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The death of which "celebrity"/known figure would get you in a partying mood?

Gauthier
26-12-2006, 19:19
Copycat yes, but it's a question I'm curious about. Here's a couple of mine:

1) Paris Hilton

Vapid self-absorbed publicity whore with no redeeming qualities whatsoever. She once compared herself to Marilyn Monroe and Princess Diana. They both died tragically. Come on Paris, you've got a lot of catching up to do!!

2) Donald Trump

A filthy-rich crybaby who can't handle personal insults like a man and has to sue anyone and anything that offends him. A Ken Lay-ish closure to his empire would be cosmic irony and justice.
Soviestan
26-12-2006, 19:31
Paris Hilton, for sure.
Drunk commies deleted
26-12-2006, 19:36
Copycat yes, but it's a question I'm curious about. Here's a couple of mine:

1) Paris Hilton

Vapid self-absorbed publicity whore with no redeeming qualities whatsoever. She once compared herself to Marilyn Monroe and Princess Diana. They both died tragically. Come on Paris, you've got a lot of catching up to do!!

2) Donald Trump

A filthy-rich crybaby who can't handle personal insults like a man and has to sue anyone and anything that offends him. A Ken Lay-ish closure to his empire would be cosmic irony and justice.

Paris is great. She could have just been a rich, ditzy, blonde heiress living off the family's dime, but she went out and got a job as a reality show chick and an actress.

The Donald kicks ass! Did you hear his rant against Rosie O'Donell?
Arinola
26-12-2006, 19:51
Second to Paris Hilton.I would quite enjoy seeing her die.
Britney Spears,for the same reasons as Paris Hilton,except that she pretends to be a lesbian for publicity occasionally.
That Russian band Tatu for the same reasons as Britney Spears.And they have bad music.
The Cheeky Girls.'Nuff said.
Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff.Once again,'nuff said.
ConscribedComradeship
26-12-2006, 19:53
Second to Paris Hilton.I would quite enjoy seeing her die.
Britney Spears,for the same reasons as Paris Hilton,except that she pretends to be a lesbian for publicity occasionally.
That Russian band Tatu for the same reasons as Britney Spears.And they have bad music.
The Cheeky Girls.'Nuff said.
Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff.Once again,'nuff said.

So, essentially, you want attractive women to die?
Wallonochia
26-12-2006, 19:55
Paris is great. She could have just been a rich, ditzy, blonde heiress living off the family's dime, but she went out and got a job as a reality show chick and an actress.

That just makes me dislike her even more. Damn, how I hate reality TV.
Soviestan
26-12-2006, 19:57
So, essentially, you want attractive women to die?

Since when are Britney Spears and Hillary Duff attractive?

3,000th post *dances*
ConscribedComradeship
26-12-2006, 20:02
Since when are Britney Spears and Hillary Duff attractive?

3,000th post *dances*

There are probably polls of stupid, desperate men saying so, but I'm lazy.
Dobbsworld
26-12-2006, 20:23
George Bush.

(well, it would)
Congo--Kinshasa
26-12-2006, 20:31
Jane Fonda.
Dododecapod
26-12-2006, 20:32
George Bush.

(well, it would)

Fair enough. I know a few people who'd agree with you (mostly due to stuff he did as CIA director, mind you, not as President).

For me, Kofi Annan. The US spent a lot of political capital and influence to get him the job of Secretary General, yet all he does is complain about US policies. Some of which are internal policies and therefore very much not his business.
Snafturi
26-12-2006, 20:34
Jane Fonda.

Definitely.

Also, Sean Penn needs to die in a fire.
Dwarfstein
26-12-2006, 21:00
George Bush.

(well, it would)

Not George! Despicable as he is, having that dancing chimp at the head of the right wing mentals just makes them look bad and helps the good guys. If bush dies Cheneys incharge. And he might actually know what hes doing.

I want Madonna to die. Because she is evil. Her music sucks, she thinks shes british, she looks like a man, she contaminated a Bond movie, and she just jumps on whatever is cool at the time and sucks the life out of it before moving on. Why cant she set trends instead of killing them? And if she died then David Fincher could stop making her videos and make more kickass films. Before she sucks out all his talent and leaves him an empty husk.
Dosuun
26-12-2006, 21:14
George Bush.

