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Somebody sent me a telegram accusing me of being a celebrity. The odd part was who I was suspected of being. One of the poll choices is that celebrity. Let's see how many people agree with it:


P.S.: If I were a celebrity, I'd never be out of the tabloids. Hell, just the Infamous Adhesive Incident would keep the rags talking for months. :p

*waits for poll*

*eats taco*

Damnit. Now I want a taco. I'll be back post taco production.

As an interesting aside, every name on the poll was someone who either lives or was born and raised in Connecticut. :)

As an interesting aside, every name on the poll was someone who either lives or was born and raised in Connecticut. :)

Are you by chance from or in Connecticut?

After a forray into the kitchen I have detirmined that I am out of both ground beef and refried beans. So instead I'm nuking corndogs.

Are you by chance from or in Connecticut?

After a forray into the kitchen I have detirmined that I am out of both ground beef and refried beans. So instead I'm nuking corndogs.

Yes, I live in Connecticut. :)

As an interesting aside, every name on the poll was someone who either lives or was born and raised in Connecticut. :)
Hmmm...considering the names (and you), I suspect some sort of weird 50's supersecret science experiment gone awry.

well that would get the CIA and the men white coat's off my back,as they know were you be :p

I chose 'other', because we all know he was born in Connecticut.

>_>

Other - Lunatic Goofballs of course!:p

A celebrity, eh?

Hmm, you are Celine Dion.

Now I'm interested. I hope I get to see who you really are.

Some odd votes already.

Now I'm interested. I hope I get to see who you really are.

Some odd votes already.

Who he really is....

http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/9961/lunaticgoofballs0xtrq9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

hmmm... I would guess either Jerry Lewis or Jim Carrey...

Now I'm interested. I hope I get to see who you really are.

Some odd votes already.

Dude! ITS CHRISTMAS! (here)

Wow, lots of famous people from such a tiny state.. weird.

Dude! ITS CHRISTMAS! (here)

12:30 AM christmas morning. Hell yeah!

Is he Santa? He is supposed to be busy.


Edit: Actually, I'm going to bed. I need to be up later this morning.

Somebody sent me a telegram accusing me of being a celebrity. The odd part was who I was suspected of being. One of the poll choices is that celebrity. Let's see how many people agree with it:


P.S.: If I were a celebrity, I'd never be out of the tabloids. Hell, just the Infamous Adhesive Incident would keep the rags talking for months. :p

You are so Christopher Lloyd. Seriously; I loved Back to the Future, and Doc was an absolute favorite character of mine. You did a fantastic acting job in those movies, you did. Shame there was never a part IV.

(Isn't Gene Wilder dead?)

You are so Christopher Lloyd. Seriously; I loved Back to the Future, and Doc was an absolute favorite character of mine. You did a fantastic acting job in those movies, you did. Shame there was never a part IV.

(Isn't Gene Wilder dead?)

By an interesting coincidence, Christopher Lloyd played a wacko in 'One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest'. :)

Wow, lots of famous people from such a tiny state.. weird.

Not at all. Connecticut is a suburb of New York City. :)

By an interesting coincidence, Christopher Lloyd played a wacko in 'One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest'. :)

Look 16k posts.

*gives taco*

Look 16k posts.

*gives taco*

YAY! *eats prize taco*

Not at all. Connecticut is a suburb of New York City. :)

That'd explain why no one comes out of their houses.. they just vacation there from NYC, eh? :p I must've walked halfway across the state one day and, aside from a few cars and the Easter Bunny, I didn't see an actual human being. Weird place.

By an interesting coincidence, Christopher Lloyd played a wacko in 'One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest'. :)

...

So you're not Christopher Lloyd? Damn it. I was going to ask you what you were thinking when you took that "Angels in the Outfield" role, too. :(

As an interesting aside, every name on the poll was someone who either lives or was born and raised in Connecticut. :)

Aw! You gave away the secret!

BTW: I vote for Bob Crane!! ;)

Not at all. Connecticut is a suburb of New York City. :)

That's only true for Fairfield County...

emote: Bridgeport representin' yo! :thumps chest:

Wow, lots of famous people from such a tiny state.. weird.

And that's not even close to half. Meatloaf, Michael Bolton (sorry about that!) , P.T. Barnum, Mark Twain, Eliphalet Remington, Igor Sikorsky, and many, many more were Nutmeggers.

...yet we've never had a President. Hmm.

LG for President then

Somebody sent me a telegram accusing me of being a celebrity. The odd part was who I was suspected of being. One of the poll choices is that celebrity. Let's see how many people agree with it:


P.S.: If I were a celebrity, I'd never be out of the tabloids. Hell, just the Infamous Adhesive Incident would keep the rags talking for months. :p
I say it is a tossup between Gene Wilder and Christopher Lloyd. I lean heavily to the Gene Wilder character. :D

I picked a random person.

