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As a parent, or a parent-to-be, or perhaps even as someone who never intends to have children, but who nonetheless has ageless wisdom in abundance to share...

What are your thoughts on how you will raise your children in regards to sex? Sexuality, sexual acts, morality, religious beliefs, cultural beliefs etc etc etc...

What kinds of things will you teach your children about sex, and how will you go about it?

I'd say your child and their friends are off limits.

Shockingly, this isn't about having sex with children. I know, I know...we've come to expect that here, but...no.

I want my kids to be able to have sex, well educated about the risks, early on, but without fear, or shame. If they choose NOT to have sex, that's fine too...I'm not about to push them into promiscuity. Ha, mind you, they've still got quite a few years to go before it becomes an issue... But 'the talk' is ongoing, it's not going to be sprung on them years after they've already gotten the most pornographic details from their peers...and none of this gender-biased 'women are sluts but men are studs' kind of crap.

I intend to continue to be open and honest with them?

Was that actually meant to be a question, Smunk? :D

But what does that mean to you...open and honest?

As a parent, or a parent-to-be, or perhaps even as someone who never intends to have children, but who nonetheless has ageless wisdom in abundance to share...

What are your thoughts on how you will raise your children in regards to sex? Sexuality, sexual acts, morality, religious beliefs, cultural beliefs etc etc etc...

What kinds of things will you teach your children about sex, and how will you go about it?

I don't intend on having kids. But if I did, I would teach them that there is a Sex Monster, and that they should do everything they can to avoid its grasping jaws and cruel teeth. I would let them know about the insidious plot of condoms, and how they are designed not to increase pleasure or make anyone safe, but rather to steal your man-spirit and turn male into female. I will illustrate the sinfulness of masturbation with corporal punishment. In all cases the nomenclature will highlight my healthy worldview. You don't have a penis or vagina, you have "private parts" or sometimes, "dirty parts." Discussion thereafter will be taboo. Bathroom time will be limited to discourage masturbation. My children will learn how to be efficient about pooping and peeing. Efficiency is everything. Romance is nothing. As for reproduction, I will incourage my kids to do it the same way I will: cloning!

Then we will conquer the world.

I intend to continue to be open and honest with them?

You mean you don't frighten them about sex? Personally, every time I'm asked a question about sex I'm going to bring out the Mammoth Book of Syphilis Pictures.

Oh Trostia...you're always such a romantic!

Was that actually meant to be a question, Smunk? :D

But what does that mean to you...open and honest?

I am unsure of the type of answer you were looking for.....

as far as the open and honest if they ask I answer.....that's the point we are at now.

I do mentor some teens and their questions are....more difficult, I try to keep open honest communication going with them too, I figure I might be the only adult type person they talk to, I better not screw it up.

You mean you don't frighten them about sex? Personally, every time I'm asked a question about sex I'm going to bring out the Mammoth Book of Syphilis Pictures.

Oh yes...nothing better than sex-ed class opening with, "And now, genital sores, boys and girls!"

I don't intend on having kids. But if I did, I would teach them that there is a Sex Monster, and that they should do everything they can to avoid its grasping jaws and cruel teeth. I would let them know about the insidious plot of condoms, and how they are designed not to increase pleasure or make anyone safe, but rather to steal your man-spirit and turn male into female. I will illustrate the sinfulness of masturbation with corporal punishment. In all cases the nomenclature will highlight my healthy worldview. You don't have a penis or vagina, you have "private parts" or sometimes, "dirty parts." Discussion thereafter will be taboo. Bathroom time will be limited to discourage masturbation. My children will learn how to be efficient about pooping and peeing. Efficiency is everything. Romance is nothing. As for reproduction, I will incourage my kids to do it the same way I will: cloning!

Then we will conquer the world.

:p you sound like my mom. seriously.

when I was growing up I had a "no-no" :rolleyes:

Oh yes...nothing better than sex-ed class opening with, "And now, genital sores, boys and girls!"