(well, it would)
I'm actually suprised it took that long before someone said that on this forum.
Minskia
26-12-2006, 21:15
courtney love. or saddam..... hahahahahaaaaaa
Arthais101
26-12-2006, 21:15
I don't think the death of a human being who happens to be a vapid idiot or a bad musician would make me particularly happy.
Minskia
26-12-2006, 21:21
why not? courtney has it coming to her.
Jello Biafra
26-12-2006, 21:38
The Donald kicks ass! Did you hear his rant against Rosie O'Donell?Her rant against him was better, especially when she flipped her hair to mock his combover.
Pure Metal
26-12-2006, 21:40
margaret thatcher.
margaret thatcher.
margaret thatcher.
margaret thatcher.
margaret thatcher.
margaret thatcher.
margaret thatcher.
margaret thatcher.
margaret thatcher.



and


margaret thatcher.
Khadgar
26-12-2006, 21:40
I don't think the death of a human being who happens to be a vapid idiot or a bad musician would make me particularly happy.

Well death doesn't amuse me, there is a divorce that I eagerly await and will giggle like a schoolgirl upon it's announcement.

Tom and Katie. I want to see that couch jumping idiot in tears.
Wilgrove
26-12-2006, 21:43
Paris Hilton, Anna Nicole Smith, The Olsen Twins, Brittney Spears, Rosie O' Donnell, all rappers, all boy bands members, I probably got more but my mind is half gone right now.
Johnny B Goode
26-12-2006, 21:53
Copycat yes, but it's a question I'm curious about. Here's a couple of mine:

1) Paris Hilton

Vapid self-absorbed publicity whore with no redeeming qualities whatsoever. She once compared herself to Marilyn Monroe and Princess Diana. They both died tragically. Come on Paris, you've got a lot of catching up to do!!

2) Donald Trump

A filthy-rich crybaby who can't handle personal insults like a man and has to sue anyone and anything that offends him. A Ken Lay-ish closure to his empire would be cosmic irony and justice.

Jessica Simpson:
She's a stupid bitch. (Stabs voodoo doll)

Justin Timberlake:
He's a stupid shit. Besides, if he goes, so do his fangirls.
Minskia
26-12-2006, 21:55
damn fan girls.....
Greater Somalia
26-12-2006, 21:56
That dude that played as Ross from freinds-that guy annoyed me

All the people that think Paris Hilton is hot and should be glamourized

Dick Cheney and Conda Rice

Blair and Bush

f@$%ing ELMO!

I would say Osama Bin Laden (but I think he's already dead because I don't see him any more, his boyfreind replaced him)
Wilgrove
26-12-2006, 21:56
damn fan girls.....

I want fan girls. :(
Desperate Measures
26-12-2006, 22:19
Jessica Tandy.
Andaluciae
26-12-2006, 22:42
I don't think I'd hang my enjoyment on the death of another human being.
Geppeto
26-12-2006, 22:47
That damned Jesus Christ guy needs to die....oh...wait...nevermind
JuNii
26-12-2006, 22:55
the one death that would get me in a partying mood?


Micheal Moore.
Eve Online
26-12-2006, 23:03
Barbara Streisand, especially if she died of lung cancer.
Rosie O'Donnell, especially if she choked to death on food.
Michael Moore, also food, or a burst colon.
K-Fed - I don't need to tell you why.
George Michael, especially if he was run over by a bus.
Michael Jackson, preferably by one of the parents of the kids he's molested.
Arinola
26-12-2006, 23:10
So, essentially, you want attractive women to die?

Perhaps attractive.But also extremely plastic,and frankly,they have the intelligence of a small unripe melon.
Madonna too. "Oim British Oi am!"
Snafturi
26-12-2006, 23:12
Barbara Streisand, especially if she died of lung cancer.
Rosie O'Donnell, especially if she choked to death on food.
Michael Moore, also food, or a burst colon.
K-Fed - I don't need to tell you why.
George Michael, especially if he was run over by a bus.
Michael Jackson, preferably by one of the parents of the kids he's molested.

Or ran over by the van driver.
Arinola
26-12-2006, 23:12
the one death that would get me in a partying mood?


