Death by Donuts!
http://www.nypost.com/seven/12292006/news/regionalnews/gal_goes_cuckoo_over_cocoa_regionalnews_jamie_schram.htm
Just...dude, overreaction. I mean, this sounds like a Monty Python skit...
Anigerius
30-12-2006, 04:38
I've got her whipped cream right here!
Gun Manufacturers
30-12-2006, 04:40
http://www.nypost.com/seven/12292006/news/regionalnews/gal_goes_cuckoo_over_cocoa_regionalnews_jamie_schram.htm
Just...dude, overreaction. I mean, this sounds like a Monty Python skit...
She sounds like a crazy bitch to me. Time for her to get one of those white jackets with the buckles.
Wow...
That's New York for ya.
I especially like the part where she rips off a refridgerator door and bashes him with it.
Katganistan
30-12-2006, 05:36
Now gee, why would someone previously arrested for drug charges go berserk over a lack of whipped topping????
Wilgrove
30-12-2006, 05:39
Now gee, why would someone previously arrested for drug charges go berserk over a lack of whipped topping????
I'm surprised it wasn't over the white powder.
New Albor
30-12-2006, 05:42
Not surprising since it is the same state that banned trans fats (who heard of them 5 years ago?) My arteries demand to go down swinging :)
New Albor
30-12-2006, 05:42
er, excuse me, same city. I think only New York City banned trans fats.
Wilgrove
30-12-2006, 05:46
er, excuse me, same city. I think only New York City banned trans fats.
New York City: Now determining what you may eat, because Gov. Co. care!
"Rajaddaev refused medical treatment for his injuries, which were described as not serious."
Not serious? The woman threw hot cocoa on him, scalding him, then scratched his face and then beat him with a fridge door...
There's no way that woman should be out of jail, she's more likely to commit another crime than most other criminals...
IL Ruffino
30-12-2006, 05:54
*picks donut up*
*looks at donut*
*grunts*
*begins shaking donut in some random persons face*
WHAT THE FUCK DID I TELL YOU?!
NO
PLAIN
DONUTS
EVER!!!!!
*beats person to death with donut*
Zavistan
30-12-2006, 05:57
When I read the title of the thread, I assumed that someone had eaten so many donuts that they died. I was very surprised.
Katganistan
30-12-2006, 05:58
*picks donut up*
*looks at donut*
*grunts*
*begins shaking donut in some random persons face*
WHAT THE FUCK DID I TELL YOU?!
NO
PLAIN
DONUTS
EVER!!!!!
*beats person to death with donut*
*beats Ruffy with a box of Krispy Kremes*
*beats Ruffy with a box of Krispy Kremes*
Those can be deadly when applied right.
IL Ruffino
30-12-2006, 06:17
*beats Ruffy with a box of Krispy Kremes*
*distracts Kat by biting her leg*
*scurries behind the day-old donuts rack*
*knocks it over on to Kat*
*buys an iced coffee*
*flees*
http://www.nypost.com/seven/12292006/news/regionalnews/gal_goes_cuckoo_over_cocoa_regionalnews_jamie_schram.htm
Just...dude, overreaction. I mean, this sounds like a Monty Python skit...
crack can do that to people...
not that I would know or anything...
Potarius
30-12-2006, 07:18
*distracts Kat by biting her leg*
*scurries behind the day-old donuts rack*
*knocks it over on to Kat*
*buys an iced coffee*
*flees*
*trips Ruffi*
*catches his iced coffee*
*runs behind an alley and urinates in it*
*runs back and forces urine coffee down Ruffi's throat*
Biting is not allowed, biatch.
Vimeria III
30-12-2006, 15:29
Those can be deadly when applied right.
I think that if people end up dead when you apply doughnuts, you're applying them wrong.
That reminds me of the time I was attacked with a tomato sauce bottle.
That reminds me of the time I was attacked with a tomato sauce bottle.
Do tell.
Nova Boozia
30-12-2006, 18:45
*trips Ruffi*
*catches his iced coffee*
*runs behind an alley and urinates in it*
*runs back and forces urine coffee down Ruffi's throat*
Biting is not allowed, biatch.
*Asphixiates with icing applier and slices open Ruffie's belly. Because iced cofee, urine, and stomach acid makes him high.*
*Asphixiates with icing applier and slices open Ruffie's belly. Because iced cofee, urine, and stomach acid makes him high.*
...
...
Wow.
Nova Boozia
30-12-2006, 18:46
...
...
Wow.
You flatter me.
Now gee, why would someone previously arrested for drug charges go berserk over a lack of whipped topping????
man... that whipped cream is the real deal... some people just need that whipped sugary fix ya know...
South Lizasauria
30-12-2006, 19:59
http://www.nypost.com/seven/12292006/news/regionalnews/gal_goes_cuckoo_over_cocoa_regionalnews_jamie_schram.htm
Just...dude, overreaction. I mean, this sounds like a Monty Python skit...
Funny on TV, not so in real life.
What the hell's her problem?