Especially if it is in response to a question like, "How are babies made?" The confusion and paranoia which follow are to be treasured.

no-no...reminds me of VC Andrews, Flowers in the Attic and 'dirty pillows'.

:p you sound like my mom. seriously.

when I was growing up I had a "no-no" :rolleyes:

Did she beat you for masturbating?


*Thinks about smunkee as a sex-deprived teenager who can't even masturbate*

*Runs for the hills screaming*

im a mom. my son is 20 now.

i think the most important thing is to start early and make it matter of fact.

teach your child the names of ALL his/her body parts, no stupid euphemisms. dont freak out when you find your kid with his/her hands in his/her pants. teach them that there are things that you dont do in front of other people and masturbation is one of them.

discuss what makes boys different from girls

when "where do babies come from?" comes up, tell the truth. put the explanation on a level appropriate for your child's age and make sure that you are answering the actual question asked.

talk about sex, birth control, child birth, EVERYTHING well before the age that your child will be sexually active. age 10 at the latest. many girls start their periods younger than that so earlier is better than later.

model good sexual behavior. if you arent married, dont bring dates home for sleep overs then tell your kids that they should save themselves for marriage. discuss with your kids your true feelings about pre-marital sex but be aware that they might not share your opinion.

dont be delusional. most kids are sexual active by age 16. they need to know about STDs, birth control, abortion, adoption, the likelihood that they will stay together, the difficulties in raising a baby, everything.

Where's Sovietstan when you want to beat up on someone who will insist women should remain chaste, but somehow learn to be whores in the bedroom...

Did she beat you for masturbating?


*Thinks about smunkee as a sex-deprived teenager who can't even masturbate*

*Runs for the hills screaming*

no, she did have "the talk" with me when I was about 14 though, you know the

"your body belongs to God and nakedness is bad and boys are evil, and please don't bring home a baby and expect me to take care of it"

:rolleyes:

:p you sound like my mom. seriously.


You mean you're a CLONE!????

:p

I kind of think that for most people...not engaging in pre-marital sex is a bit...abnormal. Or better...not right for most.

You mean you're a CLONE!????

:p

funny thing was, she didn't seem to have a problem with sex, I mean I am the bastard child and all.

no, she did have "the talk" with me when I was about 14 though, you know the

"your body belongs to God and nakedness is bad and boys are evil, and please don't bring home a baby and expect me to take care of it"

:rolleyes:

Yeah, I hate how the media has ingrained this thing on parents "Your son will get someone pregnant and get aids and die/Your daughter will get pregnant and get aids and die.

funny thing was, she didn't seem to have a problem with sex, I mean I am the bastard child and all.

Well that's probably why she had the problem...what did she have to deal with having a child out of wedlock...wanting desperately to scare her children into avoiding her fate?

My wife and I stayed virgins until our wedding night (night after, actually...we were too damn tired to do much of anything on our wedding night, and we had to be on a plane early the next day) and I would tell my kids that I expect them to do the same. I would teach them that sex is too powerful a tool to be put in the hands of teenagers, and if they decide to have premarital sex, they must take all the precautions they can. Basically, either wait till you're married and really know the person or take all the precautions.

That's really all. No point in sending them into a minefield without a buttload of information.

Where's Sovietstan when you want to beat up on someone who will insist women should remain chaste, but somehow learn to be whores in the bedroom...

I don't think he wants a whore in the bedroom. My guess would be that his wife, if ever there is such a poor, benighted creature, would be encouraged to lie back, think of Allah, and have babies. Whores he can get in town, it's a man's prerogative.

I don't think he wants a whore in the bedroom. My guess would be that his wife, if ever there is such a poor, benighted creature, would be encouraged to lie back, think of Allah, and have babies. Whores he can get in town, it's a man's prerogative.

Really?


I have some conversing to do with the wife tonight...

