Is it just me or is a "family pack" of condoms disturbing?
Drunk commies deleted
03-01-2007, 16:30
"There are a lot of them, and I am trying to figure out what to get and he's just standing there," Clifford said. "I just decided to get the family pack so I wouldn't have to go through that again."http://www.jsonline.com/story/index.aspx?id=547996
Doesn't that just conjure up disturbing images of incest like in the Aristocrats?
Slartiblartfast
03-01-2007, 16:32
Doesn't that just conjure up disturbing images of incest like in the Aristocrats?
I've seen that cute cat disney film loads of times but must have missed those scences
Farnhamia
03-01-2007, 16:36
http://www.jsonline.com/story/index.aspx?id=547996
Doesn't that just conjure up disturbing images of incest like in the Aristocrats?
There are so many variations on "the family that ... together ..." I don't know where to begin.
As for The Aristocrats, I thought that was one of the funnier films I've seen in ages. But remember, the point of the joke is to be as disturbing and gross as possible.
Nova Boozia
03-01-2007, 16:36
I've seen that cute cat disney film loads of times but must have missed those scences
I watched it last night (really. My sister insisted). They all have a hand in it. But the bit with the mouse and the horse... that was just provocative, even for a Disney.
Mogtaria
03-01-2007, 16:37
Do you suppose that condoms like other pharmaceuticals are tested on animals? If so which ones and how hard was it to train them?
Proggresica
03-01-2007, 16:37
I've seen that cute cat disney film loads of times but must have missed those scences
The Aristocrats is a 2005 documentary film about the infamous dirty joke of the same name...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Aristocrats_%28film%29
Northern Borders
03-01-2007, 16:38
Around here the gov gives condoms for free in medical centers.
And ocasionaly even in the streets.
Smunkeeville
03-01-2007, 16:38
condoms have always been in those stupid glass cases here, they still are, and I still go about once a week to buy them for the little idiots I know who are too scared to ask.........:rolleyes:
Chandelier
03-01-2007, 17:05
Around here the gov gives condoms for free in medical centers.
And ocasionaly even in the streets.
They're given for free at the nearby community college, too. When I was doing a summer program there a friend of mine took one and put it in someone else's notebook as a prank.
United Beleriand
03-01-2007, 17:51
The Aristocrats is a 2005 documentary film about the infamous dirty joke of the same name...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Aristocrats_%28film%29 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Aristocrats_%28film%29)
Some folks can't spell. Aristocrats, Aristocats, all the same...
Epic Fusion
03-01-2007, 17:59
why would people be so embarassed to buy condoms?
i mean if you go up to the counter and say "i'd like 100 condoms plz, shud last me a week or two" people wud be mighty impressed and its not like they'd think u were lyin after all who would buy a hundred condoms just to luk good?
Some folks can't spell. Aristocrats, Aristocats, all the same...There was an interview here on TV a long while ago where the interviewer made that mistake. He was interviewing people about aristocrats, but thought it was about aristocats..
It was simply painful to watch the confusion..
Farnhamia
03-01-2007, 18:03
why would people be so embarassed to buy condoms?
i mean if you go up to the counter and say "i'd like 100 condoms plz, shud last me a week or two" people wud be mighty impressed and its not like they'd think u were lyin after all who would buy a hundred condoms just to luk good?
Better yet, get your granny to buy them for you and have her use the same line about lasting a week. The comic effect will be bigger.
I don't know, some folks seem to be embarrassed if other people find out they're having sex. Go figure. *she said, blushing furiously*
Northern Borders
03-01-2007, 18:46
why would people be so embarassed to buy condoms?
i mean if you go up to the counter and say "i'd like 100 condoms plz, shud last me a week or two" people wud be mighty impressed and its not like they'd think u were lyin after all who would buy a hundred condoms just to luk good?
Not if you´re buying 100 condoms of the very small size.
They're given for free at the nearby community college, too. When I was doing a summer program there a friend of mine took one and put it in someone else's notebook as a prank.
That is good. Since around here medical services are for free, payed by the gov, the gov wants to spend much more money on prevention instead of treatment (which is much more costly).
That is why bikers have to use helmets (since if they fall, the gov will have to pay their treatment). I´ve heard that in some states in the US, you dont need to wear helmes, since if you fall, you´re the one who will have to deal with the entire consequences.
And what are you doing going to college at 16 anyway? No wonder you have problems, dealing with stupid 20 year old drunk college students.
Byzantium2006
03-01-2007, 19:29
why would people be so embarassed to buy condoms?
i mean if you go up to the counter and say "i'd like 100 condoms plz, shud last me a week or two" people wud be mighty impressed and its not like they'd think u were lyin after all who would buy a hundred condoms just to luk good?
Maybe they'll think that u have a problem with premature ejaculation, then that wouldn't be so funny would it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVRGkEJgmXc
This is South Park's take on the "Aristocrat" joke.