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But her viewers are just plain stupid.

Remember when Oprah gave away a car to everyone in her audience? "You get a car and you get a car and you get a car" Well Tyra decided to give away her biggest beauty secret. Vasoline. Yep, just smear a bunch of vasoline all over your face and you'll look like a supermodel too. Anyhow, the audience, upon seeing that they had gotten free vasoline went nuts. They were as loud and excited as Oprah's audience when she gave away cars. See for yourself.

http://www.kineda.com/tyra-banks-wants-to-be-oprah/

:) APPLAUSE:)

I dunno whether NS will like that link, considering its PG 13 status

I dunno whether NS will like that link, considering its PG 13 status

Already changed it.

I dunno whether NS will like that link, considering its PG 13 status

Dang PG-13, ruins all our kinky fun.

What ever you do, do not and I repeat ,for those of you down the back dozing off, do not under any circumstances keep a jar of Vasaline and a jar of Vicks vaporub on the night stand together.The outcome of confusing the two in the throws of passion with your signifiicant other is way too emotionally and phisically scaring to contemplate-- Tommy Teirnan.. Irish Comedian. (paraphrased of course).

What ever you do, do not and I repeat ,for those of you down the back dozing off, do not under any circumstances keep a jar of Vasaline and a jar of Vicks vaporub on the night stand together.The outcome of confusing the two in the throws of passion with your signifiicant other is way too emotionally and phisically scaring to contemplate-- Tommy Teirnan.. Irish Comedian. (paraphrased of course).

*nods wisely*

Dang PG-13, ruins all our kinky fun.

:rolleyes: In my opinion any child that comes here doesn't have to follow links to be corrupted. :( It makes me sad that bad stuff (really it's only language and violence I care about, for some reason all the best stuff has needless swearing) can't roam completely free even on the internet, kid-friendly =/= Dryk-friendly.

*is arrested for sedition*

This was absolutely hysterical. Does anyone really take this weirdo seriously? Hell, she doesn't!

Already changed it.

Cool just lookin out for ya. didn't post it in mod

What ever you do, do not and I repeat ,for those of you down the back dozing off, do not under any circumstances keep a jar of Vasaline and a jar of Vicks vaporub on the night stand together.The outcome of confusing the two in the throws of passion with your signifiicant other is way too emotionally and phisically scaring to contemplate-- Tommy Teirnan.. Irish Comedian. (paraphrased of course).

And for god's sake, don't keep the oven cleaner anywhere near there either.

:rolleyes: In my opinion any child that comes here doesn't have to follow links to be corrupted. :( It makes me sad that bad stuff (really it's only language and violence I care about, for some reason all the best stuff has needless swearing) can't roam completely free even on the internet, kid-friendly =/= Dryk-friendly.

*is arrested for sedition*

Don't worry I'll spring you from the joint!

Cool just lookin out for ya. didn't post it in mod

The original link was kind of fucking with my browser too.

But her viewers are just plain stupid.

Remember when Oprah gave away a car to everyone in her audience? "You get a car and you get a car and you get a car" Well Tyra decided to give away her biggest beauty secret. Vasoline. Yep, just smear a bunch of vasoline all over your face and you'll look like a supermodel too. Anyhow, the audience, upon seeing that they had gotten free vasoline went nuts. They were as loud and excited as Oprah's audience when she gave away cars. See for yourself.

http://www.kineda.com/tyra-banks-wants-to-be-oprah/
I saw that episode. It was stupid. You can get vasoline cheap at the 99 cent stores.

I saw that episode. It was stupid. You can get vasoline cheap at the 99 cent stores.

VASOLINE! IT'S THE SECRET OF LIFE!
VASOLINE! IT MAKES YOUR SKIN LOOK NICE!
VASOLINE! IT'S GOOD FOR OTHER PURPOSES
VASOLINE! NOT THOSE PURPOSES YOU SICKO
VASOLINE! NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH VICKS VAPORUB!

VA....SOO....LINE

And for god's sake, don't keep the oven cleaner anywhere near there either.

Too late for me. LOL

I saw that episode. It was stupid. You can get vasoline cheap at the 99 cent stores.

Yeah, but when you use a hot glue gun to paste little plastic rhinestones all over the tub of vasoline it becomes worth $100.

Too late for me. LOL

Don't you hate those burns?

Vaseline.

