NationStates Jolt Archive


It's never too early to teach your kids to drink.

Drunk commies deleted
27-12-2006, 16:50
Some folks are in trouble for encouraging their two year old to smoke cigarettes and drink tequila. In my opinion it's never too early to teach your kids about alcohol and tobacco. These people are wonderful parents. They're letting their daughter learn first hand about the dangers of booze and smokes. Getting the usual teenage mistakes out of the way early so that she'll have a less traumatic adolescence.

http://www.thetimes-tribune.com/site/news.cfm?newsid=17627442&BRD=2185&PAG=461&dept_id=415898&rfi=15
Hydesland
27-12-2006, 16:54
I hope you are being sarcastic/joking.
Arinola
27-12-2006, 17:02
I think 2 years old is a LITTLE too young.Sure,7 or 8 maybe.But the kid's a toddler.He/she probably doesn't comprehend what they are.
Carnivorous Lickers
27-12-2006, 17:28
What absolute fucking low-lives. Proof that having children shouldnt be a right, it should be a privilege.

The stupidity and ignorance of video-taping it is the icing on a really fucked-up cake.
Farnhamia
27-12-2006, 17:34
What absolute fucking low-lives. Proof that having children shouldnt be a right, it should be a privilege.

The stupidity and ignorance of video-taping it is the icing on a really fucked-up cake.

And then trying to laugh it off with the cops, too. If a person really does only get 15 minutes of fame, what a lousy way to achieve it.
Snafturi
27-12-2006, 18:31
Peice of s*** parents piss me off. Ruin your own life, that's fine by me (as long as you aren't on public assistance). But Jesus God, stop ruining your children's lives. At least give them a chance at a healthy life.
Darknovae
27-12-2006, 18:38
what idiots! :mad:
Nova Boozia
27-12-2006, 20:00
I sincerely hope you are joking. Yes, we need to be upfront to kids and tell them everything. Yes, if they will understand the individual words, tahts early enough. But what these two are doing is putting a young, impressionable, physically and mentally weak child onto an addictive substance damaging to the child and anyone who comes near her while she smokes.

If she dies of cancer of liver failure, they should be tried for manslaughter. And if they're just plain sick, rather than stupid, and know all this, they should be tried for murder.
GoodThoughts
27-12-2006, 20:10
I sincerely hope you are joking. Yes, we need to be upfront to kids and tell them everything. Yes, if they will understand the individual words, tahts early enough. But what these two are doing is putting a young, impressionable, physically and mentally weak child onto an addictive substance damaging to the child and anyone who comes near her while she smokes.

If she dies of cancer of liver failure, they should be tried for manslaughter. And if they're just plain sick, rather than stupid, and know all this, they should be tried for murder.

Our dear friend Drunk Commies Deleted never jokes around about religion, sex, drugs or alcohol and especially not good parenting. :p
Drunk commies deleted
27-12-2006, 20:11
I sincerely hope you are joking. Yes, we need to be upfront to kids and tell them everything. Yes, if they will understand the individual words, tahts early enough. But what these two are doing is putting a young, impressionable, physically and mentally weak child onto an addictive substance damaging to the child and anyone who comes near her while she smokes.

If she dies of cancer of liver failure, they should be tried for manslaughter. And if they're just plain sick, rather than stupid, and know all this, they should be tried for murder.

Wait a minute. You're not her parent. She may be a very mature 2 year old. She may be ready to handle booze and cigarettes. Who are you to make decisions for her?
GoodThoughts
27-12-2006, 20:14
Wait a minute. You're not her parent. She may be a very mature 2 year old. She may be ready to handle booze and cigarettes. Who are you to make decisions for her?

God bless you and your sense of wonderful humor.:D
Nova Boozia
27-12-2006, 20:21
Wait a minute. You're not her parent. She may be a very mature 2 year old. She may be ready to handle booze and cigarettes. Who are you to make decisions for her?

It's physical. A two year old is more vulnerable to the harmful effects of the substances and more easily becomes addicted.

Nonetheless, I salute your effort! *Solemly presents Most Devious Counterargument award*

To answer your question, who I am to make her decisions is an evil oppressive libservanazi. And a foreigner!
Nationalian
27-12-2006, 20:23
I was given a cigarette when i was 5 and after that experience I'm sure I'll never start smoking.
Drunk commies deleted
27-12-2006, 20:25
It's physical. A two year old is more vulnerable to the harmful effects of the substances and more easily becomes addicted.

Nonetheless, I salute your effort! *Solemly presents Most Devious Counterargument award*

To answer your question, who I am to make her decisions is an evil oppressive libservanazi. And a foreigner!

I was given a cigarette when i was 5 and after that experience I'm sure I'll never start smoking.

See Boozia? Maybe her parents were being responsible after all. They were only trying to keep their kid off tobacco and alcohol.
Nova Boozia
27-12-2006, 20:34
See Boozia? Maybe her parents were being responsible after all. They were only trying to keep their kid off tobacco and alcohol.

You have a point, but I'm afraid I feel it my duty as a libservanazi to say that the best method for keeping a child off something is to punish them in a legal fashion for getting on to it.

