"! To save it, you must appease me by going forth into "NationStates" or "International Incidents" and roleplay!

MUA-HAHAHAHA-HA-HA-HAAA!

--The Jovial States of Cogitation
"Laugh about it for a moment."
NationStates Self-Proclaimed Court Jester

How about going into NS or II and just spamming?

*cries*
Mod oppression!

"HELP HELP! I'm being oppressed!"

:p

Not even a nation with tacos? :eek:

Not even. :(

So your World Taco Plan fell through?

Depressingly, yes. :(

"HELP HELP! I'm being oppressed!"

:p

Burn the mods! Burn them! Burn them!

Did I say that out load?

Crap.

*Is carried kicking and screaming to his firewatery doom*

But first, let me make one save all of general by RPing in II one last time! I can easily beat that "Jesus" hack in ultimate sacrifice!

*Bugle sounds.... "The Last Post"!*

Only if i had to, i can guarantee u that i wouldnt enjoy it but we all have to make sacrifices

Jokes on them...I have two dads!
The Milkman and the local Pimp?
I'm pretty sure LG always had tacos. A LG without tacos is...BLASPHEMY!
O RLY?
I have the power to delete ALL of "General"! To save it, you must appease me by going forth into "NationStates" or "International Incidents" and roleplay!

MUA-HAHAHAHA-HA-HA-HAAA!

--The Jovial States of Cogitation
"Laugh about it for a moment."
NationStates Self-Proclaimed Court Jester
If you cant get Basketball World Cup V (or maybe VI) up and rolling again i'll gladly Roleplay.
Not even. :(
Did you advertise your taco's in NS or II?
Depressingly, yes. :(
Did you advertise your ebil Plot for Taco World Domination on NS or II back then?

Ever RP in *gulp* that snooty International Incidents or NationStates in order to save General from death and destruction by fire-water?

Oh. Thought you meant the lovely song by Nacio Herb Brown and Arthur Freed from Singing in the Rain ...

He holds her in his arms,
Would you? Woud you?

Et cetera ...

The Milkman and the local Pimp?

O RLY?

If you cant get Basketball World Cup V (or maybe VI) up and rolling again i'll gladly Roleplay.

Did you advertise your taco's in NS or II?

Did you advertise your ebil Plot for Taco World Domination on NS or II back then?

My very first post EVER was on the United Nations Forum. It was a proposal to enact a global free trade policy on tacos and related goods. It never even got a vote. :(

Here it is: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=274878

Thanks. No doubt now some dumbass is gonna go all necromancer on that thread. :p

EDIT: I was right. :rolleyes:

[Link deleted from post in the hopes of avoiding further stupidity in the UN forum.]

My very first post EVER was on the United Nations Forum. It was a proposal to enact a global free trade policy on tacos and related goods. It never even got a vote. :(

Here it is: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=274878

You should totally try again. All of general* would flock to support you**




*-except the lazy and apathetic among us.
**-and spam the UN forum

My very first post EVER was on the United Natios Forum. It was a proposal to enact a global free trade policy on tacos and related goods. It never even got a vote. :(
LOL, you were in the U.N.http://www.clancds.cz/FCKeditor/editor/images/smiley/gg/ROFL.gif
REBEL STATES FOR THE WIN!

Half seriously though, i take it all back.
*Worships*

I used to have a large Cheese economy then it died.:(

My very first post EVER was on the United Nations Forum. It was a proposal to enact a global free trade policy on tacos and related goods. It never even got a vote. :(

Here it is: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=274878

You had no name back then!:eek:

You had no name back then!:eek:

His name was n/a

You should totally try again. All of general* would flock to support you**




*-except the lazy and apathetic among us.
**-and spam the UN forum

Hmmm.... *considers*

You had no name back then!:eek:

That was an unfortunate side-effect of my death and resurrection in early 2004. *nod*

My very first post EVER was on the United Nations Forum. It was a proposal to enact a global free trade policy on tacos and related goods. It never even got a vote. :(

Here it is: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=274878
Ok wow, i always thought you were an 04 nation.
Did you leave NS for awhile?:(

If you start up a Taco Conglomorate and i get to see Basketball World Cup V active again (*Shakes fist at Pacitalia and Sarzonia*) i'll roleplay.

Hmmm.... *considers*

I see you have applied to join the UN. How, French of you.

Ok wow, i always thought you were an 04 nation.
Did you leave NS for awhile?:(

If you start up a Taco Conglomorate and i get to see Basketball World Cup V active again (*Shakes fist at Pacitalia and Sarzonia*) i'll roleplay.

Nope. I was around in early 03. Hence my population of 7.775 Billion. :)

I have the power to delete ALL of "General"! To save it, you must appease me by going forth into "NationStates" or "International Incidents" and roleplay!

MUA-HAHAHAHA-HA-HA-HAAA!