Anyway, you really shouldn't use it as lube. It's a bitch to clean up and dissolves latex condoms. Pick water based, or even better silicone based lube. I can swear by the latter - it doesn't evaporate and thus stays slick for a very good while and doesn't taste bad.

i know y'all are men but when a supermodel tells a woman a great secret that instead of costing hundreds of dollars an ounce costs her only pennies an ounce, she gets excited.

many women end up spending ludicrous amounts of money on fancy moisturizers from the department store. to be told that vaseline does a better job for next to nothing is a great tip.

the rest of the reaction to getting it for free is probably a reflection of the doobies she gave out on the show that taped just before this one.

Vaseline.

Anyway, you really shouldn't use it as lube. It's a bitch to clean up and dissolves latex condoms. Pick water based, or even better silicone based lube. I can swear by the latter - it doesn't evaporate and thus stays slick for a very good while and doesn't taste bad.

I think she was suggesting you put it on your face, not use it as lube. And everyone knows petroleum based lube + latex condom=fail

She used to be pretty hot though.

And think of the many hours of self pleasure she gave to angsty teenage boys world-wide when she was in the Victoria Secret catalogue. (Back before teh intertubes).

So I think we can overlook the insanity. She's certainly already given the world far more than oprah ever did.

I think she was suggesting you put it on your face, not use it as lube. And everyone knows petroleum based lube + latex condom=fail

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12146915&postcount=11

the funniest thing about that clip is, she's never looked rougher, ha!

I think she was suggesting you put it on your face, not use it as lube. And everyone knows petroleum based lube + latex condom=fail

i didn't. good job that situation hasn't come up then. i learnded sumfing today.

Vaseline.

Anyway, you really shouldn't use it as lube. It's a bitch to clean up and dissolves latex condoms. Pick water based, or even better silicone based lube. I can swear by the latter - it doesn't evaporate and thus stays slick for a very good while and doesn't taste bad.
Hell kid when in times like that use axel grease if you need to.:D

Vaseline.

Anyway, you really shouldn't use it as lube. It's a bitch to clean up and dissolves latex condoms. Pick water based, or even better silicone based lube. I can swear by the latter - it doesn't evaporate and thus stays slick for a very good while and doesn't taste bad.

The downside of silicon being that if you get some inside you you'll get hideous open sores.

The downside of silicon being that if you get some inside you you'll get hideous open sores.

No, you won't. Silicone != silicon.

What ever you do, do not and I repeat ,for those of you down the back dozing off, do not under any circumstances keep a jar of Vasaline and a jar of Vicks vaporub on the night stand together.The outcome of confusing the two in the throws of passion with your signifiicant other is way too emotionally and phisically scaring to contemplate-- Tommy Teirnan.. Irish Comedian. (paraphrased of course).

The outcome of combining Vaseline + a condom = breakdown of the condom.
Just thought you should know.

This was absolutely hysterical. Does anyone really take this weirdo seriously? Hell, she doesn't!

Your sig is WAY over the limit -- it's supposed to be 8 lines maximum, counting blank ones. Please reduce it.

The outcome of combining Vaseline + a condom = breakdown of the condom.
Just thought you should know.

It's always interesting to see how different NSG mods are from mods on other sites. On other sites, they'd tell us to knock it off and get back on topic. On NSG, they tell us that using vaseline as a lubricant destroys the condom.

It's always interesting to see how different NSG mods are from mods on other sites. On other sites, they'd tell us to knock it off and get back on topic. On NSG, they tell us that using vaseline as a lubricant destroys the condom.

I have received a fabulous education on this site.

I have received a fabulous education on this site.

Yeah, that's what'll come in handy if you ever intend to have anal sex while wearing a latex-based condom that isn't pre-lubed.

Wow. I just typed that.

Yeah, that's what'll come in handy if you ever intend to have anal sex while wearing a latex-based condom that isn't pre-lubed.

Wow. I just typed that.

You never know when these tidbits of information will come in handy. :D

You never know when these tidbits of information will come in handy. :D

Yeah, that's why I'm happy I don't need Viagra. Takes a while for that to kick in.

I think she was suggesting you put it on your face, not use it as lube. And everyone knows petroleum based lube + latex condom=fail

She called it her "eye and anything cream". I'd say the genitals count as part of anything.

She called it her "eye and anything cream". I'd say the genitals count as part of anything.

Yeah, well since Tyra Banks has already proven insane, she probably thinks she's immune to STDs and can only get pregnant when she wants to, and therefore wouldn't know anything about condoms.