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Bush works for nearly three hours straight!

Drunk commies deleted
30-12-2006, 17:47
It seems Bush is taking his job more seriously. On Friday he worked for nearly three hours. No, not clearing brush on his Texas estate, but rather on the US Iraq policy. That man deserves a vacation. A permanent one.

Yes, this is another bush bashing thread. Deal with it.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061229/ap_on_go_pr_wh/bush
Psychotic Mongooses
30-12-2006, 17:49
It seems Bush is taking his job more seriously. On Friday he worked for nearly three hours. No, not clearing brush on his Texas estate, but rather on the US Iraq policy. That man deserves a vacation. A permanent one.

Yes, this is another bush bashing thread. Deal with it.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061229/ap_on_go_pr_wh/bush

God DCD, you're such a 'libralcommienazihippiej00'

You used to be cool.
Ifreann
30-12-2006, 17:49
I doubt he worked for 3 hours straight. He just told his advisors he was going to work then went on the net to find some pr0n.
The Friesland colony
30-12-2006, 17:50
Good god... here's hoping the work overload gives him a heart attack.

PS: Damn you Iffy! Damn you, Mongoose! You posted as I was writing! Curse youuuuuuuuu!
CanuckHeaven
30-12-2006, 17:52
It seems Bush is taking his job more seriously. On Friday he worked for nearly three hours. No, not clearing brush on his Texas estate, but rather on the US Iraq policy. That man deserves a vacation. A permanent one.

Yes, this is another bush bashing thread. Deal with it.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061229/ap_on_go_pr_wh/bush
At least Condi knows her place?

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20061228/capt.bffe91633e34405481f91342a9316e8a.bush__txev107.jpg?x=380&y=243&sig=oTeUeoFCNA2PWBNV2rkAKQ--
Drunk commies deleted
30-12-2006, 17:56
At least Condi knows her place?

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20061228/capt.bffe91633e34405481f91342a9316e8a.bush__txev107.jpg?x=380&y=243&sig=oTeUeoFCNA2PWBNV2rkAKQ--

http://i13.tinypic.com/48c3g5l.jpg
I V Stalin
30-12-2006, 17:58
I doubt he worked for 3 hours straight. He just told his advisors he was going to work then went on the net to find some pr0n.
Well, now we know what America will be like if you take over.

Better than it is now. :p
The Alma Mater
30-12-2006, 18:00
It seems Bush is taking his job more seriously. On Friday he worked for nearly three hours. No, not clearing brush on his Texas estate, but rather on the US Iraq policy.

Do note the result of this extreme effort.
Pompous world
30-12-2006, 18:01
even though he shouldnt be president, I gotta commend him, it should be the american way, people work too hard and get up too early. and its xmas.
Ifreann
30-12-2006, 18:01
Well, now we know what America will be like if you take over.

Better than it is now. :p

I know I'd vote for me.
Drunk commies deleted
30-12-2006, 18:03
Bush is less popular than Osama Bin Laden in the US.

When people were asked to name the candidate for villain that first came to mind, Bush far outdistanced even Osama bin Laden, the terrorist leader in hidinghttp://www.wftv.com/entertainment/10623325/detail.html

So Bush has fucked things up so badly that he's less well liked than a terrorist who blew up some three thousand American civilians in one day.
Nova Boozia
30-12-2006, 18:03
I know I'd vote for me.

I'd join the party!
The Alma Mater
30-12-2006, 18:03
even though he shouldnt be president, I gotta commend him, it should be the american way, people work too hard and get up too early. and its xmas.

Good point.
Does Bush get paid a 200% salary for sunday overtime ?
I V Stalin
30-12-2006, 18:06
I know I'd vote for me.
I might. It depends if LG & Pedro are running against you.
Psychotic Mongooses
30-12-2006, 18:08
Bush is less popular than Osama Bin Laden in the US.


So Bush has fucked things up so badly that he's less well liked than a terrorist who blew up some three thousand American civilians in one day.

That's.... damn. That's gotta hurt.
Ifreann
30-12-2006, 18:10
I might. It depends if LG & Pedro are running against you.

I wouldn't even try to run against LG and Pedro. I'd probably work on their campaign if anything.
Arinola
30-12-2006, 18:13
ZOMG three hours.I commend him for his valiant efforts.When his soldiers are in Iraq fighting 24/7,it's nice to know that he can be bothered to get off his arse for three hours to really help the effort.Way to go,Bush-baby.
I V Stalin
30-12-2006, 18:15
I wouldn't even try to run against LG and Pedro. I'd probably work on their campaign if anything.
So a vote for them is a vote for you?
Ifreann
30-12-2006, 18:17
So a vote for them is a vote for you?

I'm sure I could fellate my way to Secretary Of State.
Pure Metal
30-12-2006, 18:17
wow, that man is like some kind of machine..... i've only worked for about 20 minutes today and i'm shattered ;)
The Alma Mater
30-12-2006, 18:18
I'm sure I could fellate my way to Secretary Of State.

Would that take more or less than three hours ?
Ifreann
30-12-2006, 18:19
wow, that man is like some kind of machine..... i've only worked for about 20 minutes today and i'm shattered ;)

Yeah, but you're a lazy good for nothing hippy. He's The President, he has to be superhuman, or the terrorists will steal all our Freedom Fries.
Ifreann
30-12-2006, 18:19
Would that take more or less than three hours ?

