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You are trapped on a deserted island surrounded by sharks with no hope of rescue, no survival equipment and no means of escape with three other NSers. Your only hope of survival is to work together in harmony.

Which three NSers would have you questioning your sanity, what you did to piss God off so badly, or whether death by shark attack is particularly painful?

Isn't this teh flamebaiting?

Which three NSers would have you questioning your sanity, what you did to piss God off so badly, or whether death by shark attack is particularly painful?

Hehe. In the most endearing way possible -

You, Fass and a randomly selected troll of some description.

You, because I wouldn't be able to sleep at night for fear of slimy things being placed upon the nape of my neck...*shudder*

Fass, because, since having no practical skills in such a situation, i'd expect him to constantly remind me of that fact. :p

The latter is probably self-explanatory. :)

Hehe. In the most endearing way possible -

You, Fass and a randomly selected troll of some description.

You, because I wouldn't be able to sleep at night for fear of slimy things being placed upon the nape of my neck...*shudder*

Fass, because, since having no practical skills in such a situation, i'd expect him to constantly remind me of that fact. :p

The latter is probably self-explanatory. :)

Neck? Hah! You underestimate my creativity. :)

Isn't this teh flamebaiting?

Not if you keep it light-hearted. :)

Isn't this teh flamebaiting?

I certainly hope not, as that wasn't my intention. But I suppose it's not my decision, is it? :(

Neck? Hah! You underestimate my creativity. :)

Yeah, that's what i'm afraid of...

On the other hand, attempting to upstage you would never get boring. :)

Not if you keep it light-hearted. :)

Light-hearted? My threads?!? Yeah, right! :rolleyes:


;)

You, Fass and a randomly selected troll of some description.

I have an idea that might be fun. "Randomly" select the troll using a giant skill tester.

Light-hearted? My threads?!? Yeah, right! :rolleyes:


;)

Heheheh. ;)

I have an idea that might be fun. "Randomly" select the troll using a giant skill tester.

Oooh, what, they shout trollish statements into a machine remniscient of a strength tester...which in fact actually measures how inflammatory their speech is? I like it.

Oooh, what, they shout trollish statements into a machine remniscient of a strength tester...which in fact actually measures how inflammatory their speech is? I like it.

Hmm, that might be better than the idea I was trying to convey. What I was trying to say was that we do this, except with trolls.

http://www.nirajsanghvi.com/images/stories/buster_claw_save_gob.jpg

Hmm, that might be better than the idea I was trying to convey. What I was trying to say was that we do this, except with trolls.

http://www.nirajsanghvi.com/images/stories/buster_claw_save_gob.jpg

Hey, where you get my Yearbook picture! :mad:

Wait, that's not me. Brings back memories, though. *nod*

You are trapped on a deserted island surrounded by sharks with no hope of rescue, no survival equipment and no means of escape with three other NSers. Your only hope of survival is to work together in harmony.

Which three NSers would have you questioning your sanity, what you did to piss God off so badly, or whether death by shark attack is particularly painful?
Well. it would have to be 3 women.....

One to do the cooking.....


One to do the cleaning.....


One for wild, passionate lovemaking....


That should help me survive and make me grateful to God. :p

Well. it would have to be 3 women.....

One to do the cooking.....


One to do the cleaning.....


One for wild, passionate lovemaking....


That should help me survive and make me grateful to God. :p

Just be sure to put them on a rotating schedule so no one gets bored.:D

LG
Harlesburg
Ifreann

Death by practical jokes gone wrong is never a bad thing...

Refused Party Program has me questioning my sanity already. Imagine how it would be if we were trapped together on a desert island. The pudding puns alone would drive me to suicide.

I don't know. I guess I'll be all alone. :(

Just be sure to put them on a rotating schedule so no one gets bored.:D
That's the ticket!! :D

You are trapped on a deserted island surrounded by sharks with no hope of rescue, no survival equipment and no means of escape with three other NSers. Your only hope of survival is to work together in harmony.