Though I know for sure that you're not Ann Coulter :eek:

As an interesting aside, every name on the poll was someone who either lives or was born and raised in Connecticut. :)
Ann Coulter was born and raised in Connecticut? If I were you, I wouldn't tell too many people. :p

hmmmmm pretty much everyone on that list is way too old to be you except 50 cent and seth macfarlane (who i had to look up on google)

so im gonna guess that you really are 50 cent. wow you are on here a lot for a guy as busy as he is. do you post from your blackberry?

Somebody sent me a telegram accusing me of being a celebrity. The odd part was who I was suspected of being. One of the poll choices is that celebrity.

A telegram on here? Who would suspect you of being a celebrity on here?

Somebody sent me a telegram accusing me of being a celebrity. The odd part was who I was suspected of being. One of the poll choices is that celebrity. Let's see how many people agree with it:


P.S.: If I were a celebrity, I'd never be out of the tabloids. Hell, just the Infamous Adhesive Incident would keep the rags talking for months. :p

Why didn't you post in my old "Is Bush on NSG?" thread? You could have said who you were. :)

On the poll, I voted "Frank Oz." If I were to guess outside the poll. I'd say Robin Williams. OMG if you're Meryl Streep! My respect for her would increase infinitely! Interesting personal note I call the "Streep Effect." When I saw the film "Postcards from the Edge" I realized that it wasn't Meryl Streep I hated, it was the roles she played. I try to keep that in mind when someone in a film annoys me. Although I imagine Jim Carrey is pretty intolerable IRL, too.

You're so 50 Cent!

I picked a random person.

Though I know for sure that you're not Ann Coulter :eek:

Yesh in that case the universe would implode :(

He's been patiently waiting for a thread to explode on.
We can reply if we want, but our ass 'ill get rolled on.
Feels like his posts have been hot for so long.
If you thinking he'll stop jokin' you're so wrong.

Ok I'll stop.

He's clearly a Christian, mud-loving Mel Brooks.

He's been patiently waiting for a thread to explode on.
We can reply if we want, but our ass 'ill get rolled on.
Feels like his posts have been hot for so long.
If you thinking he'll stop jokin' you're so wrong.

Ok I'll stop.Fo' sho'!

I picked a random person.

Though I know for sure that you're not Ann Coulter :eek:

I'm not masculine enough. :eek:

I voted other.

You're Martha Stewart, aren't you?








































:D

I voted other.

You're Martha Stewart, aren't you?


:D

Uh....

<_<

>_>


....I baked muffins.

The truth is that LG is much too good-hearted and intelligent to be a celebrity.

(Isn't Gene Wilder dead?)Nope...still alive and well. Goes to the Cold Stone in Simsbury pretty often. Orders the same thing I do, it would seem :)

That's only true for Fairfield County...

emote: Bridgeport representin' yo! :thumps chest:

Hard Hittin' New Britain here (well, next door, anyway)

I'm not masculine enough. :eek:

:eek:

Time to go for some Christmas melding -

LG, man.
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But hey... it
Might be so.

And that ain't cool.

The truth is that LG is much too good-hearted and intelligent to be a celebrity.

Yay! The smokescreen is working! :D

LG for President then

I think a goofballs, donkey campaign would go smashingly well. Particullarly the smashing part. And can you imagine the campaign posters?

I think a goofballs, donkey campaign would go smashingly well. Particullarly the smashing part. And can you imagine the campaign posters?

You think they'll let me install a catapult on the roof of the White House?

You think they'll let me install a catapult on the roof of the White House?

Just say it's necessary for the War on Terror!

If you're not for the idea, you must be a terrorist! :p

Out of the poll options, I said Christopher Lloyd, but I think Jeff Daniels is more likely.

You think they'll let me install a catapult on the roof of the White House?

I'm sure. As long as we let the secret service play with it every now and then.

I'm sure. As long as we let the secret service play with it every now and then.

That, and it's targeted for K street. :)


(If you're not in the know: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/06/21/AR2005062101632.html )

Maybe someone will invent a more modern equivalent. Do you think there's a high tech way to launch say, 100lbs of custard about 1,000 yards with reasonable accuracy?

Maybe someone will invent a more modern equivalent. Do you think there's a high tech way to launch say, 100lbs of custard about 1,000 yards with reasonable accuracy?
I don't know about launching, but I'd imagine that several buckets and the doors on Air Force 1 would make an extremely enjoyable delivery method.

Maybe someone will invent a more modern equivalent. Do you think there's a high tech way to launch say, 100lbs of custard about 1,000 yards with reasonable accuracy?

Already there...