My wife and I stayed virgins until our wedding night (night after, actually...we were too damn tired to do much of anything on our wedding night, and we had to be on a plane early the next day) and I would tell my kids that I expect them to do the same. I would teach them that sex is too powerful a tool to be put in the hands of teenagers, and if they decide to have premarital sex, they must take all the precautions they can. Basically, either wait till you're married and really know the person or take all the precautions.

That's really all. No point in sending them into a minefield without a buttload of information.

I'm glad to see you would educate them. And while sex may indeed be too powerful a tool to be put in the hands of teenagers, the human body puts it there, locked and loaded. Teenagers really don't need any encouragement from Evil Hollywood, their hormones will throw them into the back seats of cars all by themselves.

Really?


I have some conversing to do with the wife tonight...

I heard that a cold compress (or a nice beefsteak) will reduce the swelling in a black eye.

I heard that a cold compress (or a nice beefsteak) will reduce the swelling in a black eye.

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I don't think he wants a whore in the bedroom. My guess would be that his wife, if ever there is such a poor, benighted creature, would be encouraged to lie back, think of Allah, and have babies. Whores he can get in town, it's a man's prerogative.

No, no. Soviestan's not gonna have a wife. He's just gonna have a disembodied uterus from Allah to have his babies and give him pleasure.

My wife and I stayed virgins until our wedding night (night after, actually...we were too damn tired to do much of anything on our wedding night, and we had to be on a plane early the next day) and I would tell my kids that I expect them to do the same. I would teach them that sex is too powerful a tool to be put in the hands of teenagers, and if they decide to have premarital sex, they must take all the precautions they can. Basically, either wait till you're married and really know the person or take all the precautions.

That's really all. No point in sending them into a minefield without a buttload of information.

if you want your kids to remain virgins until they are married you have to start talking to them about it long before they are teenagers and you have to give them a better reason to abstain than your expectations.

No, no. Soviestan's not gonna have a wife. He's just gonna have a disembodied uterus from Allah to have his babies and give him pleasure.

At risk of Modly wrath..

Sex for pleasure is a sin! Clearly he'll only have sex to procreate!

No, no. Soviestan's not gonna have a wife. He's just gonna have a disembodied uterus from Allah to have his babies and give him pleasure.

Besides being a very weird image, that's not right, because that would go against the plan Allah has set forth for humanity. No, I think he'll have a nice, submissive wife, who'll talk about him behind his back to her friends. Muslim women choose to wear those veils not so much because of religious strictures but because that way they can make faces at their husbands with getting caught.

At risk of Modly wrath..

Sex for pleasure is a sin! Clearly he'll only have sex to procreate!

I dunno, I don't think he thinks sex is a sin...

Muslim women choose to wear those veils not so much because of religious strictures but because that way they can make faces at their husbands with getting caught.

You are so sigged.

Well that's probably why she had the problem...what did she have to deal with having a child out of wedlock...wanting desperately to scare her children into avoiding her fate?

hey if she is going to go around being stupid and then punish me for it, she has more problems than trying to keep me out of trouble.

hey if she is going to go around being stupid and then punish me for it, she has more problems than trying to keep me out of trouble.

i hear that story before, they stuff up but punish there kid's for it

Since I'm still a kid, I'd rather my mom be far more open and not send me to those god-awful anti-sex classes at school so I don't have to get everything off Planned PArenthood :headbang:

If I have kids, I'm being honest and teaching them at home, if those classes are still around when I'm a prent.

Of course, I'll want my kids to be able to do it as they please, within reason. When they seriously ask about "it", I'll direct them to Wikipedia, as well as the ever-popular Rotten Library and let them run loose.

It's better to be open about things rather than raise a bunch of prudes who don't know two shits about anything. I mean come on, everybody has the same basic organs, and they function in the same manner... I honestly never saw what the big deal was.

Read my lips: I hate underwear.

