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http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/01/02/robertson.predictions.ap/index.html

So, Pat is predicting we're all going to die terrible deaths next year, or something along those lines, and CNN is giving him coverage and credibility. Perhaps he should open up a 1-900 number psychic hotline thingy-mabob.

I hope for their sake that the only reason they're doing this is because it's a slow news day.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/01/02/robertson.predictions.ap/index.html

So, Pat is predicting we're all going to die terrible deaths next year, or something along those lines, and CNN is giving him coverage and credibility. Perhaps he should open up a 1-900 number psychic hotline thingy-mabob.

I hope for their sake that the only reason they're doing this is because it's a slow news day.
Of course, last year he predicted a tsunami would hit America, but now he's claiming that the heavy rainfall in New England this year counts as fulfilling his prophesy. Pat seems to grant himself a lot of wiggle room.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/01/02/robertson.predictions.ap/index.html

So, Pat is predicting we're all going to die terrible deaths next year, or something along those lines, and CNN is giving him coverage and credibility. Perhaps he should open up a 1-900 number psychic hotline thingy-mabob.

I hope for their sake that the only reason they're doing this is because it's a slow news day.

I can't wrap my mind around seriously praying to God for Supreme Court Justices to die. How can he seriously be considered a Christian after that? That would be like me beating puppies to death on air while singing religious music or something. I don't even know what to compare it to.

I predict that Pat Robertson will say at least three more completely retarded things in public in 2007. :)

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/01/02/robertson.predictions.ap/index.html

So, Pat is predicting we're all going to die terrible deaths next year, or something along those lines, and CNN is giving him coverage and credibility. Perhaps he should open up a 1-900 number psychic hotline thingy-mabob.

I hope for their sake that the only reason they're doing this is because it's a slow news day.

You're going to meet a tall, dark, and mysterious stranger and he is going to bring down the wrath of GOD upon your head.

I can't wrap my mind around seriously praying to God for Supreme Court Justices to die. How can he seriously be considered a Christian after that? That would be like me beating puppies to death on air while singing religious music or something. I don't even know what to compare it to.

That's because it's sheer lunacy, and you happen to be at least slightly sane, as opposed to Mr. Robertson, whose realm of existence has ceased to coincide with ours.

And it's not good craziness on his part either, it's bad craziness.

I predict that Pat Robertson will say at least three more completely retarded things in public in 2007. :)

LG, you know that's cheating (and underestimating, as well).

I predict that Pat Robertson will say at least three more completely retarded things in public in 2007. :)

Only three? Amateur!

I suppose the one compensation is that Mr. Robertson himself will be called home to God soon enough.

The Constitution of the United States, for instance, is a marvelous document for self-government by the Christian people. But the minute you turn the document into the hands of non-Christian people and atheistic people they can use it to destroy the very foundation of our society. And that's what's been happening.
--Pat Robertson


The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians.
--Pat Robertson


I think we ought to close Halloween down. Do you want your children to dress up as witches? The Druids used to dress up like this when they were doing human sacrifice... [Your children] are acting out Satanic rituals and participating in it, and don't even realize it.
--Pat Robertson


i love that guy. he's the best comedian i've ever known. i didn't know he did predictions and shit as well! :eek: :)

I suppose the one compensation is that Mr. Robertson himself will be called home to God soon enough.
People like Pat Robertson never die, they just get older, crazier, and more irrelevant until they reach 100, fade out to some hick town where they rig a mine field up to protect their lawn and write rambling letters to their local editors complaining about how the arrangement of the comic's page is designed to steal the souls of young children.

i love that guy. he's the best comedian i've ever known. i didn't know he did predictions and shit as well! :eek: :)

Well, he's in second place, yes...he has a lot of work ahead if he wants to catch up to Fred Phelps, but he might get himself a Fundie Award for Most Ridiculous Quote.

Well, he's in second place, yes...he has a lot of work ahead if he wants to catch up to Fred Phelps, but he might get himself a Fundie Award for Most Ridiculous Quote.

i love the one about feminism. but i'll have to look up some Fred Phelps' stuff. funny, funny guys...

but i guess they're not the only ones
"I don't know that atheists should be considered citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God."
--President George Bush, August 27, 1988

People like Pat Robertson never die, they just get older, crazier, and more irrelevant until they reach 100, fade out to some hick town where they rig a mine field up to protect their lawn and write rambling letters to their local editors complaining about how the arrangement of the comic's page is designed to steal the souls of young children.

Well, that's disappointing, isn't it? So we have to put up with him for another 20, 25 years before he moves off to the hick town? You know, if he were really smart, he'd be recording predictions for the future, to be stored in a secret vault and released little by little. He could live on after he does get called home to God!

i love that guy. he's the best comedian i've ever known. i didn't know he did predictions and shit as well! :eek: :)
Yeah, he predicted that god wouldn't let a hurricane hit his offices on a Virginia beach. And where did it go...

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I predict Pat will die this year.

LG, you know that's cheating (and underestimating, as well).

Well, he's getting old. ;)

People like Pat Robertson never die, they just get older, crazier, and more irrelevant until they reach 100, fade out to some hick town where they rig a mine field up to protect their lawn and write rambling letters to their local editors complaining about how the arrangement of the comic's page is designed to steal the souls of young children.

Unfortunately, by the time he gets THAT interesting, he won't be on television any more. Talk about bad planning! :(

I predict that God will convince most of Pat Robertson's followers that Robertson is a fuckhead sometime this year. Take that, Pat.