Catapult: Harry and I Build a Siege Weapon
http://www.amazon.com/Catapult-Harry-Build-Siege-Weapon/dp/0156005565/sr=1-5/qid=1167225074/ref=sr_1_5/002-7812545-5642400?ie=UTF8&s=books

Backyard Catapults: How to Build Your Own
http://www.amazon.com/Backyard-Catapults-How-Build-Your/dp/1559502460/sr=1-2/qid=1167225074/ref=pd_bbs_sr_2/002-7812545-5642400?ie=UTF8&s=books


...i own both of these books. With a little spare time and a nearby dump and a modest budget, you can easily build such a machine.

BTW, I prefer to mix layers American car leaf springs with Japanese ones to get a durable but more flexible component.

NB: Actually GETTING the 100lb of custard into a form that it can sail through the air will be a big problem. May I suggest something in a basketball sized stink bomb?

Already there...

Catapult: Harry and I Build a Siege Weapon
http://www.amazon.com/Catapult-Harry-Build-Siege-Weapon/dp/0156005565/sr=1-5/qid=1167225074/ref=sr_1_5/002-7812545-5642400?ie=UTF8&s=books

Backyard Catapults: How to Build Your Own
http://www.amazon.com/Backyard-Catapults-How-Build-Your/dp/1559502460/sr=1-2/qid=1167225074/ref=pd_bbs_sr_2/002-7812545-5642400?ie=UTF8&s=books


...i own both of these books. With a little spare time and a nearby dump and a modest budget, you can easily build such a machine.

BTW, I prefer to mix layers American car leaf springs with Japanese ones to get a durable but more flexible component.

NB: Actually GETTING the 100lb of custard into a form that it can sail through the air will be a big problem. May I suggest something in a basketball sized stink bomb?

100lbs of custard? Holy cow...

Maybe someone will invent a more modern equivalent. Do you think there's a high tech way to launch say, 100lbs of custard about 1,000 yards with reasonable accuracy?

how about a custard nuke

I think a goofballs, donkey campaign would go smashingly well. Particullarly the smashing part. And can you imagine the campaign posters?
it be good on TV

You think they'll let me install a catapult on the roof of the White House?
why not think of all the fun
Just say it's necessary for the War on Terror!

If you're not for the idea, you must be a terrorist! :p

Out of the poll options, I said Christopher Lloyd, but I think Jeff Daniels is more likely.
an give it a right name like anti-terrorist catapult

I'm sure. As long as we let the secret service play with it every now and then.

yes got to keep them happy

Already there...

Catapult: Harry and I Build a Siege Weapon
http://www.amazon.com/Catapult-Harry-Build-Siege-Weapon/dp/0156005565/sr=1-5/qid=1167225074/ref=sr_1_5/002-7812545-5642400?ie=UTF8&s=books

Backyard Catapults: How to Build Your Own
http://www.amazon.com/Backyard-Catapults-How-Build-Your/dp/1559502460/sr=1-2/qid=1167225074/ref=pd_bbs_sr_2/002-7812545-5642400?ie=UTF8&s=books


...i own both of these books. With a little spare time and a nearby dump and a modest budget, you can easily build such a machine.

BTW, I prefer to mix layers American car leaf springs with Japanese ones to get a durable but more flexible component.

NB: Actually GETTING the 100lb of custard into a form that it can sail through the air will be a big problem. May I suggest something in a basketball sized stink bomb?



Think a massive custard balloon. As long as you get just the right thickness of the balloon material it should work.

Somebody sent me a telegram accusing me of being a celebrity. The odd part was who I was suspected of being. One of the poll choices is that celebrity. Let's see how many people agree with it:


P.S.: If I were a celebrity, I'd never be out of the tabloids. Hell, just the Infamous Adhesive Incident would keep the rags talking for months. :p
Okay, time is up!! Time to end the suspense.......

Who were you accused of bein?

Okay, time is up!! Time to end the suspense.......

Who were you accused of bein?

Inquiring minds want to know!

I wanna know!

I chose Seth M.

I actually saw someone on tv that made me think of LG a while ago but forgot who it was :(

I actually saw someone on tv that made me think of LG a while ago but forgot who it was :(

And given the inherently anoymous nature of the fora, I can't think how things should be otherwise.

Edward R. Murrow?

Think a massive custard balloon. As long as you get just the right thickness of the balloon material it should work.

I'm thinking aerodynamics. It's going to be quite a large projectile @ 100#...

Gene.

Okay, time is up!! Time to end the suspense.......

Who were you accused of bein?

David Letterman. *nod*

David Letterman. *nod*

OMG I was right! :eek:

I just saw that option, and though I don't know two shits about Letterman, I figured he's the kinda guy people get angry at, and the kind people send a lot of mail to. :D

Do you drive a car like http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/delorean.gif?

