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I beleive in the Apollo moon landing conspiracy because there is so much proof!!!

Just see a film about it.

Anyway, here is a place to discuss it!:cool:

Just because what we saw on television was filmed in a studio doesn't mean that an actual landing didn't happen.

:)

Oh dear.

Has it been... oh fuck it... this guy is too fast.

I beleive in the Apollo moon landing conspiracy because there is so much proof!!!

Just see a film about it.

Anyway, here is a place to discuss it!:cool:

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Okay, who are you really? Because you're not accomplishing your attempt at being a successful troll. I'll give you a B for effort though.

He's like a motherfuckin' cheetah, we've just got Bigfoot, JFK, UFO's and the Bermuda Triangle left and he's got all of the good conspiracy theories handled.

You fail so unbelievably hard. But since I'm feeling generous I'll give you a few tips on how not to look like an idiot on NS.
Don't make a thread about a conspiracy while your other thread on a different conspiracy is still on the first page. If you want to discuss a few different conspiracies, then make one thread.
If you have proof then show us it.
Not that you did in this post, but never ever use the noob smilies, i.e. :mp5: :sniper: :upyours: or:gundge:

He's a parody.

I beleive in the Apollo moon landing conspiracy because there is so much proof!!!

Just see a film about it.

Anyway, here is a place to discuss it!:cool:

Ok, you want to discuss it tell or show us the "proof." :rolleyes:

Go here:

Bad Astronomy (www.badastronomy.com)

The ultimate "The Moon Landing Was NOT A Hoax" website.

He's like a motherfuckin' cheetah, we've just got Bigfoot, JFK, UFO's and the Bermuda Triangle left and he's got all of the good conspiracy theories handled.

But...but...but the Bermuda Triangle isn't a conspiracy, it is REAL. Just ask Mulder. ;)

And the Soviet KGB never found a single ounce of evidence to support the theory (that they'd much like to beleive) that the Apollo space missions never left Earth orbit?

This is the late 1960s we're talking about. The KGB was in its prime, the Cold War was at its height.

The Soviets would have every intention of disclosing a hoax, instead they sent congratulations and wrote of the landing on the front page of Pravda. What does that tell you?

I beleive in the Apollo moon landing conspiracy because there is so much proof!!!

Just see a film about it.

Anyway, here is a place to discuss it!:cool:

A much more interesting (and effective!) troll would have wrote something about how he/she believed that the Nazi's landed on the Moon in 42' and established a base where they communicated with Aliens who will one day return with Hitler to establish a fourth Reich! :rolleyes:

And the Soviet KGB never found a single ounce of evidence to support the theory (that they'd much like to beleive) that the Apollo space missions never left Earth orbit?

This is the late 1960s we're talking about. The KGB was in its prime, the Cold War was at its height.

The Soviets would have every intention of disclosing a hoax, instead they sent congratulations and wrote of the landing on the front page of Pravda. What does that tell you?

They wanted to make better relations with ths US:gundge:

This reminds me of a visit I made to the American Museum of Natural History and the Rose Space Center.

After sitting down and watching a movie about black holes, my companion told me as we walked out of the planetarium, "They got that wrong."

I was of course curious about what they'd gotten wrong, and this person told me, in complete seriousness, "Well, on Star Trek they said...."

Yes. Fiction writers hold the key to the secrets of the universe, and the preeminent minds of the scientific community know nothing about their field.

They wanted to make better relations with ths US:gundge:

The Soviets, in the 60s, wanting to better relations with America?


What?

This reminds me of a visit I made to the American Museum of Natural History and the Rose Space Center.

After sitting down and watching a movie about black holes, my companion told me as we walked out of the planetarium, "They got that wrong."

I was of course curious about what they'd gotten wrong, and this person told me, in complete seriousness, "Well, on Star Trek they said...."

Yes. Fiction writers hold the key to the secrets of the universe, and the preeminent minds of the scientific community know nothing about their field.
I seem to recall you posting this before. Your companions sounds as stupid now as they did then.

Also, Kat, could you use your modly powers and tell us who Plastic Ear here really is? Pwease?

They wanted to make better relations with ths US:gundge:

So you're saying the Soviets are in on the 'conspiracy' as well? If the Soviet KGB knew, why haven't a single report surfaced after the dissolution of the Soviet Union and the KGB? Intelligence organs generated a lot of paperwork for all their findings back in the day.

I don't like him. He scares me. Make him go away.

I remember a few years ago when they ran a special on Fox about the idea of NASA having faked the moon landings, and they had this guy who claimed to be a photography "expert" who certified hands down that the photos were fake, based on a bunch of criteria like the absence of stars in the sky, the shadow directions, backgrounds, etc. They had very little content that refuted it. Essentially, it was meant to get you to question the whole thing.

After doing a little research, every single one of the proofs the guy offered were ridiculously easy to account for, and should have been obvious to even the most novice photography student. Clearly this guy was making it up and playing on the ignorance of the general population.