--The Jovial States of Cogitation
"Laugh about it for a moment."
NationStates Self-Proclaimed Court JesterDo you not remember the great generalite war of academic year 03/04 when the General Forum invaded Nationstates and then got told they were very naughty and Slaggy confused us so that we ended up back in general? I think the war achieved the desired effect though - pissing off everyone didn't post mainly in NSG.

However, the question that Neo Kervoskia is tough. I though the question was 'would you RP in nationstates to save your life?'. I was all already to reply 'Nevah! I have integrity you know!'.

I see you have applied to join the UN. How, French of you.

Well, it'll take 24 hours for approval, that should give me enough time to consider. :)

That was an unfortunate side-effect of my death and resurrection in early 2004. *nod*

Death? What happened? :eek:

I confused that thread for this one, and nearly necromanced it. :( Didn't mean to.... *flees the Wrath of teh Mods*

Do you not remember the great generalite war of academic year 03/04 when the General Forum invaded Nationstates and then got told they were very naughty and Slaggy confused us so that we ended up back in general? I think the war achieved the desired effect though - pissing off everyone didn't post mainly in NSG.

However, the question that Neo Kervoskia is tough. I though the question was 'would you RP in nationstates to save your life?'. I was all already to reply 'Nevah! I have integrity you know!'.

We should totally do it again. Just decide that in say February, we move all our debates/spam/flamewars/spam/abortion/flamewars/communism/spam/news about goblins being used as a defence in a rape case/religion to NationStates and see if we can drive them up the wall.

I already do, with some regularity.

It's turned into a sort of habit now. :(

Nope. I was around in early 03. Hence my population of 7.775 Billion. :)
I don't think i've TGed you in ages if ever, so i wouldn't know.*Shifty eys*

Congratulations, i went past 5 Billion 3 week ago.

And you're going into the UN again. For shame LG.

Death? What happened? :eek:

I confused that thread for this one, and nearly necromanced it. :( Didn't mean to.... *flees the Wrath of teh Mods*

Well, in early '04 my life took a weird turn as I got married and had my little goofball. I was gone from NationStates for a while long enough for my nation to expire and for people here to mourn my demise. But once things settled into a new routine, I came back and asked for a Rez which the mods were nice enough to grant. :)

It was around that time that I was warned against ever attempting to leave again. Now I'm a prisoner. :(

Well, in early '04 my life took a weird turn as I got married and had my little goofball. I was gone from NationStates for a while long enough for my nation to expire and for people here to mourn my demise. But once things settled into a new routine, I came back and asked for a Rez which the mods were nice enough to grant. :)

It was around that time that I was warned against ever attempting to leave again. Now I'm a prisoner. :(

I see. :) :fluffle:

Well, in early '04 my life took a weird turn as I got married and had my little goofball. I was gone from NationStates for a while long enough for my nation to expire and for people here to mourn my demise. But once things settled into a new routine, I came back and asked for a Rez which the mods were nice enough to grant. :)

It was around that time that I was warned against ever attempting to leave again. Now I'm a prisoner. :(

*tightens LG's chains*
No talk of leaving.

And you're going into the UN again. For shame LG.
:eek:
He wouldn't dare!

War? That sounds like fun.

Well, in early '04 my life took a weird turn as I got married and had my little goofball. I was gone from NationStates for a while long enough for my nation to expire and for people here to mourn my demise. But once things settled into a new routine, I came back and asked for a Rez which the mods were nice enough to grant. :)

It was around that time that I was warned against ever attempting to leave again. Now I'm a prisoner. :(

If you escape and then are silly enough to come back, well, no, they won't let you out a second time. ;)

I already do, with some regularity.

It's turned into a sort of habit now. :(WE have a double agent! Arest and execute him!

*mutters about having been around longer than LG but having a smaller population*

We should totally do it again. Just decide that in say February, we move all our debates/spam/flamewars/spam/abortion/flamewars/communism/spam/news about goblins being used as a defence in a rape case/religion to NationStates and see if we can drive them up the wall.To have a proper invasion one must first have a Generalite royalty which you must attempt to overthrow. Damn Royalty. Thought they were Gods, not royalty. The Russians have all the luck, they manage to overthrow the Tzars and then make the USSR one of the most power countries on Earth.

War? That sounds like fun.

Posi invades Neo K with 9,000,000,000 Death Stars. Cleanses the area non ginger kids.

Don't we have a Royalty now?

Don't we have a Royalty now?
And in a few minutes a spinoff thread to discover who it is.

And in a few minutes a spinoff thread to discover who it is.

The best part about having a royal family is all the incest.

Posi invades Neo K with 9,000,000,000 Death Stars. Cleanses the area non ginger kids.
GODMODE!
And in a few minutes a spinoff thread to discover who it is.Don't we have a Royalty now?
We had one 2 or 3 months ago.
I was going to post my opinions but forgot...
I'd endorse it.