'Cause that's what I voted for on the poll. :p

Do you drive a car like http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/delorean.gif?

'Cause that's what I voted for on the poll. :p

I wish I did. I like DeLoreans. *nod*

David Letterman. *nod*
Well David, I want to thank you for taking your valuable time to "comfort the disturbed" here on NSG. :eek:

You be a funny guy. :D

BTW, I also appreciate most of your "serious guy" replies. You often offer meaningful input to the less comical issues of day to day existence. :)

Well David, I want to thank you for taking your valuable time to "comfort the disturbed" here on NSG. :eek:

You be a funny guy. :D

BTW, I also appreciate most of your "serious guy" replies. You often offer meaningful input to the less comical issues of day to day existence. :)

While I certainly appreciate Dave's wit and comedic style, he is too much of a geek for me to be him. Could you imagine David Letterman playing mud football? I don't think so. :p

While I certainly appreciate Dave's wit and comedic style, he is too much of a geek for me to be him. Could you imagine David Letterman playing mud football? I don't think so. :p
Nope. He certainly is too "polished" to be a mudder. :D

While I certainly appreciate Dave's wit and comedic style, he is too much of a geek for me to be him. Could you imagine David Letterman playing mud football? I don't think so. :p

I don't know... he's started food fights in his show.

David Letterman. *nod*

Not a chance in hell. You're much funnier and far less frumpy.

I think a goofballs, donkey campaign would go smashingly well. Particullarly the smashing part. And can you imagine the campaign posters?

This can and will be arranged.

I dunno, I think goofball could be Samuel L. "Mother Fucking Snakes on Crack on a motherfucking plane" Jackson.

Not a chance in hell. You're much funnier and far less frumpy.

Goofballs is like a funny version of David Letterman.

Goofballs is like a funny version of David Letterman.

You mean like watching Letterman while shrooming?

This can and will be arranged.

Good. Because I have decided that winning 4 seats last time, was enough for me. As the mastermind behind CYPSWP, I give my blessing to you.

You mean like watching Letterman while shrooming?

Not even. Letterman isn't even funny when you're watching South Park in picture in picture. His funny charge is that negative.

Not even. Letterman isn't even funny when you're watching South Park in picture in picture. His funny charge is that negative.

He's actually...

ANTIFUNNY?

*Twilight Zone music*

I don't know... he's started food fights in his show.

But with 100 gallon custard catapults?

This can and will be arranged.

:)

I can see the questions once I announce my candidacy:

Q:"Isn't it true, Mr. Goofballs, that you spent time in a mental hospital?"

A:"Just until I got away."

Q:"Do you feel that you're stable enough to be President of the United States?"

A:"I think these things are better off a surprise. Don't you?"

Q:"Is it true that you plan to have the baseball diamond outside the White House replaced with a mud wrestling pit?"

A:"That is a categorical falsehood! It'll be a mud football field!"

:)

I can see the questions once I announce my candidacy:

Q:"Isn't it true, Mr. Goofballs, that you spent time in a mental hospital?"

A:"Just until I got away."

Q:"Do you feel that you're stable enough to be President of the United States?"

A:"I think these things are better off a surprise. Don't you?"

Q:"Is it true that you plan to have the baseball diamond outside the White House replaced with a mud wrestling pit?"

A:"That is a categorical falsehood! It'll be a mud football field!"

:)
We'll just have to hire a good speach writer to put an acceptable spin on things... Or to make people like use whether they want to or not. Does Myrth have a job? Ruffy?

And to spell check anything I put together.

I leave for Christmas and I miss an entire presidential campaign. Sheesh. Anyways, just got home. Christmas rocked. It's five am and I need some sleep before work in the morning.

Arrgh

Arrgh

:confused:

I leave for Christmas and I miss an entire presidential campaign. Sheesh. Anyways, just got home. Christmas rocked. It's five am and I need some sleep before work in the morning.

That's okay. I'm sure there'll be others. ;)

Who can tell under the omnipresent layers of mud? :)

Who can tell under the omnipresent layers of mud? :)

It's better than a hat and dark sunglasses. :)

It's better than a hat and dark sunglasses. :)

:D

Now of course you need to start a thread where ppl vote on who sent you the telegram.

(I was so sure it was Christopher Lloyd!)

It's better than a hat and dark sunglasses. :)

And almost as good as fur and a tail.;)

Somebody sent me a telegram accusing me of being a celebrity. The odd part was who I was suspected of being. One of the poll choices is that celebrity. Let's see how many people agree with it:


P.S.: If I were a celebrity, I'd never be out of the tabloids. Hell, just the Infamous Adhesive Incident would keep the rags talking for months. :p
Seth McFarlane.
*Shugs*