I want my kids to be honest so I'd answer truthfully anything they ask me and expect the same courtsey

Since I'm still a kid, I'd rather my mom be far more open and not send me to those god-awful anti-sex classes at school so I don't have to get everything off Planned PArenthood :headbang:

If I have kids, I'm being honest and teaching them at home, if those classes are still around when I'm a prent.

anti-sex classes ,anti-sex classes dam you lot are going down hill fast

What kinds of things will you teach your children about sex, and how will you go about it?

I gone for the go-for-broke approach. Instead of trying to enforce your views on them, give them straight scientific facts and let them make their own choices.

Alternatively, there are "everything-you-need-to-know-about-sex" books written for teens. Check its not written by religious press. Give it to them subtly.

On the other hand, puritrians who try to avoid the subject all together, their children finds less than authoritive sources (i.e. online, magazines, older friends).

I was as honest with my kids as I could be, all while gearing what I tried to teach them to their emotional readiness. I told them about sex and the consequences of sexual irresponsibililty as well as the fact that it could be a great deal of fun in the right context.

As a parent, or a parent-to-be, or perhaps even as someone who never intends to have children, but who nonetheless has ageless wisdom in abundance to share...

What are your thoughts on how you will raise your children in regards to sex? Sexuality, sexual acts, morality, religious beliefs, cultural beliefs etc etc etc...

What kinds of things will you teach your children about sex, and how will you go about it?

i don't know.... by the time i have kids they'll either be so tech-savvy by the time they're old enough to ask those sorts of questions they'll have googled 'sex' and read all there is on wikipedia till they could probably tell me a thing or two about it, or the little google implant in their brain will do the same job only faster ;)


nah, really i don't know as that issue is so far away i can't begin to give it serious consideration (especially not at 2 in the morning :eek: :p)

Since I'm still a kid, I'd rather my mom be far more open and not send me to those god-awful anti-sex classes at school


I'm sorry what? Please can you explain further what goes on in this and what the class is officially called

I was as honest with my kids as I could be, all while gearing what I tried to teach them to their emotional readiness. I told them about sex and the consequences of sexual irresponsibililty as well as the fact that it could be a great deal of fun in the right context.

that's exactly what I am going for.......I hope it works out for me and my kids.

I'm sorry what? Please can you explain further what goes on in this and what the class is officially called

The class is actually called "abstinence-only education" or "abstinence class", and it only preaches abstinence. It's informative about STDs, but that's it. That's all I learned. What happens is (talking from the girls' class) you learn about your reproductive system. for females it's only the uterus, fallopian tubes, ovaries, cervix, and vagina, no mention of the clitoris or hymen at all. And the STD information must contain "Speedy the Sperm". Then they bring up statistics such as "condoms only protect 1 out of 6 cases of HIV and 1 out of 5 cases of pregnancy" or whatever, and "dating started when teens had access to cars" "most teens lose their virginity under the influence of drugs or peer pressure" "middle school boys will pressure their girlfriends into having sex" blah, blah, blah, and my favorite... the only form of birth control they mention is condoms.... and abstinence. There's no information for you if you don't want to wait till marriage. It's wait till marriage or phail, according to them. They then show you a video, give you some cute little pencils or pieces of candy with witty little sayings on them such as "safe sex is a dangerous game" and "sex is MINT for marriage", and send you about your merry way.

Perhaps some of those elements are just at my old middle school, but I really don't see how they're effective. :rolleyes:

My mom knows of this, and wishes she didn't send me there, but is still not open. :mad:

anti-sex classes ,anti-sex classes dam you lot are going down hill fast

Yes, we are.

The classes aren't effective at all and teen pregnancy and STD rates are rising... still.

