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I got so smashed I was making myself throw up, and I'm still totally wasted. If you're wasted, or post-wasted, share your poems and thoughts here:

Drunken haiku. My
brain hates me. Too much liqour.
Morning? Mourning: me.

I got so smashed I was making myself throw up, and I'm still totally wasted. If you're wasted, or post-wasted, share your poems and thoughts here:

Drunken haiku. My
brain hates me. Too much liqour.
Morning? Mourning: me.

Luckily I am
Not drunk. I only had half
A glass of champagne.

*shrug* Most I've ever had.

If only I had
taken more beer to consume..
I shall crawl to fridge!

Smashed, on New Year's Eve.
My hedonism is great.
Jesus is crying.

Smashed, on New Year's Eve.
My hedonism is great.
Jesus is crying.

No, you are so wrong.
Jesus is still partying,
In New York City.

Ah, I am relieved.
Praise to all greater forces.
Let the good times roll.

i'm drunk as hekl
for one opkast time
bbecause after tonight
i can be druinik no more

weeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I got so smashed I was making myself throw up, and I'm still totally wasted. If you're wasted, or post-wasted, share your poems and thoughts here:

Drunken haiku. My
brain hates me. Too much liqour.
Morning? Mourning: me.

Lolling, I am now
Rolling on the floor laughing
Loving this thread now

gerald ford on show
cold frothy beer in hand mmm
drunken haikus yeah!

Tomorrow, head hurts.
The spirits in the dry stout
Extract their toll for joy.

I dedicate this to a lady friend.

I think I love you.
You scare and embolden me.
But first I must pee.

Alcohol. Alchol.
Alcohol never changes.
Alcohol. lol, poop.

I dedicate this to a lady friend.

I think I love you.
You scare and embolden me.
But first I must pee.

I almost spat beer averywhere.... **shakes fist**

i'm drunk as hekl
for one opkast time
bbecause after tonight
i can be druinik no more

weeeeeeeeeeeeeee

gerald ford on show
cold frothy beer in hand mmm
drunken haikus yeah!

Tomorrow, head hurts.
The spirits in the dry stout
Extract their toll for joy.

Alcohol. Alchol.
Alcohol never changes.
Alcohol. lol, poop.

I almost spat beer averywhere.... **shakes fist**

Hahahahaha.
That's what you get for drinking.
I shall laugh at yall.

:D

I almost spat beer averywhere.... **shakes fist**

Sorry :D Peace?

http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/lmoh/pics/guinness.jpg

Hahahahaha.
That's what you get for drinking.
I shall laugh at yall.

:D

Darknovae, laugh on.
The secrets of life and death
Beers shall hide from you.

Sorry :D Peace?

http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/lmoh/pics/guinness.jpg

*drools*

I hate drunk people
So go vomit somewhere else
That shirt was brand new

I'm no good at poems,so I'll just try and remember last night.I'm failing.I drank a whole half bottle of whisky.It was not a good idea.

Alchohol brings out
The hidden inner goofball
in the rest of you.

:D

Alchohol brings out
The hidden inner goofball
in the rest of you.

:D

All it brought out of me was my dinner.

All it brought out of me was my dinner.

You must not have done it right. *nod*

You must not have done it right. *nod*

Would drinking it upside down help?

Hahahahaha.
That's what you get for drinking.
I shall laugh at yall.

:D

Quiet you! *swigs from hip-flask*
:p

Damn, the Almighty Alcohol took over my body something fierce last night!

Sorry :D Peace?

http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/lmoh/pics/guinness.jpg



Darknovae, laugh on.
The secrets of life and death
Beers shall hide from you.

My country suffers
From its giant hangover
Even the weather.

Quiet you! *swigs from hip-flask*
:p

Are you really sure
The drink in your flask ain't spiked?
I shall not shut up.

Damn, the Almighty Alcohol took over my body something fierce last night!

I don't remember last night.At all.

I dedicate this to a lady friend.

I think I love you.
You scare and embolden me.
But first I must pee.

This is good, very good. I give it an A+

Are you really sure
The drink in your flask ain't spiked?
I shall not shut up.

