NationStates Jolt Archive


Guess what I did 10,000 times?

Ifreann
31-12-2006, 02:23
No, not masturbated, posted!
Woot!
*parties*
19.59 posts per day FTW!



So, to give this thread some semblence of a point, do you ever get the feeling you spend too much time on NSG? Whenever I do I like to remind myself that there's nothing better I could be doing. Nothing at all.

:D
CthulhuFhtagn
31-12-2006, 02:23
When it comes down to it, is not every post on these forums a form of mental masturbation?
Maineiacs
31-12-2006, 02:24
Damn, and I came here three months before you did. I'm not even to 4000 yet.
Zarakon
31-12-2006, 02:24
Wow, you shot down the first thing that popped into my head.
Fassigen
31-12-2006, 02:24
When it comes down to it, is not every post on these forums a form of mental masturbation?

Some are certainly as disappointing as such...
New Genoa
31-12-2006, 02:25
More than me, spammer.
The Scandinvans
31-12-2006, 02:27
Why would you count that, you are surely chronic.
The Pacifist Womble
31-12-2006, 02:44
When it comes down to it, is not every post on these forums a form of mental masturbation?
I've been indirectly accused of "moral masturbation" by a certain poster here, recently.
Ifreann
31-12-2006, 02:45
Why would you count that, you are surely chronic.

The computator does it for me :)
Zarakon
31-12-2006, 02:46
I've been indirectly accused of "moral masturbation" by a certain poster here, recently.

What's moral masturbation? Is that where you have a fantasy that you're having sex with your happily married wife/husband of the opposite sex for the purpose of procreation in the missionary position?
CthulhuFhtagn
31-12-2006, 02:48
What's moral masturbation? Is that where you have a fantasy that you're having sex with your happily married wife/husband of the opposite sex for the purpose of procreation in the missionary position?

Hee.

But seriously, moral masturbation is like intellectual masturbation. It'd be flaunting one's morals and implying or stating that they are superior to those of others.
Zarakon
31-12-2006, 02:50
Hee.

But seriously, moral masturbation is like intellectual masturbation. It'd be flaunting one's morals and implying or stating that they are superior to those of others.

Yeah, I know. But that doesn't make jokes any less fun.
CthulhuFhtagn
31-12-2006, 02:51
Yeah, I know. But that doesn't make jokes any less fun.

I'm right? I was just making something up.
Zarakon
31-12-2006, 02:55
I'm right? I was just making something up.

I think that's what the general definition. I'm thinking of looking on wikipedia, but am scared of what I'll get.
IL Ruffino
31-12-2006, 03:08
Oh? Hello.
Nadkor
31-12-2006, 03:33
Not long and I'll have joined the sad little 10,000 club...
CanuckHeaven
31-12-2006, 03:47
No, not masturbated, posted!
Woot!
*parties*
19.59 posts per day FTW!

So, to give this thread some semblence of a point, do you ever get the feeling you spend too much time on NSG? Whenever I do I like to remind myself that there's nothing better I could be doing. Nothing at all.
:D
* dons NSG police suit
* pulls Ifreann over

Ummmm, we caught you doing 19.59 posts per day in a 10 post per day zone.

Sorry sir but we are going to suspend your NSG posting license for a few days until some of the other posters catch up.

Please don't post while under suspension. Have a great day!! :p
Ifreann
31-12-2006, 03:50
* dons NSG police suit
* pulls Ifreann over

Ummmm, we caught you doing 19.59 posts per day in a 10 post per day zone.

Sorry sir but we are going to suspend your NSG posting license for a few days until some of the other posters catch up.

Please don't post while under suspension. Have a great day!! :p

*moons NSG police*
The SR
31-12-2006, 03:52
*moons NSG police*

about the only thing more entertaining than this place on the interweb is pulling the stomach out!! :p

in the real world, what ever happened to the Dublin MS session?

will we try again in the new year?
Ifreann
31-12-2006, 03:53
about the only thing more entertaining than this place on the interweb is pulling the stomach out!! :p

in the real world, what ever happened to the Dublin MS session?

will we try again in the new year?

It was mentioned once then not organised in any way.
JuNii
31-12-2006, 03:59
Hee.

But seriously, moral masturbation is like intellectual masturbation. It'd be flaunting one's morals and implying or stating that they are superior to those of others.


as two posters go back and forth...

"My morals are bigger than your morals!"
"Is not, look at the size of my morals!"


meanwhile everyone knows it's not the size, but what you do with your morals. :p
Dryks Legacy
31-12-2006, 04:00
So, to give this thread some semblence of a point, do you ever get the feeling you spend too much time on NSG? Whenever I do I like to remind myself that there's nothing better I could be doing. Nothing at all.

