NationStates Jolt Archive


If you had my home address..

IL Ruffino
31-12-2006, 01:10
What would you do with it?
RLI Rides Again
31-12-2006, 01:10
Sell it on eBay.
Kryozerkia
31-12-2006, 01:11
Make a smouldering crater out of your front porch!
New Callixtina
31-12-2006, 01:12
I would send you a lovely Valentine with chocolates, roses, and lots of love.:fluffle:
The Beautiful Darkness
31-12-2006, 01:12
I would come to visit and make you cook for me. :p :fluffle:

...Wait, you live in my living room, I have your home address. :D
Potarius
31-12-2006, 01:12
I'd make a trip to your place, bringing superhero costumes and a bunch of tricky gadgets.

We'd be the best dynamic duo ever. With your lighter and my... Well, I'm working on what object I'd use, but we'd be unstoppable nevertheless!
Gartref
31-12-2006, 01:13
If you had my home address.. What would you do with it?

I would take a dump in your mailbox.
The Scandinvans
31-12-2006, 01:13
Enslave you and sell you in Sudan.
Potarius
31-12-2006, 01:14
I would take a dump in your mailbox.

That would look kinda freaky, wouldn't it? I mean, one has to stand to do that...
Extreme Ironing
31-12-2006, 01:14
Cackle manically. It is the first step in my plans for World Domination.
Gartref
31-12-2006, 01:18
That would look kinda freaky, wouldn't it? I mean, one has to stand to do that...

Yes... it's a bit tricky. I would require an assistant. Any volunteers from the audience?
Potarius
31-12-2006, 01:19
Yes... it's a bit tricky. I would require an assistant. Any volunteers from the audience?

As a boost, or a means of... Ahem... Releasing?
Pure Metal
31-12-2006, 01:20
What would you do with it?

nothing, but i could do with knowing your real name for when i get round to putting your photos on my website.... *coughs*
Ifreann
31-12-2006, 01:22
Exploding chocolate with a pubic hair filling.
Gartref
31-12-2006, 01:22
As a boost, or a means of... Ahem... Releasing?

No.. Just someone to steady the step-ladder and keep lookout! You act like you never done this before!
IL Ruffino
31-12-2006, 01:24
Sell it on eBay.
Drats!
Make a smouldering crater out of your front porch!
But I like my front porch! :(
I would send you a lovely Valentine with chocolates, roses, and lots of love.:fluffle:
Awww! :fluffle:
I would come to visit and make you cook for me. :p :fluffle:

...Wait, you live in my living room, I have your home address. :D
OH SHIT! :eek:
I'd make a trip to your place, bringing superhero costumes and a bunch of tricky gadgets.

We'd be the best dynamic duo ever. With your lighter and my... Well, I'm working on what object I'd use, but we'd be unstoppable nevertheless!
Howsabouta.. deadly record of death?
I would take a dump in your mailbox.
*tries to picture it*

Ewww..
Enslave you and sell you in Sudan.
Kinky.
Cackle manically.

:(
Posi
31-12-2006, 01:24
I would vote for all the options. And ask for my testicles back. I miss them.:(
The Beautiful Darkness
31-12-2006, 01:27
OH SHIT! :eek:


Mwahaha! :D
IL Ruffino
31-12-2006, 01:27
nothing, but i could do with knowing your real name for when i get round to putting your photos on my website.... *coughs*
*considers*
Exploding chocolate with a pubic hair filling.

Ohhh they sound fancy! Are they French?
Extreme Ironing
31-12-2006, 01:28
:(

Nothing bad will happen, look, I'll show you my foolproof, 3-step plan:

Stage 1 - Gain Ruffy's home address
Stage 2 - ...
Stage 3 - World Domination

See? All is :fluffle:s
Kyronea
31-12-2006, 01:29
What would you do with it?

Like with most multiple choice polls, I found myself clicking all options just because I could. It's up to you to figure out which one I actually mean.
Pure Metal
31-12-2006, 01:30
*considers*



if not, what should i call you? :D
Yootopia
31-12-2006, 01:30
Stalk you to see what junk mail you currently get, sign you up for some money to any you don't, and then send you a box of chocolates with that money, as well as a box of pubes, for the shits and giggles of it.
Dinaverg
31-12-2006, 01:31
Why is WYTYG Going to have your address?
IL Ruffino
31-12-2006, 01:48
Why is WYTYG Going to have your address?