Then again, considering the "Rebel without a cause! It's awesome!" mentality that seems to be spreading among others of my age (13), your argument gains merit. I surrender.

*Plays "The World Turned Upside-Down"*
Snafturi
27-12-2006, 20:40
You have a point, but I'm afraid I feel it my duty as a libservanazi to say that the best method for keeping a child off something is to punish them in a legal fashion for getting on to it.

Then again, considering the "Rebel without a cause! It's awesome!" mentality that seems to be spreading among others of my age (13), your argument gains merit. I surrender.

*Plays "The World Turned Upside-Down"*

So they should give them the smokes and booze then lock them in a closet for a week? Just kidding.:D
Dobbsworld
27-12-2006, 20:52
Oh, people shouldn't get too unduly bent out of shape over something like this. When I was three, I'd scarf down any drink an adult left unattended - beer being a favourite. I never felt drunk. I think my metabolism burned off the booze or something.
Nova Boozia
27-12-2006, 21:04
So they should give them the smokes and booze then lock them in a closet for a week? Just kidding.:D

That's legal where you live?
Snafturi
27-12-2006, 21:05
That's legal where you live?

Legal? No
Fun? Yes
Carnivorous Lickers
27-12-2006, 21:12
I've always wondered how old a chimp has to be to smoke or drink-you ofetn see chimps on TV or in commercials smoking cigars-Are they 18 yrs old?
Ifreann
27-12-2006, 21:19
I've always wondered how old a chimp has to be to smoke or drink-you ofetn see chimps on TV or in commercials smoking cigars-Are they 18 yrs old?

Of course they are, there'd be huge uproar from the animal rights movement is an underage monkey was forced to smoke.
Nova Boozia
27-12-2006, 21:35
Legal? No
Fun? Yes

Oh? So, what did you enjoy about being locked in the cupboard for a week?
Ifreann
27-12-2006, 21:38
Oh? So, what did you enjoy about being locked in the cupboard for a week?

Finding Narnia and neutering Aslan.
Johnny B Goode
27-12-2006, 21:39
I hope you are being sarcastic/joking.

No shit, Sherlock. Anyway, these idiots should be sterilized. They obviously can't raise a child.
Ice Hockey Players
27-12-2006, 21:53
These people should be forced to wear an "I'm Stupid" sign so large it would make Bill Engvall say "DAAAAAAAAMN!" Yes, most kids are given a small amount of beer or something when they are young...but not when they are 2, it's not videotaped, the adults aren't even jokingly trying to get them drunk, the purpose is to make the kids realize how God-awful the shit tastes, and there are generally no cigarettes involved in the matter.

People like this shouldn't be allowed to raise a ficus plant, let alone a child.
Nova Boozia
27-12-2006, 21:58
Finding Narnia and neutering Aslan.

You're right, that's awesome! I need to try that sometime!

Ah, Narnia. There's so many ways to screw it up! Napoleonic invasion! Nazi invasion! Importing of heavy metal!

After all, who knows where that wardrobe ended up...
Snafturi
27-12-2006, 22:01
Finding Narnia and neutering Aslan.

Crap! Beat me to the Narnia joke.
Ifreann
27-12-2006, 22:03
You're right, that's awesome! I need to try that sometime!

Ah, Narnia. There's so many ways to screw it up! Napoleonic invasion! Nazi invasion! Importing of heavy metal!

After all, who knows where that wardrobe ended up...

Setting up a porn empire in Narnia is my plan, and you can't have it!
Nova Boozia
27-12-2006, 22:23
Setting up a porn empire in Narnia is my plan, and you can't have it!

I bow to your genius! How much for a few shares?
Londim
27-12-2006, 23:37
Setting up a porn empire in Narnia is my plan, and you can't have it!

Mr Tumnus and The White Witch in "The Chronicles Of Narnia: The Faun, The Witch and The Dildo"
Farnhamia
27-12-2006, 23:38
Mr Tumnus and The White Witch in "The Chronicle Of Narnia: The Fawn, The Witch and The Dildo"

The Horse and His Boy doesn't need any title change, of course.
Zarakon
27-12-2006, 23:55
If she dies of cancer of liver failure, they should be tried for manslaughter. And if they're just plain sick, rather than stupid, and know all this, they should be tried for murder.

If parents smoke, and their child dies from secondhand smoke, should they be tried for manslaughter/murder?


I'm just interested in your opinion. I'm not going to say mine.
CthulhuFhtagn
28-12-2006, 00:27
If parents smoke, and their child dies from secondhand smoke, should they be tried for manslaughter/murder?

In my opinion, yes. But I'm probably biased since I have lung problems due to exposure to second-hand smoke.
Nova Boozia
28-12-2006, 11:06
If parents smoke, and their child dies from secondhand smoke, should they be tried for manslaughter/murder?


I'm just interested in your opinion. I'm not going to say mine.

Yeah. They, through their actions, directly caused the accidental death. Sure, they're addicts. People who kill their children in a drunken rage are addicts: we try them. Or at least we should.