I get that feeling too, and I only just got to 700 :D
JuNii
31-12-2006, 04:00
about the only thing more entertaining than this place on the interweb is pulling the stomach out!! :p

in the real world, what ever happened to the Dublin MS session?

will we try again in the new year?

MS? why would we be concerned with a Dublin MicroSoft Session?
CanuckHeaven
31-12-2006, 04:00
*moons NSG police*
* pulls out gun and shoots the moon :D
Ifreann
31-12-2006, 04:01
* pulls out gun and shoots the moon :D

At least it didn't make a new hole :eek:
Neesika
31-12-2006, 04:01
The thrill of a high post count wears off soon after 10,000 I'm afraid.

It's why I don't mind starting back at square one.

And isn't this sort of thing strictly verboten? (post count wanking I mean)
Ifreann
31-12-2006, 04:03
The thrill of a high post count wears off soon after 10,000 I'm afraid.

It's why I don't mind starting back at square one.

And isn't this sort of thing strictly verboten? (post count wanking I mean)

Ah, but now I can make jokes about my penis actually compensates for my post count, implying that it is teh huge! :p

Oh dear, I hope not. :(
Smunkeeville
31-12-2006, 04:06
welcome to the club.

I think I spend way too much time around here, but hey, if you are going to be addicted to something, this is probably less harmful than other things.


however I am becoming more and more liberal by the day, so it's semi-harmful according to hubby.
Psychotic Mongooses
31-12-2006, 04:08
It was mentioned once then not organised in any way.

As is our style mind.

*struts*

How the hell did you get to 10k? Sheesh!

*shakes head in disbelief*
Neesika
31-12-2006, 04:12
welcome to the club.

I think I spend way too much time around here, but hey, if you are going to be addicted to something, this is probably less harmful than other things.


however I am becoming more and more liberal by the day, so it's semi-harmful according to hubby.

Tell me about it...corrupting influence of NS...not only am I less anti-American...damnit, just look at that Smunkee, I said American, not USian! *tears hair out*

Okay, I'll try again.

SO, not only am I less anti-USian, but I'm actually pathetically attracted to various USian NSers here, and a little more than attracted to one in particular...only Fass' European influence keeps me balanced!

It's a terrible place, terrible!
JuNii
31-12-2006, 04:13
Tell me about it...corrupting influence of NS...not only am I less anti-American...damnit, just look at that Smunkee, I said American, not USian! *tears hair out*

Okay, I'll try again.

SO, not only am I less anti-USian, but I'm actually pathetically attracted to various USian NSers here, and a little more than attracted to one in particular...only Fass' European influence keeps me balanced!

It's a terrible place, terrible!
as I am also attracted (not obsessed mind you) with some NS'ers here.

But then, that doesn't make this a terrible place... no siree. :D
Ifreann
31-12-2006, 04:17
Tell me about it...corrupting influence of NS...not only am I less anti-American...damnit, just look at that Smunkee, I said American, not USian! *tears hair out*

Okay, I'll try again.

SO, not only am I less anti-USian, but I'm actually pathetically attracted to various USian NSers here, and a little more than attracted to one in particular...only Fass' European influence keeps me balanced!

It's a terrible place, terrible!

Consider yourself lucky you weren't here in the time between Fass and Fassigen.

At least, I don't tihnk you were.
Neesika
31-12-2006, 04:27
Consider yourself lucky you weren't here in the time between Fass and Fassigen.

At least, I don't tihnk you were.

Baguetten? Oh yes. Why would I have wanted to miss that?
CanuckHeaven
31-12-2006, 04:28
Tell me about it...corrupting influence of NS...not only am I less anti-American...damnit, just look at that Smunkee, I said American, not USian! *tears hair out*

Okay, I'll try again.

SO, not only am I less anti-USian, but I'm actually pathetically attracted to various USian NSers here, and a little more than attracted to one in particular...only Fass' European influence keeps me balanced!

It's a terrible place, terrible!
Prescription:

Take two Canadians and call me in the morning :p
Ifreann
31-12-2006, 04:30
Baguetten? Oh yes. Why would I have wanted to miss that?

That was Fass too? Damn, I was right.
Well, the brief periods sans Fass.
CthulhuFhtagn
31-12-2006, 04:37
Man, I've been posting a lot more here lately.
Neesika
31-12-2006, 04:37
Prescription:

Take two Canadians and call me in the morning :p

Ha, fantastic advice! Gift-of-God...you aren't married all that seriously are you? hehehehehee...now for one more...:p
Neesika
31-12-2006, 04:38
That was Fass too? Damn, I was right.
Well, the brief periods sans Fass.

Oh yes, I was gone around the same time, so I missed that, thankfully. Of course, I also missed NS general in its entirety, so, not so wonderful.
Fassigen
31-12-2006, 04:45
only Fass' European influence keeps me balanced!

Scandinavian, my dear. Big difference.
Neesika
31-12-2006, 04:46
Scandinavianism, my dear.