Hmm?
IL Ruffino
31-12-2006, 01:53
I would vote for all the options. And ask for my testicles back. I miss them.:(
Oh, you're so depressing!
Mwahaha! :D
You scare me!
Nothing bad will happen, look, I'll show you my foolproof, 3-step plan:

Stage 1 - Gain Ruffy's home address
Stage 2 - ...
Stage 3 - World Domination

See? All is :fluffle:s
DON'T YOU DARE STEAL MY LIGHTER!
Like with most multiple choice polls, I found myself clicking all options just because I could. It's up to you to figure out which one I actually mean.
:eek:

EDIT: You are WTWYG, and as soo as you get home, you will have my home address?!
if not, what should i call you? :D
Todd Gander.
Stalk you to see what junk mail you currently get, sign you up for some money to any you don't, and then send you a box of chocolates with that money, as well as a box of pubes, for the shits and giggles of it.

:mad:
Ifreann
31-12-2006, 01:54
*considers*


Ohhh they sound fancy! Are they French?

Nothing but the best for my Ruffy.
IL Ruffino
31-12-2006, 02:04
Nothing but the best for my Ruffy.

Aww!
Layarteb
31-12-2006, 02:14
I would not give a shit, and move on with life.

Though I should come and beat ya with a stick for the thread.
Zarakon
31-12-2006, 02:43
I would burn down your house by sending you firebombs covered in chocolate wrapped in pubic hair and filled with money, then sell this to junk mail places.
Smunkeeville
31-12-2006, 03:51
I would not kill you. ;)

also I would probably send you food........and a copy of my book that is coming out next year, autographed.
Ifreann
31-12-2006, 03:52
I would not kill you. ;)

also I would probably send you food........and a copy of my book that is coming out next year, autographed.

Someone has a favourite....;)
Dryks Legacy
31-12-2006, 03:58
I wouldn't do anything.
IL Ruffino
31-12-2006, 04:06
I would not kill you. ;)

also I would probably send you food........and a copy of my book that is coming out next year, autographed.

You'll be getting my address!

(soon)
Imperial isa
31-12-2006, 04:11
if you upset me and some how i got best move fast :p

no why would i need it
Anti-Social Darwinism
31-12-2006, 04:38
I would write it on a scrap of paper, possibly a paper napkin, and put it in my purse where it would sift down to the bottom with all the other scraps of paper. Later I would clean my purse and put all the scraps of paper in the bottom drawer of my desk with the intent of sorting through them and keeping the important ones. Eventually, the drawer would become full of scraps of paper and they would get tossed. Some morally ambiguous homeless person would sort through my trash, find your address and use it to steal your identity. I would feel somewhat guilty.
JuNii
31-12-2006, 04:48
What would you do with it?

I'd be sending you christmas presents!
Kyronea
31-12-2006, 05:28
Nah, Ruffy, I'd send you a box of chocolates.
Ladamesansmerci
31-12-2006, 05:43
I'd send the world's most expensive stripper.
The Lone Alliance
31-12-2006, 05:46
Send it to the White house.
IL Ruffino
31-12-2006, 05:46
I'd send the world's most expensive stripper.

Bill included?
Sel Appa
31-12-2006, 06:13
Who is WTWYG? All I can think of is Whereyouthinkyou(re)going...
IL Ruffino
31-12-2006, 06:19
Who is WTWYG? All I can think of is Whereyouthinkyou(re)going...

Correct. :)
New Xero Seven
31-12-2006, 06:20
I would do evil things to you! Mwahahahah!!!!! :eek:
Slaughterhouse five
31-12-2006, 07:37
would give it on the internet as being my address so all the hate mail will go to you.
Aurendia
31-12-2006, 08:12
Leave a flaming bag of dog poo on the doorstep?
Whereyouthinkyougoing
02-01-2007, 19:56
Muahahahaaaa.
Hobos That Read
02-01-2007, 20:15
I would send you a lovely Valentine with chocolates, roses, and lots of love.:fluffle:

That, and AIDS.