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Sleaze bucket dad sells daughters dog for beer.

Celtlund
30-12-2006, 21:40
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So the unemployed and beer starved dad offers to take the daughter's dog for a walk and then sells it to buy beer. What a sleaze bucket.

BERLIN (Reuters) - A thirsty German sold his 6-year-old step-daughter's pet beagle to the owner of a bar to pay for beer, the Bild newspaper reported Friday.

The unemployed man offered to take the dog for a walk and then stopped at a bar where he convinced the owner to buy the 3-year-old dog for 40 euros ($53).

The man spent the proceeds quenching his thirst for beer. The bar owner has now returned the dog to its owner.
Desperate Measures
30-12-2006, 21:41
What kind of beer?
Dinaverg
30-12-2006, 21:42
Sounds like he got free beer. (b^_^)b
Celtlund
30-12-2006, 21:42
What kind of beer?

Don't know the article didn't say, but it happened in Germany so I guess it was German beer.
Ifreann
30-12-2006, 21:43
Awesome, he got the dog back. Excellent scam.
Nadkor
30-12-2006, 21:43
Seems reasonable.
Drunk commies deleted
30-12-2006, 21:43
Could have been worse.

http://www.admh.org/story/enstory1.htm


Imagine not only having your folks sell your dog, but watching as the new owner strangles it and burns off it's fur to sell it as meat.
Infinite Revolution
30-12-2006, 21:44
What kind of beer?

lawlz!

seriously though, if there was a hell that guy's got a express limited-stop non-return ticket. no frills.
Lacadaemon
30-12-2006, 21:44
Unemployed people shouldn't own pets. It's irresponsible. The father did the right thing by getting rid of the extra mouth.
Ifreann
30-12-2006, 21:45
Unemployed people shouldn't own pets. It's irresponsible. The father did the right thing by getting rid of the extra mouth.

But he got the dog back.
SHAOLIN9
30-12-2006, 21:46
Should've sold the daughter!

Dogs FTW!
Zarakon
30-12-2006, 21:53
Should've sold the daughter!


Oh come on, the only johns she would get are perverts, and there just aren't enough of them to turn a decent profit. It simply wouldn't be practical.
Lacadaemon
30-12-2006, 21:54
But he got the dog back.

I know. He should have refused it.

To be honest, I get the feeling this is a well practiced scam.
LiberationFrequency
30-12-2006, 22:04
Should've sold the daughter!



I thought it said dad sells dog daughter for beer but then i realised he couldn't get much beer for a dog daughter
Ifreann
30-12-2006, 22:06
Oh come on, the only johns she would get are perverts, and there just aren't enough of them to turn a decent profit. It simply wouldn't be practical.

Give it a few years.
Zarakon
30-12-2006, 22:07
Give it a few yers.

Fair enough. That'll give him time to make arrangements and buy a decent pimp hat. Get government funding for a faith-based initiative, etc.
SHAOLIN9
30-12-2006, 22:12
Oh come on, the only johns she would get are perverts, and there just aren't enough of them to turn a decent profit. It simply wouldn't be practical.

You'd be surprised. You're also forgetting child labour!

I thought it said dad sells dog daughter for beer but then i realised he couldn't get much beer for a dog daughter

cut down on the.............. you'll go blind:p

Give it a few years.

Indeed. Gotta think long term.
Sel Appa
30-12-2006, 22:39
See what alcohol does!!! PROHIBITION!
Zilam
30-12-2006, 22:48
My dad sold our dog once for a set of drums. I say it was a good trade off:cool:
Denspace
30-12-2006, 22:49
I wonder how he associated dog with 40 euros of beer. When did the idea pop into his hea?