Less. I can't do anything but sleep for 3 hours straight.
Psychotic Mongooses
30-12-2006, 18:25
Yeah, but you're a lazy good for nothing hippy. He's The President, he has to be superhuman, or the terrorists will steal all our Freedom Fries.

He's the Decider dammit.

http://www.weidenfeldfamily.com/blogs/rob/uploaded_images/bushdecider-740183.jpg
King Bodacious
30-12-2006, 18:44
I think I'm going to change my prospective of "Bush-bashing" to "Bush-Obsessions"

Sounds to me like most of this topic is obsessed with President Bush. I suggest to start going out more, you're allowing the internet to mess with your minds.
Ashmoria
30-12-2006, 18:52
wow, that man is like some kind of machine..... i've only worked for about 20 minutes today and i'm shattered ;)

well.... you know how the 3 hours went....

"ok hun, im gonna go into my study and decide this iraq thing"

oops need some coffee, runs to the kitchen and grabs a big mugfull, thinks for a minute, adds some milk and sugar

goes to office. sits down. takes papers out of his briefcase. arranges them neatly on the desktop. thinks about it. arranges them differently.

gets a pen out of the drawer, thinks about it, grabs a pencil instead. grabs two more in case the lead breaks. sharpens them all in the nifty electric pencil sharpener. wow cool. gets 6 more pencils and sharpens them. ooooo sharp! arranges nice sharp pencils on the desk. thinks about it. rearranges the desktop.

takes out a clean crisp legal pad. picks up pencil and writes "MY IRAQ PLAN" at the top. breaks lead, sharpens pencil. sharpens the rest of the pencils so they will all be the same length.

turns on the computer and googles "syria" just so he doesnt mistake its location again. gets results for that movie "syriana" from last year. puts it on his netflix list. thinks about it. adds oceans 11 and 12.

settles down to write. "my fellow americans". breathes out. now what? "i am the president" too obvious? maybe "as president i have to decide our new iraq policy" hmmm. i am the decider but NEW implies that there was something wrong with the old one... what to say what to say?

time for a quick snack. calls the kitchen and asks for a turkey sandwich and chips. paces the office while waiting for them to arrive. arranges the desktop for the plate. sandwich comes...mmmmm gooooood. turns on the tv. 0000 "adam's rib is on tcm, i love that movie" watches it to the end.

oops he was supposed to be working. scribbles something down about being a uniter, bringing democracy to the middle east, something about nukes in iran... well thats enough for one day.

this iraq thing is too complicated to figure out in one day.
The Alma Mater
30-12-2006, 18:52
Sounds to me like most of this topic is obsessed with President Bush.

Well, he IS the selfproclaimed ruler of the free world.
Greater Trostia
30-12-2006, 19:02
It seems Bush is taking his job more seriously. On Friday he worked for nearly three hours. No, not clearing brush on his Texas estate, but rather on the US Iraq policy. That man deserves a vacation.

Yeah, I know, 3 hours doesn't sound like much. But you have to realize that he is "Burdened by low approval ratings," which makes the work ten times more difficult. Also he is "under mounting pressure," which is an actual qualification for medical leave of absence and yet STILL he works. He works like a donkey. For us. For US. You ungrateful wretch. You make me sick.
Murgerspher
30-12-2006, 19:07
It seems Bush is taking his job more seriously. On Friday he worked for nearly three hours. No, not clearing brush on his Texas estate, but rather on the US Iraq policy. That man deserves a vacation. A permanent one.

Yes, this is another bush bashing thread. Deal with it.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061229/ap_on_go_pr_wh/bush



My god?3 full hours?My god this man works too hard for our country.
The Pacifist Womble
30-12-2006, 19:11
No way! I bet he's hiding the mountain of empty pretzel packets somewhere!
Hakeka
30-12-2006, 19:44
I love this man. He works far too hard for us.

Yeah, but you're a lazy good for nothing hippy. He's The President, he has to be superhuman, or the terrorists will steal all our Freedom Fries.

Sigged! :)
Nova Boozia
30-12-2006, 20:09
Yeah, but you're a lazy good for nothing hippy. He's The President, he has to be superhuman, or the terrorists will steal all our Freedom Fries.

Or worse... they might be stolen by the French!

(Please note that this post is absolutely pointless and is nothing but an immature effort on my part to reach 1000 before going to bed)
Congo--Kinshasa
30-12-2006, 20:31
3 whole hours?

Careful, Bushy, don't strain yourself. :p
Rubiconic Crossings
30-12-2006, 20:42
Bush is less popular than Osama Bin Laden in the US.

http://www.wftv.com/entertainment/10623325/detail.html

So Bush has fucked things up so badly that he's less well liked than a terrorist who blew up some three thousand American civilians in one day.

Amongst other nationalities.
Darknovae
30-12-2006, 20:47
I know I'd vote for me.

Can I be your vice president?
Darknovae
30-12-2006, 20:49
Ah, poor little Bushiepoo. He's workign far too hard. :(

:rolleyes:
Gauthier
30-12-2006, 21:34
God DCD, you're such a 'libralcommienazihippiej00'

You used to be cool.

No no no, it's liberalcommienaziislamofascist today.