I have the power to delete ALL of "General"! To save it, you must appease me by going forth into "NationStates" or "International Incidents" and roleplay!

MUA-HAHAHAHA-HA-HA-HAAA!

--The Jovial States of Cogitation
"Laugh about it for a moment."
NationStates Self-Proclaimed Court Jester

Another one?

RP is the dead of online gaming...

Don't we have a Royalty now?Not really. They all died of old age, got bored or were deated. The socialists could learn a thing or to from NSG. The bourgeois are gone and with no blood spilt. Not even any cyber-emo-goth-kid blood.

Not really. They all died of old age, got bored or were deated. The socialists could learn a thing or to from NSG. The bourgeois are gone and with no blood spilt. Not even any cyber-emo-goth-kid blood.

And now the throne is MINE!!!! Muhahahahah!

And now the throne is MINE!!!! Muhahahahah!Get back in your place junior.

Oh no. I do> Please.....please

http://climate2005.greenpeace.ca/sites/climate2005.greenpeace.ca/files/images/save_me_0.jpg

Gah! Those RP type people frighten me almost as much as David Caruso. But to save NS General? Why have you put me in an impossible position like this?

Get back in your place junior.

Damn!

*skulks off to torture his assassins*

Gah! Those RP type people frighten me almost as much as David Caruso. But to save NS General? Why have you put me in an impossible position like this?Blasphemy! You think you are strong to be ever be in a position to save NSG? Blasphemy I tell you! No, NSG will save you and your soul in a baptism of trolls and flame wars that accurately reflect 'real life', unlike these 'RPs' that have believeing that you run a space-age country with a military the size of the USA's military's ego.
Damn!

*skulks off to torture his assassins*Assassins? I'll swap you 36 tin soliders decorated in redcoat style for just one assassin. Just one... pwease... purty pwease... with a cherry on top?

...you know, aren't we all roleplaying right now? Over half of us act trollish in one form or another at some point or another in our posting career, and many of us lie about our identities at least slightly, thus playing a different part. (For all you know I could actually be an attractive red-haired half-Caucasian half-Japanese lesbian by the name of Kairi. I'm not, but I'm just illustrating a point here.) So, in essence, we are already roleplaying. Thus I have defeated the original poster.

...you know, aren't we all roleplaying right now? Over half of us act trollish in one form or another at some point or another in our posting career, and many of us lie about our identities at least slightly, thus playing a different part. (For all you know I could actually be an attractive red-haired half-Caucasian half-Japanese lesbian by the name of Kairi. I'm not, but I'm just illustrating a point here.) So, in essence, we are already roleplaying. Thus I have defeated the original poster.

But you are! Posting a pic of yourself will never convince me otherwise ;)

Blasphemy! You think you are strong to be ever be in a position to save NSG? Blasphemy I tell you! No, NSG will save you and your soul in a baptism of trolls and flame wars that accurately reflect 'real life', unlike these 'RPs' that have believeing that you run a space-age country with a military the size of the USA's military's ego.

Nothing can convice me that something that size exists. Even the size of the universe pales in comparison the the collective ego of the United States Military.

Nothing can convice me that something that size exists. Even the size of the universe pales in comparison the the collective ego of the United States Military.

Hahaha. This amuses me, as most foreigners fail to see the fact that their militaries have similiar egos, regardless of the size of the military. (Not that I'm one of those blindly jingiostic American "patriots" mind you; I most assuredly am not. I do, however, find occasional joy in laughing at American stereotypes and/or anti-American hypocrasy.)

<NH snips reply to previous>
... NSG will save you and your soul in a baptism of trolls and flame wars that accurately reflect 'real life', unlike these 'RPs' that have believeing that you run a space-age country with a military the size of the USA's military's ego.
Nothing can convince me that something that size exists. Even the size of the universe pales in comparison the the collective ego of the United States Military.

It looked like a serious point to me, delivered with humour.

If we go looking for countries with a "collective military ego" way out of proportion to their actual military capability, perhaps we should look a little closer to home?

Australia/New Zealand. Indonesia. Malaysia. Look at a map, there are hundreds before you get to the US.

OK, it's PC humour. The US is big enough to take it (x fingers) so it's not exploitative humour. Anyone still awake ...?

i'd love to be roll playing now if i could ever find one of the kind i'd be interested in. there were a few, before my year long hyatus, back when in was carlemnaria. but even then they were rare exceptions and few and far between.

anyone can destroy. honor belongs to those who build in harmony with the web of life and its cycles of renewal upon which all health, well being, and even life itself, utterly depends.

building infrastructure and exploring the strainge and unexpected in a peaceful manor, these are things i'd love to roll play.

i haven't started a thread because i haven't felt i could be relied upon to continue to keep it going. otherwise i would be glad and love to.

charicter level, near future, alternative tecnology (fuels for combustion economicly exausted other then biomass for home heating and cooking. electrical energy, what there is of it, generated by wind and solar mostly, and a few small dams way up in the hills, but plenty of tecnological ingenuity putting what there is to gratifying and delightful use, including even mechanical transportaion, guideway based and built to very modest proportions of right of way and vehicules)

and of course, like our motto says, anyone can form a committee.

