NationStates Jolt Archive

See the mighty effectiveness of tanks:
http://lightfighter.net/eve/forums/a/ga/ul/9291041762/inlineimg/Y/tanksintraining.jpg

And consider the advantages of gays:

1. They don't require fossil fuel to run.
2. They cause homophobes to run in panic.
3. They would be welcomed in any country by other gays.
4. They are cheaper to maintain.
5. They are easier to hide (and most have some experience in this regard.

See?

http://www.fortunecity.com/village/montgomery/614/pics/Wooden-Soldier01.jpg

Red circle with a line throught it and a fortune cuty logo? Yeah, gays would pwn that. But gay tanks would be the best of both worlds.

See the mighty effectiveness of tanks:
http://lightfighter.net/eve/forums/a/ga/ul/9291041762/inlineimg/Y/tanksintraining.jpg

And consider the advantages of gays:

1. They don't require fossil fuel to run.
2. They cause homophobes to run in panic.
3. They would be welcomed in any country by other gays.
4. They are cheaper to maintain.
5. They are easier to hide (and most have some experience in this regard.It's easier to shoot a gay man than to blow up a tank.
And you and your post are just ridiculous.

No armor
Require constant lubrication in order to function properly

It's easier to shoot a gay man than to blow up a tank.


You have to find him first.

And you and your post are just ridiculous.

Not half as ridiculous as the one about mecha. And this one is funny.

No, you fool. We've gotta use bisexual tanks.

No armor
Require constant lubrication in order to function properly

As I'm attracted to men, is it bad if I laughed at that?

No, you fool. We've gotta use bisexual tanks.



As I'm attracted to men, is it bad if I laughed at that?

No I laughed, it was funny.

No I laughed, it was funny.

Yeah, but I'm gay (Well, bi). I'm just wondering if it makes it bad I laughed at it. Probably not. Especially since I use being bi as an excuse to make comments like that all the time. :D

Yeah, but I'm gay (Well, bi). I'm just wondering if it makes it bad I laughed at it. Probably not. Especially since I use being bi as an excuse to make comments like that all the time. :D

No, it's a good thing to be able to laugh.

That, and the military has plenty of widely varying lubricants, that are effective in both high and low temperature environments.

No armor
Require constant lubrication in order to function properly

The tanks or the gay men?

No, it's a good thing to be able to laugh.

That, and the military has plenty of widely varying lubricants, that are effective in both high and low temperature environments.

Yeah, I understand Mark Foley voted for a great deal of that money. :D

3. They would be welcomed in any country by other gays.

Umm, no.

Umm, no.

Hey, if you were a gay guy in Afghanistan, wouldn't you be happy to finally get some tail?

And you and your post are just ridiculous.

You need to lighten up.Kick back,chillax,have a taco.*offers taco*

You need to lighten up.Kick back,chillax,have a taco.*offers taco*

*steals taco*

*steals taco*

*steals stolen taco*

Hey, if you were a gay guy in Afghanistan, wouldn't you be happy to finally get some tail?

If I were a gay guy in Afghanistan I doubt I'd be the only gay in the village, Daffyd.

*steals taco*

*steals stolen taco*

*calls police*

Red circle with a line throught it and a fortune cuty logo? Yeah, gays would pwn that. But gay tanks would be the best of both worlds.

An army of Pink tanks... Just as big of a WTF factor as a mecha.

Hey, if you were a gay guy in Afghanistan, wouldn't you be happy to finally get some tail?

Afghanistan is full of gay guys. They love the cock over there.

See the mighty effectiveness of tanks:
http://lightfighter.net/eve/forums/a/ga/ul/9291041762/inlineimg/Y/tanksintraining.jpg

And consider the advantages of gays:

1. They don't require fossil fuel to run.
2. They cause homophobes to run in panic.
3. They would be welcomed in any country by other gays.
4. They are cheaper to maintain.
5. They are easier to hide (and most have some experience in this regard.

Can't use homosexuals to flatten houses though :p

WTF, using homosexuals would be a serious violation of the geneva conventions! Terrorists and Jihaddis HATE homosexuals, but the hippies want the military to be open and fair..hmm.... tough choice!

WTF, using homosexuals would be a serious violation of the geneva conventions! Terrorists and Jihaddis HATE homosexuals, but the hippies want the military to be open and fair..hmm.... tough choice!
So what does that make you then?






:eek: Commie!
*flees*

See the mighty effectiveness of tanks:
http://lightfighter.net/eve/forums/a/ga/ul/9291041762/inlineimg/Y/tanksintraining.jpg

And consider the advantages of gays:

1. They don't require fossil fuel to run.
2. They cause homophobes to run in panic.
3. They would be welcomed in any country by other gays.
4. They are cheaper to maintain.
5. They are easier to hide (and most have some experience in this regard.

And remember that the very first modern tanks (the British Mark I model) came in male and female variants - the 'male' tanks had the big phallic guns... :D

but the hippies want the military to be open and fair..hmm.... tough choice!

Hmmm... I do find it strange that you think Barry “You don't have to be straight to be in the military; you just have to be able to shoot straight” Goldwater was a hippy....

And remember that the very first modern tanks (the British Mark I model) came in male and female variants - the 'male' tanks had the big phallic guns... :D


They...shot bullets right?

Seriously, one of the main advantages of this is you never have to worry about the tank getting knocked up. I mean, do you know what the maternity leave for tanks is?

So what does that make you then?






:eek: Commie!
*flees*


AAAAAAAAAAAAH GRAVLEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Dunno, but It would be hilarious for Jihaddi Joe to find out Gay Bart from MA ended his career as a jihaddi :p

If I were a gay guy in Afghanistan I doubt I'd be the only gay in the village, Daffyd.

Extra incentive to fight the taliban!

They...shot bullets right?

Seriously, one of the main advantages of this is you never have to worry about the tank getting knocked up. I mean, do you know what the maternity leave for tanks is?

Dang! Where's that classic "how baby tanks are made" photo when I need it?

Extra incentive to fight the taliban!

The taliban is full of gay guys too. They wear make up and high heals, which goes great with their beards and AK-47s.

The taliban is full of gay guys too. They wear make up and high heals, which goes great with their beards and AK-47s.
Everyone remember that thing of laws the Taliban passed out to their troops? The one where leaders couldn't take young boys into their tents alone?

And I remember an image a few months ago of a Northern Alliance guy with a Pink AK-47. No lie.