Keehehehehee...thanks for never failing to live up to expectation, darling...I knew that would rankle :p
Fassigen
31-12-2006, 05:36
Keehehehehee...thanks for never failing to live up to expectation, darling...I knew that would rankle :p

Aboriginals... :rolleyes:
Neesika
31-12-2006, 05:38
Aboriginals... :rolleyes:

Oh come now, without some more biting context as to how that relates, the statement and rolley eyes by themselves are totally ineffective. I expect more of you, frankly.
Fassigen
31-12-2006, 05:40
Oh come now, without some more biting context as to how that relates, the statement and rolley eyes by themselves are totally ineffective. I expect more of you, frankly.

Hey, you should sign into MSN.

"thanks for never failing to live up to expectation"
Kryozerkia
31-12-2006, 05:41
No, not masturbated, posted!
Woot!
*parties*
19.59 posts per day FTW!



So, to give this thread some semblence of a point, do you ever get the feeling you spend too much time on NSG? Whenever I do I like to remind myself that there's nothing better I could be doing. Nothing at all.

:D
Yay! Welcome to the 10K post club! :fluffle:
Neesika
31-12-2006, 05:41
"thanks for never failing to live up to expectation"

Brilliant, absolutely fucking brilliant!
Fassigen
31-12-2006, 05:46
Brilliant, absolutely fucking brilliant!

I know. You're so easy.
Neesika
31-12-2006, 05:49
I know. You're so easy.

You know that better than anyone :p
Kanabia
31-12-2006, 05:52
No, not masturbated, posted!
Woot!
*parties*
19.59 posts per day FTW!

Noob.
Kick My Puppy
31-12-2006, 05:56
10,000 posts? I have a loooooooooooong way to go. :)
Neesika
31-12-2006, 05:59
10,000 posts? I have a loooooooooooong way to go. :)

You'll get nowhere without a gun smiley first post!
Kick My Puppy
31-12-2006, 06:02
You'll get nowhere without a gun smiley first post!

Meh, I feel like I shouldn't make the classic n00b error. I am going to shock this forum by never using gun smilies! I swear it.

*swears*







:D
IL Ruffino
31-12-2006, 06:03
Noob.

I envy you. :(
Kick My Puppy
31-12-2006, 06:06
Noob.

I envy you. :(

I think I'm feeling posters envy...
Sel Appa
31-12-2006, 06:09
Not just NSG...Londinivm, which for some reason I still play and this offsite RP, which really should not exist anymore. I did manage to drop Neopets a few months ago...
PedroTheDonkey
31-12-2006, 09:27
Not long and I'll have joined the sad little 10,000 club...

I wish I was that high. I was once on track, and now it goes so much slower. And posting as me, instead of as the other me, is making it that much harder.:mad:
IL Ruffino
31-12-2006, 09:31
I wish I was that high. I was once on track, and now it goes so much slower. And posting as me, instead of as the other me, is making it that much harder.:mad:

Aye. Are you Grav? Dubsy? FD? Me?
Layarteb
31-12-2006, 09:32
Congradulations.
PedroTheDonkey
31-12-2006, 09:32
Aye. Are you Grav? Dubsy? FD? Me?

The problem is I like me.
IL Ruffino
31-12-2006, 09:37
The problem is I like me.

Become emo.
DO YOU NOT SEE THE WHITE TEXT?
*nods*
PedroTheDonkey
31-12-2006, 09:43
Become emo.
DO YOU NOT SEE THE WHITE TEXT?
*nods*

But... emo... *shudders*Okay, I found it, and the answer is I am clearly you.
Or none of the above...
JuNii
31-12-2006, 09:43
Become emo.
DO YOU NOT SEE THE WHITE TEXT?
*nods*

That might work...
I GUESS NOT!
but others might not appreciate it. :cool:
PedroTheDonkey
31-12-2006, 09:52
That might work...
I GUESS NOT!
but others might not appreciate it. :cool:
...
I FOUND IT ALREADY. LOOK AT THE POST BEFORE YOURS.
...
IL Ruffino
31-12-2006, 09:54
But... emo... *shudders*Okay, I found it, and the answer is I am clearly you.
Or none of the above...

:eek:
Mr Gigglesworth
31-12-2006, 11:31
*Fires a Broadside*
Christmahanikwanzikah
31-12-2006, 11:32
i spend 2 hours a day sitting in front of my computer doing nothing but arguing and posting until i get bored.

to answer your question, no, i dont spend enough time on NSG. maybe msg or lsd, but not nsg. :p
PedroTheDonkey
31-12-2006, 11:40
i spend 2 hours a day sitting in front of my computer doing nothing but arguing and posting until i get bored.

to answer your question, no, i dont spend enough time on NSG. maybe msg or lsd, but not nsg. :p
MSG.... MMMMmmmmmm....