=^^=
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=^^=
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Alright, that does it. I've seen you post this symbol so many times and I still have no idea what it means. What exactly is it? Is it a person? Is it some sort of stretched out face? Or is it something with deeper meaning?

Hahaha. This amuses me, as most foreigners fail to see the fact that their militaries have similiar egos, regardless of the size of the military. (Not that I'm one of those blindly jingiostic American "patriots" mind you; I most assuredly am not. I do, however, find occasional joy in laughing at American stereotypes and/or anti-American hypocrasy.)Wrong! There is a scientifically proven way to calculate the ego of a military.

First you calcuate the base ego. You do this by totaling the collective base ego of all personel. Below is a list to help you tabulate this totalNon-officer personel
Combat personel = 1
Non-combat personel = 2

Officer's (times by two if the officer is a Commissioned officer)
The lowest grade of officer = 3
Add one to the base of 3 for each rank an officer is above that of the lowest rank until you reach the rank of General/Admiral
Add 100 points for Commander-in-Chief, regardless of the size of the military, if he is a civilian

Now, we add multiplyers. Multiply the base ego by (0.00001 * [total number of planes, ships and tracked vehicles]) Non tracked vehicles do not count unless the the military has no tracked vehicles.

There is the scientific method for working out the ego of a military.

Wrong! There is a scientifically proven way to calculate the ego of a military.

First you calcuate the base ego. You do this by totaling the collective base ego of all personel. Below is a list to help you tabulate this totalNon-officer personel
Combat personel = 1
Non-combat personel = 2

Officer's (times by two if the officer is a Commissioned officer)
The lowest grade of officer = 3
Add one to the base of 3 for each rank an officer is above that of the lowest rank until you reach the rank of General/Admiral
Add 100 points for Commander-in-Chief, regardless of the size of the military, if he is a civilian

Now, we add multiplyers. Multiply the base ego by (0.00001 * [total number of planes, ships and tracked vehicles]) Non tracked vehicles do not count unless the the military has no tracked vehicles.

There is the scientific method for working out the ego of a military.
I said similiar, not exact. Yay for literal humorism. :D (And we should definitely use this formula in the future. It's useful.)

Yeah. I could see RP'ing being fun, maybe.

Alright, that does it. I've seen you post this symbol so many times and I still have no idea what it means. What exactly is it? Is it a person? Is it some sort of stretched out face? Or is it something with deeper meaning?

it's a sig i use because i don't like 'smilies'

it is a catguy, me, steepling his forepaws and saying nemeste.

=^^=
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it's a sig i use because i don't like 'smilies'

it is a catguy, me, steepling his forepaws and saying nemeste.

=^^=
.../\...

...OOOOH! NOW it makes sense! It explains that odd feeling of "cat" I had when I first saw it, a feeling I never had since because I kept coming up with new ways of defining it.

Well if you use it as a signature why not just put it in a forum signature so you don't have to copy and paste it/type it out everytime?

I said similiar, not exact. Yay for literal humorism. :D (And we should definitely use this formula in the future. It's useful.)I'm glad you like it.

I can't actually remember what else I was going to say... oh well...

I think we should go back to this idea of NS royalty,if only because I think I might have a vague chance getting into the ranking somewhere due to my venerable age.

I'm glad you like it.

I can't actually remember what else I was going to say... oh well...

I think we should go back to this idea of NS royalty,if only because I think I might have a vague chance getting into the ranking somewhere due to my venerable age.
I'd start a smear campaign against you.

I'd start a smear campaign against you.

You'd smear anybody if you had a jar of jelly in your hands.

You'd smear anybody if you had a jar of jelly in your hands.
No, I'd probably just eat it...

No, I'd probably just eat it...

With or without peanut butter?

With or without peanut butter?
Without. I don't understand the PB&J combination. I've tried it several times, and it's just wrong. Peanut butter with cheese, on the other hand...mmmmmm...

Without. I don't understand the PB&J combination. I've tried it several times, and it's just wrong. Peanut butter with cheese, on the other hand...mmmmmm...Peanut Butter on one slice, Chocolate Spread on the other. Combine. GENIUS!

Peanut Butter on one slice, Chocolate Spread on the other. Combine. GENIUS!

"Combine" is an unnecessary step. Should come in a squeezie.

You chaps have just as much fun, but with more spam.

haha, too right! ...:fluffle: