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Seriously. Holy crap. Just...


THAT IS SO AWESOME.

Holy shit I want to live next to that guy.

It was probably a swarm looking to establish a new colony, they would not of stayed there long.

It was probably a swarm looking to establish a new colony, they would not of stayed there long.

Guess what? They didn't stay there long.

Welcome to the land of freedom bitches!

ZOMG.I wanna go.

ZOMG.I wanna go.

I especially like the picture after they dump the paint thinner on.

I especially like the picture after they dump the paint thinner on.

"Tonight we're having roast bee" :D
That guy is awesome.Who needs pest spray?Bring out a fucking fire pit.

"Tonight we're having roast bee" :D
That guy is awesome.Who needs pest spray?Bring out a fucking fire pit.

What's really funny was when I first saw this story, the title was like "How to get rid of bees" and I instantly thought "FLAMETHROWER!" I was close.

It was probably a swarm looking to establish a new colony, they would not of stayed there long.

that happened at our fairground. a coloney of bees took shelter under one of the large umberellas. you would not tell that it was full to the brim with bees untill you got close to it.

a bee keeper came in, with his smoke pot, he located the queen in the center of that mass, and put her in a small box. then he drove off... with the entire swarm following him.

What's really funny was when I first saw this story, the title was like "How to get rid of bees" and I instantly thought "FLAMETHROWER!" I was close.

I thought that as well,when I saw the thread title.But no.Hell opens up to claim the bees to it's fiery depths,apparently.

Allied casualties: 1 child's swingset.

What they need is that wasp and hornet spray. I worked at a water treatment plant for a summer in Alabama, there was a cabinet full of that shit because of all the wasps and black widows around. That shit is fucking awesome, spray any bug and it fucking drops, larvae too.

Allied casualties: 1 child's swingset.

What they need is that wasp and hornet spray. I worked at a water treatment plant for a summer in Alabama, there was a cabinet full of that shit because of all the wasps and black widows around. That shit is fucking awesome, spray any bug and it fucking drops, larvae too.

Oh come on,fire is so much awesome.Screw the swingset.All in the name of good pyrotechnical entertainment,was a worthy casualty.

Oh come on,fire is so much awesome.Screw the swingset.All in the name of good pyrotechnical entertainment,was a worthy casualty.

Aye!

Amazingly some bees still survived the first wave. What should we do next?

...

PAINT THINNER!

*toss*

FOOMF

OH DEAR LORD ITS SO BEAUTIFUL. I AM SO PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN RIGHT NOW.

Genius. :D

Genius. :D

Gotta love flames.

Gotta love flames.

Gotta love fiery pits of DOOM.

Gotta love fiery pits of DOOM.

"Where is your god now!!!"

What's that from, anyway?

"Where is your god now!!!"

What's that from, anyway?

It rings a bell but I can't remember :(
Mind you it made me think of Little Nicky.Probably wrong though.

What they need is that wasp and hornet spray. I worked at a water treatment plant for a summer in Alabama, there was a cabinet full of that shit because of all the wasps and black widows around. That shit is fucking awesome, spray any bug and it fucking drops, larvae too.

I tried stuff like that once, on a single wasp. All it did was make the wasp angry at me. It was scary.

I tried stuff like that once, on a single wasp. All it did was make the wasp angry at me. It was scary.

Yeah but wasps are seemingly invincible.Bees just crumble like little girls,but wasps are like S&M fanatics who are all like "NO!GIVE ME MORE OF YOUR SPRAY!"

I tried stuff like that once, on a single wasp. All it did was make the wasp angry at me. It was scary.

You obviously didn't get the right shit. This stuff probably could have killed small mice.

Yeah but wasps are seemingly invincible.Bees just crumble like little girls,but wasps are like S&M fanatics who are all like "NO!GIVE ME MORE OF YOUR SPRAY!"

So sigged.

So sigged.

Beast :D

Beast :D

...OMGWTFBBQ?

Seriously, what's with the "beast" thing?

You obviously didn't get the right shit. This stuff probably could have killed small mice.

Yes, but the important question...

COULD IT KILL

An elephant the size of a small mouse?

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Seriously. Holy crap. Just...


THAT IS SO AWESOME.

any man that kills bees is a fucking hero in my books :fluffle:
(yes that is pretty awesome :D)

...OMGWTFBBQ?

Seriously, what's with the "beast" thing?

It's a little saying of mine.Whenever something good happens,a hearty "beast" is required.

It's a little saying of mine.Whenever something good happens,a hearty "beast" is required.

Ah.

If they were killer bees, then wouldn't they have gone for the guy after his first shot. Sort of *swarm*Ow!*death*

If they were killer bees, then wouldn't they have gone for the guy after his first shot. Sort of *swarm*Ow!*death*

If they were killer bees, they would have attacked without provocation.

Burn! Ghahahahahahhaha

haha! my dad did a similar thing with midges. they form swarms over sources of heat, such as the remains of a camp fire, presumably to ride the thermals or something. anyway, embers + midge swarm + can of petrol = 0 midges.

"Where is your god now!!!"

What's that from, anyway?

YTMND? (http://www.ytmnd.com) It's the only place I've ever seen it.

Also: burning bees is funny.

Speaking of bees...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D1sgHzfSTA

The 'Goonfleet' in this video are members of the Goonswarm alliance, the inspiration for my nation.

This is from the game EVE Online.

If they were killer bees, they would have attacked without provocation.

No, they wouldn't. Africanized honey bees just have a larger territorial range than American honey bees, so it appears to the unaware that the attack was unprovoked.

Am I the only one that feels a tiny bit sorry for the bees ? They were only huddling around their queen, and obviously not aggressive.

Am I the only one that feels a tiny bit sorry for the bees ? They were only huddling around their queen, and obviously not aggressive.

Yes, you're the only one.

Yes, you're the only one.

Fair enough.

Yeah that was pretty f*ckin awesome!!!!! Altho i do feel bad for all the casualties as i used to catch bees when i was in elementary school. They never stung me once. But a bad ass post at that :)

Pfft, americans, always with the overkill. Just get the pot-thing, fill it with damp rags and parafin, maybe some fresh green wood and smoke the bees out. Much simpler, and less dangerous, and the swing is saved.

If you want something to look cool then build the fire up a little before you push it under the swing. Then throw some salt in (normal and lo-salt). This should make lots of pretty colours. I think sugar burns a very nice shade of green...

Yes, you're the only one.

On the place I originally found this, there were like 4 or 5 people screaming about how cruel this was.


Oh, and a point: Look, the swing set is made of metal. It's probably safe.

On the place I originally found this, there were like 4 or 5 people screaming about how cruel this was.

The photographer himself even said he felt a little sorry. And a bit silly for not just getting a beekeeper (who, contrary to exterminators, do not charge lots of cash).

Fair enough.I felt sorry for the bees. I like bees. I don't mind wasps too much, but they tend not to get the message when you get to go away. I therefore advocate leaving a small amount of juice in tall cup with vertical sides. The go to get the sugar, fall in and then can't get out again.

Oh, and a point: Look, the swing set is made of metal. It's probably safe.

Unlikely. Fire weakens metals.

I felt sorry for the bees. I like bees. I don't mind wasps too much, but they tend not to get the message when you get to go away. I therefore advocate leaving a small amount of juice in tall cup with vertical sides. The go to get the sugar, fall in and then can't get out again.

Wasps are easy to deal with. Wait until about a week or two before the first frost usually comes. Slash open their hive and run. They won't be able to repair it fast enough to survive the frost.

On the place I originally found this, there were like 4 or 5 people screaming about how cruel this was.


Oh, and a point: Look, the swing set is made of metal. It's probably safe.You can quite clearly see at least one swing has had its seat distroyed and will need fixing.
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You can quite clearly see at least one swing has had its seat distroyed and will need fixing.
http://64.22.89.107/Picture%201080_1.jpg

Okay, I'm wrong.

You can quite clearly see at least one swing has had its seat distroyed and will need fixing.
http://64.22.89.107/Picture%201080_1.jpg

It's sacrifice in the War On Insects will nevar be forgotten. Nevar.

Wasps are easy to deal with. Wait until about a week or two before the first frost usually comes. Slash open their hive and run. They won't be able to repair it fast enough to survive the frost.Frosts? What frosts? You seem to think I live in a cold country. The only there is ever a chance of frost is in Feburary.

It's sacrifice in the War On Insects will nevar be forgotten. Nevar.Never have so many sacrificed so much for so little? Well I completely mangled that Churchill quote.