:(

The class is actually called "abstinence-only education" or "abstinence class", and it only preaches abstinence. It's informative about STDs, but that's it. That's all I learned. What happens is (talking from the girls' class) you learn about your reproductive system. for females it's only the uterus, fallopian tubes, ovaries, cervix, and vagina, no mention of the clitoris or hymen at all. And the STD information must contain "Speedy the Sperm". Then they bring up statistics such as "condoms only protect 1 out of 6 cases of HIV and 1 out of 5 cases of pregnancy" or whatever, and "dating started when teens had access to cars" "most teens lose their virginity under the influence of drugs or peer pressure" "middle school boys will pressure their girlfriends into having sex" blah, blah, blah, and my favorite... the only form of birth control they mention is condoms.... and abstinence. There's no information for you if you don't want to wait till marriage. It's wait till marriage or phail, according to them. They then show you a video, give you some cute little pencils or pieces of candy with witty little sayings on them such as "safe sex is a dangerous game" and "sex is MINT for marriage", and send you about your merry way.

Perhaps some of those elements are just at my old middle school, but I really don't see how they're effective. :rolleyes:

My mom knows of this, and wishes she didn't send me there, but is still not open. :mad:

oh we call it sex ED and we don't have the last part

When I was in middle school, there was a political debate in my town. They kept having referendum and noisy school board meetings about whether abstinence-only education or safe sex education should be taught. Result:

5th and 7th grade I was taught how to use a condom.

6th and 8th grade I was taught to abstain until marriage.

oh we call it sex ED and we don't have the last part

:(

Yes, we are.

The classes aren't effective at all and teen pregnancy and STD rates are rising... still.

:(

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The class is actually called "abstinence-only education" or "abstinence class", and it only preaches abstinence. It's informative about STDs, but that's it. That's all I learned. What happens is (talking from the girls' class) you learn about your reproductive system. for females it's only the uterus, fallopian tubes, ovaries, cervix, and vagina, no mention of the clitoris or hymen at all. And the STD information must contain "Speedy the Sperm". Then they bring up statistics such as "condoms only protect 1 out of 6 cases of HIV and 1 out of 5 cases of pregnancy" or whatever, and "dating started when teens had access to cars" "most teens lose their virginity under the influence of drugs or peer pressure" "middle school boys will pressure their girlfriends into having sex" blah, blah, blah, and my favorite... the only form of birth control they mention is condoms.... and abstinence. There's no information for you if you don't want to wait till marriage. It's wait till marriage or phail, according to them. They then show you a video, give you some cute little pencils or pieces of candy with witty little sayings on them such as "safe sex is a dangerous game" and "sex is MINT for marriage", and send you about your merry way.

Perhaps some of those elements are just at my old middle school, but I really don't see how they're effective. :rolleyes:

My mom knows of this, and wishes she didn't send me there, but is still not open. :mad:

I'm truely shocked

I'm truely shocked

I sat thorugh two of them, one in seventh and the other in eighth. I would have suffered through three if I hadn't already been suffering from a nasty head cold...

Head colds can be useful at times. :)

:(

The class is actually called "abstinence-only education" or "abstinence class", and it only preaches abstinence. It's informative about STDs, but that's it. That's all I learned. What happens is (talking from the girls' class) you learn about your reproductive system. for females it's only the uterus, fallopian tubes, ovaries, cervix, and vagina, no mention of the clitoris or hymen at all. And the STD information must contain "Speedy the Sperm". Then they bring up statistics such as "condoms only protect 1 out of 6 cases of HIV and 1 out of 5 cases of pregnancy" or whatever, and "dating started when teens had access to cars" "most teens lose their virginity under the influence of drugs or peer pressure" "middle school boys will pressure their girlfriends into having sex" blah, blah, blah, and my favorite... the only form of birth control they mention is condoms.... and abstinence. There's no information for you if you don't want to wait till marriage. It's wait till marriage or phail, according to them. They then show you a video, give you some cute little pencils or pieces of candy with witty little sayings on them such as "safe sex is a dangerous game" and "sex is MINT for marriage", and send you about your merry way.