Micheal Moore.

Didn't he already blow himself up in Team America's home base?
Oh...wait...that wasn't real...... :eek:
West Spartiala
26-12-2006, 23:18
Seconding Micheal Moore. Also, Bono and the lead singer from Nickelback.

But see, the problem with celebrities dying is that their popularity doesn't necessarily die with them. I'd be happy enough if I just never had to hear another Nickelback song on the radio.
Anti-Social Darwinism
27-12-2006, 02:59
Oprah Winfrey. She started out so well, overcoming odds, working her way to success. Now she's a self-righteous publicity hound.
Rejistania
27-12-2006, 03:30
Any recent minister of the interior!sorry, but they are fascists, who used the constitution only if they ran out of toilet paper!
The Jade Star
27-12-2006, 04:36
I would party the night away if Rush Limbaugh and Michael Moore died at the same time. They both give their respective 'sides' a bad name.
The ultimate irony would be Moore ODing on something and Limbaugh choking to death, but other means of deletion are acceptable.

Those two and the CEO, various higher-ups and possibly the major shareholders of EA games. They arent really 'known' but I still hate them all.
West Spartiala
27-12-2006, 04:46
Those two and the CEO, various higher-ups and possibly the major shareholders of EA games. They arent really 'known' but I still hate them all.

Why? I thought they made (or at least, used to make) some of the better quality sports-based video games.
The Jade Star
27-12-2006, 04:50
Why? I thought they made (or at least, used to make) some of the better quality sports-based video games.

I dont play sports games. I am, however, aware that their formula of 'Why make something new when we can just cookie-cutter a piece of crap and patch it halfway and then abandon it' is screwing people over.
Normally I wouldnt object to this, but the fact that theyre activly taking out people who actually DO bother with innovation disgusts me.
That and the various rumours and/or facts regarding their treatment of employees.
Port Arcana
27-12-2006, 04:54
George Bush.

(well, it would)

No, then Cheney would be president. :(
Nadkor
27-12-2006, 05:16
margaret thatcher.
margaret thatcher.
margaret thatcher.
margaret thatcher.
margaret thatcher.
margaret thatcher.
margaret thatcher.
margaret thatcher.
margaret thatcher.



and


margaret thatcher.

Definitely
Chicken Kleptomaniacs
27-12-2006, 05:18
Since when are Britney Spears and Hillary Duff attractive?

3,000th post *dances*

Don't forget Lindsay Lohan. She was once curvy and attractive...
New Ausha
27-12-2006, 05:54
Copycat yes, but it's a question I'm curious about. Here's a couple of mine:

1) Paris Hilton

Vapid self-absorbed publicity whore with no redeeming qualities whatsoever. She once compared herself to Marilyn Monroe and Princess Diana. They both died tragically. Come on Paris, you've got a lot of catching up to do!!

2) Donald Trump

A filthy-rich crybaby who can't handle personal insults like a man and has to sue anyone and anything that offends him. A Ken Lay-ish closure to his empire would be cosmic irony and justice.

Amen too Paris. Uhm id much like too see anyTHING parhis Hilton-esque die really.
Utracia
27-12-2006, 06:16
Ann Coulter would get me a little giddy. Still though, Paris Hilton gone forever... hard to beat that.
Yaltabaoth
27-12-2006, 06:17
all of the above-mentioned vapid whores (especially fucking Bono!)

joke:
why is madonna rich and famous?
because she's a talentless whore and people are fucking retarded!

*ba-dum* pish!
Yaltabaoth
27-12-2006, 06:19
Don't forget Lindsay Lohan. She was once curvy and attractive...

uh, yeah... when she was underage!