1. Which three NSers would have you questioning your sanity, 2. what you did to piss God off so badly,3. or whether death by shark attack is particularly painful?

1. Swilatia, Lunatic Goofballs, and Cluichstan.

2. I actually reacted positively to Geppeto.

3. Yes, if it tears you apart (great white shark), no if it swallows you whole (whale/basking shark).

1 - DCD, Ifreann, Darknovae
2 - I wouldn't have done anything to piss off God because I cannot piss of that which does not exist.
3 - I'd try and find out which plant I could smoke that would make me high enough to carry out that experiment and hope that I find something that bakes me sufficiantly...

LG
Harlesburg
Ifreann

Death by practical jokes gone wrong is never a bad thing...
>.>
<.<
I never meant for him to die.............
1 - DCD, Ifreann, Darknovae
2 - I wouldn't have done anything to piss off God because I cannot piss of that which does not exist.
3 - I'd try and find out which plant I could smoke that would make me high enough to carry out that experiment and hope that I find something that bakes me sufficiantly...

Those things that look like poison ivy should be good.

Those things that look like poison ivy should be good.
They only look like poison ivy, right? It doesn't necessarily mean that it is... only one way to find out, light up and see! :)

yeah right, no flamebait.

edwardis because he would spend his time trying to convince us that this was proof of our sinful nature

deep kimchi because he would spend his time bitching and moaning that he didnt bring his gun

fassigen because no matter how many times i hit on him he would turn me down

They only look like poison ivy, right? It doesn't necessarily mean that it is... only one way to find out, light up and see! :)
I wonder what poison ivy would do to you if you smoked it anyway.

lets see you all think im nuts :p and whos this god person

lets see you all think im nuts :p and whos this god person

*points to LG*
Him.

*points to LG*
Him.

Quiet! Or they'll all want one. :p

Quiet! Or they'll all want one. :p

Pfft, there's plenty of LG to go around.

*points to LG*
Him.

that's the case im in his bad book now, as he got lot's of people after me

that's the case im in his bad book now, as he got lot's of people after me

They're not 'after' you. Just keeping you under surveillance. It's standard procedure.

We clowns are everywhere. :)

They're not 'after' you. Just keeping you under surveillance. It's standard procedure.

We clowns are everywhere. :)

Nobody expects the clown to be following them. Because they expect the clowns to be flinging mud at each other and that.



Clowns are good at multi-tasking.

They're not 'after' you. Just keeping you under surveillance. It's standard procedure.

We clowns are everywhere. :)

then who sent the CIA, Interpole, and what ever KGD call now days after me

then who sent the CIA, Interpole, and what ever KGD call now days after me

Bah. I think that after 9/11 and Iraq it's pretty clear that the CIA, etc. are second-stringers. But they're useful for distracting attention away from the big floppy shoes in the shadows. *nod*

:)

Bah. I think that after 9/11 and Iraq it's pretty clear that the CIA, etc. are second-stringers. But they're useful for distracting attention away from the big floppy shoes in the shadows. *nod*

:)

right i lose the CIA all the time

LG
Harlesburg
Ifreann

Death by practical jokes gone wrong is never a bad thing...
:confused:
That crazy Lunatic Goofballs aye?

I'd use you to plough a field.
Gots ta eat ya know.

Edwardis, and two other people like him.

PM, Glitzi, and Illie. We'd get off that island somehow!

http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/haie.gif

DesignatedMarksman Soviestan, and RuleCaucasia.


Because I think the inter-religious bickering would be amusing.

I think I could live in harmony with Peeches.

I already have survival skills, so the other two would have to be pretty damn useful to me with some fantastic talents to please me.

Once we established that, we'd all get along famously.

If you're asking me to choose 3 NSers that WOULD make me question my sanity and consider death by shark attack then it would have to be:

RuleCaucasia
PootWaddle
TheFourthHolyReich/Sovietstan (not saying they're the same)

Just because they have such differing views from mine. I put an alt for TFHR because I think he may have been banned so Sovietstan in case it has to be current NSers. No offence intended to my list, I'm sure I'd drive them up the wall too.