Perhaps some of those elements are just at my old middle school, but I really don't see how they're effective. :rolleyes:

My mom knows of this, and wishes she didn't send me there, but is still not open. :mad:

Those people are, by all means, loonies.

When I was in middle school, there was a political debate in my town. They kept having referendum and noisy school board meetings about whether abstinence-only education or safe sex education should be taught. Result:

5th and 7th grade I was taught how to use a condom.

6th and 8th grade I was taught to abstain until marriage.

Your school board is made up of idiots.
I mean, couldn't they have organized it in a way that sort of makes sense?
Like 5th and 6th abstinance, 7th and 8th condoms.

And sorry for stating the obvious. :p

Those people are, by all means, loonies.

They're also idiots.

I sat thorugh two of them, one in seventh and the other in eighth. I would have suffered through three if I hadn't already been suffering from a nasty head cold...

Head colds can be useful at times. :)

:(

In the UK we are told about STD's and how to put on a condom. And a little in parenting.

In the UK we are told about STD's and how to put on a condom. And a little in parenting.

Doyou also learn about more methods of contraception, or is that it?

I don't think he wants a whore in the bedroom. My guess would be that his wife, if ever there is such a poor, benighted creature, would be encouraged to lie back, think of Allah, and have babies. Whores he can get in town, it's a man's prerogative.

Na, he admited he'd like his wife to be a freak...just not before her wedding night.

if you want your kids to remain virgins until they are married you have to start talking to them about it long before they are teenagers and you have to give them a better reason to abstain than your expectations.

Hallelujah and Amen, sister.

Doyou also learn about more methods of contraception, or is that it?

yes but only the fact that they are not as good as condom and thats the only way to protect from std's

yes but only the fact that they are not as good as condom and thats the only way to protect from std's

But at least the UK teaches you something about contraceptives.

I would raise my kids to fear my boot up their ass if they have sex. I woud also make sure they were chained in their bedrooms (seperately of course) until they were in their mid 60's. If one of them managed to get knocked up or knock someone up I would put them BOTH up for adoption (mother and child) and turn my back on them forever (well, unless they won a lottery). And I might even put their moma up for adoption because we all know it is the woman's fault. Always.

But at least the UK teaches you something about contraceptives.

you try placing a condom on a thing that look's like a banana

I would raise my kids to fear my boot up their ass if they have sex. I woud also make sure they were chained in their bedrooms (seperately of course) until they were in their mid 60's. If one of them managed to get knocked up or knock someone up I would put them BOTH up for adoption (mother and child) and turn my back on them forever (well, unless they won a lottery). And I might even put their moma up for adoption because we all know it is the woman's fault. Always.

you arent planning on having children are you?

Oh noooes. I plan on making my wife have at least a dozen. If she wears out I'll just move to Utah and get me three or four more.

*sound of dueling banjos plays in background*


you realize I am just being silly, right?

you arent planning on having children are you?

poor kid's, fact poor woman who end's up with them

I would raise my kids to fear my boot up their ass if they have sex. I woud also make sure they were chained in their bedrooms (seperately of course) until they were in their mid 60's. If one of them managed to get knocked up or knock someone up I would put them BOTH up for adoption (mother and child) and turn my back on them forever (well, unless they won a lottery). And I might even put their moma up for adoption because we all know it is the woman's fault. Always.

good parody

I would raise my kids to fear my boot up their ass if they have sex. I woud also make sure they were chained in their bedrooms (seperately of course) until they were in their mid 60's. If one of them managed to get knocked up or knock someone up I would put them BOTH up for adoption (mother and child) and turn my back on them forever (well, unless they won a lottery). And I might even put their moma up for adoption because we all know it is the woman's fault. Always.

For a minute there I thought you were being serious. :eek:

well I WOULD lock you up in your room> I KNOW too much about you by now:D

Oh noooes. I plan on making my wife have at least a dozen. If she wears out I'll just move to Utah and get me three or four more.

