Ri-an
01-01-2007, 00:21
As 2006 closes and 2007 begins, I've taken a look back over the past year at some of my accomplishments.
I've let go of the Guilt and gotten in touch with my inner Psychopath.
I found I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia.
I assumed full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault.
My intuition nearly made up for my lack of wisdom and judgment.
I found I need not suffer in silence while I can still moan, whimper, and complain.
I have become one with my duality.
I honored and expressed all facets of my being, regardless of state and local laws.
I Discovered A scapegoat is almost as good as a solution.
And I figured out that The complete lack of evidence is the surest proof that the conspiracy is working.
And I made some resolutions I know I can keep:
1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds.
2. Stop exercising. Waste of time.
3. Read less. Makes you think.
4. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.
5. Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow.
6. Don't date any of the Baywatch cast.
7. Spend more time at work, surfing with the T1.
8. Take a vacation to someplace important: like, to see the largest ball of twine.
9. Don't jump off a cliff just because everyone else did.
10. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.
11. Don't have eight children at once.
12. Get in a whole NEW rut!
13. Start being superstitious.
14. Personal goal: bring back disco.
15. Don't wrestle with Jesse Ventura.
16. Don't bet against the Minnesota Vikings.
17. Buy an '83 Eldorado and invest in a really loud stereo system.
18. Get the windows tinted. Buy some fur for the dash.
19. Speak in a monotone voice and only use monosyllabicwords.
20. Only wear jeans that are 2 sizes too small and use a chain or rope for a belt.
What about you, what are your reflections and resolutions?
I've let go of the Guilt and gotten in touch with my inner Psychopath.
I found I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia.
I assumed full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault.
My intuition nearly made up for my lack of wisdom and judgment.
I found I need not suffer in silence while I can still moan, whimper, and complain.
I have become one with my duality.
I honored and expressed all facets of my being, regardless of state and local laws.
I Discovered A scapegoat is almost as good as a solution.
And I figured out that The complete lack of evidence is the surest proof that the conspiracy is working.
And I made some resolutions I know I can keep:
1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds.
2. Stop exercising. Waste of time.
3. Read less. Makes you think.
4. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.
5. Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow.
6. Don't date any of the Baywatch cast.
7. Spend more time at work, surfing with the T1.
8. Take a vacation to someplace important: like, to see the largest ball of twine.
9. Don't jump off a cliff just because everyone else did.
10. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.
11. Don't have eight children at once.
12. Get in a whole NEW rut!
13. Start being superstitious.
14. Personal goal: bring back disco.
15. Don't wrestle with Jesse Ventura.
16. Don't bet against the Minnesota Vikings.
17. Buy an '83 Eldorado and invest in a really loud stereo system.
18. Get the windows tinted. Buy some fur for the dash.
19. Speak in a monotone voice and only use monosyllabicwords.
20. Only wear jeans that are 2 sizes too small and use a chain or rope for a belt.
What about you, what are your reflections and resolutions?