My drink wasn't spiked last night. I just had mammoth amounts of it.Never again shall I do that.

I don't remember last night.At all.Neither do I. I only have the posts I made to go by what I did. LOL.

I can't understand half of them.

Neither do I. I only have the posts I made to go by what I did. LOL.

I can't understand half of them.

I wasn't on NSG, I was at a party. Apparently I threw up everywhere. My friends even called paramedics for me.

I wasn't on NSG, I was at a party. Apparently I threw up everywhere. My friends even called paramedics for me.I went to a party earlier in the day for about an hour. I left after my sister was slutting around with a bunch of guys in front of her boyfriend, because that wasn't gonna be pretty.

New Year now or later
In the Spring I celebrate.
Janurary for you March 21 for me
The sun beckons the Naw Ruz.

I went to a party earlier in the day for about an hour. I left after my sister was slutting around with a bunch of guys in front of her boyfriend, because that wasn't gonna be pretty.

Ouch. I wish I could remember what I was doing. Apparently I was passed out in a chair, after throwing up. My mate Toby was even worse, he was wrapped in a blanket, shivering. Was scary shit, apparently.

Ouch. I wish I could remember what I was doing. Apparently I was passed out in a chair, after throwing up. My mate Toby was even worse, he was wrapped in a blanket, shivering. Was scary shit, apparently.

:eek:

I was at home with my parents, I didn't get on NSG till 1 AM.

Though I did have a record amount of champagne... for me. :p

:eek:

I was at home with my parents, I didn't get on NSG till 1 AM.

Though I did have a record amount of champagne... for me. :p

I drank a whole half bottle of High Commissioner Whisky.
Please, never do that. Ever. For your sake.
How much champagne did you have? :p

I drank 3/4 of a 750mL bottle of straight vodka. :eek:

In a stretched time period, mind.

I drank 3/4 of a 750mL bottle of straight vodka. :eek:

In a stretched time period, mind.

I drank my whisky within an hour and a half, on an empty stomach.


But....
No hangover :D:D

I have a splitting headache. I was drinking for a good three hours, but I had some lobster tail in my stomach. Lobster FTW.

I have a splitting headache. I was drinking for a good three hours, but I had some lobster tail in my stomach. Lobster FTW.

I've never had lobster. I love seafood though.

I've never had lobster. I love seafood though.Neither have I before this morning. I've been a fan of crab legs for some time, so I knew I'd like it.

Neither have I before this morning. I've been a fan of crab legs for some time, so I knew I'd like it.

Crab legs FTW.

In Cyprus I managed to get through an entire sea bass, (a big one), about 40 whitebait fish, a red snapper, a pork chop and a lamb chop. And about 2 plates of chips.



And an ice cream.

Sounds like a stomach ache to me. Haha.

too much champagne ain't
no good for haikus no way
f###s up your count

Sounds like a stomach ache to me. Haha.

It was tasty to teh max. Walking was difficult afterwards though.

It was tasty to teh max. Walking was difficult afterwards though.Lol, I bet!

Smashed, on New Year's Eve.
My hedonism is great.
Jesus is crying.

Jesus made my wine
With water and his blessing
and enzymes and fruit

Morning after sucks.
Ship is listing to starboard.
Fuck you too, stomach.



I had, I think in this order:
Mixed drink: Vodka and coke.
Mixed drink: Bourbon and coke.
Mixed drink: Rum and coke.
Mixed drink: Bailey's and coffee (x3)
Mixed drink: Sangria
Beer: Amber Bock
Beer: Some import bullshit.
Beer
Beer
Beer

Vomit.


I wrote most of my immediate family drunken emails, wrote one to a girl who was probably at least as smashed as I was who I imagine hasn't even woken up yet to reply. Threw up for some time, slept on the toilet (face first). Thank God I was drinking at a neat freak's house, otherwise the toilet sleeping might have been more unpleasant.

What a night.

I did get a major insight into my stress-related physical symptoms: I can't sleep alone anymore! Going to get professional advice tommorow or the next day, till then I guess I'm sleeping with my stuffed C'Thulhu doll.

Thanks for helping make the drunken haiku thread a success!