NationStates Jolt Archive

1) Get a 4.0 my next two quarters of college.
2) Get a civil engineering internship.
3) Watch the Denver Broncos in the NFL playoffs.
4) Quit my current job.

Just my short list. Have any you'd like to share?

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You meant..

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I resolve to take everything absolutely seriously from this point forth. The jokes are over.

*twitch*


*spasm*


BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Shit! :mad:

To go to as many gigs as possible.I've got Muse all lined up for June.

I resolve to take everything absolutely seriously from this point forth. The jokes are over.

*twitch*


*spasm*


BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Shit! :mad:

The day you start being serious,pigs shall fly,and the world shalt come to an end.


It was written in Revelations.*nod*

I will get a haircut. Oh, and I'll start turning up for work on time.

Trilby63;12154341']I will get a haircut. Oh, and I'll start turning up for work on time.

Ill advised. Raise your mop high and tell The Man that you'll get there when you feel like waking up.

Ill advised. Raise your mop high and tell The Man that you'll get there when you feel like waking up.

Power to the People!

whats the deal with this new year resolution stuff anyway?

Power to the People!

*smites*

No.

*smites*

No.

Aww, man. You're The Man?



:( parties over

*smites*

No.

:eek:
Smited by Ruffy.No worse punishment comes to mind.

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You meant..

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Zing!

:eek:
Smited by Ruffy.No worse punishment comes to mind.

if youre still posting,, he obviously failed to smite you. let's continue the revolution!

if youre still posting,, he obviously failed to smite you. let's continue the revolution!

The best smitings have a time-delay.

if youre still posting,, he obviously failed to smite you. let's continue the revolution!

True.
*Raises flag*
For the proletariat!

Ill advised. Raise your mop high and tell The Man that you'll get there when you feel like waking up.

Bah! Some of us like our jobs. I get to mess about with a soldering iron all day and drill holes into stuff.

The best smitings have a time-delay.

:eek:

Trilby63;12154396']Bah! Some of us like our jobs. I get to mess about with a soldering iron all day and drill holes into stuff.

I get to stand behind a till all day and listen to obnoxious customers complain to no ends about the shop I work in. And, I get small upper-class women coming in and using me and my friend Marcus as their personal shoppers. It gets boring after a while.

Trilby63;12154396']Bah! Some of us like our jobs. I get to mess about with a soldering iron all day and drill holes into stuff.

My God. You do what ever your boss tells you to do. You don't deserve what you have. I can only drill holes into things when something needs a hole... which is rare...

True.
*Raises flag*
For the proletariat!

Damn firewalls.

:eek:

don't be worried. you can't kill someone using the internet. not yet at least.

Damn firewalls.

Ha!Ruffy is defeated by Norton.

don't be worried. you can't kill someone using the internet. not yet at least.

How would you kill someone using the Internet?Would you command the computer to jump on their head or something?

How would you kill someone using the Internet?Would you command the computer to jump on their head or something?

don't know. but no-one ever saw youtube coming 10 years before it did.

I WILL pay off my credit card debt, I WILL pay off my credit card debt...

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3) Watch the Denver Broncos in the NFL playoffs.

You are made of win. :)

don't be worried. you can't kill someone using the internet. not yet at least.

Actually.. (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/05/07/AR2005050701270.html)

Actually.. (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/05/07/AR2005050701270.html)

deers are not people.

Actually.. (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/05/07/AR2005050701270.html)

That's quite scary,actually.

deers are not people.

Say a hunter walks by..

Say a hunter walks by..

indeed, but fortunatetly you can't kill just anyone using the interweb. it would be really scary if that was possible.

indeed, but fortunatetly you can't kill just anyone using the interweb. it would be really scary if that was possible.
Hmm...

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Assassin+for+hire&btnG=Google+Search

Hmm...

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Assassin+for+hire&btnG=Google+Search

nothing under that yet.

nothing under that yet.

Really? Oh.

Really? Oh.

yeah. no actual "assasins for hire"

indeed, but fortunatetly you can't kill just anyone using the interweb. it would be really scary if that was possible.

True..

I'll try to ride my bike a bit more, to get a bit fitter, instead of walking. There.

Not die.
Get laid.

In that order.

It was going to be 'get a job', but then I did, on Thursday.

Now it's 'get a proper job'.

I resolve to study harder, get a job, go outside more and make resolutions that I will bother to keep.

No resolution for me. That's for suckers.

don't need them it year's the 2007 here now

I only have one New Years Resolution and that is to buy a house. It's looking very promising, however, it's still very early in the game. :)

I resolve to stop eating cornflakes.

Yep, and I resolve to break all resolutions.

Not die.
Get laid.

In that order.

You should throw in another "Not die" after "Get laid". Nobody likes a dead body in the bed.

You should throw in another "Not die" after "Get laid". Nobody likes a dead body in the bed.
Good idea.

Revised New Year's Resolutions:
Don't Die
Get Laid
Don't Die

finish my screenplay
get funding to film it in '08
promote my books
write another book


oh, wait, that's my to-do list

I guess I resolve not to be on NS so much.