NationStates Jolt Archive

I think all of us can agree that the government has robbed us of it's fair share of booty, and then some. If you disagree you are a dirty lying communist and not fit to live...just kidding, I know little of your personal hygine standards.

In the spirit of the attitude and model our government has set for us to follow, I encourage each of you to enter your nearest headquarters of the executive branch of your government, a unlawfully remove something, photograph it, and upload the image to this thread.

There are obviously some rules and disclaimers that are needed, but since I'm a lazy, lazy man, fuck 'em. Have fun kiddies, I'm off to the Commonwealth Government Building, Brisbane, tommorow -the fools were stupid enough to not take back their security tag... they know I can't be trusted...

So let me get this straight.

I go into the town's government building, I steal something, and post a picture of it on here?

*steals a pen*

*steals a pen*

lol

*steals folders marked Classified*

got fired, didn't ya?

If you can't get out of paying a tax, pay a little too much to throw off their math. :D

(paraphrased from Heinlein)

Umm, you do not mess with the property of the Swedish government.

Murder someone? Slap on the wrist, tell you not to do it again. Cheat the government? They will fuck you up.

Umm, you do not mess with the property of the Swedish government.

Murder someone? Slap on the wrist, tell you not to do it again. Cheat the government? They will fuck you up.

Hmmm, would they have a woman fuck me up or a man fuck me up?

Hmmm, would they have a woman fuck me up or a man fuck me up?

Neither. What do you think that sex toy industry of ours is for? Those penis pumps give a whole new dimension to C&B torture.

Neither. What do you think that sex toy industry of ours is for? Those penis pumps give a whole new dimension to C&B torture.

well, there goes my sex drive.

well, there goes my sex drive.

Oh, who you kiddin'? You booked the next flight here.

I think all of us can agree that the government has robbed us of it's fair share of booty, and then some. If you disagree you are a dirty lying communist and not fit to live...just kidding, I know little of your personal hygine standards.

In the spirit of the attitude and model our government has set for us to follow, I encourage each of you to enter your nearest headquarters of the executive branch of your government, a unlawfully remove something, photograph it, and upload the image to this thread.

There are obviously some rules and disclaimers that are needed, but since I'm a lazy, lazy man, fuck 'em. Have fun kiddies, I'm off to the Commonwealth Government Building, Brisbane, tommorow -the fools were stupid enough to not take back their security tag... they know I can't be trusted...

That'll bring 'em down! You go girl!

That'll bring 'em down! You go girl!

GIRL POWER! KID POWER! ELDERLY POWER!

I think all of us can agree that the government has robbed us of it's fair share of booty, and then some. If you disagree you are a dirty lying communist and not fit to live...just kidding, I know little of your personal hygine standards.

In the spirit of the attitude and model our government has set for us to follow, I encourage each of you to enter your nearest headquarters of the executive branch of your government, a unlawfully remove something, photograph it, and upload the image to this thread.

no.

In the spirit of the attitude and model our government has set for us to follow, I encourage each of you to enter your nearest headquarters of the executive branch of your government, a unlawfully remove something, photograph it, and upload the image to this thread.


I had a road sign collection when I was a kid.. everything from "Right Turn Only" to "High Voltage." Does that count? :)

no.

Good response lol. Somebody should call the Commonwealth Government building in Brisbane and tell them Rotovia-'s name (Wesley Widlend) and his darstardly plans.

So let me get this straight.

I go into the town's government building, I steal something, and post a picture of it on here?

Something like that

no.

yes.

I like this game

I had a road sign collection when I was a kid.. everything from "Right Turn Only" to "High Voltage." Does that count? :)

Photograghs. Photos my good man

Good response lol. Somebody should call the Commonwealth Government building in Brisbane and tell them Rotovia-'s name (Wesley Widlend) and his darstardly plans.

Luckily most of the users of Jolt would be shot by their parents if they made the overseas call to Brisbane

Luckily most of the users of Jolt would be shot by their parents if they made the overseas call to Brisbane

Australia can't be that much of a 3rd world country for you to think overseas calls are still expensive, surely?

Photograghs. Photos my good man

I think the government got them back when they repoed the house I used to live in.. :(

Luckily most of the users of Jolt would be shot by their parents if they made the overseas call to Brisbane

I live in Central Qld...

Luckily most of the users of Jolt would be shot by their parents if they made the overseas call to Brisbane

i once made a phone call to afghanistan, i just added another 0 in the phone number of my best friend. i was really shocked that my friend was shouting like a madman in an incomprehensible language.
luckily my parents found it funny.

I think all of us can agree that the government has robbed us of it's fair share of booty, and then some. It's not robbery, it's swindle.

got fired, didn't ya?

So, Rotovia- used to work for the government and is now bitching about the amount of tax they levy?

What goes around comes around.

So, Rotovia- used to work for the government and is now bitching about the amount of tax they levy?

What goes around comes around.

I've never been employed by the government, thank you-ooooooooooop!

I live in Central Qld...

So, a third world country?;)

So, a third world country?;)LOL

I like this game.. Tomorrow I am out to steal some "No Parking" sign.. pics coming..

I live in Central Qld...

So, a third world country?;)

Lucky to even qualify as 3rd. Do they have a 4th World category? :p