As a punchline, he reportedly sued Astronaut Jim Lovell for referring to him as a "moron" in an interview. As I understand it, the case was dismissed since Lovell could very easily turn around and countersue the guy for defamation, being as he would have been implcated in such a "conspiracy."

The Soviets, in the 60s, wanting to better relations with America?

What?

Precisely. It wasn't until bald Goby came along in the 1980s that reforming and peace approaches started.

They wanted to make better relations with ths US:gundge:

Er, they hated us. They were trying to best us in absolutely everyting. Beating us to the moon was no exception.

Er, they hated us. They were trying to best us in absolutely everyting. Beating us to the moon was no exception.

Meh. If the Soviets started their lunar landing program earlier (say, 1963ish) and they had a serious heavy booster (the N-1 was not comparable to the Saturn V in terms of dependability). They probably would have landed a man first. They did take the other prize of building the first true space station, the Saluyt series if I remember correctly.

You fail so unbelievably hard. But since I'm feeling generous I'll give you a few tips on how not to look like an idiot on NS.
Don't make a thread about a conspiracy while your other thread on a different conspiracy is still on the first page. If you want to discuss a few different conspiracies, then make one thread.
If you have proof then show us it.
Not that you did in this post, but never ever use the noob smilies, i.e. :mp5: :sniper: :upyours: or:gundge:

Who ever wrote this, your right:p

And the Soviet KGB never found a single ounce of evidence to support the theory (that they'd much like to beleive) that the Apollo space missions never left Earth orbit?

This is the late 1960s we're talking about. The KGB was in its prime, the Cold War was at its height.

The Soviets would have every intention of disclosing a hoax, instead they sent congratulations and wrote of the landing on the front page of Pravda. What does that tell you?

Yup. That's when they had at least some sort of self-control over vodka consumption.

Yup. That's when they had at least some sort of self-control over vodka consumption.

And what's wrong with vodka?

I beleive in the Apollo moon landing conspiracy because there is so much proof!!!

Just see a film about it.

Anyway, here is a place to discuss it!:cool:

I GOT IT... Pastic Ear is trying to fill up the first page with his threads!

Who ever wrote this, your right:p
It says in the quote who wrote it......
I GOT IT... Pastic Ear is trying to fill up the first page with his threads!

Ah, this seems right. Meh, I predict failure.

failure indeed!

Why didn't you just make one "conspiracies" thread? Then there would only be one thread I had to ignore.

A much more interesting (and effective!) troll would have wrote something about how he/she believed that the Nazi's landed on the Moon in 42' and established a base where they communicated with Aliens who will one day return with Hitler to establish a fourth Reich! :rolleyes:

You have the start of a great story there, but let's make Mars instead of the moon. And they live in underground cities on Mars so we won't see them. :)

They wanted to make better relations with ths US:gundge:

The Cuban Missile Crisis in the early 1960's wasn't exactly a friendly relation between the US and the USSR. :eek:

You have the start of a great story there, but let's make Mars instead of the moon. And they live in underground cities on Mars so we won't see them. :)

This is an actual conspiracy theory.

This is an actual conspiracy theory.

Ok, so the aliens conspired with the Nazis to take Hitler and other top Nazi Party members to their underground cities on Mars. Their intent is to wait until the Middle East boils over into a full-blown war. At that point the Nazis and aliens will invade the US and Europe. They will form an alliance with the Middle East to take over Asia. After the US, Europe, and Asia are conquered the Nazis will turn on the Middle East and take that over. Then it will be a simple task for them to move on to Africa, South America and the last bastion of democracy in Australia and New Zealand. ;)

You happy with this actual conspriacy? :p

Ok, so the aliens conspired with the Nazis to take Hitler and other top Nazi Party members to their underground cities on Mars. Their intent is to wait until the Middle East boils over into a full-blown war. At that point the Nazis and aliens will invade the US and Europe. They will form an alliance with the Middle East to take over Asia. After the US, Europe, and Asia are conquered the Nazis will turn on the Middle East and take that over. Then it will be a simple task for them to move on to Africa, South America and the last bastion of democracy in Australia and New Zealand. ;)

You happy with this actual conspriacy? :p

Yes! :D

The Cuban Missile Crisis in the early 1960's wasn't exactly a friendly relation between the US and the USSR. :eek:

Yes they were. What the government didn't want us to know was the bombs actually contained cute little kittens playing with thread and sunshine and daisies.


Where's the thread containing that conspiricy theory?

Yes they were. What the government didn't want us to know was the bombs actually contained cute little kittens playing with thread and sunshine and daisies.


Where's the thread containing that conspiricy theory?

Don't forget cute puppies chewing on bones and chasing balls!

Yes they were. What the government didn't want us to know was the bombs actually contained cute little kittens playing with thread and sunshine and daisies.


Where's the thread containing that conspiricy theory?

Ah, so that is why I was recalled from leave to report to my base in Florida. I helped defend America against a feline invasion that would have tied us up with their thread, stop the rain and cause drought, and cause sever allergic reactions with daises pollen. I'm a hero. :D