tasty...
CanuckHeaven
27-12-2006, 06:25
Barbara Streisand, especially if she died of lung cancer.
Rosie O'Donnell, especially if she choked to death on food.
Michael Moore, also food, or a burst colon.
K-Fed - I don't need to tell you why.
George Michael, especially if he was run over by a bus.
Michael Jackson, preferably by one of the parents of the kids he's molested.
Full of hate huh?
CanuckHeaven
27-12-2006, 06:28
Paris Hilton, Anna Nicole Smith, The Olsen Twins, Brittney Spears, Rosie O' Donnell, all rappers, all boy bands members, I probably got more but my mind is half gone right now.
You are a Christian?
Neesika
27-12-2006, 06:41
Not a celebrity per se...but oh how I long for the celebration that shall surely ensue when Kissinger finally fucking gives up the ghost. I might even temporarily become a non-atheist just so I can savour the thought of him burning in hell.
CthulhuFhtagn
27-12-2006, 06:41
Fred Phelps. When he kicks the bucket, I plan on picketing his funeral.
Arthais101
27-12-2006, 06:42
Not a celebrity per se...but oh how I long for the celebration that shall surely ensue when Kissinger finally fucking gives up the ghost. I might even temporarily become a non-atheist just so I can savour the thought of him burning in hell.

oh come on, Kissinger has been an asshole to be sure, but who is really to blame, him, or the idiot policy makers that kept listening to him?
Yaltabaoth
27-12-2006, 06:45
oh come on, Kissinger has been an asshole to be sure, but who is really to blame, him, or the idiot policy makers that kept listening to him?

he knew the idiot policy-makers were manipulable and deliberately exploited their weakness to achieve his goals - i'd say he's to blame for that
Neesika
27-12-2006, 06:49
oh come on, Kissinger has been an asshole to be sure, but who is really to blame, him, or the idiot policy makers that kept listening to him?

Both.

But he deserves the flames. Pinochet went first, but Kissinger almost deserves it more...
The Jade Star
27-12-2006, 06:50
all of the above-mentioned vapid whores (especially fucking Bono!)

joke:
why is madonna rich and famous?
because she's a talentless whore and people are fucking retarded!

*ba-dum* pish!

Subtle British sense of humour?
Yaltabaoth
27-12-2006, 06:54
Subtle British sense of humour?

neither subtle nor british
colonial british, yes...
The Nazz
27-12-2006, 06:57
Fred Phelps. When he kicks the bucket, I plan on picketing his funeral.You know, I was going to say that I couldn't think of anyone I would actually celebrate the death of, but I was wrong--Phelps is the one. There's a lot of them for whom I wouldn't mind seeing them go, but to actually celebrate seems to be asking for some bad karma. In Phelps's case, however, celebration may be a moral imperative.
CanuckHeaven
27-12-2006, 07:05
There's a lot of them for whom I wouldn't mind seeing them go, but to actually celebrate seems to be asking for some bad karma.
My exact sentiments indeed.
The Nazz
27-12-2006, 07:10
My exact sentiments indeed.

For most of the people mentioned in this thread, I wish something far more excruciating upon them--irrelevance. Can you imagine what would happen to Paris Hilton if she simply didn't matter to the world at large? It would be delicious. And Trump? Oh man, irrelevancy would be far more painful to him than death could ever be.
Yaltabaoth
27-12-2006, 07:13
For most of the people mentioned in this thread, I wish something far more excruciating upon them--irrelevance. Can you imagine what would happen to Paris Hilton if she simply didn't matter to the world at large? It would be delicious. And Trump? Oh man, irrelevancy would be far more painful to him than death could ever be.

you're absolutely right - i would celebrate the death of fucking New Idea far more than any individual celebrity
Wiztopia
27-12-2006, 07:21
You know, I was going to say that I couldn't think of anyone I would actually celebrate the death of, but I was wrong--Phelps is the one. There's a lot of them for whom I wouldn't mind seeing them go, but to actually celebrate seems to be asking for some bad karma. In Phelps's case, however, celebration may be a moral imperative.

Maybe if karma actually existed. :p

I wouldn't really celebrate if somebody died. I can't think of anybody. Maybe Al Kahn but he isn't a celebrity or anybody most of you would know and he would just be replaced by another idiot.
Andaluciae
27-12-2006, 07:22
Fred Phelps. When he kicks the bucket, I plan on picketing his funeral.

