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Some folks think that the earth is hollow and other civilizations live inside it. There are holes at the North and South poles that let them fly their UFOs to the surface world. Please discuss the overwhelming ammount of evidence in favor of this theory.

http://www.onelight.com/thei/thei.html

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Thomas Friedman: The earth is flat, damn it!

What the hell is this, Conspiracy day?

What the hell is this, Conspiracy day?

No. That's just what the Freemasons want you to think.

Some folks think that the earth is hollow and other civilizations live inside it. There are holes at the North and South poles that let them fly their UFOs to the surface world. Please discuss the overwhelming ammount of evidence in favor of this theory.

http://www.onelight.com/thei/thei.html

Does The Hobbit count as evidence?

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What? They call it Middle-earth in the book.

No. That's just what the Freemasons want you to think.

Freemasons must have alot of time on their hands to mess with me.

All this talk of conspiracies is the work of those really in power, the Quantum Presbyterians, trying to distract us from their evil.

Freemasons must have alot of time on their hands to mess with me.

They do. No one lays bricks anymore.

Do I have to start a World War II was a conspiracy by wall street bankers and russian communists thread? Because I will.

They do. No one lays bricks anymore.

Incorrect. They subcontract the job out to illegal space aliens.

Incorrect. They subcontract the job out to illegal space aliens.

THEY TOOK OUR JOBZ!

Incorrect. They subcontract the job out to illegal space aliens.

Well, yeah. But these space aliens have no souls, and therefore count as "no one"

So this is what Hollow Earth is susspose to look like.

http://www.2012.com.au/Hollow_Earth.jpg

Look like a bad drug trip from the 70s.

"What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul." :)... besides, i have a feeling that the mole people would have trouble existing if just anyond could enter the earth at either pole.

Thomas Friedman: The earth is flat, damn it!

It was, but then the elves changed that. They didn't want us pesky humans sailing to the Gray Havens. Maybe that's what's inside the earth.

"What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul." :)... besides, i have a feeling that the mole people would have trouble existing if just anyond could enter the earth at either pole.

Ahh, but there's a special code that you have to enter in with your mind to open up either end!

Ahh, but there's a special code that you have to enter in with your mind to open up either end!

Yeah, but to make it easy to remember it's 1234.

Yeah, but to make it easy to remember it's 1234.

Luckily we only use like 10% of our brain power, so there's no chance of us ever using our brain powers to open up the doors to Hollow Earth.

"What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul." :)... besides, i have a feeling that the mole people would have trouble existing if just anyond could enter the earth at either pole.

*waits for MOBRA to show up*

Luckily we only use like 10% of our brain power, so there's no chance of us ever using our brain powers to open up the doors to Hollow Earth.

I'd yell at you for the 10% brain urban myth but given what this thread is, I'll let it slide.

I myself have had personal contact with a female from one of the Hollow Earth races. She's a catgirl.

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Yes. A catgirl. Like from anime. Rawr. :D

"What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul." :)... besides, i have a feeling that the mole people would have trouble existing if just anyond could enter the earth at either pole.

YOU evidently wouldn't notice subtle humour if it came over to you,slapped you with a wet fish,and subsequently masturbated with it.

YOU evidently wouldn't notice subtle humour if it came over to you,slapped you with a wet fish,and subsequently masturbated with it.

Dude, he was just quoting an Adam Sandler movie. Billy Madison, I think.

Dude, he was just quoting an Adam Sandler movie. Billy Madison, I think.

*slaps self with wet fish.*
Shit,in a word.

I can tell the Earth is hollow by the sound it makes when I thump it. Case closed.