*sound of dueling banjos plays in background*


you realize I am just being silly, right?

yes

you are too old to think you could get away with that crap.

of course I am.
I'd love to have kids but short of adoption or Rie cheating on me, it;s not in the cards. So I have to boss my neighbors kids around. I'm like a slightly deranged favorite uncle around here...

i'm shit scared thinking of having little one's made with my help running around

i'm shit scared thinking of having little one's made with my help running around

Hmmm.... Isalets runnign around.... couold be a bit scary :eek:

Hmmm.... Isalets runnign around.... couold be a bit scary :eek:

so i frighten poeple

of course I am.
I'd love to have kids but short of adoption or Rie cheating on me, it;s not in the cards. So I have to boss my neighbors kids around. I'm like a slightly deranged favorite uncle around here...

other people's kids can be the best kind. enjoy them all you want then send them home. and no one ever ended up on a psychiatrists couch because the next door neighbor didnt understand them.

and I give my friends a break by playing with their kids--I am an electronics freak so we play with my airplanes or boats or have army tank wars out by the pool. I've given many of my friends the gift of a nooner before:D

other people's kids can be the best kind. enjoy them all you want then send them home. and no one ever ended up on a psychiatrists couch because the next door neighbor didnt understand them.

Heh, I plan on simply being an uncle myself, if my brothers get themselves wives. An uncle can spoil their nephews/neices rotten then send them home and not have to deal with the consequences. Let the parents deal with them when they are their little rotten selves. Let them pay the tens of thousands of dollars to raise a child as well. Maybe that would be a good way to tell your kid to avoid sex until they are really ready. Let them know that they will hemorrhage money as a result of their not being careful. That'll scare them straight.

Giving them all the information possible and then hoping they make good decisions is the best you can hope for though. You can't lock them up so you have to have some trust. Hopefully they will not be foolishly casual about such a personal act.

Heh, I plan on simply being an uncle myself, if my brothers get themselves wives. An uncle can spoil their nephews/neices rotten then send them home and not have to deal with the consequences. Let the parents deal with them when they are their little rotten selves. Let them pay the tens of thousands of dollars to raise a child as well. Maybe that would be a good way to tell your kid to avoid sex until they are really ready. Let them know that they will hemorrhage money as a result of their not being careful. That'll scare them straight.

They won't believe you. They never do. Don't you know that they know everything and they'll never make the mistakes you made because they're smarter than you.

I've observed that the best way to prevent a kid from having sex is to tell them the truth - it makes babies, and then have them babysit the worst, most obnoxious, uncontrolled, spoiled brats you can find for several weeks running. It's not foolproof, but it's acted as a deterrent for at least two teenagers that I know of.

so i frighten poeple

No, your kids frighten people :p

But that's not what I meant though. I meant it was a rather odd thought and kind of surprised me... sorry.

Tell teens that sex causes babies, and they'll just stick to blowjobs and anal sex.

They aren't totally stupid.

Tell teens that sex causes babies, and they'll just stick to blowjobs and anal sex.

They aren't totally stupid.


I'd have been quit ehppy to stick to this as a kid. Well, maybe not.:p

I've observed that the best way to prevent a kid from having sex is to tell them the truth - it makes babies, and then have them babysit the worst, most obnoxious, uncontrolled, spoiled brats you can find for several weeks running. It's not foolproof, but it's acted as a deterrent for at least two teenagers that I know of.

I suppose forcing them to babysit their younger siblings would be a good measure. Tell them that they will have to do this EVERY DAY for 18 years! Heh. I suppose this would force some caution into the sex crazed maniacs.

No, your kids frighten people :p

But that's not what I meant though. I meant it was a rather odd thought and kind of surprised me... sorry.

but do frighten people, i walk with out making a sound

did that to my lady last week came up behind her with a sound an scared her that she slap me

oh that's me thinking what goes on in my mind you best stay out of