He'll deserve it.
Neesika
27-12-2006, 07:23
For me, it's not really about celebrating a person's death. Take Pinochet, for example. What gladdened me about his passing was not that he died...no...that solved nothing, it meant nothing. I would not wish any sort of suffering on anyone, not really, not even that pathetic bastard. But it was like a sigh of relief...that shadow (gracias Gift-of-God) had passed. You can breathe again. The horror isn't gone...but we no longer have to watch him on tv, smugly staring into our eyes, unrepentant to the end...it was time, more than time.
CanuckHeaven
27-12-2006, 07:24
For most of the people mentioned in this thread, I wish something far more excruciating upon them--irrelevance. Can you imagine what would happen to Paris Hilton if she simply didn't matter to the world at large? It would be delicious. And Trump? Oh man, irrelevancy would be far more painful to him than death could ever be.
Absolutely. :)
The Holy Ekaj Monarchy
27-12-2006, 07:27
George Bush.

(well, it would)

Agreed. Not a big fan of Donald Trump of Rosie O' Donald either
The Brevious
27-12-2006, 08:13
I'm actually suprised it took that long before someone said that on this forum.

Seconded, and augmented:
His cabal of n'er-do-well administrative cohorts.
And then ... and THEN ... most of the "pundits" that excrete his unholy Koolaid.

In a cocaine brawl. :D
Kinda Sensible people
27-12-2006, 08:33
All of them. I don't like media whores and moronic sex-selling tallentless twits.
La Habana Cuba
27-12-2006, 08:48
Dictator for life, Fidel Castro of Cuba.
Rainbowwws
27-12-2006, 08:57
any celeb who had me in his/her will
Cypresaria
27-12-2006, 14:26
margaret thatcher.
margaret thatcher.
margaret thatcher.
margaret thatcher.
margaret thatcher.
margaret thatcher.
margaret thatcher.
margaret thatcher.
margaret thatcher.



and


margaret thatcher.



Now thats just plain mean, If margaret thatcher died I would feel sorry for her children's loss







For about 5 seconds







Followed by 14 days of "Ding Dong the witch is dead!"
Peepelonia
27-12-2006, 14:28
Yes yes a thousand times yes. Margret Thatcher, man I can't wait we should make it first a national holiday, and then in years to come, why a national holiday, a bit like Guy Fawkes or summit!
Eve Online
27-12-2006, 14:29
Full of hate huh?

Barbara, Rosie, and Moore sure are. Thanks for confirming that.
Rejistania
27-12-2006, 15:37
Did we have Than Shwe already? or certain other dictators?
United Beleriand
27-12-2006, 15:41
Jessica Tandy.She is already dead for over a decade. :rolleyes:
CanuckHeaven
27-12-2006, 15:42
Barbara, Rosie, and Moore sure are. Thanks for confirming that.
I was making an observation about you, not the subjects of your hatred. :eek:
East Nhovistrana
27-12-2006, 15:52
George Bush? Nah. He's just an incredibly dangerous idiot. I'd derive no pleasure from seeing him die; he's not a sufficiently substantial human being.
Dick and Rummy? The party's gonna last for weeks. I'm already planning it.
Letila
27-12-2006, 17:37
Any of them, especially any of the actor-turned-politician types or the "musician"-actors who rely on breast implants for their success, or politicians in general (calling them dishonest would be redundant).
East Nhovistrana
27-12-2006, 17:55
Gerald Ford. Oh, really? That's a spot of luck.


Too soon?
Carnivorous Lickers
27-12-2006, 18:30
There are legions of scumbags-many mentioned here-that I dont care for, but I'm not advocating their deaths or partying if they die-thats sick and harsh in the extreme.
Many I feel to be low-lives and opportunistic scumbags-Rosie,Madonna,Michael Moore,Alec Baldwin,Streisand,Fonda,Johnny Depp-the list goes on and on. I dont agree with them and feel their message and efforts are misguided and phony and no where in line with my own.

I dont need them dead though.


People I would open a bottle of champagne when they croak though? :

-bin Laden & his #2. Death on the end of a USA Navy Seal's knife-and they are fully aware of who got them and in their last moment,come to the realization there actually isnt paradise for them.

-sadaam-a public hanging

-OJ simpson-a heroin overdose in a filthy alley,not found for two days.

-michael jackson-succumbing to pnuemonia after battling every venerial disease simultaneously.

Plus-many others that slip my mind that have made such an effort to make people and society a miserable place.